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will she ever look thinner?
will i ever lose some weight?
>>684448876
how about now?
Are the Jews evil?
>>684448970
fuck you
>>684448482
Will Maysa and I ever become friends again?
>>684449004
ayyyyyyyyyyy confirmed
>>684449089
That's nice to hear, then does Bella like me? Would she actually date me?
>>684449173
Am I really the only girl that Isabella would date?
Is op a fag
>>684449242
So there's more girls that she would date?
>>684448482
Did I get the fucking job or not
>>684449312
Is she even bisexual?
Will she reach out to me to arrange something?
>>684449373
Is Bella bisexual?
>>684448482
No seriously, dont give me that fucking bullshit "err idk lol" give me a fucking straight answer you black fat piece of shit. WILL I GET THE FUCKING JOB
>>684449392
you have answered yes in the past. So has something changed?
will i fuck a qt3.14 blonde this year?
>>684449456
Kek
>>684449490
Fucking tell me.
Do I have a chance with M at all?
will I ever be able to keep a boner?
>>684449500
but I want to know
>>684449601
Will I actually get with her?
>>684449538
Poor anon. Better luck next time. I advice you to wear black on the interviews to look more professional. Unless you do it online, then again, poor you.
>>684449607
win
Will J get with V?
>>684448482
Am I bisexual?
Does everything you say the truth?
Will I ever grow balls
>>684448482
Will i not be grounded this week?
>>684448482
will i pass this semester?
Will iliza listen to my story?
>>684449727
Okay. That was just a test to see if you would get it correct. Im impressed. Will I ever become rich?
>>684449727
faggot confirmed
>>684449793
fine, i'll ask again
Will I ever get to see my sister in law or mother in law naked?
>>684449829
Thank god.
>>684448482
Is there hope for me?
Will I ever get with AC
Will something happen Tuesday that will be pleasant?
>>684449818
Will I ever find true love?
>>684448482
Reroll. Will I be happy with my life within a week?
>>684448482
I swear to fucking christ I will find the jackass that invented this piece of shit ball and shove his inspiration through his inspired asshole.
TELL ME.
AM I GETTING THE JOB OR NOT. YOU NIGGER BALL.
>>684449873
Will I?
>>684449825
Most of /b/ has bisexuals and trap-lovers. You must be new.
Is Whitney who I think she is?
>>684448482
FUCKING CHRISTOPHER POOLE. I WILL FIND YOU YOU JEWISH SON OF A WHORE.
One last time.
Will I get that fucking job or not. I need to know so I can start looking for another.
>>684449963
hahahahahahaha
>>684449915
Okay... Will I commit suicide?
>>684450034
Looks like you're good to go anon.
Are niggers humans?
>>684449915
lmao rip u
>>684448482
Are you sure youre not shitting me
>>684450118
oh shit
>>684450105
Will I live miserable my whole life?
>>684450178
Am I gonna become a party animal that does drugs?
Is OP a faggot?
Is my cat smarter than Trump?
>>684450246
Okay, so do I ever get to adopt a baby tiger?
>>684450315
what about two cats combined?
>>684448482
Will I finally fuck my girl cousin?
>>684450106
Thanks, anon.
Fuck you magic 8-ball.
One more question.
That punk chick with the red hair and ponytail. That one who's moving down south in a few weeks.
Am I going to fuck her in the few days to come or not?
>>684450390
busted
>>684449628
So I have a chance, but won't actually get with her?
>>684450346
Will weed/marijuana/cannabis ever become legal in all 50 states for recreational use?
>>684450472
So I might as well just commit suicide. This world is horrible without weed.
Will I get to fuck my cousin?
Will my new neighbor be a qt grill who will become a friend with benefits
>>684450544
Hah, well Im going to smoke weed anyways.
Wait, will florida ever legalize weed for recreational use?
>>684448482
Okay then.
Will my new neighbor be a sexy bimbo wants to come over for drinks and fucc
>>684450639
Wonderful. Im good then
will I roll dubs?
>>684449747
Kek the 8 ball has spoken
>>684448482
Soon?
>>684450747
Kek
Seriously though, are niggers humans?
>>684448482
will my new neighbor be a loud smelly truck lesbian who doesn't shave her legs and is very into hardcore feminism
please god dont do this
>>684448482
Will I join the marines?
>>684448482
goddamn son
will my new neighbor be a good looking lady who wants to fuck me
tell me shitter
Will my sexuality ever be clear to me again?
will she act on it?
will i get stds?
