I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
I play drums in a shitty band. One of my guitarists djs at various parties and also works as sound tech guy. Sometimes he takes us with him to the parties.
Most of the "celebs" I met there are pornstars.
Al Sharpton and I were shopping for magazines at the same airport bookstore once. Also I have a family member who lives really close to Jeb Bush and sees him at the grocery store frequently.
I met Jamie Foxx in the Delta lounge at LAX. It was pretty packed that night so he ended up standing next to me at the bar and struck up a conversation with me and the two guys sitting next to me. He was pretty cool and just talked about his kids and life.
Nobody said anything to him and I wasn't even sure it was him until he mentioned he was meeting up with Cameron Diaz the next day. Shook his hand as I was leaving. Cool guy all around TBH.
I was watching a street band in New Orleans and mentioned to no one in particular that they were really good. The lady in front of me agreed, turned around and smiled at me, then walked away. I didn't realize until after she had left that it was Maggie Gyllenhaal.
saw on the street entirely by accident and not in celebrity areas or events:
that's it. I thought it was worth mentioning but I forgot why
>I worked closely as an editor with Adrian Pasdar who played Nathan Petrelli on that show Heroes.
He is insanely kind and down to earth and gave me a Heroes season 1 baseball cap that I still wear because it's the perfect cap. He is married to one of the Dixie Chix and she came into the studio and brought us cookies.
I went to school with Jamie Lee Curtis's kid. Parents were good with her, but the kid had severe autism and would scream most of the time if he did not get his way. Needles to say, I did not hang out much with him....
Met Richard Dreyfuss several times in North County of San Diego. He was a little drunk one of the times. He told me he hated the captain from Jaws cause the guy was an ass and a drunk . . . Go figure???
A few years ago I met Meghan Trainor at a Kansas City beach ball festival.
She was performing as an opening act as an "unknown artist" at the time so only played 2 or 3 songs.
After her set her band-mates & friends set up at the table next to us that was open. We joined them and had a few drinks for about an hour or so and chatted about nothing special.
At the time no one had heard of her and she was brought in out of town for this event because of some connection to a local radio station (the Buzz).
Met Billy Zane (zoolander,Titanic ,Phantom)
delivering furniture. Totally cool guy like
Zoolander says. tells me behind scenes story on Titanic. Rides off on a bike unlike most celebs.
Anon cant figure out why he isnt working more, he's in gr8 shape,greek god face, acting chops(Dead Calm) - inb4 homo
Larry David complained to me about thongs, then he said he was sorry thongs were not popular in the 80's, refused to take a selfie with me and asked me what kind of trainers I was wearing.
I grew up playing high level ice hockey for 13 years and every summer I'd go to this 3v3 camp in edmonton and get to play with a bunch of NHL players
>NHL players aren't celebrities
I know but where I'm from they kind of are lol
Dad used to be an interviewer for a Manchester news company and brought me along when I was little to interview slipknot. Corey gave me a Fiat bump because we had the same surname... they're actually really quiet guys when they aren't performing
When I was a little kid, my Dad and I met Robin Williams, he was out jogging and my Dad recognized him. He was pretty fucking cool, did a Mork and Mindy voice for me and shit.
I was working for a company that put food on planes. Private planes landed a lot. The most famous I met was former president Carter and Clint Eastwood when he was still with Sandra Locke who was also there.
Carter was very friendly. Eastwood joked and laughed with us and was a hell of a tipper
I told him that I thought that his character in curb was an exagerated version of himself and he said something along the lines of ''no, that's just who I am, I don't even improvise, I just bullshit my way out through out each scene''
Yeah super cool dude, always really friendly. I was a kid at the time and super into wrestling and he'd cut promos for us and shit. I've probably met other wrestlers because I'd hang at his house but I don't recall anyone specific.
