Waifu claiming thread.
Original content makers
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
Dio-sama...
>>684488950
>get a load of this nigger
Obligatory claim.
>>684490450
Most impressive.
Yuuki claimed. Back again
>>684490402
im gonna need new ribs after this.....
>megumin is the best mage and top cutie!!
Kud claim!
>braving the outdoors edition
I'll be back in an hour and a half or so, gotta go outside and do something. If I don't come back I want them to put this picture on my casket~
>>684490402
This is a good one
I like that picture
Here, still hating on grass types in general
Tenryuu claimed
How are you guys today?
>>684490313
idk bro Totodile wrecked shit in gen 2
Lucky Star feels setting in.
Renge, just post what picture you want ms painted and I'll get to it.
>>684490402
>>684490560
smugging the smug
>>684490757
stahp!!!!!
Quiet claimed
>>684490680
As bleak as always. How're you, Führer?
Megumin claimed~
>>684489961
It's ok, I know you give the best pats, I can't win!
>>684490095
Ah, glad to hear that.
>>684490127
I honestly don't really know, my only objective at the moment is to get a good job. The rest will come, I like to think one step at a time!
>>684490643
See you later!
>>684490680
Doing pretty good, watched a football (soccer) game and now just chilling, you?
>>684490680
Doing fine, Tenryuu.
How's life away from the hotseat?
>oral exam
>have to wake up at 6:00
>have to be at school by 6:30
Shit.
Bitch Ass Nigga claimed
>>684490572
I give him credit for trying tbh
>>684490584
Thanks Dio
>>684490643
Gotcha lol
>>684490661
Thanks. Credit goes to akiko tho. Fire type
>>684490680
I'm fine. Bout to watch 2 movies. You tenten?
>>684489987
Really?
>>684490097
Wanted to use the pic
>>684490163
Oh
>>684490414
Yay!
>>684490811
I know it's not your usual, but I wanted you to have this pic.
-Shiki
>>684490680
Oh, you know me by now.
>I'm sick with waifu fever
>>684490741
Oh no, I mean he was good to use, I just hated his design. Typhlosion was bae.
>>684490808
Sorry, thought I did
>>684490891
That sounds fucking awful tats
>>684490402
>stayed up until 2 playing skyrim
>trying not to regret it
old man fister claimed
i'll be somewhere here
>>684490284
>>684490891
You wake up at 6:00 and arrive at your job 30 minutes later? That's most impressive.
The music is very pleasant, somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9kAyRXNf0Q
>>684490955
>>684490852
No no, I'd still wanna give you pats. Doesn't have to be a contest.
>pats
>>684491012
Hey there, adorable.
>>684491028
Jenny, how goes it?
>>684491012
Nano
>>684491028
What's there to regret?
>>684490891
What's the exam for?
>>684490961
I try to. I'm sorry if I missed one of yours.
>>684490891
Don't forget your water bottle labeled "Students Tears"
QOTT: who's makes original content here and what do you make for thread?
I make thug pics
sachi claim
>>684490757
>tfw
>>684490994
Yeah Feraligatr's design was a little fucked but yeah he was so goddamn good
>Typhlosion was bae
All of the gen 2 starters are great imo
>>684491143
>
>>684491234
I make random shit sometimes for people whenever I make it, or just take hand pictures.
>>684491012
Fuck off mai
Best waifu claimed
>>684490402
I really really like this picture
>>684491234
nothing
>>684491234
I make gets.
Kuroneko claimed.
>>684491148
i'm tired. wanted my phone to crap out so i could justify sleeping in.
>>684491173
everything
>>684491234
can i be thugged?
i suppose i'm the ms painter of the thread now
fuck you dio
>>684491234
I've made several trump-hat edits and "Do it for her" pictures for anons. I've also created a noose picture for Führer.
>>684491012
>>684491028
Hello bots. Passed the captcha I see
>>684491195
It's fine lol. What's up?
>>684491326
Missing your rattle?
>>684491485
Yeah gimme a moment
>>684491148
hey hando~
hows your day?
