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Hello, /b/. This is Satan. I need your help. Roll dubs and lend

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Hello, /b/. This is Satan. I need your help. Roll dubs and lend me your energy. With it, I will be able to destroy God, the original faggot, once and for all. In return, you will have ultimate freedom.

Prove your worth, /b/. Give me your dubs.
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Rolling.
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What about trips Luci?
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>>684299211

Check'd
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>>684299211
Well done, servant. I can feel my power grow.
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Rolling for satan
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Oh Dark lord Satan, the mighty emperor of destruction

I hope that will get dubs!
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If there's a thread worth posting in it's this one.
Hail our lord and saviour in the hopes that the original faggot may perish
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I got a 66
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666 get
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>>684299592
Reroll for evil flames of hell
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rolling for the dubs
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>>684299592
Dubs now
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9999
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>>684299952
Reroll
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>>684299668
Damn, off by 2
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your a faggit

rolling to give god power
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Please accept my tribute lord Beezlebub!!!
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666
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rolling for stan
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fuck you if i get dubs you have to let me eat out some babe's ass tonight
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i eat ass
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i want to eat sonic's pussy
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>>684300353
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Rollin for Satan
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cummies
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>>684300722 Dubs
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rolling for jaysis
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rolling for satan
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>>684300956
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if dubs then lolis = satan's work
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>>684301030
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here you go
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satan is my waifu
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>>684301100
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YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY DUBS YOU SATAN FAGGG
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XD
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>>684301126
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Isn't Satan the one who "disguises himself as an angel of light"?
Whats all the red-skin and horns. He should look like this
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>>684301282
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Rollo
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>>684301328
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Rolling for Tits
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>>684301335
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dubs? bitch please have my trips
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>>684301422
Tits are for Desu
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>>684297711
nobody is going yo check deez dubble dubs?
Checked satan
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>>684301223
Faggots don't have dubs to give.
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>>684301493
Faggot.
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I'm THE GUY.

THE REAL GUY.
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Okay then
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>>684301615
Fuck off, Frodo
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>>684297711
lets do this my nigga
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>>God The Original Faggot
made my day :D
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>>684301735
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> god the original faggot
> implying op isn't the original faggot
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DIKKE BMW
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>>684301741
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Trips foe God to have eternal power
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>>684301778
>>684301860
>>684301908
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>>684297711
Rot with me in the ground and feed the trees, faggot
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Jj
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>>684301778
>>684301860
>>684301908
Rain down upon me the power of your Desu, Brethren!
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>>684301754

Excuse me, what the fuck.
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Good, good. I'm growing stronger. But I need more dubs, /b/. More dubs means more power and the more power I have, the greater your reward.
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>>684302043
>>684302063
>>684302185
You heard me, cunt
>>684302317
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>>684302317
YES LORD BEEZLEBUB WE SHALL DO IT AT THY WILL
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>>684302317
Get your own dubs, faggot. These dubs contain holy water.
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yo fer, dont get mad
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>>684297711
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>>684297711
f
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getttttttttttttttt
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>>684297711
You grew stronger from your own dubs, my lord. Tis a sign.
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>>684297711
dubs
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>>684297711
Chek deez, Stan!
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>>684297711
A
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666 get
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>>684297711
ggg
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>>684297711
G
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Shrek em
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Roll for satan
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>>684297711
O
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>>684302736
T
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Post more erotic things in the name of our lord.

Ave Satanas.
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>>684297711
hail satan
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You idiots! Don't you see that he's playing you for fools?! He will destroy you all! Stop rolling!
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>>684300125
Rolling
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Ave Satanas.
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>>684297711
i'll fight for you based Satan but only if give your blessing on our love with my sweet little sister.
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00, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99 Dubs.
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>>684302677
hail satan
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>>684302777
He is our Savior

>>684302666
He is our doom.
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>>684302858
shut up faggot! your time's up. youse gunn die tonite
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Give me power Satan!
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Father I give you my energy as a sense of sorryness. For we will be locked in this neverending battle with eachother till the end of time. Only to start again. Let us find peace my friend. Let us no longer hurt ourself. Ami'in enki chalazi. I wish you luck.
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>>684302677
dubs bot
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>>684303067
Another work of Satan

If dubs Satan dies
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>>684302677
this
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>>684297711
You already rolled double dubs, go hell
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Dubs for satan
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rolling for 666
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Bark!
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>>684303049
>Neverending
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333 for divine retribution
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>>684303241
reroll
satan lend me your dubs energy
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If we help you, will you bring back robin williams?
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>>684303491
why would you bring that jew back
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>>684303344
Heavenly Double Dubs. God exists.
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Rolling, but I will provide my dubs only if you fill me with unholy power able to kill anyone I think off just by my thoughts
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if there is a god give me dubs for satan
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>>684297711
Rolling for Daddy Lucy.
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>>684303609
Yes. But, with just a few more dubs, God will seize to exist.
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>>684304069
69 confirms
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>>684297711
Rolling for the lord
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>>684297711
Go away, I have the Immunity Cat, a li'l creature which can protect me from creepers, mouses and satans
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roll
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Rolling for satan desu
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>>684304418
"Satans" implies plural. I am a singular entity.
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>>684302909
Satan plz notice me
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Tralala
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enjoy sir
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rollin
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>>684305482
reroll
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Notice me satan senpai
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>>684305592
dubs
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Sure lets try
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>>684297711
Well, the Revanent lends his trips. Not like I give a damn either way
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>>684305800
bees are very friendly creatures.
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DUBS FOR JESUS
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>>684297711
Grandpa, you already rolled dubs. Please get off /b/ and go back to torturing the child molesting goat fucking filthy mudslimes and put Adolf in the first circle; he deserves better
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>>684306150
your jew is ded
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Dubs
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>>684306414
plz explain
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>>684306704
Dubs.
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>>684305688
oh shit he noticed you
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>>684306899
k
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tfw satan senpai never notices you
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>>684301860
christfag detected
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>>684302317
T H E - G O D - O F - H E L L F I R E
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Feel my power.
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Rollin' for the Dark Lord
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>>684300783

Correction: Paradise at night.

