my girlfriend says im 'average size,' but..........
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
my girlfriend says im 'average size,' but..........
i dont know.
Am I small? (cig lighter for reference)
Also post your dick, general dick thread
>black nails
>>684479205
=\ i knew it.
>>684479345
Knew what
>>684479846
the first reply would be bigger than me =\
>>684479015
Implying you have a girlfriend when you wear nail polish..... It's average looks a little extra girthy
>>684480631
>girthy
oh cool thanks!
r8
>>684479015
>wears black nail polish
She is cucking you. I promise
Welp, might as well post this here..
>>684481637
jokes on her, i cucked her first
>>684481891
>>684481944
ok, now i feel small.
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>>684479015
I would suck your cock and balls.
>>684482076
What's your actual size
>>684482014
Post pics of gf
>>684479015
Why do you paint your fingernails you fucking faggot
>>684482672
like juuuust under 6 inches
>>684482804
no thats fucked up
>>684482901
girls dont seem to mind it as much as guys do
>>684482634
good boy.
>>684479015
Is your girlfriend a guy with a feminine penis?
>>684481891
Your dick is disgusting
lol ops dink is so small
>>684483220
Yes why?
>>684483504
Kek that's why
>>684483220
lol no, i wish. i tried to get her to buy a packer so i could have something to grab while i make out with her.
>small dick
>hairless
>black finger nails
ops a fucking faggot. post butthole
>>684483887
Faggots like you actually exist.
>>684483102
You have an average dick, don't worry. Get a new gf cause yours is shit tho
>>684479015
Your 'girlfriend'? Sure, fucking tranny.
>>684483946
yes, sir.
I'd fuck it
>>684484327
Now kill yourself you disgusting faggot
>>684479015
girlfriend,,,,,, sure. faggot
why is it so hard to believe a faggot got a girlfriend?
>>684484327
with an ass like that, why do you even want to know if you have a small cock or not
>>684479015
Girthy, but all around good, how's mine?
http://imgur.com/EQ84h7H
>>684484327
>>684479015
did your gf did your nails? because they look really nice
a guy wouldn't be able to do such thing
Kik ajaxx48
>>684485584
thank you c:
no i do my own nails
>>684485229
because im smaller than all my partners
rates?
>>684483496
Manlet detected.
>>684485962
4/5 show more
>>684486227
your dick is inside out or something? it looks like a vagina. i'd still give it a solid 8/10
>>684486198
>
>>684485855
>no i do my own nails
that's impressive
i guess i was wrong.
Thank you for that, my OCD almost kills me when i see chipped or smudged nails
>>684486572
OP here. lets touch our balls together.
>>684486624
buy a nice topcoat like seche vite and they wont chip
>>684479015
>Am I small?
You're bigger than me, that's for sure.
>>684485855
>than all my partners
polyfag? are you switch too?
eh, it's average size, but isn't big either
doesn't matter that much if you know how to sex
>>684486535
I make anal with my gf and my dick was totaly inside her
R8?
>>684487117
im usually a submissive bottom.
sometimes i get sadistic and like to cut and torture people though.
>>684486769
...i don't paint my nails
but thanks anyways, i'll tell that to my future gf
>>684486535
>>684487171
cool bro, high five that shit
>>684486227
Lol this girls ass hole has more hair than mine
>not wanting a small dick so you can be the perfect sissy
>>684487595
Yes she shave only the pussy wanna see?
>>684487245
>im usually a submissive bottom.
nothing to worry about then
>sometimes i get sadistic and like to cut and torture people though.
i can relate to that.
but still, when you're doing things like that with your partner, dicksize doesn't matter
>>684487518
LoL high five
>>684488002
Sureee
>>684479015
this thread triggered me
>>684487804
first cute dick in the thread... bet you smell amazing
>would kiss lovingly
>>684488169
Her pussy pov
>>684487595
You're a faggot why does this surprise you?
>>684479015
Yeah, you're like smaller side of average to small
>>684488379
Looks like she has a nice body
>>684488395
nah nigga. My asshole is pretty god damn hairy. So this chicks being more hairy is not a good thing
>>684488670
Yes what do you think?
>>684488575
Sick pose bro
now thats what i call shitpostng
>>684488830
Its amazing. Spread pussy?
>>684488830
I'd fuck her. post more
>>684481891
MORE
>>684488927
>implying i give a fuck
Why do you have all these pictures of shit saved?
wait.... i just realized.
you actually have a folder of pictures of poo on your computer?
why?
>>684489049
>>684489069
>>684489380
lets call it a shitty fetish
>>684484327
moar pls
>>684489453
IT HAS A LITTLE BEARD
>>684489380
>>684489410
>Because hurr durr if I post loads of poo on the chins everyone will leave and stop posting things I don't like.
