BRIT CHAVS Part II
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BRIT CHAVS
Part II
why all british girls have "folder ass" ? it's disgusting, in my country women are much more attractive
>>684297672
>all british girls
check again, you silly foreign cunt, you may have missed one or two.
>>684297952
You cheeky lil tea sipping cunt, why don't you go surrender your spoons and forks at the amnesty program or some shit, allahu akbar
>>684298276
FUCK. Moar of left especially in those boots
>>684298403
that's sansa stark
queen in da norf
>>684297952
I fucking live in Manchester M13, and see all this whores everyday, they have all folder ass. Flat asses are disgusting.
>>684298878
kek chav in da norf , ruler of the street corner kingdom, queen of da local offie
>>684299090
>M13
Longsight disgusting paki shitskin detected. Kill yourself Mohammed
>>684299218
>first of her name
wtf is folder ass?
>>684299644
I can only assume it's some sort of nigger or paki phrase seeing as the cunt who coined it can't type English and says he's from M13 where only nightskins hail from
>>684299413
Lol, not a paki or sandnigga, but I reckon there are many in my area. Im from other european country
>>684299580
back to chavs landing with you , peasant
>>684298235
>no spoons and no forks
>no tea and no sausages
have a fucking word with yourself if you think any englishman would allow this to happen.
Also, from the westcountry - no ragheads round here, practically no niggers or pakis either. westcountry = bestcountry
btw this is now sansa stark thread pls
>>684299935
>>684299644
flat ass, not prominent.
>all the inbred cunts
>>684300000
quints witnessed
>>684299090
well, I'm from way down south on the english riviera - where the majority of birds are chubby, funny, and filthy as fuck.
Stay where you are though, cornwall has minimal shitskins, and that's the way we like it.
>>684300092
oh okay. well these skanks look kinda malnourished so that might explain it
>>684300005
What the fuck is going on with this no arsed whores fucking eyebrows?
she could butter my biscuit
>>684300279
That's cos you all lose your virginity to your sisters, or dads
>>684300446
i could eat her lemon cakes
>>684300000
quints don't lie
Westcountry = Bestcountry
>>684300530
more!
>>684300530
Moar and sauce!
>>684300468
Snappy comeback there, Achmed.
No, we all lose our virginity to some local slag who usually doesn't even charge - buy some cider, go to the local park, wait your turn.
Face it, the rest of the country might be going to shit, but life down here is like living in Tolkien's fucking shire, and you cunts are all green as fuck cos you live in smoke-stacks full of sand-niggers.
I repeat - westcountry is bestcountry.
quints don't lie, cocksuckers.
>>684300547
id tickle her pickle
>>684300695
>>684300824
>>684300000
Quints!!!
>>684300987
FUCK ME.
Please tell me theres more anon..
>>684300987
continue pls blondes in wetlook are goddess tier
Kind of a chav
>>684300881
Yes, whilst the rest of us enjoy our actual wages working in handsomely paid jobs, while you wait for the summer to pick fruit or suck off tourists, keep killing yourself it's best Jethro
>>684301203
Wow shes cute, moar
>>684301146
>>684301177
Aye theres more
![894_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BpuMLuI.jpg "894_1000[1].jpg")
>>684301339
For the love of all that is holy, dump the lot oh great anon. She is fucking fine.
Do you have a name? fb?
If not fb a name for my folder.
>>684301339
I would love to rape and humiliate her.
>>684301302
how much you get paid montly?
>>684301451
wud giv whitney a gud shag
>>684301339
nice
>>684301451
Why is this horror in this thread?
>>684301578
£650 a day IT consultant
>>684301302
kek you do realise a lot of the country residents are wealthy white people working from home, right?
>>684301629
>chav
>>684301317
Here ya go
>>684300987
>>684301451
i dont think an actor playing a chav counts
>>684301736
keep dreaming....