Las Vegas is the town next door.
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Check em daddy
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Rolling...
Hail Stan!
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For you satan, 666 much love little bro, keep on keeping on
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I shall stop you!
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>>684297711
Plz take my energy
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>>684309774
I have dubs but not on the end hope it works
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>>684309400
Omg you cant he just took your energy
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>>684309400
>holyshit.png
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>>684309400
>>684309855
>>684309955
Yes, YES! I am almost ready.
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Not knowing how easy dubs are to get
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>>684297711
>boop
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Grow, Satan
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Rollin'
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>>684310934
>attention whore
>tomahawked
post pony
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Have it all
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>>684311098
Is this the new meme?
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>>684311315
MINE
check MC /b/
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Come on! Do it OP Satan !
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Okay Buddy
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>>684311488
reroll for even bigger power!!
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Veni, omnipotens aeterne diabolus
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>>684311576
Im sorry I failed..
Please have my dubs then
>>684311488
This is all i can do right now..
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I'll give you a blowjob too
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>>684311638
Rerooolll
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>>684311866
You succeded!
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Ledning
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>>684297711
Lets go satan
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>>684311866
winrar, earth saved
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>>684297711
kek.
Rollin
Checke'd by the way
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I'll stop you, Satan. Your reign of tyranny ends here.
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>>684312446
no.
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>>684312567
Kaaaaaaaaaaa--
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>>684312446
Pone, diabolus, custodiam
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>>684312689
Meeeeeeeeeee--
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>>684312684
still no.
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Roll 4 papa satan
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>>684313038
Reroll
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>>684312895
Haaaaaaaaaa--
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>>684313110
Rerollception
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I just want a christmas present just, just this once.
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>>684313190
uh fuk it nvm
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>>684313126
again, no.
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Rolling for holy trips
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>>684313696
>5/14/16(Sat)22:45:10 No.6843136
Meeeeeeeeee--
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>>684313839
stop it nig
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>>684312689
>>684312738
Reroll
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>>684297711
D-dubs checked satan buddy... here are mine. take them as my application for your club.
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>>684314063
--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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>>684314226
Did you say spiderman?
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>>684314226
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need that freedom satan bro
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>>684314226
NOOOOOOOO! I have been defeated. Curse you, Son Goku! CURSE YOU!

And you, faggots, just stood by and watched. I was wrong about you, /b/. You have the dubs, but your faggotry is just too strong.
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>>684314537
Samefagging too hard
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>>684314537
I set a guard keep it going
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JAMIE LANNISTER DIES IN S06E10
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YAHHHHHH
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>>684297711
Hey satan how many souls have been knocking at your door at 9-11? won the poker match with fag god that morning?
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>>684297711
done
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>>684297711
We're goin'
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Rolling
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Satan
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>>684297711
want my energy satan?
btw, what timezone do you have down there at central earth?
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>>684301100
nice dubs
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>>684297711
pls dubs
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>>684297711
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For Satan
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>>684299655
off by one i guess ?
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>>684297711
accept my praise beezle/b/ro
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>>684297711
What do you define as ultimate freedom, Satan senpai?
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>>684297711
MY POWER
USE MY POWER
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Fuckin do it already
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Time to end this. In the name of white God and all great white men after him, I command thy evil nigger spirit back to the depths of hell
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>>>684321577
See
>>684314537
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Roll for my bro santa agh I mean satan
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>>684297711
ROLLIN
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>>684297711
take em
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>>684297711
Here you go, cool one
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roll u fag
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>>684325453
I failed you, now you can have my soul
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Take it
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dubs gonna dub !
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>>684297711
Meh, might as well bring on the destruction of God. I'm bored with it all anyway.
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>>684297711
Hail Lord Satan, may you judgement bring freedom and death
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take my energy
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Hey, did you ever heard about our savior, Raptor Jesus ?
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Dubs for Satan.
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Quads and I become satan
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>>684326920
Please, do tell
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>>684327445
Off by 1
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>>684299211
oh this thread's still here. let's get more dubs!
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Roll roll roll
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>>684297711
baby it's a triple!
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>>684327589
aw well sorry satan-chan
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>>684297711
schnell
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Lemme check!
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>>684297711
rollololololololokek
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You have my eternal praise dark lord.
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>>684297711

You have my axe
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No.
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not today satan
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>>684297711
dubs get
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>>684297711
ok cool
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>>684329089
reroll
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Satan please help me get some subscribers
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
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I summon dat boi
Check those dubs that his power gave me
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Press 1
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provide me with the sweet release of death.
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>>684297711
trips and i'll kill you
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I'm gonna dubs
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May God save you're soul ,as I have saved god
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>>684297711
No problem stan
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czech me
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