Step right up /b/ and drop those weak ass bars.
>trading bitches like Pokemon.
>never know what I'll be on.
>in the back huffing freon.
>till my knees gone.
/BARS/
4chan is fucking stupid
Digital frogs so convoluted
Asking for bars but you'd rather be at one
Take off the fedora son, you're not euphoric
Go outside and get some sun on your dick
>>684376097
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>684374981
>My dad rails me faster than the U.S. Economy
>Dick so far up my ass, I'll start yelln' monopoly
>It ain't gunna stop, I know my future is twisted
>But the only thing keepin me sane is my dads dickins
>>684374981
Bitch I sail the sea like one piece
Dropping bombs like the Middle East
I got coke I got crack I got soda whip it in the back
I'm a fuckin solider meet my quota
Got quakes Rollin like fuckin bouldas
>>684376254
O shit waddup!
your all niggers
>>684374981
>i aint scared of no bitches nigga
>act a fool, u get stitches nigga
>no flex zone nigga
>tunchi
>>684376957
And you have poor grammar.
Better head on back to alabammer.
>>684377440
>starts a sentence with a preposition
>criticizes people's grammar
step to me you should feel reluctance
pi r squared and you got the circumference
of the dick I use to make your girl feel numbness
your style and act had no substance
to find your relevance on this earth I would need a compass
>>684377603
You can start a sentence with a preposition, as long as it pertains to the previous statement.
>get schooled for free.
>how's that first term treating your bitch?
I'd go easy on her if you're expected to write in those finals.
My shit is primal.
I bet your whack ass still try's to cop vinyl.
>preposition
It's a conjunction.
>>684374981
Shit Shit Shit Shiii-iiiit
I'm jumping on bars
like i'm dropping from Mars
Treat me like an alien
I'll cut you from your belly end
My name is not Ka-nianiania-Nye
God told him to stop fuck fuck fuck yeaah
Someone vocaroo all that shit up please. Could be hilarious.
>>684377657
>started to rhyme and then suddenly stopped.
That's weak.
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle
>>684379098
deconstruct more.
I'm fast as fuck like dat boi
I got one wheel, I'm a rider
Got pussy by the foot, Dan Schneider
Split hymens like a chicken strip
Extra crispy and smooth, Paul walker approved
I whip the keys like fucking pimp
My memes evolved
I'm a human, you're a chimp
>>684374981
I slay niggas
Slave driving, I work 365 all day,
no vacay
so on christmas day
I wake up
and I sleigh niggas.
Indiana motherfucker so you can say that I was corn-fed,
20 years later girls throwin' they asses
tryna get this corn bread.
Tried so hard but in the end it doesnt even matter anymore
>>684379303
I'm a spiritual
Politikz mayne. Who'da thought dat a white boi would bring hip-hop back?
I'm the best, I'll even bet ya
My flow is retarded like chromosomes extra
Rap shit is easy but still ain't a game
Fearin' Trump like theres accent marks in my name
Up late patrolling /b/ even though in the morning I've got places to be
Can't claim old fag if youve been here only three
/pol and /fit til I'm starving for redpills and steroids
can't quit the chan like ham planets can't rid hemhrroids
read this over and over, memorize every line I said
I'd rather have dirt thrown on my grave than open a cock rate thread
(throws mic awkwardly)
>>684379082
It still rhymed.
>>684383532
Bars son
it was true
with no layers of fat to cut through,
the knife slid right in
Pleasure like this must be a sin
The only thing that gets me more erect
than a birth defect is cutting a neck and
pulling the tongue out like a roll of hubba bubba
for the love’a gawd that shit gets me hard, lord
I should get an award for the most fucked upped-ness
wake up at say, 3 in the am with entrails in the love nest
Easy to digest, hard to chew and swallow
Open the skull of a retard, turns out that shit’s hollow
>>684377657
That was actually good
i can always tell an amateur rapper apart because they only use rhymes that rhyme the words at the end of each line (which is what everyone is doing in this thread), instead of adding multiple rhymes within the same line
>>684386191
in other words, everyone in this thread is rapping the equivalent of playing a 3 chord song a guitar
in other words, no one is displaying any high degree of skill
Ok, Ok
There's no reason to be here
Deer in the headlights, deaths rise at the end of years
Stop right there, criminal scum
Before I step on you like a piece of gum
The way a lotta shit goes down is unnatural
This flow will flip like oranges apples
Bars... Jesus.
You realize 90 percent of this is how you can portray it in person.
You can write all day, but when you have 30 pairs of eyes looking at you in death you won't get it.
Keep being cute
Yo, fuckin comin from the 4chan
nosunlight , no tan
3 inch dick in my hand
Pepes all up on my screen
Wojack nowhere to be seen
O wait there he go, up between my cheeks
>>684387052
Don't kill the dream you salt ass nigga,
You gon see when I come back the bread winna.
Sit on down to dinna,
We're having your bitch,
I heard she a spinna'.
>>684379495
Dope, should've stopped at paul walker tho
>>684374981
Tell these motherfuckers who spit that wickedshit
Tell em who is never afraid to commit to it
Say fuck the mainstream, and fuck all the masses
Bringing sick tripped out underground classics
I'm a 6 foot rabid, american tragedy
Wearing black mask and a Marilyn manson tee
Waving a black flag, saying "fuck your family"
I'm the definition of incurable insanity
>>684388606
http://genius.com/Lo-key-chainsaw-symphony-lyrics
>>684388606
lo key?
hated this song, the rest on that ep are good doe desu
>>684383532
Damn.
You're on that shit.
>>684386672
Gotta hear some good triple syllables before I consider them to be bars
