YLYL thread
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YLYL thread
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
>>684472711
how's that funny?
>>684472883
That sounds cool. She looks like she'd be cool peeps
Back when my family used to live in NY my uncles and aunt saw Chris Rock. They said he was a lot shorter and blacker than they expected.
>>684472711
Yummy ass fruits, nigga. Healthy alterative. Look out for yo self!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91x1xwd5tY
>>684474356
It's a cool guy irl?
>>684476314
don't remember if they said he was cool or not. this was some time ago. what stuck with me was him being short and mad black.
>>684474909
why i did lost to this shit?
>>684477224
T-That kid though...how the fuck did he live?
>>684477563
>>684475050
kek, semi chuckle
>>684477327
because that's iron man's son
>>684477327
if I remember correctly the mom was fine too. Make this family have more kids.
10/10 slide would slide again
>>684477887
I'm pooping rn
>>684477955
what the hell does m mean? People put that shit on everything.
>>684478628
What a fucking asshole. Glad they caught this piece of shit.
>>684478628
Damn...
>>684478715
They caught him?
What happened?
Never knew the story behind it cept he was a hit man or something
>>684472711
do you poop fruity tingles?
>>684478485
>Make Mexico Spanish again.
>>684478365
'right now' pointless abbreviation
>>684477101
>>684477166
This is now rekt thread.
>>684472711
You done fucked up op!
>>684478964
>>684479136
oh goodness. that is pointless af. get it? that one is pointless too.
>>684474153
because OP is 14
>>684478628
That's some Hitman style shit right there
>>684479318
ALLAH AKABAR!
>>684472883
This is a ylyl bread. That meant to be a joke? If not, fuck off feggit
>>684479318
if someone could caption this "ALLAH AKABAR" I would be so happy.
>>684479265
Even worse when you hear someone say it 'irl'
>>684478365
RN as in right now. Or in your case read nicely. You retard nigger
>>684479431
Wasted a 70 million dollar missile on one person
gg
>>684477101
>>684477166
>>684477224
Look out guys, we got an edgelord
>>684479495
Not if that was your filthy mother
>>684477327
He died a few mins later from internal bleeding.
>>684477887
Thats a skilled camera person
>>684479537
Fuckin' sand niggers.
>>684479495
When they're going to expire you can do this type of thing, better than letting it go to waste
Giggity
>>684480226
He's lost some weight.
Thread's dead...Guess my work here is done.
>>684480640
Pfft, women.
>>684480851
you dont say
>>684477574
C'mon fucker, where is the "Spilled The Beans" filename...
>>684477171
because you suck
>>684472883
>>684478445
>>684481071
yeah you gotta get over to the right...or call the cops.
>>684479244
That's Prof Lockhart for you
>>684479318
someone caption this ALLAH AKABAR for the love of god.
>>684480689
Yeah, he's been burning that fat off.
>>684481472
"And you get some fire, and You get some fire, and You get some fire!"
"Fuck it, Everyone gets some fire!"
>>684477887
I'm guessing he did not survive?
>>684479431
you just did. congratulations faggot
>>684481472
That's some high level pyromancy right there
Pyromancy glove +10
>>684482086
he meant like this faggot
>>684482772
>allahu akbar
no excuse for ignorance.
>>684481613
That's drama queen for you. Where's this B'desh?
Requesting the Fantastic Four from India
>>684478445
Lost.
>>684477574
darwinism is at work i see.
>>684483099
cars weren't invented during darwinsim, so.................................... you're kind of stupid
This one gets me every time.
>>684478091
that's one hell of a tambourine
>>684483351
oh please..
>>684478628
He had 0.7seconds to react and try to grab the pistol
>>684480735
>>684478091
>rekt15.gif
>not lvl99_bard
>>684479996
wow. discusting morons
>>684481071
All of those people in the middle of the road deserved that.
>>684478993
we don't want that in spain
>>684479996
I love how they're kicking his ass
"YOU MADE US CHASE YOU ALL OVER THE FUCKING CITY THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR WASTING OUR GAS MOTHERFUCKER!"
>>684483846
that guy kidnapped and raped two kids. when he was caught he fled and a police cruiser was flipped in the chase. i'd be pissed too.
