How many different pussies has your dick been inside?
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How many different pussies has your dick been inside?
2
24 full penetration. Put my tip in a couple others, but don't count those. Came inside probably 14 of them.
1 and heif
0
Three pussies and two Assholes
Does when I was a sperm count
6 all of them were extreamly drunk
8
>>684310294
Just one
3, tongue in 5
>>684310294
About 90. Tbh I dont know exactly.
Different types of pussy? Or are you asking how many women I've made Love to?
>>684311311
Check'd
the last digit of my roll
>>684311374
what is "love"?
>>684311460
keeek
>>684311472
Baby don't hurt me
9 mouths 7 pussies 3 assholes
>>684311460
so sad
>>684311374
The question was pretty specific
>yfw you read the question
>>684311568
Don't hurt me
68 so far
like 9 or 10? something like that.
>3/10 NEET sperglord reporting in
>>684310294
>dick
4
>cum
~24
>>684311374
>>684311472
>>684311568
>>684311670
i kekd so hard
3 pussies
2 asses
4 mouths
>>684310294
How many female relatives you have?
>>684311460
Ayyyy lmao
>>684310294
56 penetration. countless with bjs and all that stuff. anal doesnt count too.
>>684311670
No more...
5 pussies, tongue in 4, 3 ass
Somewhere in the area of 60
I'm 26
Maybe half of them did some butt stuff
A quarter got pooperized.
none
1. Donna 1
2. Amanda 1
3. Lindsey 10
4. Merethe 100
5. Jen 2
6. Randi 15
7. Jen 3
8. Melissa 30
9. Rachel 100
10. Laurie 2
11. Jolene 200
12. Summer 1
13. Daisy 2
14. Rhi 250
15. Alexa 10
16. Megan 4
17. Lindsey 15
18. Kelly 200
19. Shelby 5
20. Tanya 2
21. Monica 1
22. Brooke 6
23. Kari 2
24. Heather 150 and adding to that number weekly
I recently went through th and made a list, with the number of times we fucked. The low numbers are exact. I'm 41, so the list starts when I lost my virginity at 19. Decent looks and money have helped me transition away from a total virgin high school nerd.
>>684312306
>pooperized
u don't mention poop in anal, just don't
>>684312512
thats just how i keep a list too. only i write their name and age. im planning to get to 1000. thats my lifegoal.
>>684310691
0 here also
>>684310294
>How many different pussies has your dick been inside?
exactly 1. my gf for many years now. (and she only had my dick)
don't want to change this
4
I don't believe you fuckers talking about doing anal. I've slept with 18 women and all but maybe two of them were against butt stuff. Unless it's simply American girls are more prudish about their asses.
>>684310294
something like 43
21 pussies
4 mouths
not a big deal, and to be honest, quality>>quantity
>>684312914
Tbh, i envy that.
14 pussies. I have let 2 women swallow my cum.
1.
For 3 years straight and counting.....
Idk what to do cause it's good puss but I feel like I'm missing out
>>684310294
0 - beside your mother's
4.
Im not sure if im content with this. I say to myself that i should be, but because i think about it perpetually, i think im kinda of lying to myself. I have been 11 years in a relationship and then 3 years in another relationship. So...havent been fucking around.
Now in single and not so interested into fucking somebody random. Am i a loser because of this?
>>684310294
6, and I'm a 22 Yo social retard. Since I lost my virginity averaging 1 a year not too bad.
>>684310620
>I want to tell lies on the Internet but I'm too stupid to realize being this exact about this large number is going to give me away
probably 10. I've had 4 serious girlfriends and a few fuck buddies.
just broke up with a girlfriend of 4 years last night, wondering when/who I'll get to shoogy with next.
>>684313328
You'll have to plow through a lot of bad puss before you find another good one.
I've date lots of girls in my time and the good ones with good vaginas are few and far between.
Somewhere mid double digits. Tbh I lost count
>>684313599
No dude you're not a loser because of that. For me, after being in some heavy relationships, empty sex feels bad. I like to love or atleast care for the person I'm fucking. I need some kind of connection and otherwise feel like I'm putting my dick in an empty object.
