waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>rules
Kyouko claimed.
>Always here
>>684547026
Rate my waifu and
say nice things about him
Akiko claimed
Alright /waifu/ I think I'm going to sleep now
It's almost 6 am
Good morning everyone, I'll be back in a few hours
I GET UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
I GET DOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNN
Obligatory claim.
Miho claimed
>>684547237
Nigger
>>684546945
At least it's money well spent~
>>684547257
See ya later~
>>684547257
Have warm, (sadly) short dreams of you and your waifu friend.
>Shiro
RULE: dubs can steal waifus
claim hello
>>684546006
Also I'm not gonna fall asleep before you.
Yes actually, and its really just that this game is a lot like crusader kings in that its a great game to just play in the background while you're doing other things. You can just leave it alone when nothing big is going on and do something else for a while and it'll always alert you when something happens so Paradox, the company that makes these games, is good at this because its really easy to end up playing it for hours.
>>684547411
Doesn't steal any
>>684547155
WUZ
>>684547257
Good night Akiko!
>>684547237
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
That's all I'll say
>>684547257
Goodnight Aki.
>Kyouko
>>684547322
upboated xd
>>684547603
>>684547371
This year I am prepared though. I am going to look for one big item and find small stuff I like. The big item I am looking for is the bunny Rikka figure. its like the holy grail of figs for me
Rikka claimed and ready for battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrA2KLtAn1A
Sleepy
Very sleepy
>>684547237
I like the moaning nigger
Claimed
Like her for no reason
>>684547180
I thought that was a condom in her mouth
>>684547507
Why's that, big guy?
Hm, nice. I'm doing that with Terraria right now, just a game you can piss time away with. Glad you're having fun, horror buddy.
>pats
>>684547696
you still have to accept our ship
i will be depressed if you dont accept it though
Claimed
>>684547237
He's pretty good. I think, don't remember.
Claimed
>>684547832
>>684546945
TIL Dave Grohl beast the shit out of pillows because he used them as drums as a kid
Lol
IM SO CLOSE ITS FUCKING KILLING ME
I WAS FUCKING UP AT THE END BECAUSE I COULDNT REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW IT GOES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GhA6THPSgY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TcEVYepundk
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lonely
>>684547026
anime she from?
also can recommend some to me?
Watched:
Baccano
Higurashi
Angel Beats
Sword Art Online
High School DxD
Queens Blade
Freezing
Elfen Lied
Ikkitousen
Bleach
>>684547870
I thought I already did
>renge
>>684548021
>>684547921
hey yuno as always good taste, would you let her cut you? i know i would
>>684548046
wat
>>684547921
Hellooo.
>>684547237
OOOOOOOH/10
>Best idol claimed
>>684547892
>hides under table
>>684548083
Well shit, welcome back, Gold.
Masturbation not doing it for ya? Try doing it in an odd place, that should spice it up.
>>684548178
I think its obligatory to let her honestly.
>>684548102
That's shiro from deadman wonderland, manga is better than the anime for that, though
What of those did you enjoy, what are your general preferences?
>>684548083
I feel that so hard galko
>>684548083
I know right
germany claimed
>>684548102
She is from Deadman Wonderland.
I'd reccomend Owari no Seraph, similar to type of stuff you watch. Mediocre first five episodes, but don't let that turn you off.
>>684548119
btw for some reason i don't think we're friends on steam yet, so here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>684548248
Yandere is best dere.
>>684548271
LEWD
E
W
D
>>684548083
I feel you man
>tfw masturbation feels like a chore
>>684548083
Welcome to the club.
>Maki
>>684548083
Used to be fun, but now it's a hassle ;-;
>>684548253
Hi.
>everything hurts
>>684548291
>>684548480
>>684548366
>>684548487
It's from a song.
>>684547788
Because I can't allow you to win.
Nice, I played that game a little bit but couldn't really get into it, wouldn't mind playing it again though.
>>684548083
How often do you do it?
>>684548253
>holds you by the hand and pulls you out
I pray to mclaren every night, I ask him for top Speedos and good gear ratios
>my mopar mom and dad see me kneeling, like the soldier a mclaren disciple I am, praying for efficient liters
They call me a tack...a piece of shit....