Also saw his daughter naked once lol
The rapper flo-rida
In Miami at the red bull event
He was in a brand new mercadies I went up to his car he was talking on the phone he waved his hand for me to go away I told him to fuck off and left
I met Karl Urban at an airport when I was flying out for a cousin's wedding. This was back in like 2008, before he did Dredd, but I was really a big fan of his role in both Doom (as Reaper) and Chronicles of Riddick (as Vaako). We ended up taking the same cab to the same hotel, and then parted ways.
Later that evening, I met him again at a restaurant when he had the table next to my family.
He was a really cool guy, very friendly and really polite, just really happy to meet a fan.
I had milkshakes with Ralph Nader. He's a bit nuts but very passionate
I got drunk with Zach Braff. He hit on my girlfriend and is generally an asshole
I told Marilyn Manson he was a pretty cool guy in an elevator in Toronto and I liked him
I babysat Chief Justice Roberts's kids a couple times while their nanny was sick. He was a nice guy but a bit overworked so we didnt talk much, my mom knows his wife a little
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Kalamazoo, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Kalamazoo, in a really expensive residential area, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
I frequently get VIP tickets to sporting events through work, met a lot of current & ex professional football/netball/rugby etc players.
Sat next to this guy on a few occasions.
Everette Lindsey a former NFL player he was at a 311 show back in 2010 and we hung out at the bar afterwords, he was a really cool guy even came back to the hotel to drink more. Also I sat next to Woody Harrelson during that concert and didnt talk to him, he had huge black nigger bodyguards.
Other than that I've met most of the Kottonmouth Kings, they're all aight smoked some weed with em they were pretty cool but most of them were hitting on my sister and her friends and stuff, kinda creeps
>Worked at an english library in Paris for four months.
>At least one celebrity in there per week.
>Met Sarah Alexander, Gemma Arterton, and Angus Deayton, just to name a few.
>Sold them books or DVD's, or just had a chat with them.
>Then we hosted a thing for a Harry Potter Book.
>Met J.K. Rowling, chatted up a bit.
Met a weird trans celebrity of my country called Lizy Tagliani, has a line of clothing/beaty salons I think and hosts/participates sometimes in tv, I entered a store for a special kind of jewelry, she stormed in with an "elf"(girly looking platinum blonde short dude) and said "move aside, boi", to which I replied "says who?", "you don't know me", it said, "you don't know me" I replied to the mancunt, his/her friend shoved me and I reacted tumbling both on the floor with no effort, stepped on them as I stormed out.
Met the current prime minister a few times (Netherlands) at a restaurant he frequently eats , its pretty close to where my dad lives.
Not really much to say but he just greets back.
Also met a big number of "old" pro kickboksers (dutch as well) like semmy schilt , ernesto hoost , peter aerts.
Since i sometimes train and spar in clubs they come as well.
All nice guys and gave me some pointers.
Lived in NY for a few years
-Used to live across the street from Joaquin Phoneix, dude looked scary, always had a gym bag with him.
- Jeremy Allen White and Emma Greenwell (Lip and Mandy from Shameless) live somewhere on my current block... Jeremy used to pop into my regular bar before it closed down
- At same bar, met Lana Del Rey's drummer, he's now in a circle of people I play pool with
- Friend's mom lived across the hall from Frank Oz (wasn't his primary apartment)
- Was at bakery where other friend worked, Paul Giamatti came in (he's a regular)
People I've run into on the street:
Olivia Munn around my old neighborhood
Ethan Philips 14th street A stop
Jenna Louise Coleman around the block from my old apartment on 43rd St
*literally* ran into Jennifer Aniston in Grand Central Station, bitch came around a corner out of nowhere
Ran into Jenna Fisher at the bakery next to my old apartment
Gwyneth Paltrow at PATB
I met William Defoe and James Franco in a bar downtown Toronto during TIFF, I was drunk and said they were great, didn't want to try and take pics with them and stuff, they were pretty awsome but I only talked too them for like a minute.
>Went to DisneyLand Paris
>Out of the Indiana Jones ride
>A lot of people blocking the way
>Wasn't feeling that nice after the ride, so I pushed my way through
>Turns out "Loana" for a TV show in France had fainted from the heat or something
>Didn't see her until I actually stepped on her hand
>People start yelling at me
>Look at her, say "Sorry" and just fuck off
Forgot I used to see Anna Sophia Robb a bunch when I lived in Williamsburg.
