Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
Last claim
Gotta go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knUDV_ppSyE
>>684470929
Today has been good!
>Cutie
>
>>684470991
I haven't been up to much! Just lazing around at home doing laundry on an overcast windy Sunday.
How are youu?
>>684471184
kagami claimed!!!
>megumin is top cutie, but doesn't like to sit in chairs edition
>Wafu~
>St. Totteringham's Day Edition
>>684471229
By claws
Kyouko claimed.
Obligatory claim.
Best type moon claimed
Megumin claimed~
>Gonna play some DOOM edition
>>684470815
Sorry love, gotta destroy some demons on DOOM now
See ya~
>>684470929
College transformed me into a skeleton
>Fubuki claimed
Sanya Claimed~
Rikka claimed!
>>684471229
SCREW IT, THIS SIZE IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR 4CHAN
then what about this god damn link? https://i.gyazo.com/e2089c0feac7bed0a9cd5803cbb8cc1d.gif
Britfag Maki Claim
>>684470991
That's a change. We're pretty widely hated universally not gonna lie.
Claimed
>>684471184
Erp huh
sachi claim
>>684471229
cya claw
>>684471493
Damn I thought that was a diaper
>>684471334
Well hello there cutie
>>684471496
>DOOM
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIlZxrC_uys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
>>684471496
okay megumin!!! im gonna buy it soon!!!! have fun!!! <3
It's alright, the best girl is now claimed, desu~
>>684471637
sorry I missed your reply last thread Kotori chan! I wasn't being rude ;_;
>>684471334
I gotta do laundry too, thanks for reminding me. I haven't done much other than watch some sports this morning. Should be hanging around for a while.
>>684471564
Rikka! What's up?
>>684471591
Nah, I hate:
>Spurs
>Chelsea
>Man City
>Man U
In that order. I like Liverpool now that Suarez is gone and you've got meme manager Klopp at the helm. What's not to like?
>>684471955
I can rave to this
>>684472079
The things I would do to that body
>>684472079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnclastqkA
claimed
>>684471572
>gyazo
Why?
>>684471874
Good taste.
>>684472079
Where's Dio when you need him
>>684472118
For me it's only really Everton and United I hate. And West Ham can suck a dick too they always beat us.
>>684472118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UHwXNb45s
>>684472118
Not a problem friend, nake sure you get it done.
Also I'm not a big sports person.. But I can still hang around with you :>
>>684472370
See
>>684471334
>>684472118
Oh boy its my bud Kud how are you doing QT?
>>684472238
I am not getting something here.
>>684472556
Rikka >:(
>Tsuyu
>>684472270
>Why?
Yeah, I say that too.
>>684472118
>>684472370
I also love Klopp for shit like this
https://youtu.be/9kr0wUkZGto?t=1m58s
>>684472556
>not getting Kongou's bongos
Wow.
>>684472238
Jesus christ.
>>684472734
Why the angry face Tsu??
>Rikka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcvtMB10IIU
>>684472270
Ah, thank you Ginko!
Glad to see you around, bud.
Actually, you've been around a bit more frequently, I like that, I enjoy your presence.
Day go well?
>>684472830
Hello there, Handy.
Hope you find something to do, my man.
I'm pretty bored as well.
>>684471242
>tfw I tought it was gonna be 8 minutes of noise
>>684472984
No reason.
<3
>>684473077
Hello Ruri how are you today.
>>684473165
Homu my dear <3
>>684472370
>>684472908
Yeah fuck the Hammers
Also I would spread my cheeks in a completely non-homo way for Klopp, he's awesome.
>>684472402
Pretty great, but it's hard to follow up >>684472238
>>684472556
What's up QT? I'm doing good now, glad to see you around.
>>684472407
Don't worry about it, Tsuyu, there are a lot of people here who aren't that into sports. I think I'm in the minority
>>684472079
>>684472276
BEHOLD, MORTALS
MY MASTERPIECE
This is my waifu.
Papa Franku is my waifu.
Bye bye, weeaboos.
Sorry lol.
>>684473077
I'm trying to post a bit more frequently, though I can't promise I'll keep up. Glad to hear my presence is appreciated.
My day's been going pretty well. Went out to go to a nearby electronics store, but they were closed because it's Whit Sunday today, so that was disappointing.
How's life been treating you today?
sweet horny mea
>>684473360
He seems to win the dressing room every game too. He's like that cheeky teacher at school that had the best lessons everyone loved.
>>684473522
George is actually pretty good taste. He's got the looks.
>>684472974
What am I to get? Is it boobs? Are those the bongos?
