back to chavs landing with you , peasant
>no spoons and no forks
>no tea and no sausages
have a fucking word with yourself if you think any englishman would allow this to happen.
Also, from the westcountry - no ragheads round here, practically no niggers or pakis either. westcountry = bestcountry
well, I'm from way down south on the english riviera - where the majority of birds are chubby, funny, and filthy as fuck.
Stay where you are though, cornwall has minimal shitskins, and that's the way we like it.
she could butter my biscuit
Snappy comeback there, Achmed.
No, we all lose our virginity to some local slag who usually doesn't even charge - buy some cider, go to the local park, wait your turn.
Face it, the rest of the country might be going to shit, but life down here is like living in Tolkien's fucking shire, and you cunts are all green as fuck cos you live in smoke-stacks full of sand-niggers.
I repeat - westcountry is bestcountry.
quints don't lie, cocksuckers.
id tickle her pickle
Yes, whilst the rest of us enjoy our actual wages working in handsomely paid jobs, while you wait for the summer to pick fruit or suck off tourists, keep killing yourself it's best Jethro
Aye theres more
Living near her is pretty sweet man
I'm a graphic designer who spends his working day sat in front of the same PC I'm sat in front of now, wearing a fucking dressing gown and either drinking or smoking all day long as I earn my living, you fucking moron.
My neighbour works as a cafe manager, and earns around £18k pa, and my buddy works as a roofer and makes more than either me or the cafe manager.
westcountry is full of rich people, needing rich people shit - which we charge them handsomely for. Also, tourist area with lots of universities and colleges - which means 2 different influxes of fresh, young pussy twice a year...
Shit nigger, this place is even better than I realised! Thanks for making me appreciate my home even more, you gigantic faggot.
just for reference
here is a prim and proper american girl
Jesus, sounds like you need to get out more, you've become bitter, disillusioned and whore yourself out to rich people by your own volition. Appreciate your home? Five Vicodin away from a suicide more like.
If you'd met her you'd know it's more of a question of what she'd do to you
A lass like this is pretty fuckin bad
Literally no idea where you get that from, asshole - I don't like my clients all the time, but they pay me well and I'm professional so I don't have to.
I get out plenty, because it's just so fucking beautiful where I live... Did I mention that? On top of everything else, we have miles and miles of natural coastline and sunny picnic spots. Must be why it's wall-to-wall with legal teen cunt wearing bikinis every summer...
Classic denial, obvious from how long it took you to get over the shock of being called out so accurately. Which is why it took as long as it did to write some shot about the pussy you masturbate to every summer but can't get any of because you don't quite look right with that overused DNA.
There's good news and bad news about her
weak comeback, nigger - who mentioned anything about wanking to them? I live here, have my own place, and have a steady supply of booze, weed and mdma...
again, I love this place - westcountry is bestcountry.
stay mad though, smog-breathing cum-junkie.
The good news is there alot of pics, and I mean alot
Basically what your describing is a stay at home inbred with a house full of mind and reality altering drugs that's fascinated by young girls in swimwear, you should be on a register. 10-1 on that you've killed yourself or one of your other equally un achieving neighbours before the decades out
Anyone else lurking for her
Dude, why so persistent with this? I have a good life, and I know it, everything is peachy for me, even though the country is going to shit. Frankly, you sound like you need a holiday...
Can I recommend the westcountry?
It's closer than you think, with sandy beaches, great food, and cafes and bars to cater for every taste, and every wallet!
For the money you'd spend going to Faliraki with a sack of faggots, getting drunk in a sweatbox every night, you could come here for a week, all in, get some sun, get some pussy, get some down time, and maybe just maybe you won't be such an angry little cunt at people who simply have it better than you.
All these cunts get blacked ffs. My best friend was a girl when I was younger then she got raped and went crazy. Got pregnant with a white chav then a fucking dumb nigger. So sad, as she was a really smart and intelligent girl. Fucking niggers.
It's like you've got two personalities. Have you just taken something? You know to take the edge off? You can't undo all that bad stuff with unusual out of context advert for the West Country, that fact that your their lurking in some dingy beds it plotting is more than enough reason to put up a fucking fence at the county borders. Your actually quite scary, please think about talking to someone before you do do some thing odd.
No? Right I'll take my leave
>he thinks chavs are a race or ethnicity
It's like YOU have two personalities, and neither of those cunts can read...
Dunno wot the fk ur on abt m8, so I'll just wish you a good night - I'm off mackerel fishing, and will probably drink some award-winning local cider as I watch the sun go down...
It's a wonderful life, faggot.
This bitch insisted those were her piercings not her nipples....