>>684477628
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
>>684479996
Dude....
>>684484157
I have some respect for anonymous how the real ones are actually doing shit and not the ones on here sitting on their asses in their mother's basements shitposting on 4chan
>>684483744
Nice dubs. Thread is still alive though...
>>684484056
Now imagine a world where adults were allowed free use of one another's children at all times. None of this would have happened.
>>684482772
Leave here and never come back you fucking idiot.
>>684477563
>ligeon
Collective term for a flock of overweight pigeons.
>>684484334
>anywhere but 4chan
>>684484600
I like this planet you get off!
>>684483051
that beard guy rocks
And here we have an ape in its natural habit
>>684485252
none of that shit is even funny
all these rekts are funny
>>684477574
Oh what a feeling... Toyota
>>684478993
So Mexico can go bankrupt too??
>>684478823
Look up Sergei Balikhina, he was part of a russian group of hitmen.
>>684477224
seriously doe how did that kid live?
>>684483051
4:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAKX9nNkE4
>>684477224
Nice trip dubs!
>>684479996
This is how you get rich niggers
>>684483351
I've been here too long to fall for that shit...
>>684472711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
OC
>>684481472
Fuck lost hard.
>>684483235
Fucking kek'd
>>684485838
Newfag
>>684486097
He was being retarded on purpose right?
>>684479727
its called eternal bleeding
>>684486838
Made me kek
>>684477327
Kid's bones aren't fully developed like an adults, they're softer and spongier because they need to fuse still.
>>684480137
hes got 100 one handed
>>684487261
First, that's a lame facebook joke.
Second, one-handed doesn't do jack for unarmed damaged or proficiency in any way the game the joke is from.
>>684483032
did that nog just get turned into fucking ash
brutal
>>684483351
Dude I fucking launched my phone
>>684487532
>>684480137
Brass knuckles or a roll of quarters?
>>684488133
muh sides
gg
>>684488319
this is no cringe thread, idiot
>>684488133
Going in an internet fight like
Are any of these actuslly good ylyls???
>>684487532
Holy shit xD
>>684488736
sauce and why?
>>684484839
This happened today at a football game.
>>684479913
R.I.P. testicles
>>684478828
>hoverboard
>tfw it doesn't hover
>It's a rebranded seg way
>>684477327
>>684485640
ignore this idiot:
>>684487236
the car went over his neck not his skull
>>684479943
I don't know why I fucking lost to this.
>>684484017
just in case youre serious, they did that because the cops were pissed about all the lives in danger from them leading a car chase. that was a bad wreck but it could have ended so much worse
>>684490303
I've heard
is there a source? if not pls explain everthing
>>684484334
the anonymous that does all that faggoty free world shit was never the anonymous that was /b/ in its prime
>>684480226
Fucks in the balloon?
>>684478091
>>684483813
>not naming it hakimsmagictambourine
>>684490666 I think it's hell Mr. Satan sir
>>684488984
sand niggers because that is what they do.
Keep posting more or what?
>>684491541
thisismyfetish.jpg
>>684477327
He didn't. Since his bones didn't break he was able to get up and run around for a whle before the internal bleeding got him.
>>684478485
Thanks for the hearty chuckle. Now back to ifunny.com with you. The funny part is the idea that the keyboard would have a deport button. And also that all spics are subhuman.
>>684485252
Should have been Heinrich Himmler instead of hitler
>>684481843
fuckin lost
>>684489622
oh boy thats old as fuck
I suspect this YLYL was actually started by a banana shitposter to fuck it up from the first post.
>>684491919
Same dude?
>>684492468
yea even though there hasnt been a single banana posted in this thread, of course its all the bananas fault.
>>684483298
Oh boy you're actually that fucking stupid aren't you.
>>684492693
No need for fucking bananas when OP is one of these.
>>684483351
FUCLER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER
>>684492693
>there hasn't been a single banana posted in this thread
This fucker just spammed like 25 gifs of rekts and no one notices...
>>684483298
*slow clap*
>>684493738
welcome to 4chan
>>684493930
wtf? How?
>>684477224
Kid is fucking metal
>>684493738
Doesn't fucking matter. Nothing here to destroy. Oh, fuck, I might as well post.
>>684494538
well im all outta rekt gifs...so go ahead.
