itt we pretend to be in the year 1995
>>684497896
I can't wait for my fist day of the 10th grade.
I'm gonna get so much pussy.
>never gets pussy in the 10th grade
most of the faggots on /b/ were probably not even born in 1995
>>684497896
I'm using the internet get off the damn phone
>>684497896
in a few months im done with first class, which went good so far!
> not knowing how i will fuck everything up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRAon_gtDJo
check out this sick demo that came with my computer
>>684498215
Exactly. Should have said in the year 2000's.
Be hold. The future phone
>>684498977
Because not everyone is underage b& like you
>>684498738
I'm sorry, I can't play any of the file types that website provides. I guess it's a video file.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
PlayStation will never be better than the Ultra 64
90s kid here! December 31 1999 , 11:59pm
>>684497896
Alright, that's easy for me, I just have to sit here and do nothing for three years until I am born in 1998
>>684499542
fuck off newfag
>>684497896
Elder Scrolls Arena sucks. This game series is dead in the water.
>>684498738
took me 25 mins to watch half of it then sister picked up the phone FML gonna ICQ chat after this
AOL chat + Fate = 1337
>>684499823
mfw when I still remember my icq number but not the password
19799560
>>684499740
Doesn't matter. In Carmack we trust. Quake is gonna be so rad. I have to buy a Pentium to run it tho.
>>684499542
>admits to being underage b&
goddamn is it summer in here or what!
>>684500091
may = summer in full swing m8
>>684499700
>>684500091
>Taking the obvious bait
>>684497896
Was windows 95 a type of ubuntu?
>>684497896
Hi room
>>684497896
Bill Clinton is such a pig. No way in hell the next President could be any worse.
"You got mail."
1995, I was probably playing Myst or Riven
>>684499542
candyass detected
>>684497896
Dude I just can't get enough Doom. Man I love me some doom. It's all I can think about.
>Didn't have a computer nor game system until 1997.
But I played doom like crazy over at a friends place.
>>684500352
are you a type of retard?
>>684497896
Don't quote me on this--but I heard on AOL chat that George Lucas is thinking about making a prequel trilogy. If he does it--they will be the greatest films of all time.
>>684500929
>1995
>1920x1080
ishygddt
I wonder when they are going to charge Bill, Janet, and Hillary for Waco?
>>684497896
Whose running Fufu tonight??
>>684500742
anyone else remember this shit?
this is going to kick soo much ass.. Fuck off Nintendo!
>>684500091
summer already
>>684497896
Steel beams cant melt fuel
Have you guys heard of this new band, No Doubt? I hear they make some rad stuff, man.
>>684501396
man, can remember playing Sega Rally for the first time...
Guys has anyone played diablo?
Dudes. Have you heard the new Radiohead?Called the Bends. So fucking rad.
>>684501731
I heard theyre making a 3rd one
>>684501763
I know man! They're new album is fucking sick. Just like that new REM track.
fuck off Michael Jordan
>>684501037
Oh my god anon, are you serious? Also, have you ever upgraded dos 3.1
Cheapo at midnight for the new pumpkins album
>>684501731
>>684501915
>>684501211
listen here, summerfags. diablo was released in 1996. so was the realm online. same year.
>>684501763
Radiohead is really coming into their own.
I also heard that one of my local bands are going to get serialized. Tons of Hype for then Third Eye Blind finally drops an album.
Someone knows about those japanese imageboards?
I think an english version would be a great idea
>>684502098
My BBS is still running on 2.11
>>684498977
MODS!!!!1!111!!
>>684502222
Nigger
gotta disconnect from the internet. need to make a phone call on my landline.
>>684502222
I played diablo early access in 1995
Also check
>>684500943
>taking obvious b8 m8 don't h8
>>684497896
I'm 5 so I don't really do much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCGmxk3H44g
>>684497896
This new Playstation thing looks so amazing but shit it is expensive. I wonder how it is like to play games at such amazing graphics and sound with all that CD quality.
>>684502431
My newsgroup is really good for conversation
>>684502678
What is... "You Tube"
Guy's my Gameboy pocket isn't working, I even tried blowing the cartridges
>>684501276
I tried to replay it recently. I was much more patient back then.>>684501396
>>684503052
Have you picked up that new Pocket Monster for it?
>>684503052
Put it in the oven on 250 for 5 minutes
>>684502823
Why would you buy a playstation when atari jaguar 64 bit masterrace is an option?