Also am friends with a *loaded* producer that flies back and forth between here and LA but he's not really in the public light.
At Club Europa in Houston saw Face, my friend and I said how big of fans we were. He said "I have one question, what's my real named?"
Answered, " your just Brad Jordan baby!"
He bought our drinks for the rest of the night and got us wasted.
Cool and mellow dude
I used to buy weed from brotha lynch hung in his house in the 916. I met/sat next to rowdy Roddy piper on an airplane to PDX once when I was little, and again by chance a few months before he died. Great guy but very soft hands.
I'm not even active on reddit, but this was one of the first links that popped up when checking your story. It seems this story is told with different celebreties, no idea why you guys do it tho
met Sean Hannity while visiting Cafe DuMonde in New Orleans; I asked him why he's a fuckhead; he responded with he wants to make america great again.
He then paid for my donuts and coffee
Just google ryan gosling douche, one of the first links is this story on a reddit board. With 'you' I mean the people who copy paste this story and change the celebrity, what's the point?
I live in Versailles, ky. We built a house in the country in 1989 and when my dad got tired of mowing the five acres in 2006 he wanted to sell it and move into town. William shatner had a house in town and wanted a place in the country. I got to meet Bill and his wife when they made a swap. If you go to YouTube and look for the episode of American pickers with William shatner you'll see the house. Here's the place in google maps.
I once met Donald Trump when I was a male prostitute. He asked me to dress up like his daughter, then he fucked me in the ass. Best $50 I ever earned.
I met Drake and Ashanti, separately of course, at LAX a couple years back.
Drake looked like a homeless faggot in dirty sweats and a fuzz-covered beanie. He was telling one of his entourage to get him Burger King. We dapped and I said I'm not a fan, but I just wanted a pic to get some pussy with. He laughed and seemed like a chill dude- pretty sure he was high though.
Ashanti was a sweetheart. She was very smiley and cheery and she told me she liked my Spider-Man t-shirt I was wearing. She asked how my flight was and was just a general delight. Sexy as all hell too and smelled amazing.
I saw Linda Hogan too, but I didn't approach her because she's Linda Hogan.
i once met Wilhem Dafoe in a film festiva in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
I was at the after party of sum shitty movie i was involved, and he was one of the international guests.
I had a few free bars at the bar, and then i realized this guy was standing right back to me.
So i turned around, i tried to act smoothly, i extended my hand to him and whispered.. "William" *winks and smile*
He gave me the most akward shandhake of our lifes and y past along, like i just salute him for the compromise, even tho i said his name wrong.
Also, i have A LOT of anecdotes with famous people, but they're from Argentina.
>1986, summer of. (Yes, I'm old)
I had a female friend that worked at the gas station next to the car wash I worked at. Pretty tight friends, but not sexually at all.
She comes over as says, "come to my house at midnight".
I'm thinking, orgy with me as king, but not what happened.
I say, "Oooh midnight, creepy. What's up?"
She says, you'll see, but it's a secret.
I show up, and her parents are home.
Great, what the fuck?
So we sit there talking for half an hour, and I'm afraid to ask what the fuck am I doing here?
Door bell rings.
In walks Robin Williams.
He was doing a show in town, and he went to college with my friends dad.
So, I'm in shock, he was big even back then.
Very nice, not all crazy like on stage, but still wicked funny.
That's the only one I have.
I once drove the Iron Sheik to a Dennys. He threatened to fight our waitress, but he wasn't too terrible.
Dislocated my shoulder dancing gangdam style all pissed up walking down a step.
Went to hospital
Met Jodie Kidd
Couldn't remember her name.
Shoulder hurt like fuck it's happened four times before
Walk round like an idiot saying 'I met someone famous but Dunno her'
I drank with Harry Hamlin in the Muskoka's (Ontario) at a camp we were staying at. He drinks rye straight out if the bottle. He was pretty bad-ass. I was the only one who knew him. He was appreciative of that but he got annoyed when I kept on calling him Persius.
