CIVILIZATION THREAD
Three people set out to create the longest lasting empire of all time. They have just arrived with nothing else besides the clothes on their backs and a small pile of food.
>Turn: 0
>Population: 3
>Food: 10 (-3)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
we find a nuke from an ancient civilization and we detonate it giving us superpowers but we die of dysentery
>>684360140
this of course
>>684360140
roll
eat the other two people and then ascend to godhood
>>684360422
nice nigga killyourself
Sacrifice the other two to the sun god in hopes of achieving infinite power.
>>684359931
dig a hole for the good old shitters with your bare hands
Be raised by a wolf and make a city
>>684360422
This
>>684360422
The second citizen goes mad with power, and after making a pact with Satan, eats the other two people in order to gain godly powers. This person no longer needs to eat and has grown to become incredibly strong.
>Turn: 1
>Population: 1
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Bones (50)
>Dubs decide
Make a cult
>>684361301
Reroll
>>684361168
Use his powers and the bones to make two skeleton minions
>>684361429
Roll
Reattach the bones and use Satan powers to have two skeletal servants
>>684361168
Need to poo real bad so pop in with you god powers a out house
>>684361622
Win
>>684361622
Winner winner chicken dinner
SUMMON CTHULU
>>684362004
Roll
>>684361622
Winrar
>>684361429
After some work, the person manages to create two skeleton thralls who will obey his every command. This uses up the bones, however. The skeleton minions are weak in terms of strength, yet loyal, and do not require food like some mortal.
>Turn: 2
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
>>684362072
Declare yourself skeleton lord and search for more peasants to devour
>>684362193
reroll
Get one thrall to dig a large mote while the other one harvests lumber
use your super strength to rip apart nearby boulders and crush into a foundation for a fortress
>>684362072
let the skeletons fuck your ass double anal till you bleed
Dig up ground with bone shovels to begin building dirt favelas
>>684362193
Roll
>>684362311
Win
>>684362072
Order minions to dig up dino bones then animate that cunt
>>684362193
Rollin for this
Sens his bone nigger to look for a good place to build a Saddam Hussein temple an sumon mighty t-34
>>684362193
this
>>684362311
winrar
>>684362311
second
>>684362284
Roll
>>684362072
using his powers, the new person uses blood of the deceased and brings to life 20 humans to serve as his minions, using the skeletal knights as his guardians
>>684362311
Winning dubs
How are the skeles gonna fuck his ass if there isn't a dick bone
>>684362693
yes there is its called a boner for a reson
>>684362311
It hurts. No matter how hard they thrust however, you can't bleed.
>Turn: 3
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
>>684362693
Shrug majic
>>684362816
Worship the one and only God Eric Cartman
>>684362816
Get the two minions to collect lumber, and use superhuman strength to break apart rock for use as a foundation for a kingdom.
>>684362816
cum into skeletons skull
new Baby skeletons will be born and u are now King of skeletons
>>684362935
kill yourself faggot.
>>684362949
Reroll for this
Make America Great Again!
>>684362816
I cant even see what the fuck youre drawing.
Everyone dies and this thread ends
>>684362949
reroll
>>684362949
roll
worship the TRUE God tweek
>>684362949
Roll
>>684362816
We all die instantly
>>684362949
rolling
>>684362949
roll
>find a crab
>teach crab to be sentient
>enter a long-term romantic relationship with the crab
>>684362816
Use your god powers to make anime real
>>684362816
On comes a Roman army battled with strap on dildo's and abs.
>>684362949
rolling again
God is real, I am his messenger. Eve comes out and make 69 kids.
>>684363248
>>684362949
keep rolling
>>684363311
winner
>>684363311
>>684363311
winner
>>684363277
Dubs God is real
Repopulate then eat the babies because they are annoying little shits anyways.
>>684363277
Your herd it
>>684363277
>>684363277
Haha do it
>>684362816
CUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU CAN ANIMATE A BLOB TO LIFE
Don't let this thread 404
The 69 Kids are killed off until only one remains. His name shall be Seth.
A pack of nomads join your civilization. You exchange culture which leads to cannibalism
>>684363899
Roll
>>684363899
wasted dubs
>>684364005
It's about sending a message ok
Op where are you
>>684362949
The thralls, after some work, harvest lumber and bring it to their master, who has spent the past few days collecting rocks, breaking them, and setting them as the foundation of the kingdom.