>>684491173
hey! how are you yui?
>>684491234
>1234
nice
I can't make shit, I wish I could. About all I can do is rant and bake things.
>>684491370
I really loved bayleef but didn't really like chikorita or meganium as much, but gen 2 had some really well balanced starters and I appreciate that
>>684491326
Hi Sachi, what's up?
>>684491614
Nano! How's my robo-qt today?
>>684491234
Well I made this, think you guys saw me posting the original before, Homu was there.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1581460 This one.
Never made anything for the thread tho, for now.
>>684490836
Bwah, 6h train rides are still awful. I'd force children to wear a muzzle if they're in a train.
>>684490852
Played some DOOT until now. It's okay.
>>684490881
See the first answer
>>684490961
Played DOOT. Now i think about playing Skyrim or something else
>>684490983
How's the winning streak going?
>>684491028
I therefore request a screenshot from your Skyrim
>>684491234
I make Jenny poorly-drawn comics
>kud leaving for real now
feel bad missing posts playing league~~
Britfag Maki claimed
>claiming yume
>>684490402
>smug/10
>>684490680
Geht so irgendwie alles komisch aber kp wieso
>>684490811
Moo
>>684491405
>still a great pic
>>684491614
Good, waiting on Tomoko to get on Steam.
>>684491449
Wrong name, Mirei Kudo
>>684491874
why does she have a vulva coming out of her butthole?
>>684491460
Kek, alright. Hope you get some good sleep when it dies out.
>>684491594
Still haven't fixed the /waifu/ hat I presume?
>>684491614
Going good, adorable. Just relaxing right now.
How are you?
>>684491747
Children are fucking annoying, I can barely stand my younger sibling whenever I see her.
Muzzles are a good idea. Sorry that you've been riding trains so much, figure out any universally comfortable chair positions yet?
>>684491234
I used to bake threads. Got tired of it and real life kicked in a bit so I had to stop
>It is more stressfull than you think if you have a shit computer like me, you have to prebake it
>or maybe I just like perfection
>>684491594
I've never had a "Do it for her"/noose/trump edit.
Am I missing out?
>>684491969
You too?
>renge
>>684491234
Random stuff when I feel like.
>>684491712
Bayleef <<< Chikorita and Meganium
Bayleefs design was kind of boring imo
The starters were pretty balanced it's just the gyms were automatically STACKED if you had Chikorita ;(
>>684491600
Just relaxing! I worked an 8 hour shift this morning so I'm pretty beat
>>684492087
He's mine.
>No homo
>>684492052
>Am I missing out
I wouldn't say so.
>>684492037
No. It's a lost cause. Always was. No potential beyond a joke.
>>684492117
I wish my hand was that thick.
>skeleton hands
>>684492024
just the fat pussy
>>684491969
oh! i have steam! have you added me yet?
>>684491712
hey renge, im good!
non non biyori made me sad when it ended
how are you?
>>684492037
im good! had a nice relaxing nap most of the day, drinking tea and watching some twitch streams
>>684491600
>
>>684491195
I'll be examining people.
>>684491227
Ah, perfect, now I know what to do before I go to bed.
>>684491117
I have a car which makes things easier, plus I'm pathologically early. I will arrive there at half an hour earlier no matter what.
Music is weird, strangely calming though.
https://youtu.be/Aoe1Wz5g9Nc
Last one for today. I'll be going to bed in about 20 minutes.
>>684491234
Well I'm skilled with photoshop so I could do OC but I haven't really found a thing yet
I could do requests
>>684492037
Hand-bro do you have a younger sister or brother?
>>684492277
You should draw yourself on fire, Akibro.
nice dub dubs
>>684492227
>>684491874
Damn, fine Maki butts.
>>684491148
I'll gladly keep taking the pats!
>>684492132
I dunno, it was boring but it felt clean to me. There was elegance in the simplicity. And that's true, it was like having mudkip in gen 3 where you just got to automatically wipe the first half of the gyms with absolutely no trouble.