>1995
>buying a 32bit console when 64bit consoles are out
>do the math peasant
This is gonna be shit
>>684503297
How are you going to turn that side scrolled into 3d. Looks Fake and Gay
>>684503296
10/10
>>684497896
I heard they're going to make it illegal to beat up queers. Country is going to hell.
Can't wait for sonic 4, it's gonna be dope!
>>684503297
>1995
>caring about Nintendo games
>>684502600
u took da b8 m8
>>684499199
Well considering memories start forming around 5, if you said 2000, then the people who actually remembered it would've been born at least in like 1996
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So I just finished playing this, I gotta say, new favorite game.
Tiem to play heroes of might and magic III
>>684497896
Oh god 2000 people dead in Rwanda Massacre
>googled major 1995 events
>>684499671
Same
the year i was born
>>684497896
I'm for and an each scoobi doo
>>684503296
BLAST PROCESSING!
>>684503296
OMG, that is like 8 times more powerful than my current NES (too poor to afford an SNES) thanks for the tip, I will start saving for the Jaguar.
>>684501276
Fuck yeah. Never beat it, was a dumb 6 yr old
>>684504041
What Game was this Brah!
>>684503936
eh... it's pretty boring and long
>>684504522
you could cheat by looking up the code in the fireplace from the beginning but i did legit beat Myst when I was 9 or 10 ( once a week I went to "gifted" class where we played Myst and Sim Tower all day)
>>684504662
Gifted class was always fun
>>684497896
Starcraft is coming up soon(tm), that shit is gonna be big
>>684504550
Bought it off Amazon for 10 bucks. So fucking worth it.
giuz I'm atheist don't tell my mom
I found this VHS hentai in the woods the other day.
>>684504444
blast processing is just a buzzword that the jewish japs at sega came up with to try and compete with the american domination of atari's clearly superior platform
>>684504914
I was in a small school in florida, I was home schooled until 5th grade then started 2 grades ahead. I had to take the stanford binet IQ test and murdered it, honestly mostly because I liked wishbone and knew literary stuff and could do puzzles. So every Monday I got put in gifted where we played with star wars action figures and computer games and basically dicked around. It was a complete waste of time but class was boring so ehh
Holy shit guys, they've released the new player options for D&D, gonna custom class the shit out of my new character!
>>684504662
Like retard gifted or smart gifted? I was in both :^)
fuck, man
they caught timothy mcveigh
>>684505276
you might call that a matter of interpretation
>>684505109
WHAT?!?!
Have you seen how fast Sonic moves, damn son!
>>684505152
We actually did science stuff, and played with electricity, chemicals, art, chess, etc. Mississippi quit funding it though
can't wait for yoshi's island to be released next year
i'm freaking out
Man I can't imagine anything better than working at the World Trade Centre, in about 6 years I'm gonna be on top of the world and there's no way I'm coming down
>>684498540
fukin this
>>684505276
I tested a 180 IQ and it can have it's challenges
>>684497896
NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THEM DOWN!!
>>684505725
I think I got a 162 or something like that but it measures what you know compared to the average people your age get so obviously it can change radically from year to year
I was a freak at 8/9 but probably much closer to normal now
>>684505725
>180 IQ
>uses wrong "its"
>k
hoooooly shot jonathan edwards
>>684497896
Why the fuck won't my parents buy a 28.8 modem? 14.4 is bullshit
>>684506005
Kek
Time traveler here, I come from the year 2016. AMA
>>684504041
it came out in 1999, but I still play that shit
>>684501396
>Sega DOES what Nintendon't.
I hope we'll defeat the terrorists in Bosnia soon.
>finally peace
>>684505800
wow they have a website now?
Wonder how many people are going to get into this internet thing, I hope it doesn't catch on and it can be our special club ;-)
I really want to upgrade my 4MB of RAM to 8MB, but RAM is so fucking expensive.
Yes, kids, you read that right. MB. Mega fucking bytes.
aw shit, my pager is going off
where's the nearest pay phone?
>>684506402
I just invested all my money into SEGA, best idea ever!
I can't wait to get the lion king on vhs, gonna be so epic
>>684506688
Double dubs
>>684506469
>;-)
What does this mean? Is it a kind of formatting?
so stoked that racism is finally over
>>684506602
got me a bombtastic rig, I can play DooM ;)
Just got a new tape player
>>684503052
Wasn't released until 1996. You're still clunking around the big grey boy.