>Turn: 4
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Lumber (25) Stone (10)
>Dubs decide
>>684361168
Find wood enough to commence building of a house.
>>684364247
Find more people to eat
Divide children into groups to gather different sources. Begin developing armor and weapons while stockpiling food.
>>684364344
winner
>>684364344
God that is boring
>>684364247
A Jew comes to town
>>684364571
needs to be done.
Bring the locusts
>>684364344
What children fuck face.
Make cum globs and animate them
>>684364247
Stan come to the little town and offers to help in any way he can
>>684364344
Fucking normies, thanks for the cancer though
>>684364344
We don't have any children, only the thrall sand our God.
>>684364247
Kenny comes looking for women and beer
>>684364247
Summon imp minions and continue making a large wizard tower
The children have become mutated by an underground barrel of nuclear waste! One child has huge arms and is strong. One now has the ability to find water very easily. The people work to dig up the barrel.
A wild 8 years old appears ready to be raped
>>684365127
Rolling
>>684365202
rolling
Kenny wanders into town and asks for a smoke
>>684365223
reroll
>>684365365
faggot
tweek wants some coffee grow some coffee berms
>>684365311
WINRAR
Remove flesh from own god-foreskin and animate skeleton minion numero uno into a male mortal. Then remove rib from male mortal, create woman. Keep second skeleton as a backup to create variation in the genepool down the line.
BUT THEN A FUCKING NIGGER APPEARS AND KILL EVERYONE
>>684365653
reroll
>>684365629
Reroll
>>684365712
eoll
>>684365712
Roll again
>>684365796
Roll this thread is cool but stay relevant fags
This man walks into town confused and asking for a manicure
>>684363132
kill yourself faggot.
>>684365920
Rall
drink a glass of pussy juice with a lemon on the cup to make it look fancy
>>684366113
Checkem
This bitch rolls into town asking for some purple surp
This girl enter the town asking for some friends
>>684366166
Fuck I got dubs, the skeletons kill themselves
>>684364344
The thralls begin to worry that their master has gone crazy after he orders "children" to begin collecting materials, despite the fact no children are present in the kingdom. Of course, with his powers, the master senses his minions' concern, and that they plan to confront him about it later. In the meantime the master creates several weapons and armor sets using an anvil. This uses up the stone reserves. As their loyalty in their master begins to drop, the thralls begin to show slightly unruly behavior.
A sword goes missing...
>Turn: 5
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Lumber (25) Swords (3) Armor sets (2)
>Dubs decide
>>684362935
>>684363132
>>684364696
>>684364860
>>684365334
>>684365490
>>684366166
When the mentally ill are blessed with dubs.....
>>684366287
nigger look
>>684366166
>>684366254
>>684366181
reroll
>>684366462
Someone already got it.
>>684366166
>>684366254
>>684366370
I only do the first dubs that come up after each turn so that things don't become complicated.
-OP
>>684366181
rol
>>684366287
Roll foreskin over skellys to make them human then make them fuck
>>684366537
the skellies kill themselves
>>684365629
Raaaalll
>>684366677
DOUBLE DUBS! FUCK 2 DUBS SAME THREAD
The skeletons are now your mom and therefore they are fucking landwhales
regrets everything he did, and kills himself
>>684366721
Rollll
>>684366677
The skellies rape the kids
>>684367168
1) there is no kids
2) I already won fuckwad >>684366677
>>684366757
You ooze all that is awful in this world.
Also if dubs, godking stumbles upon a mass of wandering humanity that is the jews that have juat recently escaped from egypt and then trancended time and space when their god died. Moses does not yet have the ten commandments yet. You ought to kill the fucker with a rock...
>>684367281
how do i ooze all that is awful in this world? the skellies are dead on my hand? is that it?
yeah it probably is and i'm a bad fuck
>>684367281
Roll for space jews
>>684367525
Jews jews
>>684366677
The skeleton thralls decide they do not wish to follow an insane master. It is revealed the skeletons stole the sword that went missing, and they use it to kill themselves. The master grows increasingly insane and power hungry as he succumbs to loneliness, ruling a kingdom with no citizens after all.