>>684313702
some of my friends been over with more than 50 girls and ive only been with 5 or so. stop living on the internet lol.
22 y/o. Been in 9. College makes it easier. Current one.
>>684310294
about 10
3
but only i'm 18 so still ok ?
8. Pic related. One of said pussies
>>684312914
Prepare for a surprise later in life friend.
>>684310294
6 tbh, but im still pre drinkimg age. It honestly could been at least 10-20 more but ive found that although pussy feels amazing it doesnt fix the problems that you think it will and usually just creates more. Pic related, the first pussy i had
>>684313004
They 100% are.
>>684314311
This girl has a hugeee asian ass btw.
>>684310294
lost virginity at 21, 31 now
about 60 different girls, give or take
2 of them i fucked hundreds if not thousands of times
3 of them i fucked dozens
the rest were anywhere from 1-10 times, with a solid 20 or so of them being 1 night stands
>>684314267
thnx m8. Those 2 other girls were without love feelings. I mean, they were just ok, we were drunk a little. It wasnt plain horrible, but like...meh.
I also dont understand what people are getting from fucking somebody they dont know so well. Isn't that like....akward?
>>684310294
well over 50
But I am white living in Japan, so its kinda like playing life on ultra easy mode.
Three, I'm an autistic shit or it'd be more.
>>684310294
where are his balls
2 girls and 3 prostitutes, so 5 in total
>>684310294
>How many different pussies has your dick been inside?
0
22 y/o Even though I'm approaching wizard status, hopefully this year of lifting should make me at least attractive to fat chicks.
3, came in 2 and 1 ass (though same girl)
feelsgoodman
currently going through dry spell
feelsbadman
>>684313599
Yeah not at all, i have fucked around a little in my time and the sex with girls you have a connection with is much better
6
>>684314311
>this guy
College makes it way easier, especially near grad time
>>684310691
>>684311460
>>684312813
>>684313328
>>684313395
>>684312914
>>684315087
how wuz you niggas born?
>>684310294
20 something the best one is the one you have feels for
2 both girlfriends probly over 1000 between them
Born + GF = 2
>>684310620
>>684315700
go away dan bilzerian, everybody knows your cock is tiny
>>684310294
4 but didnt bust a nut for one of them.
>>684314605
A little, but at the same time, very freeing. You don't know this pussy, you may never see it again, you can relax and play ball
1
I made a CL ad to eat a girl out with no reciprocation
Will any girls go for that? I just want to eat a girl out
6 here
9: the "Old Fashioned" way...meeting at bars, FWBs, GFs, etc.
OVER 9000: Massage parlor girls.
Seriously can't even count how many times I have paid a girl for sex, blow jobs, hj, etc. Probably have spent about $30,000 over the last 15 years at about $60 to $140 / pop.
>>684310294
Raw?
4
Total?
5
Number of kids from this:
1
I stopped counting, didn't really see the relevance
25
1) Angel
2)Daphne
3)April
4)Sarah
5)Emily
6)Sydney
7)Donna
8)??? can't rememeber her name for the life of me.
9)Joy
10)Jessica
11)Terra
12)Emily (a different one)
13)Holly
14)Lyndin
15)Alina
16)Toddionna
17)Crystal
18)Kate
19)Adrienne
20)Taylor
21)Tatianna
22)Nina
23)Irene
24)Katherine
25)Elizabeth
A chick for every year I've been alive. I'm about to be 26 though so I'm going to have to fuck someone else to be able to say that again. lol
>>684314311
Only done anal with two girls though. One didnt count cause we gave up/wasnt worth the trouble
>>684316447
Also 7 mouths and 1 anus
2 other tip in ass with no lube so it wouldn't fit.
>>684315534
3/10 male. I can't get girls because I'm just not attractive.
I'm one step up from being disabled.
>>684314597
This, though I'm closer to 80. Hpv and herpes :( you get any stds?
4 pussies, 2 of them were virgins, but its been almost 6 years since ive had sex also
5
>>684314612
Nignog in Asian neighborhood in San fran, step your game up to ultra-hard!
