Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
So, my mom was going to leave the house. And she tells me to come outside. And low and fucking behold, there's a chicken outside my front door. I live in an urban area. Just thought I'd tell that to you guys, how there was a fucking chicken outside my door. I'm so confused, my mind needs to take a break.
Still not enough rurus~~~~~~~~~~
Make it go inside and then take it, it was in your property, now you have free chicken.
A few of my neighbors had roosters/chicken farms.
I feel your struggle, friendo.
I could make a fast thread joke correlating with your legs, but I'll slow down a bit.
Have you ever looked into the night sky and wondered what could be out there?...
Sorry kek, I'm running low on brain cells today
All good, I've been having typos all day.
Oh there's 2 again, not that I'm posting much now anyways, but I'll claim here aswell.
falling asleep to these posts
I hope people don't get banned like last time
Una maravilla, ¿cierto?
I haven't, light pollution doesn't let me see a fucking star
Great ESC we had
Wasn't really intentional. Last time they just told us to calm down with that shit.
This was just a pleasant accident.
Hey, Germany was much worse than both of us.
Oh well, hopefully no one gets fucked by mads.
Did they really? Huh, I had no idea.
At least they're okay with one thread. That's nice of them.
If I lived in a rural area, I'd buy a telescope or something. There's a whole bunch of stuff out there.
The best part was when Germany gave 12 points to Israel. I lost it.
And now that Russia lost against Ukraine, they are getting invaded for rea.
2 breads running?
guess ill claim in here as well then
goodnight a cute
Love this song
Had good vocals and plus it's South Park. Can't really go wrong.
Well, I'm going to bed early today, gotta wake up in a few hours.
Have a great night!
And as usual, remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>not having your tea straight
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
>megumins a absolute cutie and excellent space conqueror
Please never come to England. Ever.
You're welcome in England.
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGHT
Poor you. I wish the best for ya
That's fine man
NEO YOU FUCKING MORON.
SHE DRINKS EARL GREY
IT'S A CITRUS TEA
IT WILL CURDLE THE MILK
LEARN YOUR FUCKING TEA
smug is against me too. ok fine im finished are we cool now can someone just help me understand what i did i am jealous i even did a bleed story im just reacting how i react in these situations and it always ends with me apologizing but sorry i guess
As long as youre not mixing milk with earl gray or green teas im fine.
>Kagami is a cutie and definitely didn't die
I'll take the hug~
I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
THROUGH ME TO YOU
Does it make me not-cool if I only remember my waifus name and refer to other anime characters with "that redhead from Gurren Laggan" or "that pink haired string girl from Guilty Crown" ?
But that what he is doing, or says she should do.
Wait, I think one of us is confused.
Ah, sounds like an easy day. Is the tank shared between units or something? Hang in there, tomorrow is only 86400 seconds away.
True that, should probably buy a few. Closed on a Saturday? Really?
My brother from another mother.
>Best idol claimed
Well thank you for not getting angry. The hospitality of these threads are what get me to come back.
WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT MENTION THE TEA THAT SHE IS FUCKING DRINKING YOU TRIGGERED ME YOU FUCKING BUNION
GET OFF OF MY BOARD NORMIE
I mean, I don't really ever want to go to England so yeah that's fine.
It's because you came into the thread acting like a beta cuck getting mad about other people having significant others. Like that angry whiny kid in class who always complains about jocks and rich people.
IT'S LATER ON DOWN THE FUCKING STORY YOU MONGLOID
That he should.
He hope he just forgot the Apostrophe
Grab it by the head, pick it up and spin, remove head, cook, enjoy
just swirling through a swirling vortex of torment and fear for a millenia
>just kidding megumin <3
FRET NOT, YOUNG BOYO
He meant "waifu's" I believe.
>That pink haired girl from guilty crown
You mean the inferior singer?
now get the fuck back in the ts you fucking cuck
Didn't inted it as I have many waifus. I guess I failed english, 'waifu' sounded weird in that sentence. Sorry. Yuno is my one and only, forever.
