You have 10 seconds to explain why you are alive
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you are alive
parents conceived me
Chance occurrence in the causality field.
Can't
Too much of a coward to commit suicide
>>684341639
don't have a gun
>>684341639
My father's sperm met my mother's egg which bean a chemical reaction that has yet to conclude
The rope broke have no more please send some
>>684341639
i really like csgo
Because of the dank memes
>>684342078
get out aspergersfag
>>684341887
same
The conditions were such in this part of the universe that life happened to be a lower energy state.
Yes I am very high right now.
>>684341639
I'm not. This is phone.
>>684341639
This never happened
because i don't have any suicidal thought
>>684343070
How can a phone sound drunk.
The gym my niggas
>>684341639
I will not die until I have seen and came to all straight/les porn in the world. Including hentai.
because in a couple of months the musical in which I sing will be touring through europe and I'll be making mad dosh and visiting amazing places
not to mention the women
Because i have full control over my life and it is going well :)
Because I'm not a fucking suicidal dumbass, that's why.
i am a demigod and you're all peasants
>>684341639
Life is everything that is, was or will be. It is the only thing that can exist, does exist, or will exist.
Everything is a factor of possibility.
If something is not possible, it will not exist. If it is possible it will exist.
You exist because it is possible, and for the same reason it is impossible for you not to. The simple reasoning above proves it.
The Life factor: Life can only live. Existence can only exist. Something that lives or exists is a factor of possibility therefore whatever lives or exists is infinite because it would be impossible for it not to be.
Everything or life can neither be created nor destroyed because it is impossible to make what exists cease to exist. Just as it is impossible to make what does not or cannot exist, exist.
Life is perfect, it is everything that is. Anything that is infinite has to be structurally perfect in every way.
You will always exist in one form or another.
"I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here; and I shall exist till the end of time, for my being has no end." -Khalil Girbran
You can know the reasoning above is true because it has to be but you will never be able to truly understand it from our mind's perspective.
The true nature of infinity and immortality are impossible to comprehend. We can know that infinity and immortality exist because they have to but that is as far as the mind can take us.
The mind of mankind can never understand the true nature of reality because the true nature of reality is infinite and is beyond the mind's comprehension and thus beyond the mind.
>>684344398
if you spend time on making a /b/ reply
killself
Too lazy to take the effort to kill myself.
>>684345032
fuck off
>>684345282
o shit whaddup
I live because of the people around me.
Because I don't have the right to kill myself same as I don't have the right to kill anyone else.
My life is not only my own, but also the people around me. No matter in how much pain I am, I don't have the right, nor am I so incredibly selfish to inflict that pain to the people around me.
"The hell I've created for myself is mine to bear. It's not fair to drag anyone else into it."
>>684341639
i breathe.
mostly drugs
>>684341639
Not brave enough to kill myself, also unwilling to put my parents through it, my mother is the kind of person to use tragedy as a motive for obvious self sabotage, she'd drag the entire family down with her.
>>684345502
Agree
>>684343269
How does that feel? I literally cannot imagine not having suicidal thoughts running on the background 24/7.
>>684341639
because i wanna see if trump wins and if isis takes over the eu
>>684341639
Because fuck everybody who told me I wouldn't live to see my 21st birthday. Here I am 16 years past their expectations, living a decent life, and knowing it KILLS them that they couldn't break me. Fuck them. Plain and simple.
>>684341639
Because food is good and oxygen is good and water
Don't even fucking get me started on that shit
>>684341639
I'm forty and so happy, kids almost grown, enough money for college. Smoke half an ounce a week but probably won't need that after freedom. Stick in there it gets better if you refuse to be a total loser, world is a beautiful place and life is too short even if you die of old age.
My heart is beating
>>684341639
Trading card games and anime/cartoon shows. Don't ask why!
>>684342585
Pleb
>check em six
>>684343455
Does this include CP?
Why wouldn't I be alive OP? OK I might not get as much sextet from my Mrs as I'd like but I'm happy, I have 3 kids and I earn a decent amount that I don't even spend my full pay every week
I'm not a little bitch.
>>684341639
memes
What's "alive"?
Implying you could be anything else
Self-awareness becomes self-deception at some point, your awareness can't be aware of your awareness
>>684341639
the only reason im alive is because i dont want to destroy my fiances heart by killing myself. plus he actually makes me happy when im with him.
>>684345903
Can't tell if being edgy, or borderline sociopath
Masturbating, playing vidya and I don't want to hurt my emotionally scar my family by a suicide
>>684341639
Because i decided to not do it, i decided that if i helped another human being. Just one, that i had purpose and life had meaning.
>>684341639
A chain of mistakes that worked really well over billions of years eventually caused a cell division process that lead to my conscious existance.
Tits, pussy, dicks, and ass.
>>684347612
Right on /b/ro. That pendulum either swings your way or mine. I told the world to fuck itself, and that I was sticking around to spite it and them. You? You're trying to be a decent dude, even if your altruism is a little transparent. Whatever keeps you kicking I guess.
>>684341639
suicide doesnt end the pain it just passes it on to someone else
i don't have any complaints
I'll die no matter what, sooner or later. Don't feel like I need to rush death, despite my life being kinda shitty lately.
>>684341639
Because my heart is pumping and Im able to breath in oxygen
Fucking faggot learn your biology
>>684349114
/b/: turning existential discussion into monstrous spelling and syntax errors since 2004.
If you're going to kill yourself....make sure to go out on a BANG! CHAOS, CHAOS, CHAOS is the word of the day /b/ros
>>684348555
>checked
also whats wrong OP? I'll listen
>>684341639
I'm probably going to end it soon. No worries
>>684341639
because of my friends, cs go and internet
WE
>>684341639
Shit seems like it is starting to go right for me , also I have to many responsibilities to take the cowards way out
>>684345792
Anon are you me?
coundn t get trough with it.
>>684350111
CHECKED
>>684350239
I think it's the same for anyone who's depressed.