>Turn: 6
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Lumber (25) Swords (3) Armor sets (2) Bones (50)
>Dubs decide
>>684367525
Someone already won tittyjigglet
>>684367614
Dubs
The master uses his magic to create the kingdom out of dry cum and dirt
Put a bone in pooper
>>684367733
Winrar space jews
>>684367776
SO CLOSE
stray hookers wander into the farm and become incredibly good farmers and also have like a fuckton of kids.
>>684367776
Rolling
>>684367615
patrick comes in and then spongebob and theres a tsunami and superman's like 'bam bam pow pow' with his super awesonme lazor beems on ur asscheeks and it burns and you have an orgy and superman gives you his powers and spongbob and patrick an squidknob live with you
The king start watching anime
>>684367908
roll
>>684367908
rollerino
>>684367733
Insane king rules space Jews. Yas
>>684367776
holry shit so close to win
>>684367615
Due to his infinite power, the master uses the dirt to create a woman, that he will take as his wife
>>684367908
pls?
>>684368221
re-rolling
The master magicly makes a army of giant dicks with arms and legs
Out of nothing appears a monster, the giant head of Pope Francis to rule over the Lands, and an epic battle begins
>>684367733
Space jews ftw
>>684368314
re-re-rolling
>>684368455
Winrar
>>684368487
Space jews then the pope. Noice.
>>684368455
Make the Jews fight Pope Franci's head
>>684367733
>>684368455
Dis gon be gud
The kingdom is magically built by Pope Francis and then Pope kills himself.
>>684368828
OP where you at?
>>684367615
Using our godly power to create life, then enslave them and make them work to build our great castle which we can watch over our peasents
I want my castle of dry cum and dirt op!
>>684369131
>>684369191
Tf outta hurr m8
Pic related
>>684369519
First one was another anon
>>684368455
>>684367281
Due to the suicide of the thralls, Satan becomes displeased with the Master and decides he is not worthy of holding godly powers, as he lacks the responsibility. Thus, he sends the giant head of Pope Francis to destroy the Master. The Pope sends out several fireballs which destroy some of the supplies. As the Master gears up for the fight, several Jews appear from the sky, quickly explaining they were sent by a dying god to save the Master, as the Master is supposed to become the next god and the ruler of the Jews. More Jewish reinforcements are to come.
>Turn: 7
>Population: 4
>Food: 25 (-3)
>Supplies: Lumber (15) Swords (3) Armor sets (1)
>Dubs decide
>>684369918
Use the legendary road roller attack on The Pope.
The master puts the jews in a death camp
>>684369918
then hitler comes and makes an impresive combo kill and fucks the pope francis
>>684369918
Suddenly, the Master understands how to channel the power of Stinky Sideburns and blasts the Pope away. With his newly acquired Hasidic brethren, he replenishes his supplies and continues the growth of the kingdom.
>>684370226
Re-roll
>>684370226
Re fucking rolling m8
The jews start cumming on the pope and a couple jump on his head and punch him an the master shoots dildo's out of his eyes at him
Equip armor to powerful mongoliod jew sporting a flashy yamaca, even though its not even passover. Give him a sword as well and allow him to lead the charge on pope Francis. Other jews use one of the logs as a battering ram to pummel pope Francis into a nearby pillar of salt, where he dies, becomes a slug and is captured in a jar by our fearless leader. Rest of ancient isreal appears through a large star of david shaped portal. They bring what supplies they could carry. The jew operating the portal charged a fee and has amassed enough wealth the challenge you.
>>684370226
For the love of ZA WARUDO, i'm rolling for this
>>684369918
Use godly powers to convince Pope to join our side, and start the construction of the kingdom (castle)
In the midst of preparation for the battle, the master, using his ungodly powers, cums into the bones of his former minions, thus creating several smaller versions of himself.
>>684370821
re-roll
>>684370811
What a waste of a win
>>684370828
reroll
>>684370828
rerolling
>>684370811
A Jew starts cumming on the Pope, but the Pope quickly conjures a blood shield and blocks the attack. The other two Jews circle around and begin kicking and punching at the Pope, and the Pope retaliates by swatting and killing one. The Master begins shooting dildos out of his eyes but this is mostly ineffective due to the shield.