It's always worked so well in the past.
>>684483496
>dink
My sides
>>684479015
Jesus.
If she considers you normal go with it.
If you base your relationship with her off your dick size you are acting like a cuck.
She will sense this.
And know you are not alpha.
And she will dump you.
>pic related.
An alpha male with a small dick.
He doesn't give a fuck.
You will be happier if you do the same.
If life gives you lemons.
Shove your dick in its ass.
>>684489784
that IS how we stopped trap threads.
and incest captions.
and "how would you fuck my gf?" threads
>>684483496
Your body looks small. Also, whether you are gay or straight, youre not pulling off that underwear at all.
>>684489784
you ruin /b/ I ruin your thread all fair
>>684489941
If you ignore the fact that all of those threads still happen, yeah it was a great success.
>>684489857
of course im not alpha. i dont wanna be.
>implying girls dont like sissies
>>684490032
>ruin /b/
>/b/ hasn't changed in over ten years
wat
>>684490015
average length, but small
>>684489890
Why did you take the picture like this
>>684489049
>>684489545
>>684490282
It posted it like that.
I'm mobile that's why.
Ayo
>>684490141
i'm only 12 and i know that be used to be a place only for fcked up shit pls go back to updating your dick rate thread fag
>>684490282
Plus I wanted to show my ass. Anyone wanna fuck it?
>>684490518
cut your dick off and you'd make a half decent lesbian
Lol this gay ass thread again let me show you all where this disgusting shit deserves to be
>>684490287
Does she know you post her pictures?
>>684479015
eh, looks a little under average but it really doesn't matter since she obviously has no problem with that. also you have really nice balls, dude
>>684490547
Your stupidity seems to be showing. You might want to get to that.
R8 m8
>>684490884
Yes
>>684490949
Looks disgusting. Like a melting candle.
>>684491006
She doesnt mind? Does she like the thought?
>>684490914
>>684490902
thank you!
>>684491073
She like rate her pussy & body
>>684491149
My gf makes me wear something like this when I fuck her. Except even bigger :(
>>684489890
7.5/10, cute butt and nice balls is a great bonus
>>684491307
i would too, it looks like fun
>>684491082
Now you're just turning me on.
>>684485651
that's the most unflattering picture I've ever seen
This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my penis is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my semen true. I must fuck better than the nigger who is trying to cuck me. I must cuck him before he cucks me. I will...
My penis and I know that what counts in sex is not the loads we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its testicles. I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and I are the defenders of my race. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
>>684491307
honestly it looks uncomfortable for both parties. I'd rather have a small real dick in me than a big fake one. shit, if that was the case I'd get a nice dildo and abandon men
>>684490547
BAN BAN BAN!!!
>>684491602
I don't like uncut but you're funny so 7/10
Eat some scrambled eggs
Thoughts on mine??
>>684491971
This
>>684491878
What the fuck Man??? Only pussies and westercucks cut hair off in penis!
>>684491602
fucking kek
>>684491971
Reroll
>>684492091
Very similar size to mine. Are you from Poland?
>>684491971
haha roll for this
>>684491971
Rerollerino
>>684492344
Winrar!!!
>>684491971
reroll
>>684492344
Winrar!!!!!!
>>684492344
Where are you op?
r8?
>>684493195
right here.
how about mine?
>>684487174
If a dick could look retarded, this is the one.
>>684479015
Wow, your GF is being nice. Guess she doesn't want to hurt your small penis feelings.
>>684494377
she's a sweety pi
>>684494860
dick is a solid 7/10, but that shirt bumps you up to a solid 9/10
would go down on
>>684494860
post another pic.
with more shirt.
>>684494193
lost
>>684494377
kek
>>684491271
well she has a used up cunt, and she should shave that shit it's fucking disgusting
>>684492219
kek, wtf dude, everbody has same dick in poland?
>>684492091
>>684492219
>>684495535
Hey OP here. my neighbor's from here, but both his parents are from Poland. his dick looks just like that.
>>684496183
Sort upside D
>>684491602
This is great
r8 pls
>>684496797
6/10, thinning out that high hair would boost you to 7 or 8, but right now you look middle eastern
>>684496946
damn boy your body in the mirror is hotter than your dick.
full body pic?
>>684497222
Lol u first
>>684497416
ok hold on a minute im smoking a cig
r8???
who wants to feel my cock pulse on the back of your throat?
>takes the opinions of a bunch of strangers on 4chan over his girlfreind
She shouls break up with you
Rate me plz