>>684481743
Kek
>>684494649
Tsol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91x1xwd5tY
>>684478549
xDDDDDDD
Sorry I'm late!
>>684495781
I really really like this photo
>>684495516
if you have to rely on the filename as the only source of humor, it's not funny and it's not worth posting
>>684495870
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend:)
>>684495781
I kept the thread alive with my rekts..Ill leave the rest of it to you..gud luck anon
>>684484017
He hit a cop with his car before this. Shut the fuck up you cock gargling faggot
>>684495888
Fimnist detected
>>684477574
that dang trump doing it again. its just wrong
>>684495888
landwhale detected
>>684495781
>>684495949
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>684481613
Holy shit does her head fly up and head back down to the right
>>684496261
yes..
>>684480640
I'd pull that person out of their car and beat them senseless. How the fuck do you drive like that
>>684496401
One word
women.
>>684485493
You'd have to have money in the first place to go bankrupt. Not sure Mexico applies.
>>684496537
never said they were shot stupid sand niggers probably threw them
>>684481389
europoors arent that smart
>>684481472
Fucking fire mages
>>684495989
>>684496537
lol muslimss are such airheads
>>684477224
THAT KID IS FUCKING IMMORTAL
>>684479913
And thats how billy became a woman
>>684477327
He later died of aeternal bleeding
>>684495989
I'm weirdly convinced.
>>684472711
can someone please post the pic where there is a dead guy and it says "marijuana - what will your mother say when she finds your corpse" ?
inspired by this: >>684495404 (also saved)
>>684481410
Trash.
>>684483675
good point sir, he would have much better chances at surviving if neither had a gun
>>684490303
Yes, that's the thing. We don't need angry, stupid cops running around making dangerous situations like this even more dangerous. We need professional-acting, level-headed ones.
I mean the guy was supposed to have kidnapped some children, right? Why wasn't checking the van, to see who else might be in there their top priority? The guy obviously wasn't going anywhere. This is what you get when you let rednecks and niggers (like there's a difference) have the smallest bit of authority.
>>684488736
They made a word joke in the subtitles
It says
"The following footage is shredding"
spot the jew
>>684497481
Here ya go buddy
>>684479537
oh shit. was he okay?
why men get paid more
>>684497823
the fuck
>>684483351
fucking hell mate
>>684497823
Any back story?Like why is she inflating?
>>684497922
he is kil
>>684497771
thank you!
also, i'm quite impressed by myself for remembering it exactly the same lol
>>684498082
It's a realistic bodysuit. Or animation...
>>684481472
That Firebender tho
>>684497823
I have no idea what the fuck im watching
>>684498201
Another one
>>684489094
Dumbass, you need to use a Phoenix Down.
>>684498082
>>684498309
NVM. It's obviously animation. Look closer at the edge of her gut and you can see the polygons.
>>684491541
I chuckled. I'll count that as a half-loss.
>>684483351
Got me... the first time I ever saw it. Old shit is old.
case any of you niggers want more rekts
>>684498518
>free_hat.webm
>>684478964
What's happening here?
>>684498579
>>684493930
>40
Ifind this hilarious cuz i saw this post when it came out
>>684493436
what is that?
And why do I feel like not sleeping ever again?
>>684483351
>inb4 fucking pussies that are scared of natures best insects
>>684488133
That is some David Cronenberg shit right there.
>>684491103
facts
>>684495516
That was funny and worth posting, mostly because of the combination of the file name and the image.
furry fags...
>>684479244
the audio is fucking hilarious
>>684491919
"I wonder if my check is coming today" shit old ppl think about all the fucking time
Source: my old fucking parents
>>684498579
WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT THE FUCK?
>>684495403
rawr :3 <3
>>684491919
wut
>>684496755
>>684496755
I love this photo :D
>>684499373
you do realize there quite a lot of room in there, you know being able to fit a whole baby and all
>>684498896
It's a faggot, a bundle of sticks.
>>684497752
>Some animals are just jerks.
>>684478698
MODS!! dat nigglet wants to rape dat underaged girl !!
>>684483351
Fuck you , you got me
>>684495888
i found it funny
>>684478404
>>684478445
>>684478485
>>684478549
>>684478607
ifunny