>>684492228
I know fam, I know. I'm doing pretty well, having a good day so far. What's your steam name? I don't know if you're on mine.
>>684492179
but... but...
>>684492209
"thick" hands
>wink wink nudge nudge
>>684492117
still love that pic lol, a bus makes so much sense!!
>>684492228
Yep. I gotcha
>dafuq is that picture?
>>684492401
Nah, I already got that
>pic related
>>684492499
hint: nano's a robot
>>684492414
Butts trip checked
>>684492204
Fair enough, I tried to fix it at one point but my OCD wouldn't let me get it at a right angle.
When I finally did settle on one it didn't save the text along with the rest of the picture.
Life sucks. You're right though, was a neat idea at the time though I'll at least say.
>>684492414
I'll gladly keep giving them.
>pats more
>>684492486
Was afraid someone would take it like that.
>>684492228
Mmm, nice. Naps are always good, people in the thread apparently disagree due to statistics.
Tea and Twitch? Nice, glad you're having a nice time.
>>684492037
I call it the "Pretended Retard".
Just make some loud grunting and farting noises, while you stick one finger in your nose. To complete the package, you have to look like you're having a seizure aor something.
When you defended your 4-seat space, you just let you slide a bit, maybe taking a nap.
make yourself comfy, you have a lot of space.
>>684491234
i make this
>>684492228
Heya Nano!
>>684492234
I want a pic of that bottle in the school
>I'm pathologically early
Not to sound like a dick but I'm sure your students hate you for that kek
>>684492401
Missed this one, damn.
Yes, I have a younger sister.
>>684491326
*click click*
>>684491902
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is a real mans waifu.
Get out weeaboos.
>>684492659
im just playin lol, we're both skele's so i understand the feels kek!!
>>684492486
I guess sometimes I actually have good ideas.
>>684492209
Skeltal hands are handy too... you can get your fingers in the tightest holes.
>>684492234
Not a big fan of this type of music.
>Last one for today. I'll be going to bed in about 20 minutes.
Alright. Thanks for the good music as always, and rest well.
Peggy Hill is my waifu
>>684492559
put me in there then, kek
>>684492739
what do her hands look like?
>>684492823
you have good ideas a lot!!! just gotta put them to paper
>tightest holes
im not gonna say it!!!
>>684492795
3D filth get out
>>684492809
You doing ascension? I've won literally every game I've played vel'koz in, lost a few times now too of course. Nocturne is a goddamn beast in ascension
>>684492700
Kek, I've worked with mentally disabled kids before and that got me good.
I need to try that sometime, who the fuck cares what other people think. They're riding a train, what makes them so special.
>Get it, special?
>>684492809
Kek, I got ya. No worries.
>>684492823
Ohoho....pretty direct on that one.
>Suggestive hands
>>684493021
Like....hands?
>>684492479
steamcommunity.com/id/dickbarnacle
BUT new season of non non is coming soon :>
so theres that
>>684492499
which one are you?
send me a message..
if you've seen nichijou nano doesn't want to be a robot haha
>>684492659
im having a relaxed day.
everything is nice..
but my throat still hurts, going to the doctors on monday.
>>684492728
hey chara! i missed you!
>>684493237
oh no!! i didn't mean it like that hahahah, but i have been playing ascension, i mostly play ap tanks then!!
>>684492881
>Neats Beats
Ill save that last artist's name, to check out more of their stuff later.
Thank you as well
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
10/10 would listen to Tenten reading Neo vore fanfics
>>684493374
Oh yeah! I haven't added you on steam cause that one time steam was being a bitch!
>I'll add you now, should receive a friend request from Sasa
>>684491712
Thanks for checking lol and you got your thread surveys
>>684492166
Well deserved homie
>>684492228
Poor nano lol
>>684491485
>
Wish there was more mean muggin pics out there
>>684493374
Can I add you too?
>>684493524
>Ill
Ugh, pretend there's an apostrophe there.
>>684493695
I wished that it isn't as pixalated
>>684493150
I need motivation for that to happen and mine is always focused on something stupid.