Will I ever get assfucked by a better man?
will i lose my virginity before 25
>>684448482
Will I jack off to the thought of someone today?
>>684448482
okay so should i wear a condom
will things go well today?
>>684451140
please
>>684451188
dubs check
>>684448482
Will I get dubs?
>>684448482
okay that makes sense
will it be during the first week or so?
should i go eat breakfast?
>>684448482
Will I ever get to fuck my cousin?
Will she kiss me Monday
>>684451188
really?
>>684451140
rek
Should I stay with her?
>>684451198
fuck. will I lost my virinity before 30?
>>684451276
how about now fam
Is everything you say a lie?
when will mum stop belt whipping me
>>684451316
stop fucking with me, did you find out yet???
will i get quads
>>684451213
okay.
>>684448482
Do I have chances with her?
>>684451276
>>684451366
>>684451316
GOD DAMMIT
will I ever get rid of my micropenis?
should i fuck her?
>>684451373
will i get quads
Will I fuck more than once this week?
>>684448482
Will i ever get the succ?
Shall I fap, magic 8 ball?
Should I fap?
am i going to have sex with girl from tinder ?
>>684448482
Will I marry a girl or a guy?
will summer ever be mine
Will I be with an American girl in later life
Will things get better?
>>684451509
Kek
>>684448482
Should i shave my eyebrows?
>>684448482
will she literally come over the first 24 hours
>>684451516
will danica ever be mine
>>684451509
Will I marry a girl?
>>684448482
fap again?
>>684451390
dubs?
>>684451407
fuck yes
Anal?
Is this bullshit?
Is my girlfriend cheating on me
>>684448482
does she do anal
Will things get better
>>684448482
Did she ever love me
>>684451450
You better tell me
>>684451474
We fapping at the same time; p
>>684451593
Will I marry a girl?
>>684448482
is the she experienced but not the village bicycle
>>684448482
get Drunk?
>>684451585
will elley ever be mine
Should I fap to her?
Will I kill myself
>>684451658
Will she ever
>>684451580
Should i ?
>>684448482
is she experienced and good at sex and not just a literal human fleshlight for the whole town
will i ever have sex again?
>>684451610
"is this bullshit?"
"better not tell you"
classy 8-ball
will i achieve my dreams?
>>684451677
niceeee. So will my parents be upset?
Will I go out with her, and then later down the line fuck her?
>>684448482
will we fall in..
..love?
>>684451719
within a year?
>>684448482
Will she ever love me?
Should I buy the costume or wait for another option?
>>684451743
Will Laura ever love me?
>>684448482
Am I intelligent
>>684448482
>>684451595
>>684451698
I am not allowed to drink and fap, shit whats left?
some more animu?
>>684451784
Well... should I care?
>>684448482
tell me!
will it ever go past anything just physical
Should I buy an 8 ball
>>684451877
So will I divorce my future wife?
>>684448482
is the eventual breakup going to be heartbreaking
Should I buy an 8ball?
>>684448482
will trump run?
>>684448482
Am I a genius
will i lose my virginity before i am 20
Should I buy the suit?
>>684448482
fuck..
damnit..
i..
will we break up because of my actions or because of something she did?
>>684448482
will trump win
>>684451963
Asking again
should the age of consent be lowered to 11?
>>684448482
let me rephrase that
will it be my fault
>>684451997
knew it
>>684451938
Will I go through the same trauma my parents had for nearly 16 years now?
Will I get her this month ?
>>684448482
>>684451873
>>684451976
Kill myself?
>>684451947
"should I buy an 8 ball?"
"say that again" (feel his anger)
"should I buy an 8 ball?"
"yes you fag"
Do I have a mental illness?
Should I fucking buy the goddamn suit?
>>684449873
Will I date her?
Is she the one?
>>684448482
is trump gonna win
>>684452033
should the age of consent be lowered to 11?
>>684451805
Were you lying when you answered?
>>684448482
fuck no please
goddamnit
one last question
is it better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
please spare me
>>684452048
Okay so, will I ever get some dick?
>>684448482
is there a god
>>684452052
Will I get her ?
>>684452113
should the age of consent be lowered to 11?
Should...I... Buy...the...suit?
>>684451746
Tell me now you faggot ball
will i ever get a yandere girlfriend
>>684448876
>>684448970
Fucking kek'd
>>684452093
Is she the one?!
>>684448482
>>684452058
Is there still hope?
>>684452176
how about now?
should the age of consent be lowered to 11?
>>684452141
Okay, should I/will I try drugs like LSD, weed, or molly later on in my life?
