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HALT!

We are rounding up undesirables, present your ausweis!

even dubs: Jew, odd dubs: gypsy, 00: communist, trips: party member, duads: Jewish party member
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>>684417828

Alles ist in ordnung Herr Wachtmeister?
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I know nothing.
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>>684417983
>>684418020
carry on citizens...
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>>684417828

Here's my ID, goy... I mean sir.
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>>684417828
Hallo, wie geht's meine freunde?
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fucking kraut niggers
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>>684417828
Gud day, here you go.
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>>684417828
Rolling for Jew so I can get in the Auschwitz swimming pool team
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>>684417828
Please I am a Brony, LET ME GO!
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Rollo
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>>684417828
As a brit, just passing by.
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Doesn't seem to be many Jews today. Maybe we got em all...
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Where can I sign up for the SS?
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>>684419001
>>684419002

Beautiful consecutive posts.
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>>684418940
don't tempt me, I'm sure we can find room for you in the train...
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There are Jews in that shoe shop!
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>>684417828
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>>684419370

M-my show shop? Well of course not!
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Heil to our glorious Fuhrer!
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>>684419440
What's all the commotion, boss?
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>>684419500

in the cattle car gypsy!
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>>684417828
PC master race
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hello
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>>684419544
He's a fucken jew! Grab his ass!
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>>684419500

Yours appeasement won't help you this time, Jewish swine, I see right through your charade
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>>684419550
*communist, not like there's much difference...

>>684419544
in the cattle car!
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>>684419611
>>684419622

Grab them as well! Filthy Gyps!
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Check em
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>>684419611
leave your wagon there and step in the cattle car
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I'm certainly not kosher.
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>>684419688
checked, in the train herr Rosenberg!
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>>684419688
Kike, in the train you go.
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>>684419688
Wat.
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So what time does the bank open?
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Damn, all this commotion, I better get outta here while I can.
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Totally non Jewish, just walking down the street here.
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>>684419688
Its even but its a Heil Hitler dub what should we do herr General?
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>>684419688
>73488
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>>684419852
as soon as we find herr Zuckermann so that we can confiscate the keys...
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What number so I have to be for a nigger
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Who's yelling?
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>>684419987

You had to roll exactly 684419987 to be a nigger... Hey would you look at that!
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>>684419987
1) no niggers in Third Reich
2) if one is found, 1) takes effect
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>>684417828
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Where are all the Slavs?
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Rolling for not kill
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>>684417828
beep beep jew coming through
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>>684420157
Actually, niggers get to work coal mines and railway construction
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>>684420029

I guess they found a bunch of Jews and have round them up. Good riddance. That's yelling? That's the sound of making Germany great again.
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>>684417828
>>684420377
beep beep
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>>684420377

Your papers say gypsie. So on top of that you're also a liar! Time to board the train.
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>>684420377
no idea why anyone would want to be a jew, even a gypsy, in any case step in the cattle car
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we be rollin
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>>684417828
roll
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gimme dubs
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Heil
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>>684417828
Roll
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>>684420705

Heil, citizen. Carry on.
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>>684420502
>>684420551
sorry guys hitler him self has offering a free shower before the train ride ill
take that offer
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>>684417828
Seig HEIL
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>>684420766
where did you get the uniform? Take him away, Gestapo will want to have a talk with him!
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>>684420891

Damn... Never would've figured Hans wouldve been a Jew. Guess this will serve as a remind to remain vigilant.
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do I look like a Jew to you?
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>>684421081

Now that you mention it, no... No you don't. As you were.
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>>684417828
Grüß Gott
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>>684417828
rollan for stalin!
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>>684421289
what brings you here gruppenführer?
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>>684421171
Do i?
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>>684421388
you are no enkel of mein, JUDEN!
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>>684421388
scheiße, one almost had us fooled!
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I'm just a normal German citizen
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>>684421368
alles in ordnung obersturmführer
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Angela Merkel reporting in
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Heil Hitler
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Arisch seit Anbeginn.
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iam loyal to fuhrer. im just on holiday from the eastern front shit there is crazy.
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ich bien deutch volk
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>>684417828
Lolwut
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>>684422355
in the cattle car you filthy gypsy!
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>>684422355
Aw, fuck
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>>684422329
Aber Legastheniker, ins Gas!
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Hello boys
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>>684421428

