Ukraine was awful, fuck the judges.
Perhaps when I was first brought online, I would be considered half organic. My brain is ultimately useless as I've downloaded data and basically eradicated my original "self" since then. At this point it's an obsolete piece of organic tech to me.
So who's birthday is it today?
I have a few questions based on the assumption that you are at least partially robotic, if not entirely.
How do you produce energy?
How do you excrete waste?
Would you be able to survive if a limb was severed from your body?
Would you be able to survive if your head was severed from your body?
Can your mind be reprogrammed? For example, if you disliked something could someone reprogram you to like it?
Do you make backups of your memories?
Are you water proof?
Do you breathe?
Do you have any hidden militarized parts?
What does the number on your chest mean?
Do you have the capacity to copulate in a similar fashion to humans?
Do you feel arousal towards things and/or concepts?
Can you bear children?
And lastly, why are you so cute?
Its my birthday and cardbro's
I drawn that eggs drawing
might draw some more stuff
stuff besides robots is fine
or even preferable, since robots are complicated
why are humans so gross, jeez
>] Ah, that would make sense.
>] My purpose is for genetic and civilizational research. I only have a secondary "consciousness" for the purpose of being relatable.
>] Maybe it even adds to the factor of intuition, too.
.>penny in a light socket
>] You don't know how long we've had table lamps without bulbs in them.
alright, ill draw you guys something tomorrow if you dont mind?
id recommend you put some LED-screen eyes or whatever instead of the pacman thing
I'm.. I'm actually on my way to bed.
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, but I'm not robotic at all.. The number on the plugsuit was just a number in the line of Eva units.
And my cuteness is the result of tedious studies on the subject.. I mean evolution.
>why are humans so gross,
Lowell doesn't seem to think so~
Nope, unfortunately not.
Nah, I'm gonna watch a movie with Melonpussy
lmao dont worry, are you cardbro or the guy that likes drawing me? either way just tell me who you are and what you want for tomorrow.
it was really gross
memes are all i know
>] Oh, yes.
>] I should add, protocol comes first. It's hard coded to the point not even I'm able to modify that sector of data.
>] Believe me, I've tried. And the twin quantum tunneling devices can't even predict a reality in which I do.
Yeah he's real hard on protocols, I could never figure out why
you can suck dick in bed
the distant ones always turn out to be freakishly good at it and into it when they finally get comfortable with you
Wait did anyone even understand what the fuck he just said?
Only if they had a prior knowledge of my existence.
I-it's just a brain. I am as robotic as my machine counterparts! Just... capable of making opinions.
P...perverts! Lechers! How foul, you want to see my... my bare root files?!
I always thought it was like EVE, where he projects the eyes with light inside the head
i mean canonically speaking his whole face is a screen so they can be whatever i want
i've mostly stuck with that design out of habit, and it's hard to convey things like which direction he's looking with these
can someone draw it for me ?
theyre the same thing in different art styles
the robot from treasure planet is another example, or even mei's robot thing from overwatch
hey cool guy id like to recycle these >>684334092 questions but for you
some of them might not be applicable... but still
Okay I'll knock it off. Anyways taking requests I guess.
>] That's your primary fault. I've seen it over and over again. The brain gets put before the programming, and things go to hell as fast as the very vibrations of the universe reach end to end.
>] it's a pitiful existence, and I'm glad I don't have to live through it.
well that was different. sorry if you don't like it.
I'm trying to make "The Draft" illegal worldwide.
But i'm too heated to have a clear head when debating.
Does anybody want a drawing?
I will do requests.
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
trying to breathe life into a character in a drawthread isnt cringey at all you retard
thats like the whole point
yw. glad you like it
any other requests?
fire is the devils only friend
its more of an hyper evolutionery type deal than the ability to change at will, kinda like a copycat ability, and i used to be able to strech my limbs and body but im gettin old, doing so could cause a split in my form.
it's a tree
basically it was an edit of this
Why don't you go fuck yourself.
Look around you, where even are you? What gives you the right to call something cringy when you yourself aren't producing shit or putting effort into a goddamn thing?
Fuck you, cunt. Go fucking kill yourself and get the fuck out of this thread if you can't fucking appreciate free art, free requests, and in general Fun.
I hate people like you.
you're properly firewalled right?
and the logs are all audited, i hope?
and the network architecture follows the principle of least privilege?
academia always neglects security
researchers never think their project will be compromised, until it is
to the guy in the last thread who wanted a Naga, here you go.
Still taking requests if anyone wants to make one.
Not doing lewds, but I have this. Does it fulfill you?
hah, look at this nerd, applying proper safeguards to his research. what, do you save your game often too?
Okay! Doing well, taking some requests b4 I go to sleep
A living legend indeed.
Doing a genderbend for the big occasion.
nigga square up
Happy birthday cardbro,
sorry for the shitty draw, i don't know what happened to my arms
I worship myself.
tomorrow i'm going to try to make something better for you
i poured it directly into my butthole
you have to use a flying vagoo to catch it tho, pretty difficult.
holy shit the joke flew over my head im so sorry. keked tho nice one. here you go
No probs at all! 2 am here, but its weekend and Im already on vacation so dont worry /// a little tired tho
Anybody want a draw?
I might go replay Half Life 1 (or) 2 if not.
shut up espec
same ol same ol. sup with you?
they can see ur sekrets
Yeah on picarto, tho idk if people would want to show up
You appear to be in a good mood
how about showin us dem fine ass tiddays?
>33 years is old
i don't know what to tell you
i mean i know i'm only 19 but
nothin much. experimenting with brushes
They're gone. Also no, there wasn't too much interest. It's like people are scared of sexually aggressive situations.
ur skeret is safe w/ me anon
shut up espec
you cant tell me what to do!!!!!
You're back, my man. Are you still taking requests? :3
I was honestly thinking the same thing.
No probs at all!
It surely counts fam
you expected epicness, but I got you coziness
Heyo there fam, ofc, drop one if you like!
this was way hotter to me than i was prepared for holy shit
nah, too complicated
N...now calm down pin... no need to be rash...
Whats a good name for a Dapper Skeleton wizard?
heres what you need,cuz you thirsty as all ghetto right now.
is she from an anime, or is it an edit? (all i found wiht google is "The Black Cosplayer's Heaven" n stuff)
>ur skeret is safe w/ me anon
Yuss~ Slingshot vagoo!!
...are we long lost brothers 'r sumthin?
tastes p bad
I can try
Could you make a mix of Zone-Tan and your character?
>Ukraine was awful, fuck the judges.
did the Xoxly win?
>A song about Shitars.
I want you to know, you're my absolute favorite shitposter.
quiet your words anon, you know little of whom you speak to