Cringe thread? >What would you do /b/?
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>What would you do /b/?
>>684429698
Push the bitch away, wipe my mouth and walk away. If she tried anything again I'd slap the shit outta her
>>684429698
>>684429805
this person has it
>>684429698
depends, is it a girl or a boy
>>684430035
I think it's a girl but I'm more than likely wrong (mainly because of the group it's posting in)
>>684430271
Kek
>>684430035
You transphobic sexist, check youe cis white male privilige and ask xon/xer what gender she identifies as and what the preferred pronouns are.
Fuck your hate speech
>(Obvious satire is obvious)
>>684429698
Tell her shes raping me and that im actually a girl in a mans body. Tell her I feel disgusted and that she cannot judge my body while im a girl. Would post on tumbler about this abou that I got raped and got pdst
>>684429698
puke
then again i would never be in a place where this type of thing is
>>684430035
MODS
>>684429698
I would headbutt that manish bitch into unconsciousness and take her wallet
>>684429698
Not to sound like a cringy redneck or anything and i know im going to.
I would seriously pull my CC on that thing.
Im sure it would run off to its safe space before id have to actually use it though.
>>684432073
Fortunately the windows are only BULLYproof, so your gun should still function.
>>684429985
>Not a woman you want to fuck
You got that right
>>684429985
I want new Medieval Times and want to laugh when these faggots will cry: "b-but muh privelege! sic scum!" when executed by Inqusition.
>>684429698
I'd probably throw up in her mouth
punch you in the throat and then get some mouthwash to rinse out all that gender fluid
>>684429698
boy if you don't
>>684429985
>fat
>into self care
Pick one
>>684430423
>she
>not using xhe
YOU FUCKED UP M8
>>684430681
Kek
>>684429805
>she
>>684434302
HOW THE FUCK IS ANYONE 'ALL'
WHAT THE FUCK
>>684434380
Yahtzee fucking croshaw, son.
>>684435597
not that cringe considering he's basically poking fun of anime whether he wanted to or not.
>>684435652
tip of the iceberg my lad
>>684433587
this sounds neat.
like, they would be putting up some kind of resistance front instead of just being genocided like vermin.
>>684435876
>see the dude on the right last
>muh sides
>>684436193
tbh it's not even funny
>>684436193
damn they are so bad that they're good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZDmoOXEvSo
not the video, its the women in the comments
>>684429698
To answer that, I think i'd barf in her mouth a little
>>684429698
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!
>>684436193
>DAD JOKES?!?
>YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!
>>684435597
I think that's sorta funny.
>>684434049
This picture has done more damage to Paris than the goats fuckers
>>684437000
chekt
>>684436791
nope
>>684435876
Is that a fucking morlock.
>>684429698
It Australia there is a legal defense for murder, if you believe a homosexual was going to rape rape you
(because rape in the bottom causes hemorrhages, and leads to death, it is considered similar to attempted murder)
>>684436850
No,
I am your father.
>>684435876
Is that a fucking naruto fanny pack?
>>684437346
2/2
>>684435901
This isnt cringe
>>684429985
Her face is pretty, but that's about it
>>684437346
>>684437392
>>684437414
"who even is straight anymore" is pretty cringey imo
famous game stream DSP left his game stream on while jerking off the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOTMeqzgXU
>>684429698
Honest to god I'd probably fuck it. Why not? Would make for a good story anyways.
>>684437000
By this definition, wouldn't most people be agender/vender non-conforming?
Most of the people I've met don't give a fuck about gender as a topic independent of biological sex, don't consider gender to be a huge part of personal identity and just do what they want, because it's the 21st century and they're adults.
>>684429985
Fuck you.
Not for posting that, but for making me look at her naked.
Fuck you.
>>684437604
the kurtcobain username was what made me cringe. you know they've only listened to Smells like Teen Spirit and have him all over their black and white Tumblr
>>684429698
>>684436129
triple chin
>>684435876
can't unsee
>>684437604
Psh yeah, they think its cool to be gay and genderfluor and shit, but the reply was gold doe
>>684434209
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684435597
I won't lie. Found this amusing.
>>684429698
I would throw up in his mouth and then reported him for sexual assault
>>684437514
this is amazing
HE
RAPES
PONIES
IN REAL LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
>>684430681
>pdst
nice
>>684429698
panic and violence
>>684429698
scream rape
>>684436129
Christ fuck how much neck can one man possibly have!? He's got a hulk waddle. Look at that elephantised gobbler!
