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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Post pictures of Waifu/Husbando
>Keep RP, lewdness and suggestive shit to an absolute minimum
>Discuss things and have fun
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Dio-sama...
Only relevant waifu claimed
>>684330540
Ya beat hand-kun to it Karen, impressive
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
10/10 bait
Whoops.
>>684330661
Dio posted here, I must acknowledge it as official thread
sachi claim
>>684330540
kagami claimed!!!
>megumins a cutie, and a great leader
1 post apart
claim hope that gf guy is gone so i can talk to sensible people so how is everyone except him?
Kud is lurking
>>684330495
I had my hopes up ;-;
>Kagami is a cutie
>>684330961
I'm riding the line between slightly drunk and really drunk
Pretty good I'd say but I'll change that opinion when the vertigo sets in
>>684330154
I don't farm in osu at any point I just play.
Don't know which mapping style I like exactly, I usually play it and if I like it I play it again someday.
>Also I'm a no-mod player.
>>684329757
It's pretty fun when you start getting better and can play most of the ranked maps.
>>684329774
I don't play for rank I just play for playing. Playing mostly unrankeds at the moment. And I'm not that good, I just have a bit of consistency sometimes.
>Fubuki claimed
>>684331033
u-uh....i know formation stuff, but i can give you moral support too!!!!
>sorry to crush your hopes
>>684329774
Lmao. They wouldn't be called selfies you know. If there's something I'm including, that's 50/50 of me and it. Unless it my doges. They're 80%% in pic and
20% my face
>>684329959
We had that a few times and it lasted a few threads. it was cancerous
>>684330355
Night tats
>>684330552
Yes ma'am lol. Practice got you? I get understand but your "princess" on the other hand might over worry. It's good that you get some good rest dude
Quick claim
Going in to lurk mode.
If anyone needs me, the answer is kys and you don't need me.
>>684331286
Moral support from you is more than enough
<3
>>684330761
>teleports behind you
>creates thread
tch.. nothin personnelll.... hand...
>>684331193
good night infidel <3
Good night guys, I love you all. Especially the bundle of joy and love: Syndra.
Claiming before my anime binge, desu.
>>684331201
Same with LLSIF get to collect cards of qts
>>684331309
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>>684331408
Don't need you here, but I do want you here.
>I don't care about your personal life
>Stay here and waste it.
>>684331458
It's all good, adorable.
>>684331454
ill give plenty of it then!!! <3
>give those aliens hell megumin!!! do it for making fast food unhealthy kek
Milinda claim.
>Fuck this wifi. Time 4 mobile...
>Never thought I would say that...
>>684330961
Lmao dude just stop.
>>684330458
Aww, it's sad to see you go! I'll miss you!
>>684331201
I don't really farm, but rather, play things that are somewhat hard and FC within a couple of tries. I'm mostly a DT / HR player, but I play TONS of unranked maps nomod
>pic related
Also, quick question
>Would anybody be interested in me streaming osu on twitch? I want to play but I don't want to leave you guys, so I could just stream myself playing and talk to anyone interested there.
>>684331463
Baningu rabu
>>684331296
What's even the definition of lewd. I had someone call pic related lewd yesterday but I can't see any way that it is?
>>684331193
So Ukraine beats Russia in Eurovision even though Russia gets more popular votes
And people think this is real?
>>684331458
Bye Karen
>>684330540
>>684331535
Oh shit waddup!
>51:14
>51:41
Neat.
>>684331762
Take a wild guess on which of the two are here
>>684331796
ill stop when you apologize or leave
Alright. The answers have been counted and the edgiest anon here is aperantly Syndra
May be burn in hell
>>684331761
Thank you~! <3
>I'll give thos dirty aliens hell!
>>684331762
Lucky you, one of your shipmates is here~
>>684331918
Hello! How are you?
>>684331855
Baaaaningu rabu!
>>684332112
ha i knew it was not me
>>684332016
Hi Shinoa. Um, I'm not sure, I haven't seen much in the last few threads. Was trying to get a signal...