You seem to check out as well, citizen.
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>>684422409
You will never take me alive nazifag
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>>684422439
Fräulein Anne Fanz, Guten Tag.
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Heil
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Hello i am Roland Goldberg
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для род-I mean, heil Hitler!
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>>684422439
Gestapo is on the way
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Haha Jews, amirite? German is master species
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>>684417828
Shalo- I mean hallo.
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Nein kommandant, I'm serious. Goldbergsteinowitz is a German last name
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Don't mind me, just being a good goyi-uh, guy.
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Gut day, just a loyal Fallschirmjäger passing through on leave.
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>>684417828
duads?
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salam alaykum, my name is Ahmed Ali-ben Al-Yisrael, where can I join the Einsatzgruppen?
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>>684423104

We burn this one alive
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Oy vey, no subhumans here, no sir
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>>684423207
bu-but I hate the Jews as much as you do! Don't touch me you filthy infidels!
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>>684423052
*quads
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>>684423688
I-I can explain mein herr!
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Hieg Seil!
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>>684423688
>>684423733
Jew AND gypsy, too bad we can gas you only once...
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Heil the Fuhrer!
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>>684423800
Mein Gott. Der Kommandant ist ein Jude!
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>>684423983
communist, mein liebe Kurt, communist
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here are my papers, as you can see I am legit gastarbeiter from Schweden
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I'm no filthy undesirable mein herr
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no judenschwein here meine kommandant
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>>684424904
carry on...
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>>684417828
Ich bin nicht ein Juden, Herr Schmidt.
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I am not a jew. Trust me :)
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>>684417828
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>>684417828
Check my Ausweis
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Mazel tov!
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I have information on some Judenschweine.
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O shit waddup
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>>684417828
Guten Tag Herr Soldat.
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chinks焼きます
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SAVE ME STALIN!
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Who's hitler
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>>684417828
I am no Jew, nor a Jew sympathizer, Herr Soldat.
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Hey boys ;)
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>>684419688
Checked! HH
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native german, secondary english.. why can´t you?
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I can asure you, I am Aryan.
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na klar bist du das
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FUCK NAZIS
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second german tv tells the reason

https://youtu.be/3AyN1rivYd4
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>>684417828
Here you go sir
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Sieg Heil ○'
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Sieg heil
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hallo
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>>684417828
Zäääh wie Leder, hart wie Kruppstahl!
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what's going on in here?
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Pray for trips.
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Bittesehr.

SIEG HEIL!
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"“Freedom of expression is the right of every natural person, even if a person chooses to behave irrationally to express his or her insanity.” -Muammar Qaddafi"
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Heil dem Führer
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>>684429044
>Roll
>>684429044
There is one
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What do you mean officer? I'm not a Jew
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Heil hitler
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>>684417828

Walzen für die Freiheit!
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Hey man, we kosher?
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>>684429184
so it would seem, you can never be too careful; two of our officers have been taken away by gestapo; one was Jew and the other one a commie
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Here you go, sir.
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https://youtu.be/8w2cxoR5XeA
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ich bin nicht euer superstar
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>>684417828
Rolling
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>>684417828

Herr Obersturmbannführer darf ich passieren?

HEILHEIL
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Kein Jude hier kamerad
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>>684429622
liar, in the cattle car!
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Oy gewahlt goyim! You wouldn't want to kill one of the chosen people!
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I dindu nuffin
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"who, me? I assure you, I am totally legit Finnish politician"
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ich bin nicht euer superstar
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>>684417828
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>>684417828
Sieg Heil!
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>>684417828
si sinior
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>>684417828
Sprich' deutsch du Besatzer.
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U fggt
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>>684417828
Ayyyeeee a free check
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this is a "hund"
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>>684417828
00
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helo deer
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Blue eyed blonde reporting for my German civic duty, where all dem Jews at?
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>>684417828
Ohhhh blyat. ...
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Pls not a Jew.
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Sieg Heil
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I am innocent.

