Move to America and invest it in stocks. Buy low sell high. In about a year you can start a business of your own. Plus you'll have the added benefit of being an American. Buy an oil well or quarry. Vote republican if you value equality. When you're old you can retire and move back to your lesser country.
>tl:dr Get rich and fuck bitches.
Does smoking count?
Your country's about to go to shit... Trump...
This might actually happen
Get a job
Does Cigarettes Weed and red bull count?
Strippers and weed?