>>684436208
Same. Jesus Christ. Sides gone
>>684438030
...You do realize stuffed animals aren't "real", yes?
>>684437149
This.
>>684438238
I mean, they exist.
>>684436743
is that Shrek on the far right?
>>684430423
using the term "she" is actually a micro aggression and you are the one who needs to check your cis white male privilege
>>684429985
More importantly, who's the pathetic twat that rated a 60% match with this cow?!
the irish made a cartoon about down syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XwKjBOQx0
>>684430271
Kek you just made my day
>>684438291
Yes, yes, they do; but they're inanimate, lifeless object for whom sexual congress isn't possible without alterations?
Also, being lifeless, they couldn't consent anyway, so therefore it's not possible to "rape" them any more than you can a prison towel?
>>684434209
So men can rape by spreading their legs, but Trans women can actually force sex upon an unwilling victim and not face any repercussion.
Guess I've been misdefining rape
>>684438560
I was just nitpicking you called real objects not real, I got you famalam.
>>684438391
that fucking file name holy shit hahaha
>>684438622
There are soon to be as many different kinds of rape as there are gender options; but still none of them that can be done to a white cis male by anyone other than another whit cis male.
>>684436529
Talk about being fucking brainwashed. Holy shit.
>>684436129
Tube neck.
>>684429805
>her
I dont get why this shit bothers you.
You have your own life, they have their own as well. If it bothers you, you are WAYYY to involved with other peoples issues rather than your own life.
>>684435262
People who do THIS shit in particular have mental problems.
>>684436129
>>684437933
>hey I'm Grump!
>>684436193
who wrote these jokes? samuel beckett?
>>684437512
100% guaranteed that disney honeymoon was the wife's idea
this is how stupid asian women are
they will literally read aloud ANY phrase they see in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
>>684438147
Are these patches marking kneecaps?
>>684438920
take it outside faggot
>>684438045
post dramatic stress disorder
>>684438920
Most of these people are either very politically active, or will be; and their heads are so far up their own asses even catatafish can't help them get it out.
On shit waddup!
>>684439473
die
>>684439445
>>684439525
Here come dat boi!!!!!!
>>684439608
die
>>684439473
BOI
>>684439445
Does... does it count as nudity if egregious fat is covering their nipples & genitals?
>>684434302
Where is Attackhelicopterosexual?
>>684429698
vomit
a doped up jehova's witness breaks into a construction site and lectures the guys building the staircase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geulVEcVSYY
>>684439701
i thought it was this
>>684430423
I just hate that shit so much.
The world used to be so simple. How did we screwed it up that way?
>>684429985
i think she's kinda hot
its the "personality" that puts me off
>>684429698
i know im late for the thread but is that a boy?
>>684439875
when it was decided that all children had to be winners
>>684434209
These feminists and activists are going against their own cause if they minimize rape like this. Anyone can be a rapist.
>>684440003
THIS
>>684440077
this is what feminist looks like
>>684434302
What happened to just being male/female/trans? Why does everything have to have a name?
>>684429698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_32k_kgCcw
pretty much this
>>684439713
I can't stand that shit.
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>>684435597
7/10 face
9/10 body
Would bang not gonna lie
>>684434532
what i dont get about this is that he says that he identifys as luigi but then he wanks over pics of him
that would be like looking into a mirror and wanking over himself
>>684438141
>>684438141
this is how my neighbor dresses, acts, talks, fuckin all of it. hes in his mid 40's, works IT and lives alone in the apartment next to mine.
>doesnt have a drivers license, never has rides a bike everywhere or begs me for rides
>nintendo fanboy
>like 7 animu waifu pillows and a wall of anime books on his wall
>pentagrams and wolf statues and MLP posters all over his apartment
>hes balding very visibly, never leaves the house without his fedora and trenchcoat even in summer
>fucker can cook though
>>684439656
This will never die
>>684436529
It's like they never heard of satire.
>>684440547
Yes, it will
>>684434251
Only cringe about this article is it was completely fake. Just done to get a rise out of sad fucks who blame women because God made them too ugly to fuck.
>>684440203
You're not special if you're in a group with others.
You're only special if you have to describe it to everyone all the time because they've never heard of it.
It literally never existed before you; you're the ultimate special snowflake.
>>684435876
spot the nigger
>>684440547
I mean, nothing lasts forever anon
>>684440646
Not as long as you comment "o shit waddup!"