>they hit me with a 1969 charger fan belt
>I cry, remembering that a good mclaren would only beat their time...rather than get angry
My brother spits on me while I lay on the ground....and tells me about his 4 cylinder eagle talons...
>but mclaren is always there for me
>I walk down the road, sad that my mopar mom and dad have done this to me, hellcat they yell at me as they throw pictures of dodge dart rts at me
>I'm alone....clutching a torn poster of the mclaren f1 gtr
>I see him
>Mclaren has come for me
>the gorgeous mclaren urges me to get in
>he whispers to me
6.1L s70 v12
>I happily get in
>we drive up, into the night sky
>and now, I can die free
claimed
>>684547237
Number 9 large here
>>684547322
Are you masturbating
>>684548102
claymore
another
blood-c
mirai nikki
code geass
>>684548648
oh
oh lord
>>684548373
Germany?
Germany!
>>684548271
Party Van?
>>684547694
Meant for
>>684547380
oops
>>684548826
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>>684548826
holy fuck that picture is hot as fuck
>>684548463
a....anon... you're making me feel self conscious..
>>684548291
ooh and am also halfway through Shiki.
I liked them all in some aspect, obviously the fan service ones I watched in boredom, but HS DxD is actually pretty good for what it is. I liked the styles of Baccano, Higurashi and Shiki, that kind of mystery murderous creepy shit, Im still pretty new to anime though, so it's hard to find something I think I'll enjoy, hence the genre theme I'm stuck in of action and mystery. I'm up for almost anything though if it's good and hooks me in straight up
>>684548430
>>684548442
>>684548694
The wrong ones are always right to me.
>>684548672
Every day or two.
>>684548639
Same.
>>684548823
Yeah...
>>684548291
I would say that the manga is better only because the show was canceled. With that said, the anime was pretty fucking fantastic and I wish it continued on til the end.
Just adding more pictures of the best waifu
>>684549006
that is haawwwt
go lewder
>>684548909
>>684549100
>>684548648
Hello, beautiful.
>It's best to just become a masochist in these scenarios
>>684548672
Why not?
You should try and play it again, it's really fun.
>>684548683
>flustered hands
>>684548697
>Are you masturbating
>My wrists
No, haha.
>>684549024
w-what
>>684548648
Kek, didn't see that coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM
Still true though.
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>684549090
That's exactly why I say that, actually.
>>684549010
Alright. Most of the stuff I watch is a little more lighthearted, slice of life kind of stuff (hence my waifu). That said, if you enjoyed Baccano, I know Durarara is very similar in some aspects. You might check that one out.
>>684549258
Every time I see prinz she gets cuter somehow
>>684549402
Eyyy marie, I'd start a conversation but I'm going to bed
I'm gonna go for the night, I'm tired
Bye everyone, remember to always say please and thank you! ^-^
posting fav pis should have claimed with this like i normally do
>>684549402
>Daily masturbation is healthy
I'm a race horse then
Best girl claimed!
>until Tomoko gets out of the shower and we go play Guns of Icarus
Whats good /waifu/?
>>684548694
not for long
>>684549572
Oh same. Just thought I'd drop that and lurk for a min while my gf does shit in the bathroom.
Gn everyone
Yuuki claimed
>>684549658
read filename
>>684549810
Boobies!
>>684549810
my throat hurts
>>684549852
I guess your fiancee now, huh?
I'm doing the same
Night everyone!
>>684549638
Same kek
>>684549658
Heyo.
>>684549852
Goodnight!
>>684549810
Dem boobies.
I'm starting to hate hanging out with my bf's work friends.
But uh, claim. Hey everyone.
>>684549627
Crazies are out in force right now.
>I shall enjoy lurking this one.
>tmw you get to experience the intense pleasure of your mate muzzle you softly as a call of duty ghost map loading screen plays on the tv
>You stare deep, intently into each others eyes, with a true love connection that only ruining 5000 dollars worth of animal costume gets you
>the lava lamp makes the room red, the black light illuminating the pikachu plushy in the corner...smiling at you as he rubs his paws up your sides
>The games starts on the tv
Get to the drop zone!
