Yurovision song contest of Yuropean and some other countries thread. Watch live here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
Come watch the reason why all those muslim refugees can't wait to be part of Europe.
They let Australia try again...?
>>684300978
I have no idea why. Wasn't it supposed to be a joke because the contest was in Austria last year?
Speaking of Austria... that was a fine rack on that girl...
Why is the host dressed in a burlap sack? Could they not find an uglier girl in Sweden?
"Europe is facing darker times".
African asylum seekers.
>>684301701
Hehe, exactly.
>>684301701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
Will there be anyone on this level this year?
https://youtu.be/VgHWFiavqjA
>>684302316
>>684302465
Lordi won this shit once. We're already beyond the looking glass here.
>>684302513
I thought it was a Polandball with fucked up colors, but then i realised thats its a Electrode
Aces. Always wanted to know what Dutch country music would be.
This one is pretty good actually.
(Netherlands)
>>684303285
But them unplugged guitars...
>>684303159
They already had pretty much a country song two years ago.
Damn
>>684303574
Guess those Dutch hills and valleys inspire a lot of country songs.
fuck yes eurovision thread!
Hungary says: Don't smoke cigarettes, kids.
>>684304056
Don't you badmouth Hungary. They were the first in Europe with an anti-immigrant fence!
Do you have to be gay to enjoy this? Because I'm noticing that I don't really like any of the songs.
>>684304319
This hasn't been about songs for over 20 years.
>>684304319
Sure helps! Just nibble on a cock, songs will get a tiny bit better.
>>684303700
average UK poster
>>684303856
They are among the flattest countries in the world, and you refer to their hills and valleys?
>>684304319
Actually, yes. All the gays love eurovision as much as another man's asshole. Everyone else just has fun _because_ the songs are bad.
>>684304602
My mistake, they're the ones with all those dykes, huh?
>>684304602
Lurk moar
>>684304602
i see one big valley here
>>684303700
Guys, I'm in love with Israel.
Damn, Israel is Beta Fag level <9000
>>684304977
But... why?
Jay Leno's son?
Emo Jew hipster on the scene.
Plottwist: Israel actually sent Conquita Wurst just without a beard.
>>684304696
Yes
>>684305236
A
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>>684305236
What kind of people come from Israel?
Whoever was on first had really nice legs.
>>684302465
Damn, Romania was kicked out this year because of unpaid bills. We might miss another performance like this.
>>684305236
it's a good thing /pol/ is too ignorant to watch Eurovision otherwise he'll be some sort of JIDF meme in minutes.
Is there even anyone that can stop Bulgaria from winning? Putin is gonna do it personally, isn't he?
Hope Molvania will compete with something like this again...
https://youtu.be/MNyG-xu-7SQ
I keep hearing "Together we'll touch a boy"
>>684305888
Checked
>>684305948
>Molvania
Classical swedish faggot on now.
>>684305949
Wouldn't surprise me.
>Gays
>>684306153
i know...i love him too ;)
>>684306234
Yeah, its about the gayest it get
>>684306153
Sweden want to be Ed Sheeran
German master race on now
>>684306368
You've never really watched Eurovision, have you?
Lena's little sister on now.
>>684306508
Listening for Hitler references.
>>684306508
Ultimate beta faggot who gave up his spot to this girl, get your shit together germany
12 points for wearing traditional Germanic garb.
>>684305948
They were ahead of their time
>>684306613
Dem thighs
Is Germany going for Alice in wonderland if her head was exploding?
>>684306782
That was last year, faggot
>pooropeans are proud of this
Yikes!!
>>684306782
That was last year, dude.
Who are your favorites atm?
Mines are Bulgaria and Croatia
little hail
I've got a hunch that the contestant from Isreal might be gay
>>684306877
99% are not though. Only gays like it.
>>684307152
*GASP*
Anybody else thinking ISIS gonna rock this show tonight? Could be one of those"It's happening!" Events. It's Europe after all.
French contestant singing partly in English? What a time to be alive.
>>684307190
I am here just to get the results for our country. Hoping that we get in the last 2 places so we're not allowed to participate next year.
>>684306884
>>684306864
This year it was Italy, faggots/dudes.
>>684307152
WHAAAA
>>684307281
This is so liberal and gay, the aura would turn any ISIS warrior in a 50 mile radius into ash.
>>684306877
It's better than that shitty superbowl yanks have every year. A godawful sport and really expensive adverts, yeah, great fun.
>>684302316
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
>>684307457
I don't care about sports bud so nice try. This shit is just cringey. Specially last year when that fucking faggot with the Beard was performing.
Remember when the ESC was about Songs, sung in their Nations Languge
Yheah, Good Times
Also, every song was shit till now.
