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STAR TREK THREADDDDDDD :D
Come watch TNG
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Right with ya OP
Spiderposter is a FAGGOT
>>684354344
is this like cytube?
>>684354486
No idea.
But I'm OP and I'm a faggot.
Back to the Future
>>684354541
>>684354420
I always wondered: why would the place the bridge in such a vulnerable spot...and not deep inside the ship?
>>684354639
>>684354536
>>684354635
If you post another spidey meme, a spider will bite your dick tonight
>>684354650
Great question. There is also a 'Battle Bridge'
pic unrel
>>684354442
I dreamed of being assimilated by her.
It's still a valid question, I've wondered that myself
>>684354344
about to netflix up some TNG and trek out alone in my cave of despair
>extra despair due to ongoing axanar lawsuit
i need a season of Voyager
I will leave this in your hands, OP.
Speaking of, did they like...not have bathrooms in the 23rd Century onward? I never heard any captain or other officer say,
>excuse me for a sec, I need to use the restroom
>Chakotay, you have the Bridge
Dan G is about to slap a spider
>>684354905
Not alone...Voyager over here tonight.
>>684355055
If you're going to post Neelix, at least post something good.
>>684355042
that would.....have been!....an awe...some episode
>>684354541
DAMNIT REG, ARE YOU USING THE HOLO DECK AGAIN?
Dan Gleeballs mind fry #2:
This is the REAL TV PROP
>>684354893
I'd guess that even if everything breaks, they can look out the window.
>>684355078
they had transporters aimed at ther sphincters at all times
>>684355015
How can anyone view the Federation positively? They're god damned SPACE COMMUNISTS! Total welfare, no need to work, no money... It'd be hellish and collapse within a year.
>>684355188
GODDESS OF EMPATHY FTW
This isn't the Enterprise, which one is it?
>>684355314
It's an erector set
Meanwhile.... over at Gandalf's apartment...
>>684355244
Dubs trump you're shitty magic the gathering card
I have a giant convention banner of patrick stewart that i had autographed. It's about 5 ft tall and 3.5 feet wide. The autograph is about 6inches tall and is absolutely beautiful. What do you think it's worth?
>>684355078
Riker says there's a bathroom near the bridge, I think.
Also a lot of characters say they're "going to waste extraction", which is Star Trek for space toilet.
>>684355273
One word as to why communism (really democratic socialism) works in the Trek-future:
>replicators
>>684355096
https://youtu.be/1W1_8IV8uhA
Everybody knows evil spock trumps spiderman. Everybody.
>>684355298
Personally, I always found Crusher more attractive.
>>684355475
>implying anyone would work any job anywhere if they had a replicator and holodeck
Why work when you can play 24/7?
>>684355533
>>684355244
My dubs are higher fuck you
Nice wallpaper
>>684355466
1 bar of gold pressed latinum
would not sell it though if I were you
>>684355466
I could not fit the whole thing in frame
>>684355624
Have you ever fucked with Dan Gleeballs, kid?
>>684355677
Oh i will never sell it. Im just wondering
>>684355533
evil spock trumps everybody
>except for jj abrams
>fuck
>>684354739
God I hate Wesley and now that I know what a SJW douche Will Wheaton is I hate him even more.
In my head canon the Traveler ditched him on some distant alien planet after a week or two when he realized what an insufferable little shit he was and he spent the rest of his life sucking alien schlong for space crack.
>>684355800
>>684355466
>>684355742
> WE ARE THE BONG
> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
> YOU WILL BE WASTED
>>684355793
Your post needs more lens flare.
>>684355857
>>684354224
Any of you glorious faggots got an opinion on the new series? Is it gonna be cancer?
>>684355466
send it over to me, I'll estimate how much it's worth
>>684356020
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EneCIPJsog
>>684355621
>play
What? There are no vidya games in that time. You *could* us a Holodeck, but you'd be using one that's owned by...everyone. So you'd run your own program, but end up standing in/walking around in someone else's cum from a previous program.
That's what you get for not graduating from the Academy and joining Starfleet.
>>684355314
Enterprise C..... Ambassador class....God I'm a nerd.
>>684356076
1700 files on standby
>>684356027
I posted a picture
>>684356151
This is the sound of a child being spanked
>>684355988
almost certainly cancer
maybe not jj level cancer, but enough cancer that gene roddenberrys ashes will develop another space tumor
>>684356232
>gene roddenberrys ashes will develop another space tumor
>>684356232
well as long as it's not a type IV tetrion radiation induced tumor
>>684356111
>never watched DS9
>>684356437
eat it, spidey
>>684356502
>>684356492
I said
EAT IT
>>684356232
Will it have no White characters, a bunch of trans officers and discuss micro aggressive racism?
I'm all for Star Trek talking about social issues in its sci fi setting, but not White girl problems.