>my mate made it to the dropzone
>I fear being broken, but I push harder..the song playing on my antique vinyl player turning softly
Here is that song
https://youtu.be/XKMJDQBTZv0
>My mate matches the rhythm of the erotic beat
>The pikachu plushy still smiling at you in the corner
>I feel it
>Care package inbound
>I turn my furhead to him
Growl my name befur you cum, yiff you please
>the bubbles of the lava lamp cause me to climax
>He growls my name
>Care package falls
>Its too late
>Its a dog
>my mate got the dog
>he pulls out slowly, like a Porsche owner with a steep driveway
>Ghost win, the final kill cam is a guy getting quick scoped in the ass by a lynx
>I'm the final kill
>we pet each others fur bodies
>I'm breathing heavy like a white girl that just ran a mile
>He's not even...like a kenyan
>Game stats show I've leveled up
Fur real? Level 60?
>Round two?
Round two, furderation makes a cumback
>>684549939
Ah why thank you
>you too
>>684550100
Nice dubs! Whats new?
>>684550090
Goodnight, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>684549310
I see your point.
>>684549372
I love that song.
>>684549810
>
>>684549658
More Germany?
>>684549852
Anime when?
I feel like Marie and Honoka are really making DOA better
Ashara best hero waifu
Wait, is everyone in this thread male?
>>684548901
Damn, that's awesome dude~
Wish ya luck~!
>>684549075
I asked that because I thought you actually meant it was boring to you now and thought you might be doing it too much.
>>684549310
Because its not in my nature, I'm not going to surrender without a fight.
I could do that.
>>684549024
They are the best, shiro was also a fav, but nowhere near yuno
>>684550415
You know you're on /b/ right
>>684550415
I know there is a dog in here somewhere
I just realized it's later than I thought.
Goodnight again.
>>684550459
No, I'm good.
>>684550272
Nothing new on my side, what about you? Enjoying your night?
>>684550315
More boobies.
>>684550622
Goodnight again Galko.
>>684548813
thanks will look into it!
>>684548430
Thanks! sounds good
>>684549572
Durarara will be watched then! but mind suggesting some of this lighthearted stuff you said? Wouldn't mind broadening my horizons
>>684549810
>complete panic
>>684550315
Indeed, I recommend it if you're constantly in pain. Life would just become an orgasm for you at that point.
>>684550459
Well shit, that's a good trait to have. Can't let me win just once?
>>684550415
Rule 30
>>684550315
>that pic
It's... getting hot in here
>>684550415
No, I have a feminine penis, I'm clearly a woman by 4chan's standards
>Feminine penises are not a thing
>>684550673
>dat pic
>Megumin
>>684550030
eedoopz pls
>>684550415
I indefinite as a fish. So check your privilege.
>>684550354
German AND Captain on the Air Force thank you very much!
>>684550673
hell yeah! about to go play some guns of Icarus~
also you picture makes me feel stuff about things
>>684550415
There is a girl around here somewhere
>>684550435
Thank megumin I am going to need all the luck and love I can get!
>>684550894
edups
>>684549310
Ayyyy hand-kun
>>684549638
You're better than a racehorse if you wank + praise
>>684550090
Yeah though I wont be calling her that. Gf / wife is easier to remember. Feel free to correct me and call me a retard whenever I get it wrong
>>684550354
I don't know who Honoka is and I'm too lazy to google it. I don't play the DOA games though so sorry for my dumbassatry
>>684550622
Night Galko!
>>684551041
And I did not mean to post a lewd so lets ignore that and imagine I posted this
>>684551041
lewd... ill help
>>684551041
If I fap 3 times everyday then what does that make me ',:^)
>>684550622
Goodnight, Gold. Sleep warm and well.
>>684551041
Heyo, handsome. How are you and the ms. doing?
>>684551041
I'll stick with racehorse ,thanks
>>684550354
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
no
>>684550788
of course :^)
>>684550964
Of course my master, us CIS OPPRESSORS ARE SATAN
>>684550985
and that girl is me :^)
>>684550622
Goodnight Bobby Brother.