Met Chris Ewbank in Brighton
Was hasslin some girls working at star bucks
Sleaze ball style
Vaguely remember him being in big brother
Walk up and do a 'I know you! You were on celeb big bruvva! You lost didnya?
Friends boss used to own a high end shoe store in London, Michael Canes wife used to always come in and buy shoes on his card, one day he walks in with a box and dumps them all on his counter saying 'if my wife comes back in here selling any more shoes you fucking tell her no'
Briefly met Steve Martin when I was a kid, not much to tell, unfortunately. Met Nolan Ryan at a political dinner, he was unintentionally intimidating and I have always been a huge fan so I was very nervous. Met Herschel Walker once. I think that's it.
I met Gus Fring at comic con. We talked for like 15 mins cuz I mentioned I liked him in other shows besides breaking bad. He had a moment of 'finally someone who doesn't only see me as gus'
Check em btw
Worked at a high end hotel, Guy Ritchie was staying there, which I was pretty hyped for, even to just see him, his wife orders blueberrys and tea to his room, I get it set up and take it there, while being told he was out doing something so it'd be his wife.
I arrive, knock and he opens it stood there in just his boxers, takes the tray, signs the receipt and that was it.
Also served hugh grant breakfast that same month.
my dad is has autism, and is fascinated with all sorts of cameras.
anyways, he got a job operating the cameras for this porn studio in SFV.
every time we run into a pornstar my dad has to introduce us, and its like
dude shes with her kids
i dont even know who that is
i dont care
Met Henry Winkler at a craps table at the Bellagio in Las Vegas and played with him for a while. Didn't seem at all like the Fonz. Bumped into him again the next night at Picasso's restaurant.
I was tree climbing/swinging with some singer. Didn't really meet them though, don't even remember who they were because I was more focused on speed (while also not dying). She had a lot of rich guys with her and people asked if I looked up her skirt.
>be 22 years old autist
>dishwashing at bar w/ Ben Bridwell
>bar hosting afterparty for R.E.M
>work all night & no rockstars
>bar closes, everyone leaves
>sit in bandroom talking w/ Ben
>decide to have a beer before I leave
>walk into otherwise empty bar
>see every member of R.E.M
>see every member of Pearl Jam
>can't move, can't think, can't talk
>turn around and leave w/out beer
>Ben still sitting in bandroom
10 years later see Ben playing MSG w/ Pearl Jam. I wonder where they met???
I've met Alex Turner when he was touring with the last shadow puppets in amsterdam. Really cool dude, took a picture with him, really took the time for you, even though he was kind of in a rush. Asked him why they never recorded "Bitemark on a terrorpocket", said something felt off about it. Told him I thought it was one of their coolest songs, he laughed and said he was surprised I actually knew the song. He's really short in person.
no, but my girlfriend met Drake.
>one day she mentioned she had a crush on Drake
>i jokingly tell her to send him tits
>she's like "okay" and sends them on twitter
>he replies "damn" and adds her to his private list
>at this point i cant see what either of them are saying to each other ):
>he puts his account on private
>but still gets nudes from my gf once in a while
>she gets a message "hey im coming to LA, want to meet up near xxxxxxxxx?"
>she says she's just going to fuck him one time
>next morning breaks up with me
>we still have coffee once in a while...
met emma watson one time
she was adorable, asked for a pic and hugged her afterwards
she was really nice about it
fapped furiously when i got home
I was drunk at a bar one time and I ran into Jason Mamoa (Khal Drogo) and tried to get a picture with him.
He did not like me but he was very patient. Even when I while I was talking about how I could probably take a punch from him.
I probably couldn't, but I'm kind of a shitty drunk so give that man props for not punching a drunk asshole who totally deserved it.
