>wake up >look down >see this wat do?
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>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do?
>>684452439
Make a sandwich
>>684452439
finger myself
Fap
>>684452627
/Thread
>>684452439
begin life on easy mode
>>684452439
Thank zyzz for my god-tier pecs
>>684452439
i wake up again
>>684452439
realize i'm sleeping on my gf's neck
then grab tits
Thank God for the perfect tits he has given me. Then Finger myself until orgasm then make breakfast.
>>684453852
>you wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684454177
wonder why the world has frozen
contemplate time as a 4th dimension
>>684452439
Hope gf is bicurious
>>684454177
Take fiber suppliments more regularly, that is a massive shot and it seems to have basic motor function
>>684454177
wake up again
>>684454731
Shit *
go fuck myself on webcam
>>684454771
>wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684455921
fetch a coathanger
>>684455921
Wonder where Leonardo Dicaprio is so I can kick his ass to get out of this shit show
>>684455921
wake up again
Start streaming on twitch.
>>684453158
This is the only true answer.
>>684456309
>>684452439
Go buy birth control so I don't have to suffer child birth or menstration
>>684455921
That s what i allways see when i wake up.
>>684456438
thanks
>>684456309
holy shit, best answer.
>>684456241
>wake up again
>see this
wat do
Realize nothing is wrong and go back to bed.
>>684452439
Restore legal justice to the women of the first world
>>684452439
Stuff maggots up my pussy and go back to sleep
>>684457182
die happy, knowing I die of the superior gender
>>684458160
tumblrina, plz go
>>684454177
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>hope for giant black man
>>684457182
wake up again
>>684454177
Suck him and get fuck deeply in ass
>>684458878
>you wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684452439
Am blessed
>>684459647
Wake up again.
>>684452439
Leave home without telling anyone what happened, start new life somewhere else. Later on come back and hookup with unsuspecting best friend and/or brother
>>684460239
You are already awake
>>684452439
I'd love it, actually. I've always wondered what it would feel like.
>>684461409
why wonder? with the magic of modern science you too can experience the unique and lavishing lifestyle dreamed of by countless -mentally ill- men.
for only 5 years of intensive hormone replacement therapy and its associated costs, youll be able to grow your very own pair of tits, complete with testicular shrinkage and a kiss goodnight.
be a transgender today, join the movement and live in a MODERN society
>>684461409
rolling
>>684461409
rell
Make a twitch account and start making money.
>>684452627
tired ass joke, this is why girls dont like you
>>684461409
Rolllll
>>684461409
roll
>>684452439
Take shower with dildo
>>684461409
y not
Why do we keep on waking up on some woman's neck and shrunk to the size of a mouse?
>>684462763
Angry woman detected.
>>684452439
celebrate
>>684461409
roll
>>684462336
Yeah, no thanks. I'd still be male, but with a fake femaleish body. Fuck that.
>>684461409
wat
>>684461409
rollzzz
rolll
Oh fuck I'm white
>>684465701
Kek
>>684454177
Be finally happy with life
>>684452439
Back to the kitchen
>>684461409
lmao roll
>>684461409
gsr
>>684461409
roll
Noce
>wake up
see this
>waht do?
>>684461409
hoping for DDs. I want ez mode
>wake up
see this
>waht do?
rollino
>>684461409
rollerblades
>wake up
see this
>waht do???
>>684461409
roll
>>684466680
Rolled this, basically
EZ mode confirmed as fuck
>>684461409
Rell
>>684461409
SKENG
Celebrate for a bit and then hope desperately that it isnt permanent
>>684461409
ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli
>>684452439
As trans this happens pretty often. Always brightens my day.
>>684452439
Finally be myself?
>>684468921
I'm so jealous.
Hopefully, I'll be starting hormones sometime very soon.
>>684461409
rolling thunder
>>684461409
Ayy lmao
>>684452439
chop off my nipples and stuff one in my pussy and the other one in my ass then post it on /b/
>>684461409
rawls II
>>684461409
rawling yall
>>684461409
Guther Rall
>>684461409
roll
>>684461409
i dont understand how to usth si
>>684452439
Lick my tits, suck on my nipples, cum and taste my pussy juices, finger my ass and lick my finger and lick my feet and suck on my toes.
>>684461409
Roll n fap
>>684459647
Roll for initiative
>>684461409
Roll
Wonder why they're smaller.
>>684472176
>Wonder why they're smaller.
>>684461409
roll
rawlin
>>684461409
roll
>>684461409
Roll
>>684461409
roll?
>>684461409
rollan
>>684461409
j kjnknnmm mmm kay?
>>684462763
it's a joke you fucking loser. it's meant to make people of the same humour type laugh. If this irritates you you can either get the fuck off of 4chan and never come back or just kill yourself
reroll
>>684461409
rollon
>>684461409
rolling
>>684464411
>>684464411
roolllong
>>684454177
Enjoy the ride….
>>684461409
roll
>>684461409
roll
>>684456309
True, I could pay off school easily
>>684461409
Ay lmao
>>684461409
rolling, hoping for G cup!
>>684461409
roll
>>684455921
kill myself
>>684461409
roll
>>684461409
this is a roll thread now
>>684461409
Roll
>>684452439
As the great Karl Pilkington said, "Wear a loose jumper and go see a doctor"
>>684452439
Take a pic and post it to /b/.
Probably with the text:
>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do?
>>684461409
roll
>>684461409
rollitas for the chicas
>>684459647
Try the door. Duh
I'd claim that I was raped by a rich/famous person and bribe person to testify against them,
>>684461409
what ever roll
>>684476272
wat?
>>684461409
Roll
>>684461409
Rolling
>>684461409
Rollerino
>>684453395
Top kek
>>684461409
rolll
>>684454177
>>684461409
Rull
>>684461409
Dinner roll
ayy lmao
Examine.
>>684461409
rolling
>>684452439
Finally be happy
