Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Post pictures of Waifu/Husbando
>Keep RP, lewdness and suggestive shit to an absolute minimum
>Discuss things and have fun
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Only relevant waifu claimed
Ya beat hand-kun to it Karen, impressive
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Dio posted here, I must acknowledge it as official thread
>megumins a cutie, and a great leader
claim hope that gf guy is gone so i can talk to sensible people so how is everyone except him?
I'm riding the line between slightly drunk and really drunk
Pretty good I'd say but I'll change that opinion when the vertigo sets in
I don't farm in osu at any point I just play.
Don't know which mapping style I like exactly, I usually play it and if I like it I play it again someday.
>Also I'm a no-mod player.
It's pretty fun when you start getting better and can play most of the ranked maps.
I don't play for rank I just play for playing. Playing mostly unrankeds at the moment. And I'm not that good, I just have a bit of consistency sometimes.
u-uh....i know formation stuff, but i can give you moral support too!!!!
>sorry to crush your hopes
Lmao. They wouldn't be called selfies you know. If there's something I'm including, that's 50/50 of me and it. Unless it my doges. They're 80%% in pic and
20% my face
We had that a few times and it lasted a few threads. it was cancerous
Yes ma'am lol. Practice got you? I get understand but your "princess" on the other hand might over worry. It's good that you get some good rest dude
Going in to lurk mode.
If anyone needs me, the answer is kys and you don't need me.
Moral support from you is more than enough
>teleports behind you
tch.. nothin personnelll.... hand...
good night infidel <3
Good night guys, I love you all. Especially the bundle of joy and love: Syndra.
Same with LLSIF get to collect cards of qts
Don't need you here, but I do want you here.
>I don't care about your personal life
>Stay here and waste it.
It's all good, adorable.
ill give plenty of it then!!! <3
>give those aliens hell megumin!!! do it for making fast food unhealthy kek
>Fuck this wifi. Time 4 mobile...
>Never thought I would say that...
Lmao dude just stop.
Aww, it's sad to see you go! I'll miss you!
I don't really farm, but rather, play things that are somewhat hard and FC within a couple of tries. I'm mostly a DT / HR player, but I play TONS of unranked maps nomod
Also, quick question
>Would anybody be interested in me streaming osu on twitch? I want to play but I don't want to leave you guys, so I could just stream myself playing and talk to anyone interested there.
What's even the definition of lewd. I had someone call pic related lewd yesterday but I can't see any way that it is?
So Ukraine beats Russia in Eurovision even though Russia gets more popular votes
And people think this is real?
Take a wild guess on which of the two are here
ill stop when you apologize or leave
Thank you~! <3
>I'll give thos dirty aliens hell!
Lucky you, one of your shipmates is here~
Hello! How are you?
ha i knew it was not me
Hi Shinoa. Um, I'm not sure, I haven't seen much in the last few threads. Was trying to get a signal...
It's anything sexy and on to the point that it becomes porn
Here come that boi!!!!
Syndra is salty not edgey
How you doing?
"Princess"? Oh my~
Hi Megumin. Who is here? I don't see them!?!?
do it!!! aliens are disgusting kek
how many colonies have you taken over so far???
"literally dont matter" yet says edgey and get along with others um.....
So, my mom was going to leave the house. And she tells me to come outside. And low and fucking behold, there's a chicken outside my front door. I live in an urban area. The nearest farm must be about 10 miles away. Just thought I'd tell that to you guys, how there was a fucking chicken outside my door. I'm so confused, my mind needs to take a break.
smashed my thumb on a plate. So i smashed the plate. I hate things that inconvenience me.
take it and keep it as a pet
>then eat it!!!!
I just think that it's hard sometimes to know where people draw that line. To me, that pic I posted wasn't lewd in any way, and yet an anon could say it is and I'm not supposed to post it? I know I'm splitting hairs here, but I just don't get that rule. Shouldn't it just be no porn?
He probably last last thread or will claim late.. Maki was there
Why thank me and who are you?
I'm not lucky.. I only found i system that is habitable and one of my neighbors (alien) is growing more powerful D:
Cook the poor bastard~
I think you're being b8ed there, friend.
