Ask someone "forever alone" enough to buy this anything.
I bet if you just spent a month lifting and doing light cardio and not jerking off to porn everyday you'd have enough courage to put yourself out there bud. Everyone's alone in the world man and you're not that far gone, some one would for sure want your dick.
i wish i had your life. real girls are dumb, but i have sex often enough to be scared to get caught with one of these in my closet or under my bed.
When do you turn 30?
I'm 30 now and foreveralone also, I got bad news about the magic powers...
Well, I do have "friends". Though I can act sometimes a way that makes they think I'm a monster or a robot.
I'm kinda clean, my job pays well.
I'm introverted, fear of conflicts, the whole thing.
These suck because you're essentially jerking off still. Now these bad boys right here is where it's at since you can fuck it.
I bought one of those. First time I used it, lubed it and my dick up real good, stuck it in the pussy, then stuck it in the ass. As soon as I stuck it in the ass, the asshole ripped open and the whole fucking thing split apart.
Complete waste of money.
>waste of money
So you didn't invoke the warranty and get it replaced since you just bought it since everything has defective products from time to time?
Or are you one of those people it didn't work the first time because of a defect that means the whole product is shit? Cuz thats like never eating someplace again just cuz the cook forgot to take the pickles off your burger, once.
I ordered it online. In order to get it replaced, I would have to actually ship it back to the fucking place which brings up a whole slew of complications I didn't particularly want to deal with.
Yeah, never gets easier or better
By the time you hit my age your dick will only be useful by not getting piss on your shoes.
That is what you have to look forward to.
>Me: Hey Doc, can I get some Viagra?
>Dr: Sure! Are you sexually active?
>Me: No, I just need to to jerk off using a torso of a sex doll.
What are a child? Even if you were 17, you would be able to do that.
There are other alternatives out there guys, just look beyond Amazon. Took me awhile saving up and after buying a couple other dolls I finally got something that makes me happy to come home from work every day.
No, that's not even appealing. Something more like this. Comes with all the accessories.
thats normal. soon someone will post the toddler sex dolls and get banned, just wait!
remember takeshis castle? that doll just looks like takeshi!
the cheaper ones are around 2-3 thousand nowadays, but all big tit ones with overproportions
Because the thread is full of old men? Its nasty if these old fucks want a doll that looks like a child. This is more suited to their needs. And I have all kinds because dolls are my fetish, I'm a public mannequin molester who has been arrested for lewd acts in public with a mannequin.
Like seriously man, what the fuck. Yeah I've seen those, no I've never stuck on your nasty threads on /gif/ or /b/. Why would you even by those? Go out and get some skinny escort, they're way better and if you're not some cheap fuck they'll fake interest and love so well you eventually fall for them.
i think you are thinking i am someone else, i never post in /gif/.
You aren't going to bring the hookers to your parents house. I am sure that you leave the house on your own & come back when you want. Just say that you are going to see a movie.
That was aimed at the dude who said he was looking forward to fucking hookers. As an adult, any of us have that option whenever we please. As a child, they would have to wait to be able to have that option.
Being sexually dysfunctional is sad on its own, using viagra just to jerk off is just pathetic.
Anyone afraid of getting arrested for soliciting sex? Just tell the woman that you want to walk over to a sex toy shop because you want to record her using it. If she gives you a price, she is a working girl, if she doesn't then she is a cop.
if you find one and more gifs, post em. i seriously lack content of that kind of dolls
eh, I have a few onaholes and no fucks have been given.
i think you have some problem with your social status, why else would you target other people and think of them being lower than you, in whatever respect...
i don't mean pic related. i mean full body silicon rubber/elastic material
You're trying to damagecontrol too hard man. I'm not even attacking someone, I just wanna know what the fuck makes you guys to fuck those hotglue dolls. Like, I sincerely don't understand that.
just think of your desire to have sex with a real girl. it's the same for us but replace real girl with 'doll'
that's pretty close to the reality
no, there are mini dolls made by just replacing the body but keeping hard plastic legs and arms and there are full elastic one piece small dolls
dunno, can't compare as i lack the reference with a real girl
Yeah, and those kinda full elastic ones get pasted repeatedly on /gif/. Lurk there for a week and you'll find one of those. Right now there ain't one, but I swear every second day on there I see one. Like, some doods fucking those.
i know the gifs you mean, but them are not the small ones, more like mid size ones
that one is a trottla, don't know the price
Maybe try to fuck a wall (i mean one without a hole in it). Same thing from my point of view, except a girl is a bit more annoying as a wall, because a wall can't talk back
Well, yeah that is true for sure. But a good escort will give you the impression of love and care I figured, since every guy knows that they fuck for money. So the difference they can make is how good they can make you forget that, right?