I was installing PoP earlier tonight but the seventh floppy disk was broken. Fml.
>>684500647
*cuts to 9/11*
>>684506713
>what could possibly go wrong?
Yeah...PlayStation on the other-hand looks like it's on its last legs. Why is Sony even in the gaming market?
>>684497896
I just shit myself and cried a bit
>>684506764
oh son, they call them "emoticons"
you make faces with characters like: :D for grinning
Yayyyyy!'' the best year for my favourite anime release
>>684506846
All I can play is scorched earth
I'm a baby what the fuck is anything where b the tit
bet none of you poor faggots have one of these
This chat room is the bomb, but what does lol mean?
>>684507274
That thing uses CDs?!
>>684507175
Actually not true. TIE Fighter ran ok in the lowest graphics rendering.
>>684506863
niccceeee
>>684506395
Well fuck you for shitting on my memories. Now I have to live in a world where homm 3 doesn't exist for three years longer.
But yeah, me too. Mother fucking Gelu and his sharpshooters are beast.
Also:
>trinity
>agents
>Nebuchadnezzar
>I can't remember the rest right now
Starting to get a little drunk. I want to make some bad decisions.
Wait you mean I can look at naked women on my computer? Fuck this is so much easier than trying to get bums to buy me a playboy
>>684507274
It's only 32 bit though
>>684507146
My teacher just told me it's spelled "favorite", what's going on here?
I am typing this from my office in the North Tower.
>>684507316
Lol = lel = kek
>>684507316
lots of love friend
>>684507274
tell us more about this futuristic thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-mLxyWd0M
>>684506938
What's 9/11? Anyway, just a completely random thought, I think after the trade centre bombings in 1993 security in the US has been tightened and I feel really safe.
Have you seen last nights "The Simpsons" Episode, it was great!
>>684507316
it is a netiquitte slang term for laughing out loud
>>684497896
I took my child to see Toy Story today, it was shit.
>>684506317
Kek
>>684497896
Cow and chicken
I go to school with this faggot named Chris Poole. I think he spanks it to anime. Somebody should beat his ass.
Anyone else?
>>684507043
What? That sounds dumb.
That's never gonna become popular.
>>684507489
lol = lel = kek = zozzle
I'm about to go rent some movies, any suggestions?
>>684507274
You fucking pleb. Look at those teeny tiny discs. Bet you can't even hold 100mb on them.
Check out this wicked website for the new Looney Toons movie.
http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
>>684507893
Ace Ventura
Spurdo sparde game better than sex with hundreds men!! Try it!1....PLEAZE
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.apple.movetoios
>>684507893
water world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ1NcxAZUYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfBBbR4Z_RU
That is all.
i'm 1 year old
just shat my pants
I come from the future. Ask me anything.
>>684499097
thats not what those things looked like in 1995 dumbass
Nephew's having a birthday, so I'm going to take him and his friends to DZ.
>>684508132
Someanon already did that joke
And did it better
Why you such a fag
>>684508132
Obvious fake, but tell me friend, where did you get a 1200x900 monitor? How thick is the glass? Does it fit on your computer desk?
Really want to upgrade my hard drive but that 300MB is over $300...
>>684507645
And next year will be fucking epic. After that, not so much.
>>684508132
FAKE FAKE FAKE
>Nothing will beat Nintendo and Sega
>>684508271
Why not Chuck E Cheese?
>>684497896
I blew out my ball sack moving my mom's computer monitor across the room
Hey guys, they said there's going to be a new Star Trek next year! Apparently, the captain will be a woman. Should be interesting.
>>684508340
It fits on the wall.
>>684497896
Little Howie's Funhouse
Operation Neptune
Sim City 2000
on my mom's HP Pavilion 7285
All of this shit is taking forever to load.
>>684508358
>300MB
Why? You could never fill so much space in your life.
>>684508502
*true story* 19 inch
>>684508497
Eh, Chuck E Cheese seems too boring for my nephew, and I agree. I don't think they'll even last to the end of the millennium.
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!
>>684508608
That's hundreds of floppy disks
>>684508132
<SYSTEM NAME> <NUMBER>
So fucking lame, hope your kidding anon.