>>684315864
I would. I wouldn't go as far as sex with someone I don't know well, but to just meet someone to go down on me would be pretty nice. No strings.
But I've just gotten out of a kind of serious relationship so I guess that's normal?
I just became single after years, I feel like I don't know where to meet girls any more. College made it easy... I've since alienated myself from all friends (thanks to my drunk of girl at the time) and fapping feels so empty.
>>684316351
Country?
37!
9 girls. 2 were proper girlfriends. 1st lasted 6 months. 2nd lasted 5 months. I am 29years old. Lost virginity and kissless till somewhere between 19-21years old. Last sex in 2013. Last -acceptable- sex in 2012.
16 pussies
all bareback
came inside about 10 of those
I'm still fucking regularly but I'm in dire need of new pussy. Haven't had any new pussy in over a year.
>>684310294
1 and never again.
>>684317900
How should I write the ad so it doesn't make me look creepy or illiterate?
Probably 200. I'm a low key whore
14 or 15 pussies (cant remember exactly, every time I count them, I feel like I'm forgetting someone)
Lost my virginity at 15, 24 now
>>684310294
One, though we fuck often. About 600 times in the last twelve months alone - average nearly 2 a day, even on her period.
>>684318035
and im 27
(was in a long term relationship with 3 of them equalling about 7 years)
>fun fact: 4 of them i met on 4chan
1 alyse
2 amanda
3 annie
4 beth
5 betsy
6 brittney
7 brooke
8 brynne
9 constance
10 daniela
11 erica
12 erica
13 ericka
14 hannah
15 jenna
16 jessie
17 jill
18 julia
19 juliana
20 kaylyn
21 kelly
22 kirstin
23 kyra
24 lauren
25 lauren
26 maggie
27 meghan
28 meghan
29 rachel
30 riley
31 rileigh
32 samantha
33 samantha
34 sarah
35 shannon
36 taylor
37 kinsey
>>684318717
How the fuck did you meet girls on 4chan?
>>684319102
on /soc/ most likely
1) Abigail
2) Bonnie
3) Stacy
4) Bubbles
5) Big Forehead Girl
6) Celeste
7) Freckled Girl
8) Charnie
9) Sarah
10) Angel
11) Dianne
12) Samantha
13) Irene
14) Mel
15) Sharon
16) Veronica
17) Claire
18) Jess
19) Amy
I'm sure there are a few here I've forgotten or blended into a single person in my memory.
>>684319102
old aim threads back in like 2007-9
>>684314311
I went to college but I lived at home. Never got laid. I'm 28 now.
>>684318362
I dunno the one I saw a couple years back just said "Looking for a girl who wants to be licked" or something like that. Just be straight forward. But then again I'm not the best person to ask because I'm all about be straight forward and some girls think they should be chased. Even just for that. So idk what to tell you other than be straight forward.
>>684310294
My dick has been in 8. I've fingered or eaten probably 10 others. I only came in 2 of these girls who I was in a relationship with and I was confident they were on the pill.
Two of the girls I fucked were in high school (starting in 9th grade) and I don't care what anyone says...that young stuff is the best.
4
But I've fooled around with many more than that
I only became sexually active last year tho so I still think it's a p gud number
>>684320338
Wait, no, 5. forgot one of the more recent one-off hookups
>>684319612
Thanks
Have you ever hooked up on CL?
1)Monica
2)Erica
3)Rita
4)Tina
5)Sandra
6)Mary
7)Jessica
>>684314311
Different girl. Also asian but super petite
0.
I'm 21. Never done anything more then give a girl a peck on the lips. At this point i'm afraid of making myself look like a fucking idiot with not knowing how to makeout or sex.
>>684320338
Nice. What took you so long? It was my experience...I was kind of a late bloomer...that after my first time I suddenly realized there was nothing to this. The mystique was gone. I realized I was a decent looking guy in decent shape with a nice smile and okay personality. I discovered that my fingers belonged up in girls' guts. That's where they were supposed to be.
Oldfag here.... Totally fucking Alpha
Sang in Rock Bands, Was a Teen in 70's before fucking Aida, Herpes and shit.