>>684301750
Sounds familiar, I just dont have to listen to the inbred with their retarded accents when I leave my house
>>684302109
depends where you live tbh
>>684301884
noice
>>684301884
Living near her is pretty sweet man
>>684302094
Not really, I've had better paid gigs than this one
Tapped that
>>684301884
>>684302212
She is fucking perfect... the things Id do to her
>>684301302
I'm a graphic designer who spends his working day sat in front of the same PC I'm sat in front of now, wearing a fucking dressing gown and either drinking or smoking all day long as I earn my living, you fucking moron.
My neighbour works as a cafe manager, and earns around £18k pa, and my buddy works as a roofer and makes more than either me or the cafe manager.
westcountry is full of rich people, needing rich people shit - which we charge them handsomely for. Also, tourist area with lots of universities and colleges - which means 2 different influxes of fresh, young pussy twice a year...
Shit nigger, this place is even better than I realised! Thanks for making me appreciate my home even more, you gigantic faggot.
just for reference
here is a prim and proper american girl
>>684302412
Jesus, sounds like you need to get out more, you've become bitter, disillusioned and whore yourself out to rich people by your own volition. Appreciate your home? Five Vicodin away from a suicide more like.
>>684302336
If you'd met her you'd know it's more of a question of what she'd do to you
>>684302801
Is she that "bad"? I wish to fuck I knew her.
>>684302414
Ah thank you, i had no idea they look like that.
>>684302912
A lass like this is pretty fuckin bad
>>684302793
Literally no idea where you get that from, asshole - I don't like my clients all the time, but they pay me well and I'm professional so I don't have to.
I get out plenty, because it's just so fucking beautiful where I live... Did I mention that? On top of everything else, we have miles and miles of natural coastline and sunny picnic spots. Must be why it's wall-to-wall with legal teen cunt wearing bikinis every summer...
>>684303226
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
I need names.
>>684303444
Keep dumping please anon
>>684303615
Classic denial, obvious from how long it took you to get over the shock of being called out so accurately. Which is why it took as long as it did to write some shot about the pussy you masturbate to every summer but can't get any of because you don't quite look right with that overused DNA.
>>684303646
>>684303857
There's good news and bad news about her
>>684304075
Start with the good news anon, saging all
>>684304041
So fake, so sluttly. Would fuck with the power of 1000 suns.
>>684304075
Her mum got fucked by a tiger?
>>684303892
weak comeback, nigger - who mentioned anything about wanking to them? I live here, have my own place, and have a steady supply of booze, weed and mdma...
again, I love this place - westcountry is bestcountry.
stay mad though, smog-breathing cum-junkie.
>>684298276
more of right and her feet pls
>>684304181
The good news is there alot of pics, and I mean alot
>>684304459
Can you dump them somewhere? I dont want to miss a single one,
Whats the bad news?
>>684304382
Basically what your describing is a stay at home inbred with a house full of mind and reality altering drugs that's fascinated by young girls in swimwear, you should be on a register. 10-1 on that you've killed yourself or one of your other equally un achieving neighbours before the decades out
>>684304502
what the fuck is that?
>>684304459
See for yourself
>>684305104
Typical.
Still, dump the pics man
>>684300560
could one please attach some *tits* to that body?
>this thread
>>684305210
Anyone else lurking for her
>>684304713
Dude, why so persistent with this? I have a good life, and I know it, everything is peachy for me, even though the country is going to shit. Frankly, you sound like you need a holiday...
Can I recommend the westcountry?
It's closer than you think, with sandy beaches, great food, and cafes and bars to cater for every taste, and every wallet!
For the money you'd spend going to Faliraki with a sack of faggots, getting drunk in a sweatbox every night, you could come here for a week, all in, get some sun, get some pussy, get some down time, and maybe just maybe you won't be such an angry little cunt at people who simply have it better than you.
Thoughts?
>>684305104
All these cunts get blacked ffs. My best friend was a girl when I was younger then she got raped and went crazy. Got pregnant with a white chav then a fucking dumb nigger. So sad, as she was a really smart and intelligent girl. Fucking niggers.
>>684305319
shoooooop
Chloe
>>684304260
>>684305654
left. great legs, blows better. for sure. more?