>>684440785
die
>>684440713
I know anon...I know
>>684440203
Well this is an important point. Some people are only wanting attention, and simply being gay/trans isn't enough, because so many people have already labeled themselves as that.
So, in order to be a special snowflake, they have to create an even more defined niche so they can stand out from the gay crowd.
>>684434251
This is fucking horrible, the fact people can be this stupid makes me want to fucking shoot myself, but then that would be self rape or some stupid shit
>>684440917
Not yet anon, it isn't my time
>>684437604
REAP THE TRANS SEAMS YOU SEW FAGGOT
>>684429698
I would kick him in the nuts so hard.
This thread
>>684441456
i lost my shit
>>684429985
just want to see her tits
>>684438371
what the fuck is that stupid cunt talking about?
>>684441456
Holy fucking hell.
>>684437525
Why is he sad? He's got a nice little weaboo loli to rape at night.
>>684437344
Ausfag here, I've never heard of such a law.
>>684441742
looks like someone dumped porridge in a fucking sack
>>684429698
Acuse her of rape and bable about thats whats wrong with all women
>>684439549
Hey, if you aren't going to be fit or pretty, at least have big tits. No problem here!
>>684441960
that's because you're a fag.
>>684435876
middle one is gary busey
>cant unsee
>>684434209
So they are saying that they want to actualy rape people because they believe that raping gives some kind of power and privileges. They want to gain power over people by raping them. The fuck is wrong is this world, why do we let this kind of people exist?
>>684441742
That is just really disgusting
>>684441456
wow
>>684441359
I think I puked a little in my mouth.
>>684437346
This is just child abuse.
>>684442244
you fapped to that pic. admit it you little sissy boi.
>>684442162
They're too stupid to think things to their logical conclusions.
Seriously I've never been more happy to be married than when I see shit like this. Young people and especially women today scare the shit out of me. I'm so glad I'm not going out trying to get laid by randoms because God know how many of them would accuse me of rape the next day. Jesus feminists are fucking cancer. Trans people don't matter. They are less than a half of a percentage point of the population. They shouldn't be mistreated but acting like they matter more than the other 99.7% of the country is horrible. Pretty sure feminists are gonna cause a decline in reproduction rate.
>>684435597
Agreed, would bang and...with a shave and a hair cut + bleached hair...Ban from seven deadly sins right there.
>>684434209
They keep using that word I don't think it means what they think it means.
>>684438798
what is tattooed on its chest, follow your blubber?
>>684429698
Puke
>>684435597
I laughed lol
>>684439549
how is this cringe?
She's not attractive, and isn't put together very well, but there's nothing really wrong here.
I'm guessing this is just someone you know on facebook and you're a cunt who wants to make fun of them.
>>684435597
>2016
>not being the anime
keep it pleb fuccbois
>>684437514
>>684436529
jokes on them its still white
>>684435597
bangable/10
>>684439882
kek
omfg, please no.
I need my ability to sleep...
>>684429698
cry rape like the little bitch i am
>>684441359
WHAT ARE YOU
>>684438987
Jesus Christ 1970's called they don't want their shitty jokes back.
>>684429985
i think shes cute :3 XD
>>684441954
its his son
>>684443091
lmfao, lost
>>684436545
I did some thing similar in high school, girl was all over me, but she was always joking and sarcastic. She made a joke about how I should call her at 3 AM...
I wish I understood sarcasm before high school
>>684437346
I don't see what's wrong with this tbh, my younger brother used to dress up in my sisters princess costumes all the time and he's pretty masculine now
>>684437149
>Stop stealing everything
Pretty sure that's the nigger's job kek
>>684443425
That's a bonus
>>684434532
>>684441742
her gut looks like a pair of tights filled with rice
>>684443662
This. Every kid likes to dress up and it's normal.
>>684441736
I believe enby is another way of saying nb or non-binary
>>684442667
I go out and bang lots of randoms chicks and they don't cry rape, the only ones who do are the ones who have one of those tumblr personalities
Why is this world such a pussy now?
>>684439549
You guys are a bunch of homos
check
>>684438920
sauce pls
>>684444184
True... I'm just saying that men take a huge risk everytime we fuck a new chick now a days. We have always had to worry about std and crazy chick's but now you never know when I girl is gonna "take back consent"
Them
Up and check them
>>684443025
IS THIS AN IMAGE FOR ANTS
>>684439713
Someone should have told him dreads aren't a black person thing. They're a i-havent-cleaned-my-hair-in-months thing. White people get dirty, ropey hair too.