Bagged 120 by the time was 21..... Best score was 15 or so in one week in Daytona Spring Break 1979.
Marries 30 years, super cool wife, let me do my thing while I played Music.... I'd estimate at least 250 in my life...
No shit guys
>>684311374
Certified dumbass
>>684321370
Are you ugly and/or fat?
>>684321370
I was in your position. Just do what I did. Be a little rough. When a girl is sitting in your lap facing you, after you've made out for a couple of seconds, just pull back on her hair so her face is up and start kissing her neck. Don't be too rough so you scare her, but you definitely want to take control. Take control, stay in control, and there's almost nothing you can do to reveal you ineptness or inexperience. Everything comes across as "how you like it."
>>684321370
kissing is more complicated then sex
>>684311374
By that comment I'm guessing youre at 0
I'm 27 and stopped counting after 30. I don't even remember some of their names anymore. I don't consider myself that attractive and I didn't start until college. Just don't be a fat mouth breathing nerd and treat women like people. Works for me anyway.
>>684321410
I just learned to stop giving a shit.
Who cares if she says no? It's not a big deal, move on to someone else.
Also, I'm a legitimately incredibly caring and kind person... Girls fall for me really easily. I play guitar, look good, and am confident. I'm also fairly intelligent (although it took me forever to actually accept that) and because of that I'm able to be very in-the-moment, and am able to figure out what to say and am able to tell good jokes and stories that, again, girls apparently find attractive.
Also, when I go out with a girl... My goal literally isn't to fuck her, so she doesn't feel aggressed. I just make her feel so comfortable around me that she's the one that wants to do it. I never ask first. I don't have to.
This isn't me sucking my own dick, just trying to give insight. Almost anyone else can do the same, just be legitimately nice (not as as means to an end- just be nice to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME even if they have nothing to give you) and you'll reave pussy
>>684310294
Like 30 pussies and 50 mouths
i guess about 12 or so. i don't really remember.
>>684310661
A heifer doesn't count so your only at 1
>>684316551
16 & 21 black?
>>684321770
thats what i've figured. i bought a fleshlight and i've practiced rhythm and stamina in various postions. Not to hard it seems. Still have no fucking idea how to makeout since most how to's for it are all extremely vague.
>>684321650
I've been told I'm like a 6. But I'm starting to bald pretty fast so I imagine that will drop down to a 5. I'm kinda skinny. 150 lb, 5'10
>>684314966
We're the pros not girls?
One, and I'm actually happy with it, I love my girl, sex is great
>>684321917
>just be legitimately nice
This is so true. The notion that girls want guys to be mean to them doesn't last past the teenage years. After 20 or so they get confidence and want to be treated with respect. As far as letting them decide to fuck me, I'll generally give them a small touch on their hip or torso very casually to let them know I'm open. But you're right. It's not some chase. It's easier to proactively work on yourself so that you're better in every way. Think "pull" instead of "push" when you're around girls. Let them WANT to be around you. This, combined with confidence, is what women find attractive. "Nice guys finish last" is bullshit. Those nice guys simply don't have the confidence.
Does it count if 2-3 of those were fatties?
and I mean real fatties like heifers, landwhales.
Had a couple of those that had the tightest pussies.
would fuck them bareback all the time one I even kept cumming in sometimes.
Don't knock the fatties, they can come in handy sometimes
>all these fucking normies
I wish summer was over already
19 different ones; 6 of those multuple times, 1 mtf pussy(post op), 1 ftm pssy, and several moms. 5 virginities, and 2 conceptions. No kids. I think im doing ok.
12
been in 0 pussy. made out with two girls. am 28 years old
>mfw not ugly/fat
>mfw i recognize if girls flirt with me
>mfw i know they want the d but to shy to make a move
7
4, but only two were decent
I'm 19 and have been with my gf since middle school, so 1
>>684323428
It's not the neckbeard on the outside that counts, it's the neckbeard on the inside.
>>684323157
I'm with you, anon. I fucked one landwhale and there was a distinctive fat girl smell that i'll never forget. I don't want another one of those but a girl who is 'plump' is a beautiful thing.
