Hello, /b/. This is Satan. I need your help. Roll dubs and lend me your energy. With it, I will be able to destroy God, the original faggot, once and for all. In return, you will have ultimate freedom.
Prove your worth, /b/. Give me your dubs.
If there's a thread worth posting in it's this one.
Hail our lord and saviour in the hopes that the original faggot may perish
Isn't Satan the one who "disguises himself as an angel of light"?
Whats all the red-skin and horns. He should look like this
Rain down upon me the power of your Desu, Brethren!
Good, good. I'm growing stronger. But I need more dubs, /b/. More dubs means more power and the more power I have, the greater your reward.
You heard me, cunt
Post more erotic things in the name of our lord.
You idiots! Don't you see that he's playing you for fools?! He will destroy you all! Stop rolling!
Father I give you my energy as a sense of sorryness. For we will be locked in this neverending battle with eachother till the end of time. Only to start again. Let us find peace my friend. Let us no longer hurt ourself. Ami'in enki chalazi. I wish you luck.
Another work of Satan
If dubs Satan dies
If we help you, will you bring back robin williams?
Yes. But, with just a few more dubs, God will seize to exist.
Go away, I have the Immunity Cat, a li'l creature which can protect me from creepers, mouses and satans
"Satans" implies plural. I am a singular entity.
Grandpa, you already rolled dubs. Please get off /b/ and go back to torturing the child molesting goat fucking filthy mudslimes and put Adolf in the first circle; he deserves better
Yes, YES! I am almost ready.
NOOOOOOOO! I have been defeated. Curse you, Son Goku! CURSE YOU!
And you, faggots, just stood by and watched. I was wrong about you, /b/. You have the dubs, but your faggotry is just too strong.
oh this thread's still here. let's get more dubs!
I summon dat boi
Check those dubs that his power gave me