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I invited a money whore to my sleeping room for some general activities. I want her to enjoy snacks. What snacks should i put out for her. Should I put them in easy to reach places? Im nervous because i dont know what whores eat and there was s nothing about it in the brochure
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>>684359075
they usually like dry dog food and a dish of water on the floor
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Any food shaped like a penis.
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>>684359197
Do i get the kind with vegetables? Should I invite a dog over to make her feel more comfortable? I dont know any dogs though.
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Nothing that sticks in the teeth, like feeding a hoe who does oral oreos is a bad idea. Looks like cavities, tastes like dick and oreo. So, unenjoyable for either. Many dont have there own transportation, at least if there was a pimp there is that chance. So something takeout is nice. Maybe a grilled chicken combo something. Also a hoe will be wary of a drink that could be roofied so a sealed can soda would be nice. Chick may be watchin her figure so it may be turned down anyway.
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>>684359435
just whatever you can find is fine they arent that picky
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>>684359302
Ducks mostly, try a side of heroin
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>>684359075
they typically devour their weight in raw semen

source: i have a doctorate in slutology
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>>684360258
Minor?
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>>684360258
I can attest to this.

Source: my experience with OP's mom
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>>684359875
Oh I forgot about her pimp!!! Shit ill have to offer him pork. I was watching cops and a pimp was going on about turning out something so i think they like pork. I dont know
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>>684360333
interpretive dance
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>>684360487
>call cops on the pimp
>roofie whore
>free sex!
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>>684359075
>Money whores likes crackers but they eat them with their feet. Leave on floor.

>Money whores bite at first so throw hot dogs and onions at their face.

>Money whores cannot be distracted from oreos so throw them on floor and breed in back pussy
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>>684360333
Be legal next week.
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>>684360333
African american phrenology
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>>684360882
Final someone that makes sense. Im almost at the consumables store
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>>684361048
don't forget to keep some bees in the room. The buzzing of the bees will resonate with her skull and make her more docile
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>>684361048
As am I. Lesbian pig dog run away with beer and turnip.
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>>684361284
Oh my brother suggested that. Im way ahead of you
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>>684361382
I can't afford that
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Raw okrah
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