16 for now
20 give or take one
10... its been almost a year tho and its getting to me bruh
3, and I regret 1 of them a lot.
>>684320931
Hey, Lou Bega. How are you doing these days?
>>684323873
Story, anon?
9 || 20yo fag here
Approximately 123...
thats all I have record of...there are prolly a dozen or so more who escaped documentation.
I fucked 15-20 of them in ass...
>>684321193
how girth do u have?
Somewhere between 50 and 70 if u count hookers
>>684317779
Meh I could get a higher number of women but I get tired of that shit. Only so many times you can do it before you get bored of fucking random women. I want an actual relationship.
>>684321193
>Different girl. Also asian but super petite
that waist to ass ratio...holy smokes.
>>684310661
Shfifty five
>>684323021
Word. This anon gets it. All that alpha stuff virgins post about really burns out after you turn 20. I'm sure it works on some women, but the kind it gets you probably isn't the one you want anyway.
>>684310294
How does it feel knowing this guy gets twenty times more girls than you will ever?
>>684324527
After 20 or so any girl who wants to be treated badly has some serious issues and you should stay away. If you want to get your dick wet it's fine but get rid of her soon after.
>>684321917
Just post the RSD video instead of typing a wall of text fam
>>684324592
20x0=0
lol only us old fags will get the joke haha :))))
>>684325021
The what video
I didn't learn this shit from a video, I learned it from experience
>>684323226
Anon I've been here for 8 years
I'm still a shut-in nerd ass weaboo bitch, I just also am good with ladies
Also, for anyone else going down my path: Cowboy bebop is a good offshoot point to get girls into animu
It doesn't matter if they already like the shit you like, if you like their personality and they're willing to try new things you can get even the most desirable qts into what you like. The girl I'm dating now (it's going super well) didn't even really know what anime was but now we essentially watch it nightly and she loves it
>>684325171
kek
I'm a little annoyed that it took 4 mins for someone to respond tho.
was expecting response within the first minute
>>684324518
Actually its just the picture/position. She was too small n skinny. >>684316250
this other girls ass was wayyyyy nicer
10, counting one prostitute
>>684324051
It was horrible sex, i did if after a 1 week break with my gf of 2 years because I wanted to know if it felt the same with other girls, turns out i hated it
>>684312512
I don't know how people even remember. I fuck like I go to the bathroom. I'm usually drunk and it doesn't always happen in the bathroom, but I don't commit each time to memory. Sometimes I'm nbot even sure if I had sex with someone. Am I weird?
>>684323021
>>684321917
>>684324527
This is absolutely true. I have been arrogant and self confident, but I have never been an asshole just for the sheer joy of it.
Enough people deserve shit without having to sling it at chicks for no reason.
5
>>684326815
How was it bad? Could you just not find your 'groove' or did she smell bad or what?
>>684310294
1
Goes inside it every couple of days
>>684326994
I had a list of the ones I remembered, but gave that shit up a long time ago... now, I'll remember one I forgot every now and then...
3 - :)
7.
I'm 20. 8.5" dick.
Meh. I though pussy was everything. Until I started making bank.
>>684321917
Follow this advice if you want to be a cuck.
(Counts)
20.
But I've tongued or fingered a few more.
>>684327171
First of all she was like a piranha, when she kissed me i felt like she was trying to eat me. I barely got a boner, she didn't have a bad body, but i just wasn't used to it. Her vagina was huge empty, like i fingered her and i could feel the empty space, it didn't turn me on at all. She had big breasts but they were super tight, like they weren't soft at all, it was like grabbing a basketball ball. We didn't do any kind of foreplay and in my head i was repeating myself all the time that what i was doing was wrong and that it would backfire me. It didn't in the end, but the sex was just not worth it.
>>684319457
Well maybe its time u go out and meet some girls
>>684327565
>Implying you'll be cucked if you're a fantastic bf
Dude, if you're a 100% fantastic BF, then she'll be a 100% fantastic GF. If she stops being 100% fantastic, you tell her that, and she'll be feel guilty and INSTANTLY go back to being 100% perfect to you because you deserve it. And if she doesn't? Dump her, you're worth more than that.