I know how you feel. The last time my phone frustrated me I destroyed my headphones. Oops.
I'm back! What'd I miss?
>who wants another hug?
Only one anon can call me that....
Maki!!!!! Where are you friend?
>non-lewd and totally acceptable to post hug
you've got to kill them before he gets too much power!!!!
or you can be friends, then enslave him!!!!
Welcome back, how are you doing?
It wasn't me, you dumbo. I'd have posted as Ikaros. I have nothing to hide.
Nah, he's been like this since I got here and started to interact with others. He pretty much attacked me through 2 whole threads
Nah it wasn't practice. Conference took all my energy. Thanks m8, so how are you?
It's a sign, you must raise it now.
Right here Milinda.
>indeed not here rattles
never enough hugs
I want a hug..
They're too powerful for me to either kill them or enslave them D:
I'll make them my allies. I'll be his bank and he'll be my army~
Oh. Never saw ten being salty
Hey friend. Give that plate a good lesson?
They'll post it anyway. Troll or not. I only post lewds for one anon only
Oh shit renge!
Doing really good since you two are here now~
smart move!!! maybe if you get powerful enough one day, you can enslave him!!!!
>you should've just said kek
i dint say it was you. that aside why are you here if you have a gf anyway dont you have better things to do?
DEATH IN THE AIR
STUCK IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO MEEE
Well I'm going to shower. But I'll be back regardless. Should be 25 minutes max at most.
The vertigo has set in
HERE WE GO
Anyone know any cures for vertigo
How are you friend?
Thanks for pointing that out for me Shinoa.
>Don't call me that though. Only Maki can do that
Thanks Bucky! I'm doing good, just waiting for my damn airsoft gun to charge
>went out to practice shooting for summer matches
>five shots and battery died
>quickly unstraps you from the chair to safety
No you're not dying yet!
WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY
I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU
Time heals all
You've made you're mistakes?
>ok for real back to lurking.
Only time will tell~
Sweet, two hugs!
I'd watch! I would love to see ya play
Make that three~
Hold each position 3 minutes
You're always so energetic, Prinz
Gonna go eat and take a little break. Don't have too much fun without me!
yes!! don't let them take control over you!!!
>gee megumin your mom let you have two hugs???
stop me and, milinda, that why I quote it, "mili"~
Hey there huggles!
why areyou being such a cunt what did i do you should be nicer to someone with less then you ass
Tried that, didn't work
Time is too slow mang the room is spinning right now
What? elaborate on this please
>which ever Ikaros will be decided this way
>the first to hug me on Telegram is the real one!
Yeah, I tend to be a little energetic. I don't like being all dull!
Glad to help.
None, besides sleep.
It's always good to see you Milinda! Pretty good today, nothing going on now. How about you?
Oh look at that. Triple dubs. 3 anon pairs
>hug then, I'm the real one ._.
Alright, opening stream then, just for ya, give me a sec
Never getting hug
Icaros seems pretty good at osu so I might join too
Aww thank you~
>extra explosive hug
I won't let them~!
>... Don't tell my mom!
oh you think im trolling whatever i give up btw kys
so whats with all the assholes on the thread today anyway
>Nice trip dubs
Also the quotes don't make a difference to me.... you can't call me that! Only Mirai can call me that one
Not too much, got some work done today so I'm pleased about that. What about you Maki?
>steadily approaching 50 love gems on LLSI
Did you cut your eyes from looking at my post?
whyyyy??? megadeth is a cool guy!!
and what if i do tell??? you can't stop me!!!!
>high impact sexual violence
Woah woah woah WOAAAAAAH there's no need for calling someone that. First off, why are you mad at Ikaros
Really? Prove it >>684335647
I.. Im so sorry I didn't mean to ignore you!
Yeah he's really good :o
I can only do that with Relax
>more explosive hugs
Aww, thanks Regne!
I'm taking you somewhere that isnt here.
I have failed
>rattles to death
Shiiiizuru! I like your trip, it's very clean. How's you?
If you can survive it with relax, you can see if you would have survived it at the performance graph at the end, then you're still pretty good for your rank too.
>Hugs tightly back
What's the count at?
Oooooh? Where would that be qt?