Buy it?
>>684448482
Will my gf break up with me
>>684452173
Will I get her soon ?
>>684452247
8 ball always reaches the right conclusion eventually
>>684452271
That's cool. Will I die from using them?
will i succeed?
rolll
is there a point to life?
>>684448482
Will I fuck the hot red head i've been speaking to when we meet?
will drugs be the death of me?
>>684452342
Should I use them at my house?
Will Bella live for five more years?
>>684448482
Will I make some progress on this date?
Will i ever find my soulmate?
>>684452383
WILL I FUCK THE HOT RED HEAD IVE BEEN SPEAKING TO WHEN WE MEET
>>684452423
Please
Rollllllll
>>684452415
old age?
>>684448482
Does mitsy like me?
>>684452498
I hate you you piece of shit!
>>684452481
YES Thank you 8 ball
does she like me?
>>684452420
Check last three numbers
Anyways, will I live happy with drugs and possibly a hot girl to fuck around every once in a while. Maybe even sit on a hill while sunset and we smoke weed? Will that scene ever come true?
>>684452523
Does she?
>>684450977
>>684451077
>>684451120
>>684451181
>>684451222
>>684451584
>>684451619
>>684451683
>>684451757
>>684451813
>>684451879
>>684451939
>>684451989
>>684452041
>>684452140
Damn it guys
I'm finally flying out of the nest to my own - lonely neet looking for a job after graduating
Oh these next few years are going to be hard
Will it break me?
>>684452626
Should I ask my previous question again?
>>684452645
RIP brother
Will I blow my brains out with a shotgun?
>>684448482
Will I get a job for the summer? I dont want to kill myself due to my dads dissapoinment, 8ball.
>>684451960
Can't stump the Trump
>>684448482
Will I make it? Eventually? Will I be happy?
>>684452746
See you famalam
Will she make the step before the end of the course and speak to me in order to clarify if she llikes me?
In oher words: will she ask me to be her bf before the end of the course?
will I move to the US?
>>684448482
Will I get the job?
>>684448482
should i post tits?
>>684448482
DAMN IT 8 BALL.
WILL I EVER BE HAPPY
>>684452747
Should I buy a shotgun?
will Trump make America great again?
is yosef a virgin
>>684453018
Is yosef gay
Should I sleep over at my friends?
>>684448482
Is kimberly still a virgin?
>>684452655
Wow Anon, you really just layed out all of your problems for the 8-ball.
Don't worry, in order to feel happiness, there must be sadness. Just cherish the moment with that old hag until you pound her dry, creaky pussy into dust.
>>684453099
Dubs dont lie
Is yosef a terrorist
is rami gay
I will get dubs
is yosef gay
>>684452655
nice dubs
good luck on the path man
remember this
whatever you decide to be or do in life, dont look back and speculate. focus on the now and the tomorrow. not what could have been.
>>684453142
Not a clear answer. Again?
>>684453288
Fiuck you. Should I do it or not?
>>684452357
The 8-ball is all you need in life. The 8-ball is the reason for living. The 8-ball is our overlord. Right, 8-ball?
>>684452731
Okay, will the scene of me and this other person, sitting on a hill, while watching the sunset and smoking weed- ever come true?
Will I get my job back?
>>684453415
So I shouldn't?
I fucked a chick last night and didnt pull out, is she pregnant?
am i a strong guy
will my deppression ever end?
>>684453529
Awesome. My life won't be so miserable then.
>>684448482
Does my friend still care about me?
Will my gf still love me?
Should i text her?
am i a strong guy w
>>684452655
yo dawg, like >>684453198
already mentioned
life has its ups and downs my homie
just gotta break on through
good luck my nigga
>>684453176
Is she?
>>684453099
>>684453251
Yousif comfirmed gay on dubs and reroll
Sorry yousef but you can't deny being gay, you are born with it
Will I ever kill myself?
Is he my soulmate
is rami bysexual
>>684453951
Fouseytube?
is rami straight
>>684453951
yousef is better looking and has a bigger cock than you you little fag
tell me oh wise 8-ball
does this anon want it up the ass from yousif
>>684448482
will my phone function again?
>>684448482
Will me and her ever get together
>>684454263
pls i like my meizu mx5
>>684453927
Fuuuck
Will i ever fuck her?
>>684454320
tell me!
>>684454355
Fuck my dubs
>>684454408
tell me right in the face!
>>684448482
Will i get the heart of myrtos
dubs?
does he really love me?