I FUCKING RAGE QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE FUCKING GET OFF OF MY TEA
GET OFF OF MY FUCKING TEA GET OFF
Neo you shit, Listen to us, we've played the game.
You don't mix milk with Earl Grey.
It was rather easy. No, it's not shared. My unit is being sent on a month long training mission in the desert starting June 5th. I won't be on here for a month... :/
It's earl fucking gray tea you spastic. You don't put dairy in earl gray. It will curdle. Why do I have to be the one to tell you this I don't drink tea
alright ive said sorry can we stop the offences Christ i mean im not happy someone has what i need if i put a sandwich in your face while you where starving would you like that?
Two great things in one post. Yuno and Kavinsky - Nightcall.
You got great taste stranger
GET OFF OF MY FUCKING TEA
IT WAS FUCKING MENTIONED WHAT TYPE OF TEA SHE WAS DRINKING
YOU FUCKING LIARS
wow, thread sure goes fast
Still, only relevant waifu claimed
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
MILK IS NOT FOR EVERY TEA
AND EARL GRAY IS DEFIANTLY NOT A TEA THAT GOES WITH MILK
She likes French Vanilla Earl Grey, which is weird ass shit.
You don't mix milk with it you Double Nigger.
Thread goes fast when everyone is shitting on Neo for being retarded with tea.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN SHIT TIER TEA
someone not prinz offering free hugs? what is this
don't worry megumin!!! your love makes up for those million years of ripping agony!!!
Fucking Eruofags. It's a god damn beverage, get your nickers out of a twist.
Next time mix in Bleach.
Shut the fuck up you Nigger faggot. You're literally the least likeable person in the world.
Pic fucking related.
I was engaged to the love of my life and my only soulmate if you believe in that kind of thing.
Her life was swiftly ended when someone ran a red light and hit her. And even then, I don't complain about people having signifigant others. If you want a partner, go out and get one. Don't lament about the fact on /waifu/.
Lilly act 2, stage 1 is titled "Earl gray". and she gets into detail about it. You have to play more than 32 seconds of it.
THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT HERE.
Wow calm down. It's just tea.
FUCKASS BITCHNIGGER I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM THE MOST LIKEABLE SON OF A BITCH THERE IS
I BET YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ASS EATEN OUT BY A KAWAII LOLI YOU FUCKING PEDO FAGGOT WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER BREATHING
As someone with ugly smile I wish it would be normal in my country to wear those doctor face masks. FeelsBadMan
Not sure what you're referring to
Apparently I missed something
Some kind of tea-related heresy
Do you just string words together with some hope that they make a sentence?
I like Mai Better than you.
least you have experienced it and like ive said to many before you dont walk outside and get a girlfriend...
>I won't be on here for a month
>for a month
That's gonna be a hard month for you and me. I'll miss you.
Neo is playing KS, apparanty got upset that Lily was not having milk with their Earl Gray tea.
Who the hell's Mai
w-was that a thing to say??? im sorry!!!
what i meant to say was, im glad i didn't die forever <3!!!!
You literally asked for an explanation as to why we were getting on your case about it, I gave one. If you want an s/o so bad, here's an idea, go out and get one. Don't bitch about other peoples happiness on a 4chan board, it makes you look like a faggot.
I'm so bad at keeping up with topics in these threads, but I noticed the tea talk. Peasants, coffee master race!
>least you have experienced it
You're treading on still open wounds. I would MUCH rather have lived the rest of my life alone than experience what it's like to have your fiance killed.
Hot chocolate is better
IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUOTE SPRINGFIELD AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
for fuck sake you don't walk out side and get one now stop being a offensive cunt for no reason
YOU FUCKED UP NIGGER.
Ahhh! A bully appears!
I know friend. Promise me you will be here when I get back </3