Be perfect, and you will deserve perfection. And you will get it.
>>684327089
Arrogance is great as long as you back it up with actual action
Don't just say you're perfect- BE perfect to everyone until they give you a reason not to.
It doesn't only help with girls, it helps with everything. Jobs, friends, acquaintances, etc. Just be an excellent person and people will treat you in turn. if they don't, fuck 'em, you don't need them. (although realistically the people that won't treat you that way will be few and far between.
50+, which is also my age. Susan was best fuck, Diane had porn star body, Julia had supermodel looks and Carol was the best all around.
>>684327960
see: >>684317121
Nothing will help if you are ugly as shit. Being extremely nice+ ugly is recipe for getting cucked.
>>684327863
>i fingered her and i could feel the empty space
Yeah the first two girls I fingered in high school were pretty tight. Then the third was super loose. It was kind of unsettling. I remember thinking how my dick was decent enough, but how could anyone get friction inside?
You just sent me on a nostalgia trip dude. LOL.
1 :(
0 my piss has been in quite a few though
>>684310294
over 9000
>>684328356
That's not true, though.
If you're ugly as shit, go after girls on your level. Find the sweetest, most legitimately nice girl that's within your scope. Someone has to love them too.
Focus less on looks and more on finding someone who can put a smile on your face every day.
And hell, if you're smooth enough, funny enough, etc, that can overpower being ugly. Not 100%, but it can bump you up quite a bit on the scale.
>>684310294
Only 3. All of them were virgins though
>>684328394
Thank god you know what i was trying to explain, but yeah unsetling is the right word hahaha. I dont know, at the end of the day these are just experiences. I was also younger, who knows what would i do if i find myself ever in the same situation
>>684311138
your birth doesn't count
>>684328740
I get that feeling of familiarity being comforting when you're young. It's still comforting in your late 20's, take my word for it. There's an emotional angle to it that isn't talked about very much.
30. But I can only recall 29 names, there's one missing. Tried to write them all down the other day, it's driving me nuts.
>>684312783
>im planning to get to 1000
Bitches don't live to 1000 you retard
Anyone else noticed how slutty women are now? Anyone else concerned about it?
8 boypussys
7
>>684329639
Is that why u posted a photo from the interwebs?
2
One tight as fuuuuck and one like throwing hotdogs down a hallway. Both were their own type of nice tho
>>684331750
You're kidding, but if discretion and other factors were guaranteed I might actually try that.
>>684332239
Boy pussy 10/10 best fucks of my life woman are overated
10
3 of those girls I have also fucked in the ass
>>684310294
Honestly, I lost count. Well over 300 I think. Somewhere between 300 and 400. A lot of club/bar one night stands and Tinder hookups. Remember a lot of faces, bodies and sexual things, just don't remember a lot of names. Only been in about 20 "relationships." Got three girls preggo that I know of. Thankfully all of them aborted. Not ready to be a daddy yet since I'm only 26. Plan to settle down by 30 if I meet "the one."
>>684324092
1 and im 20
teach me
tho it was a 4 year relationship so i fucked her loads of times and tried anal 3 times but the asshole was too tight
>>684310294
Somewhere in the teens. I used to pull some good pussy when I was in my latter highschool years. Then I just stopped talking to people due to crippling depression.
>>684310620
Fuck are you me?
How old are you anon?
4
>>684332950
Where'd you find them? If the guy was young, feminine enough, smelled like girls shower wash, clean inside and out, shaved down, and didn't make me wear a rubber then I'd be down to fuck the shit out of him. Safety, cleanliness, and discretion are my requirements.
>>684333205
>between 300 and 400
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
2 sluts
2 hookers
>>684310294
After 150 I stopped counting. Some where pretty fucking sloppy.
>>684333205
This. can only remember 20 names outta 150+
Only 1 for the past 8 years of relationship.
But about 40 different ones with prostitutes.
>>684310294
>thirsty 12 y/o autistic edgelord detected