>>684473341
Oh okay good, you had me worried for a second there friend
>>684473360
Nothing much Kud, trying to play multiplayer on Uncharted other than that just hanging. I am always around here, glad to see you back too <3
>>684473605
can i cum in your pussy <3
>>684473708
>tfw frank is chad tier
>>684473077
Heyo, Latin Blue. Hope you slept well.
Same to you, buddy. Glad to see you post.
Just one of those Sundays, I suppose.
>>684473520
i fucking love Dio
Shogun 2 siege with full ninja army is great
>>684473995
I'll break lurk to say hello to you, Hand.
>>684473605
L-lewd waifu
>>684473520
DIO-SAMA STRIKES AGAIN
>nice detail work
>>684473682
He's definitely the right fit for Liverpool from what I've seen. It's so nice to see a manager show some passion, especially in a league of Van Gaals and Pellegrinis.
>>684473742
Is uncharted any good? I've heard it's got a great story but that's it's mostly cinematic. Is it watching a game or a playing a game? I trust your opinion!
>>684474133
Hush Dio
>>684472090
Uhm, I think I said that I was going to join you in drinking tonight. Bored and stuff ;_;
>>684474236
Well shit, it's good to see you, Juri. Hope your day's going well, buddy.
>pats
Ayo
>>684474331
Except thats not me
>Dio
>>684474419
But of course, I finished my shift and I'm off the next two days which roughly translates to SFV and time alone to think about how much I need my waifu this very instant.
How've you been? Anything interesting happen, perhaps have something in mind later on?
>>684474657
>Actually takes and crops a pointless screenshot
The madman.
>>684474290
Playing a game, its like playing an action adventure movie, you fight guys fist to fist, you shoot guys, you have to sneak around sometimes, you can swing from ropes and find treasures I love it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0bp32opLxI
>>684474874
Two days off? Very nice, look forward to hanging out with ya in the threads. Still hard at practice I see, I'd expect nothing less. Hope your shift went well, beautiful.
I've been fine, even better now that you're here. Might go out and take some pictures later, not very sure. Might just relax, not sure yet.
>>684473562
Glad to hear you've been well, and hope you've got a chance to visit that store tomorrow, bud.
My day has been pretty relaxing, but I just woke up about an hour ago. I just realized I've got nothing to eat for lunch, but I'll survive.
I'll see if I can find anything, hope to see you soon.
>>684473341
Hey, Tsuyu.
I'm alright, just a bit bored, and maybe hungry.
What about you?
>>684473995
I slept fine, thank you.
Glad to see you here as well, and sorry I don't post as much, I easily run out of ideas on what to say.
Have a good one, beautiful.
>>684474500
fuck is going on
>>684474992
Ha, fool, did you realy think I was so desesperate enough to waste my time like that for meaningless truth? I simply print screened it and pasted it on my already open Mspaint where I used "Piclair" to take incredibly simple and quick screenshot of the size I want, then I saved it and post it. Of course you may wonder to yourself, "but why did he bother going in Mspaint" where this is where you foolishness is shown to everyone. AS PICLAIR WORKS WITH THE MOUSE AND I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE PERFECT SIZE WITHOUT MOVING MY MOUSE!
>>684475289
Key word being pointless, it served absolutely no purpose.
what is happen
>>684475183
That's good to hear, buddy.
No no, it's fine. I know you're busy with other things and such, it's all good.
>>684475061
hmmm, I'll have to ask my friend if I can borrow his copy once I'm done getting through Mass Effect again. One of the other interns at the newspaper I was at would always try to get me to play Uncharted since it was his favorite, but he was also a huge God of War fan, so I wasn't 100% sure about his taste.
>>684475289
>TL;DR: You took a ride on the ruse cruise.
>>684475289
>>684475289
Is this some kind of new ERP?
>>684475532
Cancer
I'm here everyone!
>>684475134
I usually have Mondays and Tuesdays off.
>Literally the best time to be in the threads, especially morning threads
Aye, look forward to chatting with you in the coming time.
>Take pictures
Hm, sounds somewhat interesting. Like sightseeing kind of pictures?
>Inb4 no just my hand
mah waifu fuck all yo stank ass bitches
Rumia claimed
>>684475519
Pointless? Clearly your stupidity knows no bound, it had one simple purpose, and it was to prove that I, Dio was not replying to myself saying that I loved me for people to think that someone lese loved me. But rather to prove that I, Dio, is loved by everyone.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
>kill yourself
>turbo cringe
>you can't make tea
>no
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, tea (done properly), mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>684475745
Your waifu appears to be a google images thumbnail.