>>684332371
Og or that other fag?
riven
>>684332385
You've been here for less then two days. You literally don't matter. Stop being an edgy kid and learn to get along with others.
>>684331907
It's anything sexy and on to the point that it becomes porn
>>684331922
Here come that boi!!!!
>>684332112
Syndra is salty not edgey
>>684332371
How you doing?
>>684332457
"Princess"? Oh my~
Lurking
Ako claim
>>684332195
Hi Megumin. Who is here? I don't see them!?!?
>>684332195
F-Fine, Thank you.
>>684330825
>Not here rattles
>>684330965
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>>684332195
do it!!! aliens are disgusting kek
how many colonies have you taken over so far???
>>684332676
Tenryuu is salty, syndra is edgy
>>684332662
"literally dont matter" yet says edgey and get along with others um.....
So, my mom was going to leave the house. And she tells me to come outside. And low and fucking behold, there's a chicken outside my front door. I live in an urban area. The nearest farm must be about 10 miles away. Just thought I'd tell that to you guys, how there was a fucking chicken outside my door. I'm so confused, my mind needs to take a break.
Curie claimed
smashed my thumb on a plate. So i smashed the plate. I hate things that inconvenience me.
>>684332676
Hello.
>>684333043
take it and keep it as a pet
>then eat it!!!!
>>684332841
>Ayy lmao
>>684332676
Bois in da hood!
>back to lurking
>>684332676
I just think that it's hard sometimes to know where people draw that line. To me, that pic I posted wasn't lewd in any way, and yet an anon could say it is and I'm not supposed to post it? I know I'm splitting hairs here, but I just don't get that rule. Shouldn't it just be no porn?
>kud
>>684333157
Aren't you s dirty synth?
>>684332718
He probably last last thread or will claim late.. Maki was there
>>684332749
>>684332749
Why thank me and who are you?
>>684332841
I'm not lucky.. I only found i system that is habitable and one of my neighbors (alien) is growing more powerful D:
>>684333043
Cook the poor bastard~
>>684332988
I think you're being b8ed there, friend.
>>684333157
I know how you feel. The last time my phone frustrated me I destroyed my headphones. Oops.
>softly lurking
I'm back! What'd I miss?
>who wants another hug?
>>684332676
Only one anon can call me that....
Maki!!!!! Where are you friend?
>>684333561
Prinz!
>non-lewd and totally acceptable to post hug
>>684333468
you've got to kill them before he gets too much power!!!!
or you can be friends, then enslave him!!!!
>>684333561
Welcome back, how are you doing?
>hugs
>>684332662
Ohhh rip
>>684332988
It wasn't me, you dumbo. I'd have posted as Ikaros. I have nothing to hide.
>>684333512
Nah, he's been like this since I got here and started to interact with others. He pretty much attacked me through 2 whole threads
>>684331296
Nah it wasn't practice. Conference took all my energy. Thanks m8, so how are you?
>>684333043
It's a sign, you must raise it now.
>>684333640
Right here Milinda.
>>684332813
>indeed not here rattles
>>684333561
never enough hugs
>happy hugs
>>684333561
I want a hug..
>>684333738
They're too powerful for me to either kill them or enslave them D:
I'll make them my allies. I'll be his bank and he'll be my army~
>>684332915
Oh. Never saw ten being salty
>>684333157
Hey friend. Give that plate a good lesson?
>>684333321
Oh ok
>>684333378
They'll post it anyway. Troll or not. I only post lewds for one anon only
>>684333512
Oh shit renge!
>>684333561
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>>684333640
Hehe
>>684334236
Doing really good since you two are here now~
>>684334297
smart move!!! maybe if you get powerful enough one day, you can enslave him!!!!
>you should've just said kek
>tight hugs
>>684333901
i dint say it was you. that aside why are you here if you have a gf anyway dont you have better things to do?
