Wake up. See this. Wat do?
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Wake up. See this. Wat do?
>>684454256
Ask how the fuck Onision's wife got in my house
Beat the bitch for sleeping on the job
>>684454256
wake her up and ask her her how did she broke into my property. if she doesn't have a proper reason, shoot her.
fucking burglars and thieves
>>684454256
She's fucking broke my fucking washing basket again. Fuck, stop climbing in the fucking basket! Get the fuck out of my house
>>684454256
no ones gonna give her a big bowl of eggs?
>>684454256
First of all, I would change the fucking socks to match, because this is crazy. Then I would make proper use of the items present in picture, namely a tape and a girl. Then I would fuck her bondage style.
>>684454256
Spin cycle
>>684455011
Then I'll see how clean ya arrre.
>>684454897
kek
>Turn 360°
>Walk away
Rape first ask questions later
>>684454256
Begin wondering how the hell I put on mismatched socks.
>>684454344
Underrated.
Kekked
>>684454256
Throw her outside of my fucking house.
But I would rape first, obviously.
Assume she got there under influence. Check her stuff to see if she has an address. If not cloth her and let her rest on the couch for a night then drive her wherever she lived in the morning... You know.. The responsible thing to do....... Or maybe I'd fuck her
>>684455465
This is always a good advice, btw
force feed her bleach and throw her in with the rest of my whites.
>>684454256
Put her in the washing machine
She fits in the basket, she fits in the washer. Time to do laundry.
>>684454761
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET
Rape her
>>684454256
Well, the question is - is she alive or not? Because if she's not, I don't remember the killing and this is bummer
>>684454256
Sniff check to see if she's dirty. If she doesn't smell too bad I'd wear her again, if not, I'd throw her in the wash and find a cleaner one for today.
>>684454256
Throw her in the wash, she's obviously dirty, can't you see? She's in a fucking basket!
Too soon
>>684456213
You beat me to it! Kek
>>684455423
>360°
>>684455423
>Spin 360°
>Walk into her
>Trip
>Fall and wake up dirty laundry girl
>Get sued for sexual assault
>>684454256
Make her a bowl of eggs?
>>684456504
This still happens after 6 years?
>>684454256
"Again? Shit, how do they keep getting in here?"
Wash her with whites, obviously
Put my finger in her bum and smell my finger.
>>684454256
Cute and tiny. Would wrap her in warm blanket from dryer and hold her on my couch, while petting her.
I don't know.
>>684456979
Nice. 5-star post anon.
>>684456213
Fucking kek
>>684456213
Underrated post
>>684456213
Jesus bill
>>684456025
underrated post of the day
forcefully offer bowl of eggs
>>684456504
>>684455423
newfags
>>684454256
make her eat this bowl of eggs
>>684454256
Tell her to gtfo of my clothes basket. Today is washing day... fucking cunt
washer with the egg whites
>>684456213
appropriately rated post
>>684454256
put her back in her cage and ask furiously how she got out
>>684454256
>>684454256
>Go back to my dresser to rematch my socks
>Come back to chick
>Pick her up basket and all
>Place in oven
>Close door
>Set timer for 10 minutes
>Grab a cup of coffee
>Sit at my kitchen table and wait for lulz
>>684454256
arm myself, wake her up, ask her what she's doing in my flat. depending on the answer probably throw her out and demand money for the ruined basket.
introduce her to my friend
>>684460269
Best way I ever found to trap pussy. Set a box out and wait.
>>684456444
WITNESSED
>>684454256
Start cleaning and put on a pair of socks that match
>>684454546
Spot the american
>>684459191
masta!!!!!!>>684460984
master!!
>>684461799
Spot my neighbor, ha ha.