>>684435597
Meh, would be cringe if he actually thought it was cool. I think here it´s just for the lulz.
>>684441359
Freja Lindberg!!
>>684435880
To be fair to the grumpy fuck, he's much less fedorenlightened these days. He seems faintly embarrassed by it all.
>>684437993
>>684440396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNU2gDtK7Fc
>>684445381
seften svenne
>>684429698
Say I'm a cisgendered,feminist hating white male. I think that would turn him/her/it off enough to make it go away.
>>684429985
Her instagram is worse
Push it off of me and walk away
>>684437250
kek'd
>>684429985
>>684445814
Someone kill it with fire
>>684445218
>would still eat
Because: cake
>>684429698
Dont be a Pajeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqF_RNY47xs
>>684429698
Exercise my second amendment rights
>>684445218
>>684434209
Fuck I hope that's a joke...
>>684445913
>>684445814
>>684429985
its weird to think about how people like this exist
i feel uncomfortable
>>684435597
That's fucking hilarious
>>684446080
fake
>>684441456
>>684440656
where the fuck are you again?
>>684429985
>dont message me if you want to fuck
>short term & casual sex
>>684438622
stop taking the bait like a slut
>>684435597
>>684446698
>>684436743
thanks for the facebook profile
>>684434251
>what is satire
>>684435597
Top kek. Totally lost to this
>>684445218
i thought it was a beach or something nut then i read it and realized
>>684446828
ugly cunt
how does he even get cucked
>>684439445
Well I'm gonna go down some bleach and slit my wrists. Fuck you for posting that fucking cow. To think I was having a queer old time on fourchan.
>>684442658
If you cry over such a simple question then you're not leaving the house
>>684434251
>>684440656
>>684437346
>>684437392
> how to produce sexually confused adults who end up as rapists or serial killers 101
>>684435597
>9gag
>>684436743
Oh, sweet jesus.
That is some of the worst Cosplay I have ever seen. Like, fucking hell.
Did they even try.
>>684443425
Yes?
>>684439713
Does it not listen to niggers anymore?
>>684447452
who are they even trying to convince?
>>684435597
i dunno, that's pretty funny actually
>>684435597
i dont find this cringe at all. good lord that body
>>684446582
Yea fuck bitches like this. I had a friend that became a feminist extremist (so we aren't friends anymore) and took to posting nudes on tumblr and even had a mygurlfund page. Yet she claimed she only did it because for herself it made her feel cute. And if anyone gets turned on by her art, they need to check their privilege or whatever would apply there.
She now claims to have autism and ptsd so she can stay home and not have to go out into the cruel world ruled by oppressive white men.
Pic is stupid cunt
>>684447452
She's skinny not anorexic skinny though, goddanm these fat fucks are mad
>>684430271
>>684447156
>what is satire
>Kotaku
>GG
>>684435597
>cringe
your post ist cringe
>>684447862
the negro nerd what the fuck are you trying to do?
>>684447862
Why is he holding his dick
>>684447790
doesn't matter
she's gorgeous
>>684447862
Niggers that want attention from women so bad because they're fucking obnoxious and no one wants a nigger that acts like he's 10 when he's 28. So they have to take to social media flattery.
>>684445381
I've gotta translate the bottom post;
My pronoun is poop. I am bowelneutral nonfluid solid poop. Poop is a pronoun. If you are going to describe a person in any way who has the pronoun poop, you can for example say: "it is a solid poopturd" or "it is a loose poopturd". Do not say "it is a diarrhea". That is a totally wrong use of the word poop. Poop is a pronoun, not a brown mush.
>>684429698
murder her/it
>>684448106
That's why your a beta cuck
>>684445218
Fuck. People like them need to grow a set gender identity and be less PC.
>>684446698
Lmao lost
>>684448186
no, seriously, if I looked like her.....
>>684448186
>Inb4 you're*
>>684447452
fat bitches be like "stop body shaming"
>>684444458
>>684444444 checking
>>684439549
someone dosnt have much going for them other than being not fat huh? why is it always the most disgusting looking sad desperate people who pick on fat kids? oh yea, sad and desperate.lol
>>684448282
If I looked like her I wouldn't act like a nut case to try to prove a point that doesn't exist. I would happily make porn and call it what it is. Not hide behind childish victim complex bullshit.
>>684448326
And the belly has a slight meatball obsession.
>>684448282
>if i looked like her
>not if i was banging her