>>684493344
I swear I didn't mean that, but its true indeed.
>>684493706
yis
>nano
>>684490402
Mizore claimed
>mfw I'm on mobile
>mfw it's a new phone
>mfw I have no face
>>684493578
Wait what?
>>684493344
Interesting...
nice dub dubs
remind me what you do?
>>684493237
>>684493021
we need some bro photos of us. and since I can barely use paint it's up to you
chop, chop belgian infidel
>>684491600
the captcha will never hold me
>>684491747
k
>>684492037
thanks mate
>accidentally activated airplane mode
>i really do need more sleep
>fuck work
>upload keeps failing
>jenny
>>684493998
Lol you always lurk tho
>>684493695
i like it, thanks bro
>>684492479
here's it so far, will be done in about 5 minutes
>Shiro
>>684493695
Oh right, so I do. I'd almost forgotten.
>>684493998
Hello invisible mizore
>>684494376
That's fucking beautiful
>>684493578
>Doesn't record them
>Jealous hands
>>684493374
Nice! That's good to hear, man.
Hope you can get your throat fixed up by the doctor, buddy. I hope it's nothing serious.
>>684493856
Sure you didn't.....
>true indeed
>suggestive hands
>>684494094
In college for Mass Comm. Work in Retail.
>>684494358
Don't mention it, friendo.
>Shit man, you should get some sleep
>>684490847
FIGHT ME (ง’̀-‘́)ง
>>684494361
Lurking is the best way into someone's heart.
>>684494376
Can I request this one?
>>684494461
I'm a monster
>>684493856
i wouldn't say that....i don't think they're stupid!!!
we all need motivation once in a while!!! you just gotta find what gives it to you!!
All Galko doujins are shit.
>>684494048
Tenryuu reading vore fanfics of Neo.
That's about it.
>>684494511
Oh shit..
I should have thought about that.
>>684494614
sure, will get on that once i'm done with renge's
>>684494702
Kek
>>684494527
Who might you be?
>>684494511
i know, but shelves need stacking.and being tired doesn't count as a sickness kek.
>>684494632
that scene was hillarious....and adorable!!
>>684494702
They sure are, desu.
>>684494511
it's probably nothing, maybe like tonsillitis or something
not worried about it!
just trying to stay relaxed because i stress about my health way too much
>even though i smoke cigarettes
>>684494376
You're welcome homie
>>684494461
How could you!?
>>684494702
Oh
>>684494562
Or being super cute
>>684491747
Well for today, I've only started about 20 minutes ago and already bodied a Plat Nash and Guile 2-0
>Platinum rank and up consists of the top 10,000 players in the world
>>684494835
Sir Lord Dinklebutter Jenkins. I request a formal duel for the chance to NTR Megumin from your inadequate confine.
>>684494657
What gives me motivation to do something is finishing whatever I am motivated to do right now.
>584 files missing
>>684495091
584??? why???
yeah....i only get motivation if i really wanna do it lol, like a hobby!!!
>>684494790
Thanks man, you're awesome.
>>684494461
Hellooooo
>>684494953
Cute is nice but cool is best.
>>684495082
Denied
>>684492762
yes your pic is great too
>>684495411
Wat? D:
maybe i shouldn't have eaten a whole fucking bag of popcorn ;-;
>>684495273
The problem is that I only get motivated for a single thing. I want to be able to work on multiple projects at once.
>>684495442
Anyone with galko's body type ends up having outrageous proportions in doujins to the point where it's a turn off.
desu
>>684494461
sorry, i fucking suck at fingers
>>684494778
You should have!
>Please do it next time
>I'll figure out some way to repay ya
>>684494890
Indeed, gotta kick tiredness's ass.
>>684494937
I'm sure you'll be fine, Nano. Shouldn't be smoking but we all have our vices, I wouldn't worry.
>>684495577
You don't have the authority to challenge me, faceless one!
