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Why can't I get a boyfriend /b/?
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If you show your vag on the first date then I've got a hunch
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That teenage boy hairstyle
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>>684339888
Where do you live? I'd fuck you
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>>684339888
Where you from I'd totally date you
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>>684340682
Hey fuck off man I asked first
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Nice pussy
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HOLY SHIT is this the girl from the pollo video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEp0wjnBrOA
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>>684339888
because up until now you hadnt rolled trips
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>>684339888
idk
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Cause someone welded your pussy flaps together
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>>684340943
Are you faceblind? They don't even look similar
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>>684339888
You're young kid...gang in there you'll find someone

Try niggers
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>>684341167
/thread
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>>684341631
On behafs of us niggers imma hafta declins...try spics
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>>684339888
>Why can't I get a boyfriend /b/?

because you are what is known as a practice girl
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>>684342090
're quero NO NO NO Try the Asians puto
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>>684342723
ching chong thank you prese no
Try Canadian
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>>684342090
ORELAY!! No gracias. I tink maybe de chinos...
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>>684342723
No we NO want you try Muslims now
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>>684339888
Because you haven't checked your trips
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>>684343193
get the fuck out of here... you are for the jews.
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>>684343193
no thanks, pork is haram ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>684343193
We must decline. We do not eat pig.
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>>684343463
WHAT?! We had the holocaust.... we did our part. Go try some French dude...
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>>684340098
tbh vag on first date isnt an automatic no-go for me
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On behalf of saiyans everywhere, we will decline your services.

We prefer our tails on the back, not the front.
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>>684343713
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More nudes with timestamp and we'll help you
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>>684342090
there's still another way into the nigger option... what's your credit score?
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>>684339888

males turned to females are as good as trannies and gayfags
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>>684342723
if you really like mexicans, can you take a punch?
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>>684339888
That pussy is malformed as europoor toofs. You're from London? I see why no europoor porn now....
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>>684339888
you need to clean your filthy vag.
Good thing for you I offer free cleaning services.
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>>684344198
No you!
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your feminine penis is too small.
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>>684339888
>>684341167
i would fuck the shit out of them both
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There is a video of a girl as ugly as OP, anyone knows where i can find it?
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Salut, On behalf of the French, We must decline... Try ze British man instead.
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>>684339888
Wait.. I would bang. I dont know why you cant get a boyfriend maybe stopping being a slut on /b?
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>>684339888
ok plan:
1) post kik/snap/whatever
2) accept everyone whos trying to friend you
3) remove everyone in rounds, starting with the ones you find least your type and eventually narrow it down to 1.
4) declare boyfriend
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