What do I reply /b/? Help
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What do I reply /b/? Help
>>684426503
"I dont remember my dreams"
"Like you"
>>684426503
how about describing HER?
if you don't take the obvious "please flatter me" bait you don't deserve a penis
>>684426503
>>684426503
Not like you
You bitch motherfucking small tited femanazi
Go try somewhere else
>>684426583
bump
Girl of my dreams...I don't sleep so I can't find her.
>>684426666
Satan's quads
>>684426666
Quads wtf there is a god
Woman of my dreams , I dont sleep so I cant find her
"I've got this thing for Down's syndrome girls in wheelchairs. The more saliva the better"
>>684426503
Speak no more
>>684426705
>>684426738
This guy knows whats up
>>684426503
like you but with bigger tits and a perfect ass
Help
get nudes
>>684427089
I am hot for you just not the way you are thinking
>>684427089
wtf dude?
>>684426762
>>684427089
If this is legit, anon, don't you dare blow it. Reply with "how about I show you this dick?"
>>684427089
explain why my pants have gotten tighter then.
>>684427089
"I always thought we'd look good together ;)"
Don't you blow it faggot it's about time /b/ scored
>>684427315
>im a virgin
>>684427089
you're right, sorry for bothering you. Let's just stay friends, OK? I value what we have and don't want to ruin it ever.
>>684426792
Explain? Birches like stability wouldn't not sleeping imply instability? Or are we hoping she thinks we're coy?
>>684427089
tell her you're horny as fuck and then send a picture of your dick and ask her to help you get off
>>684427089
don't worry about me being out of your league, I had to ask on a website full of kissless virgins what to answer you ;)
>>684427461
As a kissless virgin I can second this.
>>684427461
>>684427461
thank you, i needed a good hearty laugh! i thoroughly enjoyed that comment.
I think that she went to sleep
>>684427931
Or maybe she is rubbing her clit furiously
>>684427931
>u there? after 3 minutes
you fucking blew it anon
>>684428009
For real
>mfw she's doing this same thing on reddit
>mfw no face
Was that with the bolognese or the carbonara sauce?
>>684428099
Link?
>>684427931
Shit, you are just a biowaste. I hope, she never gives you touch herself.
Pretty blue eyes, long brown hair, feminine penis and cute butt.
>>684428187
Rigatoni bolognese would you like freshly grated parmesean ?
>>684427931
type "plz respond"
>>684427931
U there. Kill yourself
>>684428290
This
say "love me pls"
>>684427931
please respond
>>684427931
how can one be so autistic holy shit
>>684427931
> u there
fucking faggot, never 2 messages in a row
send dick pic
seriously, you took 21 minutes and 10 minutes to respond to her messages, and you ask "u there?" after fucking 3. You went from fairly smooth working in easy mode to looking thirsty as fuck in one message. Never, ever ask a girl if she's there. It's just as bad as "plz respond". They either will or they won't, don't push it.
>>684427931
Fucking kek! You're so fucking autistic you cunt. Spastic
>>684427931
you need to take a cup of chill pills. do not ever show you are desperate, under no conditions whatsoever. be interested, but not dependent.
type plz respond
at least make it fun, you blew it anyway