>>684550760
But then it'd be a hollow victory, I guess I could every now and then though.
>>684550856
Glad you like it!
>>684550972
>hell yeah! about to go play some guns of Icarus~
Hope you have fun!
>also you picture makes me feel stuff about things
Uhm, I'm glad, I guess!
>>684551239
I know that feeling :v)
>>684550713
I'd reccomend K-On, it's a very good slice of life anime about four high school girls in a music club.
OK, this is an erotic anime. It's ecchi and stuff, but if you're into that, this is pretty good. Kiss x Sis is about two step-sisters and their brother. The two sisters love the brother, but the brother isn't exactly sure about his feelings on them. Honestly, I didn't think it was all that bad.
>>684551239
Horny or an animal
>>684551821
w-what about ...7
>>684551285
OEWW <3 hey Asuka whats up?
>>684551548
See I knew it!
>>684551916
Dedicated
>>684551632
I knew I was asking a good question :^)
>>684551821
Well considering I'm not animal I'll take horny for an answer :^)
>>684551916
A problem
>>684551239
A human with a fuckton of testosterone. Gib plox.
>>684551598
I mean, I don't want to do that to you. Guess I'll just have to earn my victories.
>I guess I could every now and then though.
You're sweet.
>>684551768
Now everyone in the thread is gonna look at me weird for recommending kiss x sis.
>Shiro
>>684551239
Why does Ritsu look like a Saibamen in that pic.
>>684551821
If I fap once a day, but I'm horny all day what does that make me?
>>684552167
>>684552168
...ok at least I don't do 10 so often because it hurts later
>>684551930
I'm actually about to go play Guns of Icarus with Tomoko. < I'll catch up later~
>>684550985
Just don't get overwhelmed this time~
>>684551632
Course I'd like it
Look at dat belly!
CLAIMED
>>684551916
you might have a problem
>>684552265
hand do me next plz
>>684552305
a regular male
>Shiro
>>684552269
>KissxSis
All the best coming from the crazies.
>>684552416
Kirito is literally the most bland character in all of anime.
>>684552265
Nah I'm not trying to win every single time, but I like to at least put up a good fight before the end.
>>684547237
Traitor.
>>684552578
But I'm female
>>684552290
Some anon on /w/ was enlarging Ritsu's head
>>684552398
I know that dick hurts feel
>>684552975
a slightly abnormal female
>Shiro
>>684552975
Tits or GTFO, Faggot
Fuck you too google
>>684552975
piss the fuck off then
>>684552474
I will try my best I was just nervous ad alone and I didnt sleep the night before so I was like vulnerable as hell
>>684552975
This might be fun
reminder ~
also change ip if you want to order more or use your mobile data ~
>>684552545
Alright, cute stuff.
>>684552784
You're just so sweet. It's adorable.
>>684553149
Heyo, love.
>>684553160
No thank you :)
>>684553106
Kk
>>684553085
Yay.
>>684550188
Ill be back soon, have to finish this game of league first, dont let the crazies die out boys
>>684553358
i love you my life is complete
this thread lacks its smug without shinoa
Late Kud Claim
>drunk edition
I'm going to be on and off for about an hour but I want to talk to make sure I'm still good and not too out of it.
>>684553358
Hello my lovely hand.
>>684553474
i feel inclined to ask you if you are fat.
Women in threads come and go, but....this seems to be the common denominator...
>>684553358
hand do me next
>>684552975
Ey bb u wnt sum fuk?
>>684553358
No you.
>>684553191
Get some rest next time you go there~
A pilgrimage must be done correctly~!
>>684553756
it just wants attention , big surprise , don't feet it and it will die then we can go back to a normal /waifu/
>>684553898
if you are a grill maybe i can ask you a question
>>684553672
I agree...
>people falling for the bait
Why?
>>684554021
Can i rub your legs and play with your feet?
>>684553756
I'm average size I guess. Slightly chubby, and I'm not very attractive, idk.
>>684553478
I can only lurk so hard
>>684553672
>My best smug