DEATH IN THE AIR
STUCK IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO MEEE
>>684334424
Well I'm going to shower. But I'll be back regardless. Should be 25 minutes max at most.
The vertigo has set in
HERE WE GO
Anyone know any cures for vertigo
>>684334236
Maki! <3
How are you friend?
>>684334424
Thanks for pointing that out for me Shinoa.
>Don't call me that though. Only Maki can do that
>>684334751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
>kagami
>>684331796
Ikaros is mine 0_0
>>684334866
Kys
>>684333735
Kud!
>happy hugs
>>684333743
Thanks Bucky! I'm doing good, just waiting for my damn airsoft gun to charge
>went out to practice shooting for summer matches
>five shots and battery died
>>684334270
Sachiiiiiii~
>more hugs
>>684334297
Of course~
>explosive hugs
>>684334424
Shinoa-bro!
>tight hugs
>>684334751
>quickly unstraps you from the chair to safety
No you're not dying yet!
>>684334781
Okay! Cya
>>684334751
WHO MADE YOU GOD TO SAY
I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE FROM YOU
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684334979
No, sorry, claimed her first.
>>684334737
No
>>684335030
Hey!
>hugs!
>>684334866
Time heals all
>>684334751
You've made you're mistakes?
>ok for real back to lurking.
>>684334616
Only time will tell~
>>684335030
>>684334616
Sweet, two hugs!
>>684335137
Forgot pic lol
>>684331796
I'd watch! I would love to see ya play
>>684335137
Hi!
>hugs
>>684335161
Make that three~
>extra hug
>>684334866
Hold each position 3 minutes
>>684335030
You're always so energetic, Prinz
>>684335122
Allo Aizawa
Gonna go eat and take a little break. Don't have too much fun without me!
Kaiki is the best waifu.
>>684335161
yes!! don't let them take control over you!!!
>gee megumin your mom let you have two hugs???
>>684334297
>>684334616
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>>684334236
>>684334928
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>>684334270
>>684332813
>
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stop me and, milinda, that why I quote it, "mili"~
>>684335030
Hey there huggles!
>>684335122
Hey barry
>>684335205
why areyou being such a cunt what did i do you should be nicer to someone with less then you ass
>>684334866
Forgot pic
Hold each position 3 minutes
>>684334998
Tried that, didn't work
>>684335157
Time is too slow mang the room is spinning right now
>>684335402
What? elaborate on this please
>>684335444
>checked
>which ever Ikaros will be decided this way
>the first to hug me on Telegram is the real one!
>@Prinzie
>>684335402
Yeah, I tend to be a little energetic. I don't like being all dull!
>>684335522
Shinoa-bro!
>tight hugs
>>684334424
Glad to help.
>>684334866
None, besides sleep.
>>684334928
It's always good to see you Milinda! Pretty good today, nothing going on now. How about you?
>>684335522
Oh look at that. Triple dubs. 3 anon pairs
>>684335402
Yo
>>684335522
Hey Shinoa! Sup?
>>684335064
<3
I also do not know the lyrics properly kms
>>684334930
Kagami shhh
>>684335030
Prinzy <3
>Tsuyu
>>684335647
>hug then, I'm the real one ._.
Alright, opening stream then, just for ya, give me a sec
>>684335541
No
>>684335030
Never getting hug
>cries
>>684331796
>>684335291
Icaros seems pretty good at osu so I might join too
>hugs? qwq
>>684335291
Aww thank you~
>extra explosive hug
>>684335444
I won't let them~!
>... Don't tell my mom!
>Check'd
>>684335522
>>684335705
>
Kys fgts.
>>684335647
Literally just dropping in for a hug because Prinz is so cute I can't stand it
>renge
>>684335810
oh you think im trolling whatever i give up btw kys
>>684335522
>
so whats with all the assholes on the thread today anyway
>>684335949
>>684335983
edgy :^)
>>684335965
Yo Renge, what's poppin?
>>684335522
Checked and keked.
>Maki
>>684336133
Let me suck on your asshole
>>684335522
>Nice trip dubs
Dammit Shinoa.