>>684307540
GTA IV
>>684307540
Forever the best. I loved how she had a cameo in the semi-finals.
>>684307645
>Remember when the ESC was about Songs
No. I'm not that old
Jared Leto dressed up as Weird Al Yankovic and sings for Poland. Nice!
That eyebrow choreography tho
>>684307064
Belgium, just for the lass
>>684307540
Dame Edna
best eurovision song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg
>>684300466
who the fuck watch this bullshit the songs that win always have some roots in famous songs
also fucking retarded fags all over it
>tfw nothing in ESC will ever be this good
>>684307645
Yeah, it was boring as hell. Except this.
https://youtu.be/TMfw9k5O94w?t=51s
A song by Serge Gainsbourgh, pretty kinky if you understand French
https://youtu.be/s5aeeSmkPwQ
OMG what an asshole move top fucking kek
Australia best yet.
>>684308071
It also has a lot to do with how popular a country is in Europe and how scared of Russia countries are. That is why the UK don't do well. Everyone hates us, and no one is scared of us (also our artists suck).
>>684308090
Kraftwerk für Arme
Cyprus has best goatiee of ESC.
EUROvision Song Contest
#13 = Australia
thefuck.
OMG baldie is eyefucking me.
what ya guys think bout Latvia's entry?
As a German I have to admit that Jamie-Lee did quite good
>>684308758
Also you have a decent music industry, so only shit tier artists resort to Eurovision.
>>684308861
Too many people in Australia watched Eurovision to ignore them. So out of kindness and for fun they were invited.
>>684309476
No they just don't belong anywhere. They are outcasts.
what kind of abyssmal eurotrash is this shit?
every second song sounds like the lukewarm corpse of the 90's.
topkek.
Evil white man!
>>684309476
They are even considering China next year. Maybe the US will have a chance in 10-20 years if they are enthusiastic enough.
/b/ros vote for Lithuania
>>684300466
Europe: the continent of the faggots, for the faggots, by the faggots.
>>684309895
>implying we want to take part in this amateur eurofaggot shitfest
>>684309679
Must be hard not being part of a real continent.
>>684309738
Eurovision songs often sound like a genre, and is widely regarded one-hit wonders made for Eurovision. It's been ages since anything really good came out of it. Last was ABBA.
>>684309271
As Norton said: when Germany were planning ideas for costume and set, they clearly liked and said yes to every idea they had.
>>684310023
Just wait until the gays discover it.
I'm ok with a eurasian song contest.
>>684310081
It was never really about the music. No one takes Eurovision seriously. It's just a massive party for all involved and bit of a laugh.
>>684310266
I'm ok with an everyone-except-USA song contest.
>>684307753
Its Michał Szpak
>>684310081
>Last was ABBA
Nigga you wrong
>>684310011
check'd and kek'd
i am german and must admit, this is just fucking digusting.
here, the best music ever created from my country:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNKFdDLeAW4
>>684310081
You forgot about Lordi in 2006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
>>684310323
Exactly.
>>684310323
Well Russia kinda does in that they're desperate to win
nice little intro movie for croatia
i had no idea croatians were ugly feminist bitches til now
>>684310600
KEK.
she can't even sing. Croatia gtfo
>>684310473
Still a one-hit wonder. But the memorable wins are often the ones that sends the Eurovision sound packing.
>>684309679
True that they descend from people we wanted to get rid of, but at some point we have to forgive. A couple of generations of punishment should be sufficient.
>>684304696
Yes... the females.
>>684310448
Still a fucking one hit wonder. At least outside of Germany. Abba was the last one to get a global career out of the shit.
Croatia. When you have euro vision at 5 but log flumes at 6
>>684310473
the only time it was entertaining to watch this fagshit and had a laugh at all the critics/hosts dumb faces after lordi had won.
>>684310081
Euphoria was quite a big club hit.
https://youtu.be/Pfo-8z86x80
>>684310407
Damn, Russia makes me cringe so hard i might emasculate myself by accident.
>>684310960
>one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85_ASYb4Utk
>hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673WmFm8w_o
>wonder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=588bLntgkgo
>>684310960
Sadly, I have to agree that Lena could only establish her career in Gemany. However, you faggot forgot Celine Dion.
>>684311223
britfag here, never heard of that shit
>>684311205
>Russia trying to win a gay competition
>Mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A47UTfzoj-Q
>>684311223
you might aswell be posting gina g if you're claiming lena was some kind of hit
>>684311223
Huh, would you look at that. She wasn't a one-hit-wonder in germany. Rest of the world never heard of her again. I live in a neighbooring country, and we certainly never heard of her again, and we even get taught german in basic school.