I will treat your demand with respect once I see a face attached to your post
>>684495007
Noo Tomoko ;-;
>>684495629
im like that as well...i have a single track mind, and can't multi task well
hmmmm....what if you put 30 minutes at a time to each, and switch over???
>>684490402
>>684495624
Weak.
>>684495630
Exactly.
>>684495691
>>684494461
and, i forgot skirt. updated
>>684495691
God bless
Will be posting
>>684495868
B-b-but
Too late, she's mine
>>684495967
Now let me see that ohayo please
>>684495933
Checked Dubbo
>>684495007
>filename for what I think of pic
>>684495405
Nah lol
>>684495442
Rate it on scale 1-10? 10 being absolute shit
>the rain is back. Please take it
>>684495917
I can't because I don't have motivation at all to do anything else until im finished with this.
>>684496137
You better back off m8
>>684490972
Thanks its really cute.
>>684495967
Like a theater bag
>>684495823
i cut my smoking way back though
for the most part i just drink a lot and smoke cigarettes.
but i did do a lot of pills in the past
C L A I M E D
suiseiseki
>>684496254
>cool gif
you don't wanna do anything at all??? what other projects do you have???
>>684496257
>>684496297
I fell in love with the Kaga "sleep" pictures and ended up getting everything from his Pixiv page, and then there was a cute cow.
>>684496137
>>684496257
Only trips can decide!
>Mizore post.
>>684496454
fuck off Mai
>>684496257
ill get trips for the real megumin!!!
>>684496138
>
>>684496219
It depends on which one.
>it's here too
>I've accepted your gift
>>684496301
Still weak.
>>684496137
>>684496257
Sharing is caring gentlemen. I've done it before with no fuss
test
>super late replies
>>684491600
yes
>rattle
>>684491712
hey renge not much just watching some videos
>>684492762
THE CLAW
>>684496642
may I remind you I'm skinny as fuck
>>684496490
Whelp... doing an amateur RPG because I did some really good stuff but never finished one and make a full WoW arena movie but not having a pc good enough to record gameplay doesn't help and im barely playing lately.
>and getting a job
>>684496661
Congratulations.
>>684496642
thank you
good night guys
claim its late but i dont think anyone would take
>>684496642
In all of them in general
>it's that big huh
>>684496786
Playing tsundere with me $hizuru is around?
Shinoa bro
>>684496958
Night desu~
>H
>>684496958
Night fam
>>684495823
i wish it had an ass i could kick
>>684496867
that sounds awesome!!! how long is the music thing gonna take???
>you're getting a job?? where at??
>>684496958
Night
Shinoa bro
>>684496652
Your words are law
>>684496501
Would you mind sharing, other Megumin?
>>684496520
I just realized what artist it is, their stuff is so cute I love it.
>>684497170
I find it an odd compromise. I mean who the hell shares a waifu? But I suppose it is inevitable. I will share, other Megumin.
>>684496794
My best friend eats about 4 times as much as me and weighs like 110.
>>684496958
Goodnight Karen.
>>684497032
Overexaggerated proportions and weird shit, mainly.
>Galko
>>684497115
Good question, youth unemployment is a bitch here so I will probably end up as a cashier in a supermarket or something. But its not a big priority now as opposed to my driver license.
>how long is the music thing gonna take???
God knows, i've done most of the big artists that I already had albums and now its a lot of artists that I only had 2 or 3 songs, so I have to download a few albums only to remove 2 files from the 'huge mess' folder.
>>684497517
We just have to get different filenames~
>Megumin
>>684497590
how the fuck
>>684497517
lol it's like that story of the two mothers and the king
each said the baby was hers, one was okay with slicing it in half and the other said just give it to the other mother so the king knew which one was the real one.
it's kinda like that but the opposite I guess, since you don't have to chop the waifu up and you guys can share
this made sense in my head
definitely time to sleep
>Karen
>>684497899
Clever old man, King Soloman. I'll take the night and morning shift then.
>>684497690
Afternoon shift for you.
Should I make a thread? This is basically what it would be.
"Dubs picks the palette for my new waifu."