>>684305580
It's like you've got two personalities. Have you just taken something? You know to take the edge off? You can't undo all that bad stuff with unusual out of context advert for the West Country, that fact that your their lurking in some dingy beds it plotting is more than enough reason to put up a fucking fence at the county borders. Your actually quite scary, please think about talking to someone before you do do some thing odd.
>>684305730
Wow, thank Christ someone's out there spotting these for us poor cross eyed idiots
Mariah
>>684305455
Yeah man, lurking saving and stroking
Dump a link to all the pics
>>684305455
No? Right I'll take my leave
anyone know them?
>>684297634
Shit got too realistic
>>684306349
I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure she's not british. If I had to guess I'd say Egyptian from those eyebrows
It's like the Jersey Shore as a country.
>>684306588
>nationality is the same as ethnicity
>>684306588
>he thinks chavs are a race or ethnicity
>>684306860
Yeah, it's also not funny if you have to explain it
>>684306589
very charming. with the toilet bowl and all.
>>684306902
Wow, there must be a lot of Americans in this thread. The lack of sarcasm identification is frightening
>>684306035
It's like YOU have two personalities, and neither of those cunts can read...
Dunno wot the fk ur on abt m8, so I'll just wish you a good night - I'm off mackerel fishing, and will probably drink some award-winning local cider as I watch the sun go down...
It's a wonderful life, faggot.
>>684306999
I keked that she left a loo roll lying on the floor whilst conspicuously holding a glass of wine to show off or something.
This bitch insisted those were her piercings not her nipples....
>>684307151
ugly bitches
>>684307096
>guys i was only joking
nice recovery, kid
>>684307133
Se if only you'd mentioned the fishing at the beginning we could have been friends and I wouldn't have had to needlessly attack everything you said for shits and giggles. I'm going fishing in Panama tomorrow, tight lines new fishing bro
>>684300226
cheers, ears!
>>684307220
very similar to a girl i know
>>684301143
ta, chief.
>>684307313
Ohio faggot I've seen this pic b4 on face book Anon I think I may no u
brit ar so ugly and stupid :D
>>684307313
The fact that I started the sentence with I'm not a scientist wasn't enough? Fuck me IQ's must have gone down lots lately..
>>684305724
>got raped
Gee, I wonder why. It's not like they go to night clubs in micro skirts every friday and saturday night getting wasted beyond fuck all ever since they turn 12.
>>684307511
True.
>>684307509
fucking septics and their humour bypass. they can't even spell the word, ffs.
>>684306086
got any more of middle and right and names
>>684307509
Talia
>>684306821
>>684306789
damn, moar and name
instagram.com/demrosemawby
>>684307640
It's a sorry world we live in..
>>684300000
MOTHER OF QUINTS
>>684308009
thank you for recognising. peace out.
>>684307894
https://www.instagram.com/jsandhu1/?hl=en
>>684297634
>be 14
>Going out
>Cider - Check
>Hair done - Check
>Makeup like Vegas tart - Check
>Wat wear
>Tiny bikini and no knickers
>14 year old arse showing to the 4 winds
>It's England
>basically Alaska without the scenery
>frost in May motherfuckers
>heavy rain
>overcast
>better put a coat on as well
>look ridiculous
>No realise
Womens, fuuuu
>>684307336
Oh, well aren't we just a pair of wankers?
Tight lines bro, hope the sun shines on your ventures.
>>684300000
dubs chekd
>>684308125
much appreciated
So... many Chavs. just go on a bus in brighton. Good luck.
![Geordie-Shore-Cast1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vc5vSEB.jpg "Geordie-Shore-Cast1[1].jpg")
>>684306702
>>684304898
Any more of her? I know her
1) Fucking Brit here. Londoner my whole life. The concept of British women has been on my mind a lot lately as I’ve been travelling more often than usual and so I’ve been experiencing women from other countries. The thoughts I currently have about British women, my own country’s women, has troubled me enough to share them with you. I used to be pretty happy with the selection of women here in the UK. Your Lucy Pinders, Sammy Brady, the odd high street weekender who’s a real rare sight but a treat to get the opportunity to converse with if you were lucky enough to. Then I actually caught a plane and experienced the world.