>Turn: 7
>Population: 4
>Food: 25 (-3)
>Supplies: Lumber (15) Swords (3) Armor sets (1) Stone (10)
>Dubs decide
Erect a giant magical penis statue to defend the kingdom from your enemies
The jews are torn apart and have their bones individually animated so they essentially become floating spikes. The organs of the jews are turned into large living blobs by the master was well.
>>684372083
Rerollp
>>684372057
OP,this guy got dubs
>>684368522
>>684372057
MOTHERFUCKING ROAD ROLLER THE POPE
>>684372206
As I said earlier I'm only taking wins that occur after the next turn so that things don't become complicated.
-OP
The master is fucking sick of this shit and poof's the pope out of existance and builds his castle out of dry cum from the jew's and the popes flesh
>>684372083
Rereroll
Pope goes away and leaves the jews alone
>>684372327
roll
The civilization starts back with 3 people
Santa comes with 3 gifts. And leaves 2 raindeer
The pope an hero's and explodes into 100 children: 40 boys/50 girls/ 10 severely retarded and can only be used for physical labor
>>684372449
Re rolling
>>684372327
re-re roll for the mudas
>>684372599
winrar
>>684372327
And the guy who Road Roller the pope will scream "ROAD ROLLER DA" And then he will scream "WRYYY" And then he will start hitting the road roller while he screams"MUDA"
Pope plays hitler card in face down defense mode and ends his turn
>>684372655
>>684372599
Do these two at the same time, please OP
>>684372730
Rolling for this to happen
>>684372730
Re-re-rolling
>>684372730
This
>>684372972
No need to roll, they already won.
If dubs, on the next turn, add the magic-warrior "Slayer of Waifus" who come from another dimension, and loads is next kinda unpredictable attack
>>684373286
comes*
Also, re-roll
>>684372730
Inexplicably, Santa comes out of nowhere, leaving several gifts and two reindeer, before leaving. The Pope giggles like a child, distracted by the gifts. Using his Pope powers he makes Christmas today before gleefully rushing towards the gifts. However at the same time, while the Pope is distracted, the Master conjures a road roller, and with the last of his strength, begins driving it at the Pope. Collision seems inevitable. However, within the time before collision, one last event may occur.
>Turn: 9
>Population: 3
>Food: 20 (-2)
>Supplies: Lumber (13) Swords (3) Armor sets (1) Gifts (3) Reindeer (2)
>Dubs decide
>>684374470
The God Emperor's Holy Inquisition takes notice of this heretical filth and purges the shit out of it
>>684374602
rawllin
>>684374470
>>684374470
The master summons a yellow guy that can stop time,then the master starts to beat the shit out of the pope while he screams MUDA
>>684374841
RE-ROLL FOR MUDA
>>684374841
gibe muda pleas
>>684374841
RE-RE-REROLL!!1!!!!1!
>>684374841
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>684374841
RE-RE-RE-ROLL
>>684374470
The pope falls in a pit full of pungi sticks and is impaled. The pope tries to free himself but is crushed as the road roller falls in the pit. Pope defeated. Master levels up
>>684375098
Spinning
>>684374841
ROAD ROLLING FOR THS
>>684374602
juan more time
>>684375121
Re roll
>>684375222
winrar!
>>684375121
THIS
>>684375222
WINRAR
a magic genie named tommy appears out of nowhere, giving the civilization a magical unicorn to do shit with
>>684375222
>>684375400
>>684374841
Trips vs dubs
please do trips, OP
The road roller touches The Pope's head, in that instant an explosion occurs, turning everything in to darkness and a few sparkles and the diyng corpses of the previous characters are the only things left, a new era has begun. Out of the corpses stars begun to exist
go to /qst/ faggot
>>684375222
PERFECTION! GOLDEN ROTATION ENERGY!
>>684375736
this
I want trips
>>684375736
rolling
>>684375736
Re-rolling
>>684375736
Re-re-rolling
>>684374841
The Master creates a Yellow Guy who can stop time. Time stops. The Master climbs out of the road roller with the intent of beating the Pope... but he suddenly collapses... and realizes that he may have crossed his limits by stopping time. He feels an overwhelming crushing sensation as every atom in his body fights to keep himself in existence. He could always let go of course, and let time run again, but that would mean defeat. There's no way he could escape the Pope without energy.