>guys i was only joking
nice recovery, kid
Se if only you'd mentioned the fishing at the beginning we could have been friends and I wouldn't have had to needlessly attack everything you said for shits and giggles. I'm going fishing in Panama tomorrow, tight lines new fishing bro
very similar to a girl i know
>Cider - Check
>Hair done - Check
>Makeup like Vegas tart - Check
>Tiny bikini and no knickers
>14 year old arse showing to the 4 winds
>basically Alaska without the scenery
>frost in May motherfuckers
>better put a coat on as well
Oh, well aren't we just a pair of wankers?
Tight lines bro, hope the sun shines on your ventures.
1) Fucking Brit here. Londoner my whole life. The concept of British women has been on my mind a lot lately as I’ve been travelling more often than usual and so I’ve been experiencing women from other countries. The thoughts I currently have about British women, my own country’s women, has troubled me enough to share them with you. I used to be pretty happy with the selection of women here in the UK. Your Lucy Pinders, Sammy Brady, the odd high street weekender who’s a real rare sight but a treat to get the opportunity to converse with if you were lucky enough to. Then I actually caught a plane and experienced the world.
I moved abroad to Central Europe (Czech) back in 2011 for work and as soon as I touched down I could not believe how good looking women where – I guess what they said was true, but this was me witnessing it firsthand. The average women was a 7 and I saw no hamplanets whatsoever. The average was just so much higher. I then went around to Germany…same thing....Switzerland...exactly the same thing...even fucking Netherlands...the same thing. I noticed that women in the rest of Europe seemed to have far more interesting faces, stronger cheek bones, more vibrant and engaging eyes, a full smile. They also seemed to take care of themselves...well, I say take care but what this probably means is they are more willing to be active and don't eat as much junk food/binge on alcohol as British chicks do. Another big thing to note is the arses and hips that chicks in mainland Europe have, which means a lot to me as this is what engages me the most. I had NO difficulty scanning my immediate surround. chick with a round and full backside with curvy hips to match - would this happen in the UK? Fucking rarely.
How come nobody bothers to use the camera timer or get someone else to hold the fucking phone?
Every photo i see of a good locking chick is ruined because haof her face is behind an iPhoneand shes looking at the screen instead of gazing into my eyes. Learn to take photos properly you stupid whores, then I'll let you shag me.
2) I remember when I landed back in the UK and I saw the gormless UK bitches I wanted to cry (and to be honest this now happens every time I take a flight outside of the UK). I could no longer defend it. British women are rank, and for all you Brit guys reading this just go overseas and you'll see what I mean. There is no contest.
British women have awkward faces and bodies; if it's not too small a mouth it's too crooked a narrow nose with nostrils that flare up at the sides , eyes that are too far apart or small, sunken cheeks that cannot be inflated with a smile, a gormless impression, bad teeth, a distinct lack of hips, a backside that no set of heels can salvage. And to hide all of this they cake on so much makeup and fake tan that you'll never know what they really look like. It's just a huge fucking awkward ensemble.
But do you know what is the icing on the cake? Their egregious sense of entitlement. Ugly 4/10 whores will accost you at the bar for a drink as if they deserve it. And this is why, coupled with the rest of what I have said, there is no way I could go be in a relationship with a British girl and all of my friends agree. My girlfriend is from Europe and she has a great body and also a personality without entitlement. British women are rank.
>Londoner my whole life
So, you're saying that all women from the uk live in London then?
Try leaving your crack-addled shithole and looking at the rest of the country, you fucking ponce.
>tfw we have the ugliest girls of any white country
Here's my assessment having travelled a bit myself:
France: God tier women. they have it down pat, they must know nothing else but how to look excellent, and yet look as though it happened by itself. it's seamless and wonderful. Very likely high maintenance.
Italy. Sexy, volatile, less careful than the French but still well worth a punt
Netherlands: unusually tall, great posture because of the frame geometry of the universally used classic Dutch bike. Friendly and likeable bu very houseproud, leave your socks on the floor and you're toast.
Belgium: I didn't see any women here, I think nobody actually lives there. i have seen a cafe and some wind turbines.
Israel: wow. Glorious girls there, helped by the high temperatures. once you';ve seen them in their natural habitat you'll see them elsewhere, they're very distinctive. Excellent genetics are assisted by the right of return which keeps an international influx going at all times and keeps things fresh.
Dubai: Hard to tell because of the Niquab but many of them have very nice eyes. Very nice indeed. And Some of the niqabs look expensive so i imagine their owners look after themselves.
US: variable, its a big place but if you can get to a beach on a nice day you'll always see some good livestock who aren't shy about being seen. In the midwest in winter you can't tell who's male or female under all those coats.
Happy travels. Made Silver tier yet?