"The Scrubs actor is talented, and has a good sense of humor too. But, he is a bit of a jerk. Zach reportedly doesn’t want to work with good looking male actors because he doesn’t want to appear unattractive by comparison. Thanks to that, he also apparently wears a lot of makeup. A set assistant said that “He would frequently lose things and make the assistants drive hours to go pick up some random jacket or phone charger or binder that he forgot about weeks ago..” as well as being very high-maintenance, not wanting to drink coffee in the office or in the nearby coffee shop, but in a specific store a few miles away as well."
I met Tyler the Creator. I drive down to LA every couple of weeks to goto Canters Deli on N Fairfax Ave. I was walking from the parking lot and him and taco and a couple other people were there just standing on the sidewalk. One of his buddies owns a skate shop there, if you watch some of his videos of him fucking around they're at the skate shop and you can see canters in the background (orange building). Went up to him and talked to him. He's funny as fuck, and a lot more humble than he seems.
Here I'm just wondering, what if this is true? You are actually some dude who fucked Jennifer Lawrence. You could just post this because everyone will think its fake, while there you are, laughing to yourself, because you know its true. It's driving me mad, man. For all I know, you might even be Jennifer Lawrence herself. Fuck. Post some titties breh
My ex girlfriend worked as a PA for Boardwalk Empire so I attended a few end-of-production parties in NYC. I drank with Steve Buscemi but was too wasted and kept shaking his hand and going to the bathroom. Told him that I literally haven't seen any of his movies and he said "that's OK -- they're all terrible!"
I also saw Anne Hathaway once with a little entourage. She was looking at Arcade Fire merch after one of their concerts at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. We whispered to the girl at merch if that was actually Anne next to us and she said "yeah, but don't say anything". So I turn around and go, "ARE YOU ANNE HATHAWAY?". Bitch ignores me and walks away. As they're leaving, one of her little entourage friends goes (ultra sarcastically): "no...no, it isn't"
That's all I got.
i worked as a runner on a shitty movie starring sean bean
>I had to address him as Mr Bean
This guy is my grandma's neighbour and I met him at her birthday party when she turned 94 earlier this year.
He's kinda famous in Sweden. You might have seen him as one of Tom Cruises' squaddies in Edge of Tomorrow.
Got invited to dinner with some folks who work in the film business, wound up with me, my folks and my grandma having dinner with Stephen and Tabitha King. My Grandmother had a wonderful time talking to King --towards the end of the evening she asked him, "Do you suppose there are any of the books you have written that I might enjoy," in her matriarchal Southern drawl.
King allowed as how he wasn't sure any of them would really be something she'd enjoy, but told her he'd just finished reading something called "Cold Sassy Tree," which she might like.
She read it, liked it, and kept up a running correspondence with King until she died a few years later.
I'm from swede but I visited New York once, when there iI was a t a restaurant and passerd by George RR Martin. I said "hey" and he nodded. That was it. I've never read or seen any of his works though.
Worked at a hotel one summer and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crüe asked me if I knew anyone who could sell him some weed. I called my buddy Thomas up and they invited us to their rooms. We smoked and drank for a few hours. It was pretty cool.
ex gf's mom was good friends with Danny Elfman, went to one of his performances in London and the day after had a meal with him at Claridges, dude seemed quite alright. Quiet, but alright
Met Nobuo Uematsu and Arnie Roth at a Distant Worlds concert. Took the opportunity to get into the meet and greet to get some stuff signed and tell them how much I enjoyed their work.
Met Eir Aoi, the girl who sings a bunch of the Kill La Kill songs after her concert at Anime Expo. They gave us these neat wirelessly-controlled glow sticks at the concert, and she signed that for me. Met the creator of Dangan Ronpa the day after. He signed some stuff and I got to tell him how much I love the series.
Met Lou Ferrigno and a few former Power Rangers at Wondercon. All pretty brief.
Most of the people I've met have all been at cons, so most of them are VAs for DBZ and RWBY and shit, since those people kind of inevitably show up. No big movie stars or anything, unfortunately.
Went to school with Emma Watson, knew her fairly well, I dated her best friend for a while. She was pretty cool to hang out with.
working at Galaxyland in West Edmonton Mall. Met steven tyler at the end of my shift. fucking haggered old fuck, skin was barely hanging from his bones, looked like hell.