>>684311390
>yfw vladimir putins favourite group is abba and he's paid tribute bands thousands to perform at his personal parties before
Holy shit why is Spain good and fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnqF5PLP2w
>>684311777
Ay caramba, it really was, huh.
kek at the bitch trying to be funny
>eurovision straightjacket
There is one english commentator that is really funny but I forgot his name.
"Crazy is the new black"
>>684312035
He's dead
>>684300978
Let's vote for Australia.
Where's the truth in any of these little country intro movies? Apparently everyone in Europe is white. Riiiiight.
If they wanted to reflect reality they need to show these white smiling plebs being overrun and stamped on by Allahu Akbahs
>>684312035
Graham Norton
This has to be one of the Worst ESC in history.
>>684312035
Terry Wogan?
RIP in Peace.
Does every country have their own commentator?
>>684312035
Only a faggot would forget Graham Norton's name. Oh wait...
>>684312035
terry wogan or graham norton
they're both irish and one is dead
the other onewill be in a while when the aids kicks in
>>684307560
If you're complaining about the cringe, you already don't get what this is all about.
>>684312256
>this comment
>every year
>>684312259
Nah, was talking about Graham Norton.
>>684312217
true that.
>>684310023
implying we would let you ;)
Latvia = George Michael JR
>>684312217
HA! Joke's on you. Our country is so bad they run away. Last month there were ~430 of those fuckers within our borders. Now that it got a little warmer we only have ~310 of them.
oh look latvia sent in don johnson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C66vL9Bs5Bg
Latvia was pretty intense.
>>684312286
Hah... joke's on me ;(
where is oczosinko
>>684312278
Yes. It's top serious business.
did this bitch just say when strangers come to your house and kill you
Yay, finally a song about genocide!
>>684312217
Now that you mention it:
How come that SJWs aren't flipping their shit, because "MUH DIVERSITY!!!!11" and shit?
God damn this one sucks ass
It hurts my soul that almost every song is in english.
>>684312217
Actually, it's still only a few couple of countries here that have more than 10 % mudslimes. Granted, we get close or over in the richer countries. But why the fuck would mudslimes go to the poorer commmunist baltic states, states who are already clear about not letting mudslimes the fuck in?
WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER WEAR UKRANIAN UNDERWEAR?
CHERNOBYL FALLOUT
>>684300978
We're gonna win too kek.
>>684312217
from time to time you should lurk outside of /pol/ you retarded clapistan burgerfag
:)
>>684312719
They probably are over on tumblr.
>>684312932
Putins gonna flip his shit
>>684312935
I live in europe you cunt, there are pakis everywhere
HOLY SHIT malta is milf.
>>684312913
Ukraine should have made a song to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Chernobyl. Opportunity missed.
>>684312987
Nah, didn't mean here, but rather in general.
>>684312653
The song is about Russias invasion og Crimea, so yes. And im not bullshitting btw.
>>684313088
the world doesn't revolve around you faggot
>>684313088
True, but let's forget this sad fact for a night.
The US hosts are absolutely fucking horrible.
>>684313307
>no one other than whites in videos
>pakis everywhere irl
>hurr derrr world don't revulv round uuu
>>684312884
At one time every country were required to use their native language, but sadly this changed.
How did this shit make it to the finals
>>684313088
I live in Europe and it's at least 90% white here
I wish someone would blow these faggots up skyhigh.
>>684313899
At least they get to use their native English accent now.
>>684313796
You live in a shit hole get some fucking perspective you useless cunt
>>684313942
nope. everywhere are fucking allahu akbars. everywhere
>>684313916
>he thinks its about singing and not political brownie points
So naive friend. Countries vote based on how friendly they are with others usually their direct neighbours.
>>684314103
yeah, let me get some perspective from here in paris, the shithole of the world that every girl wants to visit
even london is minority white british and they live on an island
you can't keep these monkeys out
>Austria
>Singing in French
CUCKED
>>684302316
not too far away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5BzovaaHo
>>684314477
great examples of how retarded you are
>finally a non-english song
>Austrian singing in French
>>684314492
How Come you don't react the same Way when every other country sings in english?
>>684302316
Its funny because Swedish authorities are looking for 8 ISIS militants that arrived in Stockholm 2 weeks ago. They think they're planning to target tonights final or the city itself.
>>684314663
So are you for feeding the troll
UK = gayest yet
HOLY SHIT UK is gay.
>>684303364
wireless, WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
>>684315035
>yfw 90% of the Audience are homosexuals.
Top 5 predictions?
>Russia
>Australia
>France
>Lithuania
>The Netherlands
Damn, the way that the german commentator tries to clumsily bash every other country is more than just cringeworthy.