I am not nice.
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>>684431323
Nice try. Youre going to auschwitz
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hi
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only good from murrica
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>>684417828
What are you doing? Can't you see I'm your Führer?
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even speaking deutsch
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>>684432042
See?
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Kann ich ihnen behilflich sein Herr Wachtmeister?
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Check the attic. Das Roll.
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Guten tag
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14/88
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>>684417828
roll
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>>684417828
That guy's haircut is awesome.
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Heil
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Just an honest citizen passing through :)
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>>684433054
I feel like making an exception for you, please take off the uniform of the glorious SS and step in the cattle car...
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Take my neighbour.
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ohh you .....
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>>684417828
sup i'm black
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Sieg heil
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>>684420465
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>>684417828
Step aside goym
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>>684417828
Sieg hiel!
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premium scheiss amerifaggs
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'ere you go Nazi boy
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>>684433411
>>684433855
get in the cattle car you filthy gypsies!
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>>684433966
großer Gott, not another Jew in our own ranks, take him away!
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>>684434122
yet another one! Who was in charge of these vermin's background checks?
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BEEP! BEEP! Coming through!
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>>684420276
IRL Slav reporting in
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I MEAN HIEL
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>>684434244
this is ridiculous, that's fifth one today...
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https://youtu.be/z-1n50BtQr4?list=PL2a6IaWtLjdU76wx7IQyKxDfYTUmyqky-
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guten tag
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don't mind me, soldaten. just your ordindary aryan citizen passing through.
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>>684434486
Ha I got away today fuckers
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>>684435222
heil Hitler!
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Here are my papers sir
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>>684417828
the guy on the left looks aryan enough
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https://youtu.be/OdFekGmQlFk
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nicht zynisch werden amerifag
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salam aleikum, want kebab, yes? Special price for Reich soldiers, is good?
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>>684436088
in the cattle car!
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Rolo polio
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keep being
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do you know "rückrärtslaufen"?
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unless you live ^^
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>>684417828
morning officer, just out on my daily trips
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>>684438049
*rückwärtslaufen
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Ich bin kein jude, ich hab echtes arisches blut, frag einfach meine frau, mit der ich jeden tag arischen sex hab :D
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Guten Morgen, may I pass Herr Wachtmeister?
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Roll. Send me at auchwitz
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Morning sir!
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>>684439204>>684439204
Coole Sau
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here officer
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HEIL!
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Just a dutchie rolling by
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Du hast
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>>684417828
SIEG HEIL
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For my Fuhrer curse the jews
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Roll "please don't be a Jew, please don't be a Jew..."
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^^ auch ohne sind wir besser
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>>684437333
heil Hitler!
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>>684439911
Onto the train you filthy subhuman scum
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>>684439066
in the cattle car!
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Wir muessen die Juden ausrotten!
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wir werden die schmutzigen Plage juden beenden
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Guten Tag!
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>>684440355
>wir werden die schmutzigen Plage juden beenden
are you sure? your people will be next, in the cattle car filthy gypsy!
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>>684417828
Nigga
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>>684440511
in the cattle car Hagert!
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gott mit uns
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>>684417828
oy vey!
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>>684417828
Sieg Heil. Ich habe nicht dubs.
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SIC SEMPER TYRANUS YOU KRAUT FUCK
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fuck hitler
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>>684441411
Your mom did.
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ok
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Just passing by..
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>>684441411
>>684442677
I hear it's quite nice in Sachsenhausen this time of year...
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>>684417828
i dont want any trouble
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>>684442900
Looks like you're coming with us.
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Nothing to see here friend. The fourth Reich will last one thousand years. The next man is a Jew.
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Hola
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Safety.
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>>684443168
How did a Hispanic get this deep into our glorious land.
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>>684417828
I dindu nuffin bruv
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>>684443280
He tunneled, of course!
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>>684417828
here are my papers
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>>684417828
wot? no gypsy jew action? evens/odds roll!
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>>684417828
Roll
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>>684417828
You step into wrong neighborhood cyka
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>>684417828
here is my aryan certrificate
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>>684417828
Hi nice mr. Gestapomann, just minding my shekels
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How's it going you stupid Nazi cunt
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>>684417828
Guten tag, Gestapo
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Listening to Horst Wessel Lied right now!
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The fuck you up to?
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I shall be hailed as a God
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>>684444444
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>>684443280
Spanish are our important anti-communist brothers
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hail to the third reich
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>>684417828
Do thy worst you filthy fascist pig
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ayy lmao
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Don't mind me, just passing through
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>>684446003
move along citizen
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my... s-shekels..
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