>>684356538
Even Spock's DICK says EAT IT SPIDEY
>>684356603
>>684356603
Ah, those shitty uniforms.
Nothing like this classic shit.
>>684356681
>>684356452
only if you like in the states where the new trek will only be on CBS all access
>not implying everyone isnt going to just torrent/stream it anyway
>>684356723
I don't see any spiders from space
>>684356819
Not one
>>684356819
Then you should try playing Elite;Dangerous.
>>684356697
>>684356889
Not a single one
>>684356931
none
>>684356989
get on my level
>>684357027
>>684356989
You'll run out long before I do, I have 1700 files
>>684356601
we can only imagine what for of PC garbage will get pumped into it
>black lesbian captain?
>some sort of gender non-conforming fairy first officer?
>best not to think about lest rage containment fails
>>684357155
long before I do
next generation > everything else
>>684355209
If I had to come up with something. I would have to guess that they wouldn't put the civilians up as a meat shield just for the command officers?
>>684357251
Long, long before I do
>>684357322
>>684357254
space-bait deflectors on maximum
>>684354224
>no hot pics of troy
lame thread is lame
>>684357196
>captain
>it appears they are a gender fluid race
>receiving appropriate pronouns
>>684357426
>>684357426
>>684357496
Thank god a star trek post appeared
been watching voyager and it's great apart from all the shit bits
got to the episode where Janeway and Paris become lizards, fucking classic
started DS9 and it feels a bit weak, i assume it gets better. Does it?
Sisko feels all over the place
Why are all the Star Trek Captains such mad over-actors?
>>684357541
>>684357614
>>684357572
DS9 does get better but you have to let it. I mean Odo/Quark, Dukat.. others totally worth it.
>>684357663
>>684357749
>>684356960
Kek
>>684357796
>>684357838
>>684357876
SEVENTEEN HUNDRED
>>684357908
>>684357975
>>684358012
1700 files
>>684357739
I watched the Trekspertise video on Dukat and got a total hard-on for DS9, thats why i picked it up
No doubt most fuckers ITT have seen Trekspertise but if not, do watch
>>684358012
You know you're just killing the thread just as quick as spider fag right?
>>684358055
>>684357572
DS9 goes up and down but is generally the slowest paces of all the treks. i think its definitely worth watching at least once for anyone who likes trek because it gets to explore a few things in depth that the other series cant quite do
>>684358055
I'm gay for Starfleet Armadas. This may be a fetish.
>>684358098
>>684356121
That's the Zhukov you fag
>>684358204
>>684358178
DS9 is slow till season 3. The first two seasons can be tough to get through if you're not already a fan, but they setup the whole series and the tone for the future very well.
>>684358251
>>684358236
top kek
>>684358389
>>684358301
That's a god damn travesty
>>684358445
>>684358481
This, too.
Voyager was not kind to the cast.
>>684358422
>>684358667
>>684358301
of course. but it does slow back down again. it never gets as slow as the first season but as a whole is considerably slower than pretty much anything else. it makes perfect sense to go at the pace it does considering it mostly takes place in a static bit of space dealing with more specific issues and races than the other treks.
>>684358702
seventeen HUNDRED
>>684358787
Spiderman wins again
>>684358084
>>684358178
it's not the slowest, the amount of conflict that happens on the station is what separates it from tng (voyager not existing yet). but i haven't re-watched voyager as many times as i re-watched tng/ds9.
>>684356889
Anybody else notice the Millennium Falcon hiding in that poster?
>>684357838
What idiot put the auto destruct right next to the red alert button?
>>684358987
but it really is the slowest
not saying slow in a bad way. its paced differently because said conflicts are persistent and take more than one or two episodes to explore.
>>684359386
Well, you do have to give voice commands to complete the sequence.
>>684359573
oh yeah, not in a bad way. i just boil it down to comparing number of explosions and phaser fire.. and all out war :D
>>684356203
she went crazy
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/jennifer-lien-arrested-star-trek-voyager-1201594328/
>>684359886
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Noooo.
LOL
>>684356020
God damn that is one classy bridge. Love the wood grain.
>>684359886
She went nuts in the show too. Travelled back in time, crashed a shuttle into the ship, and tried to kidnap herself because the world was big and scary and she never should have left home. Apparently she was not acting for that episode.
>>684359877
it has a firm place in tek
TOS: were going that way for 5 years and see what the fuck is out there
>TNG: this is life in the federation
>VOY: were suddenly way the fuck over here. does the federation even apply? yes it fucking does (most of the time)
>DS9: this is the edge of the federation but not really part of the federation. how does the federation handle this shit without fucking everything up
Does anyone ever get annoyed at the over acting on Janeway and Sisko?
Janeways 'emotional' face pisses me of sometimes and Sisko is the ham-master
>>684360798
>Enterprise: totally forgotten
>>684361386
>>684361386
>implying that isnt classic trek
>insert kirk tantrum here