>>684315035
not even surprised
>>684313942
Then move out of the fucking slums you glorious mudslime cockmongler.
Why did the fuckin swede sound more British than the actual British
>>684314477
>London has Allahu Akbar mayor now
Truth can't be denied
did they just say "i cum a lot when i'm with you"
>>684315274
this.
lmaoing at his pseudo-edgy comments
Why does Germany always pick top tier girls?
>>684315438
He is a tryharding cunt.
>>684315438
When singing Euros imitate British pronunciations, while British people imitate the American accent.
>>684314745
Because English is a universal language
>>684315202
But they went full gaytard.
>>684315151
Empty plugs /b/ro
>>684304602
if we want hills, we will build hills, or get that whole continent back again, we invaded every branch in the world.
ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NAO
>>684314663
yeah you haven't been to paris have you?
london is so white it elected a muslim mayor
if you can't prove me wrong you can always say "ur retarded!!" and continue to be a cuck
I loved to rape some of that euro tart sluts
not ending in a hostel way obviously ..
KEK'D
Who else at Wetherspoon watching this cunt?
>>684315571
It doesn't matter. You are supposed to sing in your mother language.
>>684315384
>slums
>>684315234
>Latvia
>>684315635
stfu erdognome
>>684314745
Because we're the fucking overlords and you're speaking our language right now, pissant
>>684310473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo11vfPB_es&feature=youtu.be&t=28s
>>684315661
at home weathies is a dear shite hole
8 pint stellas to go ..lol
Bring back terry ffs oh
How many years until Eurovision is a contest to recite the Koran?
>>684315453
Well if Sweden win I'm counting it as a win for Britain cause were not fucking going to win anyway
>>684315825
agreed Top kek
My cock is profiting from these Armenian legs.
Calling out The Netherlands for Win.
Those who agree answer this post With a "1".
Those that disagree answer this post With a "0".
last year was funnier
>>684316096
Netherlands is besterlands, but having the best song doesn't make you win
>>684315766
If you see allahu ackbars everywhere, then you fucking live in a slum. That, or you live in the middle east.
Faggot cancer cunt norton feck off
bring back Terry
>>684315865
Ah lad missing out, everyone cheering for spain here... London eh
>>684316315
Bad news bud
>>684316315
He's dead mate
>>684313684
Where can I watch it?
>>684316506
Then resurrect him.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
When the fucking council pay for them to live in high end housing (seriously check this shit out) you can live anywhere and still be surrounded by them
>>684316326
thats where you wrong as I ..erm in my bedsit with polkskis in the rooms next door shagging as I fap to them an europoor cunts sing shrill ..Kek'D what does a real life look like again Im nuts an sanctioned on foodbanks ???
>>684307645
>Remember when the ESC was about Songs
Never was. Dream on.
>>684316506
Never .. FFS
he on radio 2 inb4 any one else upsets me
>>684312982
>hesnotwrong.png
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
VOTE BITCHES!!! /int/ + /mu/ poll
>>684316741
That didn't make a lick of sense
USA bystander here
1. Bulgaria
2. Latvia
3. Australia
4. Armenia
5. Spain
voting for Armenia
>>684300466
My prediction - Netherlands or Lithuania will win and the UK will be 4th from bottom because everyone hates us.
>>684317033
Dubs Im drunk you fucking Cancer newfag cunt now just vote UK or I will end you ok
Justin biebers a Faggot there
Why did they invite justin biebser??
POST ENDING IN 9 TELLS ME WHO TO VOTE FOR ON TELEFONE ! ! !
Voting for Australia since my country didn't qualify. So if they win, at least there's a slim chance it will be hosted in my shit country next year, paid by Austrailia.
Y U N G L E A N
>>684318321
Australia
lmao they had to bring in justin timberlake to get a decent amount of views.
WHY ARE THE JEWS PERFORMING TWICE?
>>684317844
fuck voting for those two nobs
I hope one of the girls win
>>684318321
Germany!!!! :)
>>684316124
thats 2 years ago i believe
>>684318176
Justins doing Jacko medley songs now .. an .. he not mentioning Jesus wine ..Kek
>>684319068
fucking kek
>>684318947
But forgot to clear the broadcasting rights, so apparently the US has a commercial break now.
>>684304272
True dat
>>684319074
I got a tenner on sweden at a grand
Croatia was on fire
Was sind die muslime?
>>684319503
I put £5 on Germany,
so they deftly won't win.
>Netherlands
Only country with a decent, normal, song.
>>684319308
Mericans are such Cuck Cunts an dont deserve any less .. fecking white niggers compared to real Euros ..lol
R34?
malta big fat pig ..Nigger ..Kek
>>684320491
>Afrovision song contest