He acted like a kid. I had to tell him maintenance had already shut down for the night so I couldn't go on the Mindbender again. but he was cool about it. He hung out for about half an hour just talking. genuine nice guy.
>fuck a girl
>somehow a cuck
Ok kiddo, be more jealous. I'll think of you next time I'm balls deep in her ass.
No pics, would allow for blackmail.
Hmm... she was in a very popular movie that was released this month.
I'm whiter than wonder bread in a snowstorm.
he SO acts like a kid. i saw him at disneyland once, and he sang "its a small world" with a bunch of first graders, and everyone involved looked like they were GENUINELY having fun. not even being nice, he legit is a kid.
I used to believe most celebrities were normal despite the crazy stories I hear on the internet, but now I can believe them after my encounter with Ryan Gosling.
Dude's a weird guy. I work as a waiter at a decent restaurant in LA and he came in this weekend with a bunch of friends.
I'll try to cliffs this:
-go up to their table and try to contain my excitement that I'm waiting on the Goose
-Goose looks at me and says he'll have a steak with ketchup
-All his weird folk/hipster friends order
-As I leave to go back to the kitchen, Goose walks behind me and tries to come in
-I ask him if he's looking for the bathroom
-He says no angrily and tells me he's there to cook his steak so the chef doesn't poison it
-I try to tell him he can't do that and assure him that no one will poison his food
-Goose ain't having it
-Manager comes and assures Goose his steak won't be poisoned
-Goose asks him if he wants his teeth kicked in
-Goose and his friends are kicked out
-When I go to leave that night, I see Goose across the street wearing the jacket from Drive
-He keeps zipping the zipper up and down as he watches me drive away
>damn, kaya scodelaria is the no. 1 most beautiful person ever.
>straight femanon here
Hmmmmm... Right ok, first off, post time stamped tits or your opinion is worthless.
SECONDLY SHES AVERAGE AND UGLY AS FUCK. Fuck off and shit a cactus you turd
>Not just "i saw them on the street"
>Tell us your stories.
fucking egg faced spastic
Well, I once took a shot out of a celebrity. Not an actor or singer, a president. I know it probably doesn't count as much as they hold conferences and whatnot. It was a long time ago, I bet none of you fuckers had been even born. Back in the good ol' 60s. They gave all the credit to this other asshole, though. I didn't mind, I knew the truth and that was good enough.
I sold some pot to Kevin Smith back around the time he was working on Mallrats. Smoked a bit with him and some other guy. Not Jason Mewes though. Real funny guy. Real nice and polite too.
I met Steven Van Zandt at a 7/11 in Manhattan
I was kind awkward about it, I just asked him if he was Steven Van Zandt, he said yes, I said I was a big fan.
He then shook my hand and said "it's nice to meet you", then I walked away and was afraid to ask him for a picture. Nice guy though, I'm sure he would have done it.
(all football players)
I met Dirk Kuyt at a restaurant near where he lived and met Johnny Heitinga and Viktor Fischer at a Merdeces benz dealersjip in Amsterdam with my grandfather.
It was just some talk about how the club was doing at what kind of car they wanted nothing to special
Liquor and drugs, honestly. You'd have to see it to believe how much shit some celebs do, it's an eye opener. Wasn't really seduction, just happened, woke up, she was confused but smiled coy-like and asked if we fucked, said yeah, she put her head in her hands laughing. We talked for a bit and exchanged numbers and yeah, been doing shit ever since maybe once a week or every other.
Met Craig Robinson in Maui. Go up and he's like "Mahalo bro" and get a picture with him. Pretty dope dude
When I was a kid back in the late 70s early 80s...I started mowing lawns and I used to mow Lacy Van Zant's lawn (Lynyrd Skynyrd lead singer's dad)
Got drunk with johnny Van Zant a few times after I turned 21
>My cousins a nfl cheerleader if that counts.
No it doesn't.