Also the quotes don't make a difference to me.... you can't call me that! Only Mirai can call me that one
Claim
>>684336184
Not too much, got some work done today so I'm pleased about that. What about you Maki?
>steadily approaching 50 love gems on LLSI
>>684336157
Did you cut your eyes from looking at my post?
>>684335803
whyyyy??? megadeth is a cool guy!!
>>684335939
and what if i do tell??? you can't stop me!!!!
>high impact sexual violence
>>684335541
Woah woah woah WOAAAAAAH there's no need for calling someone that. First off, why are you mad at Ikaros
>>684335803
Froggo <3
>>684335810
Really? Prove it >>684335647
>>684335917
I.. Im so sorry I didn't mean to ignore you!
>tightest hugs
>>684335917
>>684335917
Yeah he's really good :o
I can only do that with Relax
>>684335939
You're welcome!
>more explosive hugs
>>684335965
Aww, thanks Regne!
>special hugs
>>684336215
Mili you are so adorable.
I just had to stop and tell you.
>>684334270
>Rattle rattle
>>684333561
>Hugs
>>684335122
Hi Barry.
>>684335522
>
>>684335803
That's ok.
>>684336344
Kagami pls
>>684336355
I'm taking you somewhere that isnt here.
>>684336402
It's not
I have failed
>rattles to death
>>684336402
Shiiiizuru! I like your trip, it's very clean. How's you?
>>684336355
If you can survive it with relax, you can see if you would have survived it at the performance graph at the end, then you're still pretty good for your rank too.
>Hugs tightly back
>>684336402
>rattling hugs
What's the count at?
>>684336603
Oooooh? Where would that be qt?
>>684336344
Just don't tell...
>Kagami know what's up
>
>>684336355
So many hugs in one day, I can't take it D:
>>684335647
You and your seemingly sanguine personality and hugs will never get tiring. You know that?
>>684335661
Yay and conference sounds boring as hell
>>684335748
About to go to aunt's place who lives about an hour away. So I'm prepping some stuff atm. You, speedster?
>>684335917
>
I got you
>>684335939
Damn right
>>684336106
In denial I see
>>684336402
>>684336184
Stop me
>>684336215
Then I'll call you princess mili~~
>>684336603
whaaaat?? did i say somethin??
>>684336809
okay....but only 'cause you're you <3
>tfw no sexual explosion pics
>>684336355
i just hate anyone with a gf reason being i never had much female affection my mom hates touch and my dad has huge anger issues so she had to deal with him most the time just want female to love me ill stop now though as its not good for me to be this angry.
>>684335661
Not too much, I messed with my tank for a few hours. Now we are just chilling. Really tired now...
>>684336356
Thank you, but only Mirai can call me Mili...
>>684336754
Hmm, I dunno.
Where can we go?
>>684337029
I said I love your hair.
>Tsuyu
>>684337326
Shhh baby it's okay.
I'm gonna love ya~
>>684336823
Eh not a lot,lazed around with the bf for most of the day, watching youtube stuff atm. Have fun visiting your aunt!
>>684337145
>hate anyone with a gf reason being I never had much female affection
>
>Barry
>>684336719
Yeah, like I can aim but I can't tap for shit,
>67k skrub
>>684336809
Heh, want me to lay off you for a bit?
>>684336823
Aawww! Thanks Shinoa-bro!
>I wish I had a nickname for you
>tight love hugs
>>684337145
What the hell!? Then you have no reason to yell at Ikaros for that. Go find yourself a girlfriend, go to a bar! You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>684337384
Iii don't know you got a telegram?
>>684336677
Yeah this one is pretty nice. Don't be too shocked if i change it again though lol
I'm good. Postponing leaving for a little.
How about you?
>>684336603
Nah not a big deal.
>>684336754
Don't have my text pad handy. Something like 160 though.
>Hug
>161?
>>684336823
Maybe i will.