>>684501276
I imported RealMYST from the states. Same game, only full -motion CGI. Couple of extra reatures and islands too
Come to my talker guys, im a Wiz rank and create a room
telnet talker.com 7777
or play my new mud
telnet dune.net 5000
>>684508304>>684508796
>>684508340
>>684508474
Game looks better than your Segas and Nintendoes.
Anyone into Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio?
>>684497896
Is it just me--or is U2 becoming annoying. I think they should call it quits before it just gets sad.
>>684497896
I want a CD burner so bad.
Dude press the "turbo" button on the front of your computer! You get like +7Mhz clock speed!!!
When will terminator 3 come out?
>>684497896
How is Windows 95 working for you? Is it worth the upgrade?
>>684497896
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>>684508965
say nice try fag but thats just you using a camera lol.
>>684508965
you're Mam looks better bouncing on the end of my knob. I'm not showing you video I got. Why you think I give a shit about yours
>>684497896
7th/8th grade.
>Go to the woods near my house.
>Smoke a bowl out of a Dr Pepper can.
>Go back home
>Turn on Beavis and Butthead
>Create remote control car with erector set
>>684497896
I know Natalie Portman is like 14--but god damn
>>684505083
Did the tape have a name?
>>684509064
wouldn't that hurt the computer though? can i leave it on turbo all the time?
>>684508906
i'll have to check that out
>>684509317
What's going to happen in five years, will 2000 fuck up computers forever?
>>684505414
>implying mississippi would ever fund book learnin' in the first place
>>684498215
I was born in 1995.
Guess I showed you
>>684509444
triple 4, what luck!
>>684509703
yea you showed me that you don't know what "most" means
anyone wanna play? Diablo is shit with dupers and its just like StarCraft but with dragons and shit.
>>684498215
I was 6/7 years old.
>>684509673
They love a bit of Darwin. Cant get enough of him
>>684509584
Yes. There's no way to rectify it either.....
>>684509584
i heard it might fuck up the systems due to some binary error or something i am not keen on the details. however there is the risk of it triggering nuclear launches and that might start a WW3.
>>684501724
>>684501396
I fucking LOVED Sega Rally. The way the suspension worked on the cars seemed to real. Before that race cars in games were rigid. And Daytona USA, VirtuaCop, and Bug.
>>684509563
Only if it gets too hot, I hear they're coming out with a 100Mhz pentium soon though!
>>684497896
This iphone is nice
>>684509879
Pics?
I recently found a nice tool to help search for things on the World Wide Web. Check out Alta Vista.
>>684508928
nah man, forest is the best
I think there were some cartoons relating to Alvin back then.
>>684497896
Gonna get high tonight and watch Clerks for the 50th time
>>684510140
Metacrawler FTW
I need my diapey changed and a titty to suck on
>>684510297
What's that? I'm using Netscape Navigator.
>>684510129
>post pics of my young self on /b/, not that stupid
believe me or not it's up to you
>>684499740
kek
>>684509855
dubs for a simpler time
>>684510140
i remember like today getting to know about it from my IT teacher like 14 years ago
>>684500091
Are you really that fucking stupid?
>>684510077
fans on cpus? what's next? water cooling? hahahaha
>>684510542
For a better time...
>>684510496
I don't
>>684510140
i think i'll set up an email account with them some day.
Hey. Let me send you this cool game through yahoo messenger, it's called whackamole. In order for it to work I need some stupid thing called your ip address, just type winipcfg into run. You're guna love this game.
>>684510473
Fuck that shit, I'm sticking with NCSA Mosaic
>>684510496
internet privacy is important, don't give your real information to strangers and refrain from sharing personal photos on the internet.
>>684510473
Actually on further reflection fuck you. Navigator didn't exist in 95. Mosaic FTW
>>684497896
Dude im still bummed that Kurt killed himself.
So bummed man
i invested 2 million dollars in apple stock. i hope i make 181,040,000 dollars on 5/15/16
>>684510694
every day we stray farther from god's light
Does anyone think O.J. did it?
>>684510924
>you will never climb it
>>684508965
Not to break the whole thread but what game is this?
>>684510473
Nope, googled it, it was released in 94 but it was shit so I stick by my original statement.
>>684510972
first guy to be acquitted because he was black
Who remembers the free dial up services? Like net zero. Free slow ass internet with a big ad on your screen
>>684511057
>you will never have moira quirk give you a congratulations hug
This isn't a bbs everyone gtfo.