As the Master fights, utterly exhausted, he hears a deep voice from behind him. "ENOUGH!"
Satan has arrived.
As The Master gazes upon the lord of hell, he hears a small voice in his head: "Don't worry, my successor . Keep fighting. It only increases the transcendence."
>Turn: 10
>Population: 3
>Food: 20 (-2)
>Supplies: Lumber (13) Swords (3) Armor sets (1) Gifts (3) Reindeer (2)
>Dubs decide
>>684374602
Daemons are heretical af m8 rawllin
>>684377902
^this
Satan takes his large dildo and shoves it into the popes nose killing him then he proceeds to spawn a female satan and sticks the master inside her vagina
>>684378720
Re-roll
>>684378765
Re-re-roll
Open the damn presents
>>684378835
Spinning
>>684379021
Re-spinning
Master sacrifices the reindeer and drinks their blood to regain full power
>>684379167
Spin
>>684379143
Pitching
>>684379212
Re spinning
>>684379271
This
>>684379167
Thisss
eat everything
black hole appears
restart
>>684379167
let it roll, baby roll
>>684379486
roll
All alpha males are neutered in order to create a perfect utopia of mlp, cucked betas.
>>684379777
CHECK MY GODDAMN TRIPS OP
>>684379777
The Master crawls over to the reindeer, brutally slaughtering and eating them. He feels a warmth as his powers return. In the meantime, Satan destroys the roller, and creates a portal to hell. Skeleton hellspawn begin crawling out of the portal. One heads over to the Yellow Guy and rips him apart, and time flows oncemore. The Pope tries to rush towards the gifts but one of the Jews near him pushes him back. A Star of David begins forming in the sky.
>Turn: 11
>Population: 3
>Food: 20 (-2)
>Supplies: Lumber (13) Swords (3) Armor sets (1) Gifts (3) Bones (150)
>Dubs decide
>>684380665
An army of Mormon Masons pours out of the star of David and erects a pyramid on the pope killing him. Then swear undying loyalty to the original villager.
>>684380665
Practice juggling
>>684380665
Black hole destroy OP
>>684381048
Roll
>>684381036
Reroll.
>>684381059
Reroll
He wakes up and this entire thing was a dream. The entire thing starts over from turn 1.
>>684381188
check em
>>684381188
noice
winrar
>>684380665
Osiris jumps from the earth. Grabs the pope and satan then smashes them together while fading back into the earth leaving his "oblisk" above ground.
>>684381422
really bruh
>>684379366
Lets do this because last time i got dubs but op never delivered
roll
rolling for 666 and >>684381188
too goddamn slow
can OP make a new thread or something
>>684381188
The second citizen blinks. Huh, he most have zoned out for a bit.
Three people set out to create the longest lasting empire of all time. They have just arrived with nothing else besides the clothes on their backs and a small pile of food.
>Turn: 0
>Population: 3
>Food: 10 (-3)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
aaaaand we've gone full circle. I'm ending it here. Hope everyone had a good time.
>>684381992
gg OP
>>684381992
OP stays and finishes this game with us.
>>684382299
FUCK
>>684382299
Guess what this means you faggot!
Citizen 2 was pregnant with triplets that from the masters death magicly grew into adults and no one questioned it
>>684382500
00 dubs confirm bitches
>>684382500
winrar
>>684382500
Triplets are born. They seem... different in a way. Not like retarded, but... strong. Everyone shrugs it off.
>Turn: 1
>Population: 5
>Food: 10 (-5)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
>>684382869
Black hole ends the game and kills op from posting.
The master leads a hunting party, and cuts some wood later. He meets a crazy merchant named Ivan who will be willing to trade shit later.
>>684382995
Reroll
>>684382869
hunt and forage for supplies and food
>>684383051
roll
>>684383089
fuck
>>684382869
People being digging a well and discover an ancient tomb filled with jars of good honey.
The triplets and 2 of the citizens gangbang the 1st getting her pregnant with triplets and we suddenly have a army of kids with pope heads
>>684383244
honey is actually piss
>>684383244
winrar
>>684383245
Roll