>>684335030
He posted after I did.
stream is /lice_girl
>>684337145
lol
>>684336823
NO NO NO NOT OKAY! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT
My waifu is, and always will be, the one and only Papa Tyreese from my favourite manga: The Walking Dead
>>684337564
I doooooo~
@FroggyWaifu
<3
>>684337612
>postponing leaving for a little
Where ya going? And I'm not really up to a whole lot, just kinda sitting around on youtube, might play Doom here in a bit.
>>684337612
>>684337612
>tight hugs
>162 <3
>>684337651
Oh okay!
>>684337759
Woah, okay! I sent a hug to ya
I gotta go now, cya all later!
>>684337029
>tfw I got another pic after this one
>
>>684337564
I don't mind the hugs~
>Shinoa-bro can be called the shipmaster
>>684336339
Sounds great man. Doing fine, little peeved my barber wasn't in but it's all good.
>50 love gems
Wew lad.
>>684336823
After you run your event it is, but it's fun cheering on your team.
>Stop you
Why would I :^)
>>684337326
Sounds fun, do anything cool? How long will you be out?
reminder ~
also change IP to order more ~
>>684337384
oh, thanks!
>>684338055
dubs confirm!!!!
>so first there's explosions, then erotic acts???
sounds like necrophlia to me kek
>
>>684337948
Nice. Doom looks pretty fun.
I'm going to hang out with some buddies who are in town for the weekend.
>>684338043
See you later.
>>684335583
Oh well waddaya know, I actually just tried these and I still feel like shit
Less vertigo though, I'll just rinse and repeat
>>684337564
haha WHAAAAAT omg people are fucking crazy are you kidding me why am i the bad guy
>>684337558
They'll be so many little kids running around screaming at me ;_; thanks I will
>>684337564
I'm fine with smug/smug or shinoa. Really hard to find me a nickname
>>684337612
Lol
>
>>684337675
Ok I'm sorry princess mili
>
>>684338225
Oh?
>>684338449
There are other kinds of explosions, dear
>>684338452
Aaannnnddd I'm back.
>>684336823
no
>>684338043
>goodbye hugs
>>684336402
>rattle
i thought you were goin somewhere
>>684338452
It's sooooo fun, extremely fast paced arcade shooter just with modern graphics. Basically a hyper-HD remake of the first one lol Also dang, I'm jealous. It's still gonna be a couple weeks till I get to see some of my old friends.
>>684338698
o-oh!!! those sound....fun!!! fun explosions are best!!
>>684338452
Why the fuck did i quote you? Ignore me.
>>684338043
Bye prinz
>>684338452
>>684338754
Cute how you two told prinz good bye~
Shinoa bro
>>684337519
Wh-What?!?! T-That's not okay! I'm in a ship with someone else so I must respectfully decline...
>>684338225
Just drove around a bit. Loaded the tank onto a railcar. It's getting shipped to California for a training exercise next month. I'm gonna be gone till tomorrow night.
>>684338586
NO. PLS STOPPPPP
>>684333043
One person in my suburban neighborhood has a goat and it occasionally gets out and fuck up everyone’s trash cans.
thought this was a cool place was starting to make me feel better, o well can get some kicks from arguing i guess
There's so much rp going on and I'm just here spinning
Hello anon-kuns. I honestly don't care if someone already posted Yuno (didn't check), you know more than 1 waifu will destroy your laifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>684338225
I only F2P mobile games but that's the only efficient way of getting anything above R so I just hoard those little shits like gold. And that's the worst feeling. My barbershop just straight up closed.
>renge
>>684333043
I have like 30 chickens
>>684338548
Not trying to draw you in particular, there's just not enough decent canvas.
>>684338889
These things happen. Don't worry about it Lol
>>684338754
Yeah time got pushed back a little. Common among my friends :|
>>684338586
Maybe i'll seduce your shipmate. What then?
>>684338772
Nice nice. Yeah i was watching someone play it a bit ago. Looked good. Was worried when they weren't giving out review copies but it seems ok.