Dunno man, I'm drunk and just looking for convo.
i with i could buy one without all the hassle of neighbors accidentally accepting the package and opening it
That's not my point. You don't live with escorts. If paid well enough, they will give you their best. No quarrels, no headaches or whatever the fuck girlfriends could annoy you with.
maybe i will find out in a different live. in my current one i have only seen it from others and it's all the same shit
too bad my country and the postal service doesn't give a fuck, even if it's a delivery that has to be personally signed... good thing it was a htc vive this time
This thing is fucking hot, man. I love the curves and bellybutton ring.
I feel as if the main advantage dolls have over girls is that girl will bitch and moan about the slightest thing, while a doll will gladly serve any desire you please. Albeit physical desires, they're desires nonetheless.
CandyGirls are a line of realistic sex dolls manufactured by Orient Industries in Japan.
The dolls have a reputation for aesthetics (highly detailed, lifelike faces), potentially occupying a similar market niche as that of the premium American-made RealDolls. (While the low-end product series of CandyGirl dolls, Petit Pure, are priced at $1,383, a high-end CandyGirl doll costs about $7,000; RealDolls start at around $6,000.)
The dolls are not sold directly to customers outside Japan, although it is possible to purchase them using intermediaries based in Japan ("shopping deputies").
i think that one is not asian/japan but rather US or europe
what will you do if they open it? sue them? they will just say it was an accident because they are half blind... and they will win
i go to whorehouses in south america whenever i go one time had 5 girls in one night touring them the most expensive was 50 dollars cheapest was 10. from what i saw the girls change so they werent the same girls all the time
Sure but cops won't take off their clothes when push comes to shove. Hookers are always open to upgrades. Cops may try to suggest you might as well pay for sex but just stick to your guns & they will eventually back down.
>1/2 & 1/2?
You could request the item for pickup at FedEx or UPS only, anon. It would be easier for you that way.
I was at FedEx last week and some kid went to go pick up a $1300 curved gaming monitor because he didn't want it left at the door.
I'd try to give you all the
>work on yourself
shit, but I guess you've heard all of that since you are here. So I'm just gonna leave it right there with an honest
>good luck to you
i wish i could. they don't give a fuck about such requests here. even delivering them to a pickup point just means: do whatever you fucking want
had many packets picked up by neighbors while explicitly making clear to fucking place them in the pickup point or postal office
True. But like, why not just go and make sure you're home when the package arrives? In my country theres parcel tracing, which allows you to (sort of) accurately determine when the parcel will arrive.
Would this be illegal to own in the US? I've always had a fear of saving loli hentai or buying a loli doll and the next day I'd be getting v& for pedophilia.
You have a beautiful doll, my friend.
Is that like a flat rate that most hookers have, or does it vary from junkie to junkie? I have a fetish for massive junkie hookers so I guess they'd probably be cheaper? I don't know.
I do believe that the magic powers should have manifested themselves by now.
try creating a Tulpa for now. Basic peasants would have little to no chance to do that without extensive practice, but you should be able to do it since you have a lot of undisturbed spiritual energy.
What about setting up a delivery time? Might cost you a little extra, but it could work. I don't know where you live or how much it'll cost you, but at least you'd be able to sign for it yourself.
i think it would be more difficult than picking up a random girl and fuck her without it being rape or child abuse
Hmmmm... What about paying a buddy to accept the package for you? or you could place the order and take a sick day on the day it's supposed to arrive. That way you could enjoy your new doll at the same time, too.
they will just deliver it the next day or the day before, happened to me too. they are fucking unpredictable and their tracking is shit
shit just like realdolls
Those were just random rates.
Yeah, you are right.
The ugly, old & strung out ones are more desperate for cash. The younger, newer & more attractive ones haven't usually developed extreme drug habits yet.