>>684475816
You appear very defensive for a baseless accusation made in jest, did it hit a nerve of truth?
>>684475818
Strawberry Hagen Daz like usual.
Watching Lucky Star rn.
Feeling manly as fuck.
>>684475818
You cant make tea and you should kill yourself.
>>684475698
That's what I thought
>>684475918
Cancer
>>684475942
i didnt own any pics of her so i stole one from google
>>684475942
A nerve of truth, in fact it did. THE TRUTH THAT I AM THE GREATEST
>>684475745
Nigga yo crossdressin', "eyes too far apart" lookin' waifu ain't shit. Nigga yo waifu is sid the sloth
>>684475745
>>684475818
Caramel please
>>684475698
Heyo, Fran. How are ya?
>>684475743
That's good to know, now I know when to most expect ya, heh.
Likewise, lovely.
Mainly just pictures I take while going on walks, that's about it. Hand? Nah, pale skin reflects in the sunlight and can break my camera.
>>684475818
>You're sweet enough to substitute ice cream
How's your day going?
>>684475991
Tea utters don't exist?
>>684475622
Whats wrong with God Of Wat? I played only one of them but it was pretty fun!
>>684475818
Chocolate sounds cool
Claimed
>>684476161
What
>>684476012
Moogs
>cancer
Business as usual then
>>684476161
You mean "udders"?
>>684476315
>>684476342
Mean udders.
Not the first time I've made that mistake. Where's a wrist band noose when you need one.
>>684475745
chie is best
>>684476012
What else ever happens here?
>>684476161
Had fun in both the games of DnD, today and yesterday. Not much else aside for that
You up to much?
>>684476488
i like em all
>>684476473
I can now continue my day
>>684476269
Nothing wrong with liking the games, they're alright. But this guy was convinced they were the best games made in a decade.
>Best graphics
>Best gameplay
>Best sountrack
>Best story
>Even said that GoW 3 multiplayer would "change online gaming"
So I had reasons to be skeptical. Other than the GoW games he had great taste though so maybe I should have cut him some slack. He also turned me onto Mass Effect for the first time.
>>684476728
>>684476552
Hmm, nice. Always nice to see ya enjoying DnD as usual.
Nah, might either take a walk or just go relax for a bit. Day's been pretty uneventful.
>>684476728
Udderly shocked I made that mistake. My apologies.
>>684476100
>Caramel
Y-You already went through your life time supply of caramel? I mean, if you really want some you can have three scoops for your dubs.
>>684475942
Of course. You seem to be the only one who wants Hagen Daz anymore.
>>684475991
Get outta here.
>>684476161
>How's your day going?
Currently playing d&d on roll20 with two friends. Playing a wild mage. Just had the bones in my hands and feet removed. Great game so far.
>>684476269
Of course! Any toppings on that?
>>684476888
YOU GOD DAMN INFIDEL
YOU ARE A DISGRACE
>>684476793
>
>>684476877
Milking these puns for all they're worth?
I'm here.
>>684476161
I look forward to seeing you around then.
>Pale skin will break my camera
Kek. Fellow white bread. It's nice that you go out to get fresh air. I'm thinking of taking a stroll myself.
>Probably
claimed
>>684477298
Hello Galko.
>>684477131
I enjoy this.
>>684476751
Ohhhh I see what you mean I have the same kind of friend but with Melee. Yeah no I understand why you wouldnt take his word for it. I have never played Mass Effect, I see people talk about it but never played one
>>684476888
Aw hell yeah tripple 8 nice!
Uh hmmm you have cookie dough?
>>684476888
Nice, hope the rest of your day goes well, beautiful. Glad to hear you're having fun.
>>684477131
Cow could I not?
>>684477298
Heyo, Gold. Beautiful as always I see.
>>684477311
Likewise, handsome. Damn, you should. Hope it's a nice day where you live.
>Maybe
>>684476877
Have fun relaxing!
>>684476888
That is a possibility...
What removed the bones?
>>684477298
Hello
>>684477352
Hi Kyouko.
>>684477653
I could say the same to you.
>>684477131
>>684476793
>
>>684477131
>>684477298
Booby Brother.
>Performing daily waifu roll
G'day
>claim
>>684474410
sounds like a plan :3
>>684477422
Mass Effect is great for me because it's bascially a mix between a Sci-Fi visual novel and an action/adventure game. Like the choices you make transfer from game to game and there's different routes and endings. A lot of fun, but tends to drag sometimes since it's a trilogy.
