HAN SOLO DIES.
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HAN SOLO DIES.
>>684321306
STAR WARS SPOILERS ARENT EDGY ANYMOREYOU FUCKING CUCK
>>684321306
yeah that was a funny spoiler, like 4 months ago
>>684321306
BUT WHO WAS HAN SOLO'S FATHER
>>684321874
oh god don't say, plz, I haven't watched that yet
>>684321306
looks like lava diarrhea
How about this?
>>684322122
Luckily not everyone cares about Game of Thrones.
>>684322122
Melisandra's next task should be to resurrect him so Jon Snow can kill him again. Stupid fuck.
>>684322442
>implying more people care about what disney did to star wars than the best show on TV
>>684322442
>implying that many people care about the new nigger wars
>>684321306
It's been out on Blu-Ray for like 2 months. There's no excuse not to have seen it.
>>684322122
Why were they all hanged and not beheaded?
>>684322666
I'm not saying either way. Just saying not everyone cares.
SUPERMAN DIES
>>684322922
But he is still alive at the end
>>684322922
No he doesn't. Shit b8 m8
>>684321306
Maybe if you made this thread 6 months ago people would be pissed. But you didn't, so you're just a faggot.
Also Star Wars is gay so I never actually gave a shit.
You guys are all behind the curve lol
>>684322001
It's Chewie
>>684322922
No one cares. That movie sucked ass.
You want a real spoiler? Iron Man turns out to be a real Mama's boy.
>>684321306
Since he is not a robot
>>684323205
>Also Star Wars is gay so I never actually gave a shit.
And yet you felt the need to make a comment. GJ faggot.
>>684323373
I just wanted to comment on how much of a nigger OP is for making a thread 6 months too late
OP here. You guys are fucking clueless. It's all bait. I've never seen star treck or marvel dc universe, so why the fuck would I care if any of these fags die in the movies?
>>684323570
You know Snape killed Dumbledore.
>>684323205
Tell that to the 45% of the world who have watched a Star Wars movie. I'm sure a large chunk of them didn't think it was gay.
Bruce Willis is dead all along
Rosebud is a sled
>>684323823
And Mr. Glass caused all those accidents.
consequences will never be the same
>>684323275
FUCKING HELL, I TOLD YOU, GOD DAMNIT
>>684321306
And Darth Vader is Lukes father
Harry potter lives
>>684324183
U mad bro? Fite me irl fgt
Israel is controlled by jews
Bush did 9/11
Sandy hook is a false flag
Donald Trump WILL in fact make America great again
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Jasons mother is the real killer in the original Friday the 13th
Edward Nortan and Brad Pitt are the same people in Fight Club
what's a han solo?
BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE YOU HEARD IT FIRST SCREENCAP THIS
Norman bates is Norma bates
>>684322922
Death and Life of Superman.
>>684323280
No.
>>684325269
It's short for masturbation
Tried to make a massive bait thread, got surrounded by guys with disappointing senses of humor.
Donnie Darko dreamed the entire movie before being crushed by a jet engine
The dead body in the middle of the bathroom was Jigsaw all along
>>684325885
Yeah, no.
OP is a faggot
>>684326202
Yeah, yeah
look it up nigger
You even see him die at the end
Hulk was always angry
Tony Montana gets killed
>>684321306
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze
The Planet of the Apes takes place on Earth in the future
Kane killed katie vick
>>684323823
>dead all along
Aren't we all?
Mr orange was a cop
>>684326727
In Oldboy, the girl that the dude meets and fucks is really his daughter
Leo DiCaprio is really a mental patient on Shutter Island
CIA dies in a plane crash
>>684326298
He didn't dream it, dumbfuck.
OK I can't think of any more good plot twists and spoilers
>>684327342
OK then he time traveled back to that moment so he would die.
Either way, by the end none of the events in the movie ended up happening
The Mandarin is really a British actor hired to fool Tony Stark.
>>684321306
Bruce Willis is really dead the whole time in the 6th Sense ...
>>684321582
>ANYMORE
They were never edgy to begin with, pathetic neckbeard
Finkle is Einhorh. Einhorn is Finkle
Truman escapes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNCYKW-BS8
han solo nooo
>>684321306
The Crystal Skull is from ancient aliens ..
>>684321306
FUCK YOU OP SPOILING PIECE OF SHIT
>>684328411
>>684327746
please...
>>684321582
Neither is saying cuck, retard.
>>684321306
Rick lies to Ilsa to convince her to take the plane to Lisbon with her husband Victor Laszlow.
>>684329447
Neither is saying retard, cuck.