I moved abroad to Central Europe (Czech) back in 2011 for work and as soon as I touched down I could not believe how good looking women where – I guess what they said was true, but this was me witnessing it firsthand. The average women was a 7 and I saw no hamplanets whatsoever. The average was just so much higher. I then went around to Germany…same thing....Switzerland...exactly the same thing...even fucking Netherlands...the same thing. I noticed that women in the rest of Europe seemed to have far more interesting faces, stronger cheek bones, more vibrant and engaging eyes, a full smile. They also seemed to take care of themselves...well, I say take care but what this probably means is they are more willing to be active and don't eat as much junk food/binge on alcohol as British chicks do. Another big thing to note is the arses and hips that chicks in mainland Europe have, which means a lot to me as this is what engages me the most. I had NO difficulty scanning my immediate surround. chick with a round and full backside with curvy hips to match - would this happen in the UK? Fucking rarely.
>>684306589
How come nobody bothers to use the camera timer or get someone else to hold the fucking phone?
Every photo i see of a good locking chick is ruined because haof her face is behind an iPhoneand shes looking at the screen instead of gazing into my eyes. Learn to take photos properly you stupid whores, then I'll let you shag me.
2) I remember when I landed back in the UK and I saw the gormless UK bitches I wanted to cry (and to be honest this now happens every time I take a flight outside of the UK). I could no longer defend it. British women are rank, and for all you Brit guys reading this just go overseas and you'll see what I mean. There is no contest.
British women have awkward faces and bodies; if it's not too small a mouth it's too crooked a narrow nose with nostrils that flare up at the sides , eyes that are too far apart or small, sunken cheeks that cannot be inflated with a smile, a gormless impression, bad teeth, a distinct lack of hips, a backside that no set of heels can salvage. And to hide all of this they cake on so much makeup and fake tan that you'll never know what they really look like. It's just a huge fucking awkward ensemble.
But do you know what is the icing on the cake? Their egregious sense of entitlement. Ugly 4/10 whores will accost you at the bar for a drink as if they deserve it. And this is why, coupled with the rest of what I have said, there is no way I could go be in a relationship with a British girl and all of my friends agree. My girlfriend is from Europe and she has a great body and also a personality without entitlement. British women are rank.
>>684300000
Witnessed
Also confirmed, if you see a black guy there its like dude, are you lost?
>>684306860
It actually isn't. They're two different things. An Iranian living in Canada with legit citizenship for random example would be Iranian ethnicity and Canadian nationality
>>684309604
"A38's that way, Sambo!"
Actually heard in my local Tesco Metro.
>>684309294
>Londoner my whole life
So, you're saying that all women from the uk live in London then?
Try leaving your crack-addled shithole and looking at the rest of the country, you fucking ponce.
>tfw we have the ugliest girls of any white country
Why live?
>>684309294
Here's my assessment having travelled a bit myself:
France: God tier women. they have it down pat, they must know nothing else but how to look excellent, and yet look as though it happened by itself. it's seamless and wonderful. Very likely high maintenance.
Italy. Sexy, volatile, less careful than the French but still well worth a punt
Netherlands: unusually tall, great posture because of the frame geometry of the universally used classic Dutch bike. Friendly and likeable bu very houseproud, leave your socks on the floor and you're toast.
Belgium: I didn't see any women here, I think nobody actually lives there. i have seen a cafe and some wind turbines.
Israel: wow. Glorious girls there, helped by the high temperatures. once you';ve seen them in their natural habitat you'll see them elsewhere, they're very distinctive. Excellent genetics are assisted by the right of return which keeps an international influx going at all times and keeps things fresh.
Dubai: Hard to tell because of the Niquab but many of them have very nice eyes. Very nice indeed. And Some of the niqabs look expensive so i imagine their owners look after themselves.
US: variable, its a big place but if you can get to a beach on a nice day you'll always see some good livestock who aren't shy about being seen. In the midwest in winter you can't tell who's male or female under all those coats.
Happy travels. Made Silver tier yet?
fuck you all brit bitches are ugly as fuck
>>684311114
off by 3
ooooooooooo bad luck