What are your favorite games?
>2X eyepatches like I give a fuck
>>684477849
Hi booby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>684477653
I'm all out of puns.
>>684478070
>Mass Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHGbZJYKP0
>Yui
>>684477854
Breast friend.
>>684478070
Hi Kud.
>>684477071
Filthy filthy degenerate.
>>684477653
Well, we just ended the game. It was pretty good. First time we played, but I have a little prior experience. Looking forward to doing it again.
>hope the rest of your day goes well
Well, I've spent a lot of today at the gym and revising for a test coming up on wednesday. I'm not worried about it, it just marks the beginning of my exam season.
>>684477422
Nice two two's.
> you have cookie dough?
Do we... Have cookie dough ice cream...? Pahaha. Of course we do. And for having superior taste in ice cream, you're getting an extra scoop and a VIP table.
>>684477839
>What removed the bones?
Oh yeah, you play DnD too. Rolled a Wild Mage and had to use Tides of Chaos to keep the other guy up. DM decided that he'd be using some strange tables to judge. Ended up losing my bones for a day. It's curse, so hopefully it'll get dispelled at some point, but at the moment I'm useless. First actual game of d&d as well.
>>684478427
How are you today?
>>684478293
something about divine and bovine.
>>684478414
Kek I remember that
>>684477849
Yeah, but I pale in comparison if that's the case.
How did you sleep, lovely?
>>684478044
Good day, friendo. How goes it?
>>684478293
>pats
If you had waited another calf a second or so, I would have given up myself..
>>684478475
Damn, well I hope exams go well, beautiful.
>>684478403
Like how does doing that at every store give you paragon points? I heard this joke way before I ever played ME, and I still wasn't ready for how funny it was.
>>684478427
I think you need a bigger sweater...
>>684478070
I heard the ending wasnt that good either right?
Hmmmm my favorite games? I love Rhythm games and fighting games. One of my favorite fighting games is Street Fighter 3rd Strike, I also love the Roller Coaster Tycoon games!
>>684478475
Oh wow thank you! This isnt going to cost me anything like my soul or eye or anything right??
>>684478720
Pretty fucking shitty if you want to know.
>>684478517
>
>>684478720
I hope you're coming up with these yourself.
>>684478500
I'm pretty good, just relaxing.
>>684478720
I slept alright. A little too long, though.
>>684478725
Probably...
>>684478403
>Commander Shepard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0
>>684478475
YOU
FUCKING
RETARD
im going to burn your house down.
>>684478539
Shit got intense
>>684471184
ITT: level 49 wizards
>>684478475
Yeah, that us a pretty cruel curse to put on a magic user, since you can't do any somatic components for your spells
You're playing 5e right?
super late to the thread edition
>>684478725
something wrong with tight?
>>684479113
Heyo Shiro, hope you're doing good.
>Kyouko
>>684478725
I liked how every shop on the citadel was my favorite shop just to get discounts~
I loved this saga! I loved every hours I put to these games
>except for the end but I forgive it
>>684478984
It's pretty catchy :o
>>684477984
>daily waifu roll
disgusting heretic
>>684479222
oh, just woke up, think i have to go somewhere with my dad who recently left me and my mom so that'll be awkward to all shit (i'll try to get out of it). how are you doing?
>Shiro
>>684478854
Why's that, man?
>I hope it improves.
>>684478938
DiD I? I'm pretty sure I did.
>>684478976
Pfft, I'm just happy you got more rest than needed, lovely. Up to much right now?
>>684479113
Found my favorite albino waifu!
Fran
>>684479366
I'm doing good, thanks for asking!
>i have to go somewhere with my dad who recently left me and my mom so that'll be awkward to all shit
Ah, good luck with that!
>Kyouko
>>684479084
Hey, if you hang around for long enough, you'll find out that some of us aren't wizards and that even wizards on track for early robes can be nice and welcoming.
>>684479087
>You're playing 5e right?
Yeah we are. DM is new to it and asks for an ability check for every action. Buuuut, I'm sure he'll improve as we go along, everybody does. We had a good laugh though.
>>684478775
Nope. No cost. It's free ice cream. We get paid in sponsorships (Vote Syndra as president of /waifu/). So for having best ice cream tastes, you're our VIP from now on.
>>684478720
Eh, I should be fine. I've put a lot of work into my work over the year, so I should get the results that I hope for in the end.
>Neo
>>684479369
Your moove.
Atago~
>>684473708
Does he have bad skin day or is he faking the bad skin?
I really don't know.