Just don't tell...
>Kagami know what's up
So many hugs in one day, I can't take it D:
You and your seemingly sanguine personality and hugs will never get tiring. You know that?
Yay and conference sounds boring as hell
About to go to aunt's place who lives about an hour away. So I'm prepping some stuff atm. You, speedster?
I got you
In denial I see
Then I'll call you princess mili~~
whaaaat?? did i say somethin??
okay....but only 'cause you're you <3
>tfw no sexual explosion pics
i just hate anyone with a gf reason being i never had much female affection my mom hates touch and my dad has huge anger issues so she had to deal with him most the time just want female to love me ill stop now though as its not good for me to be this angry.
Not too much, I messed with my tank for a few hours. Now we are just chilling. Really tired now...
Thank you, but only Mirai can call me Mili...
Eh not a lot,lazed around with the bf for most of the day, watching youtube stuff atm. Have fun visiting your aunt!
>hate anyone with a gf reason being I never had much female affection
Yeah, like I can aim but I can't tap for shit,
Heh, want me to lay off you for a bit?
Aawww! Thanks Shinoa-bro!
>I wish I had a nickname for you
>tight love hugs
What the hell!? Then you have no reason to yell at Ikaros for that. Go find yourself a girlfriend, go to a bar! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Iii don't know you got a telegram?
Yeah this one is pretty nice. Don't be too shocked if i change it again though lol
I'm good. Postponing leaving for a little.
How about you?
Nah not a big deal.
Don't have my text pad handy. Something like 160 though.
Maybe i will.
He posted after I did.
stream is /lice_girl
My waifu is, and always will be, the one and only Papa Tyreese from my favourite manga: The Walking Dead
>postponing leaving for a little
Where ya going? And I'm not really up to a whole lot, just kinda sitting around on youtube, might play Doom here in a bit.
Woah, okay! I sent a hug to ya
I gotta go now, cya all later!
>tfw I got another pic after this one
I don't mind the hugs~
>Shinoa-bro can be called the shipmaster
Sounds great man. Doing fine, little peeved my barber wasn't in but it's all good.
>50 love gems
After you run your event it is, but it's fun cheering on your team.
Why would I :^)
Sounds fun, do anything cool? How long will you be out?
>so first there's explosions, then erotic acts???
sounds like necrophlia to me kek
Nice. Doom looks pretty fun.
I'm going to hang out with some buddies who are in town for the weekend.
See you later.
Oh well waddaya know, I actually just tried these and I still feel like shit
Less vertigo though, I'll just rinse and repeat
haha WHAAAAAT omg people are fucking crazy are you kidding me why am i the bad guy
They'll be so many little kids running around screaming at me ;_; thanks I will
I'm fine with smug/smug or shinoa. Really hard to find me a nickname
Ok I'm sorry princess mili
i thought you were goin somewhere
It's sooooo fun, extremely fast paced arcade shooter just with modern graphics. Basically a hyper-HD remake of the first one lol Also dang, I'm jealous. It's still gonna be a couple weeks till I get to see some of my old friends.
o-oh!!! those sound....fun!!! fun explosions are best!!
Wh-What?!?! T-That's not okay! I'm in a ship with someone else so I must respectfully decline...
Just drove around a bit. Loaded the tank onto a railcar. It's getting shipped to California for a training exercise next month. I'm gonna be gone till tomorrow night.
NO. PLS STOPPPPP
thought this was a cool place was starting to make me feel better, o well can get some kicks from arguing i guess
There's so much rp going on and I'm just here spinning
Hello anon-kuns. I honestly don't care if someone already posted Yuno (didn't check), you know more than 1 waifu will destroy your laifu.
I only F2P mobile games but that's the only efficient way of getting anything above R so I just hoard those little shits like gold. And that's the worst feeling. My barbershop just straight up closed.
Not trying to draw you in particular, there's just not enough decent canvas.
These things happen. Don't worry about it Lol
Yeah time got pushed back a little. Common among my friends :|
Maybe i'll seduce your shipmate. What then?
Nice nice. Yeah i was watching someone play it a bit ago. Looked good. Was worried when they weren't giving out review copies but it seems ok.