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Sup /b/. I hate my fucking life and everything about myself and I wanna die. What up?
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>>684296878
Welcome to the club m8
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>>684296878
here fam
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-statistics/us-methods-suicide
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>>684296878

tits, before anyone asks for them

>>684297127

i'm good fam, but thanks
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>>684296878
W8 are you a man or a woman???
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>>684297239
wait you are a girl?
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>>684296878
tits or gtfo
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I am a 20-something NEETboy in mid-south-east Michigan who is working on not being a NEETboy. I just got my license yesterday and I have an '03 Le Sabre that has literally 100,000 miles on it.

It had been sitting in one spot without use for close to two years, and now has water in the tank. It sputters if you drive it for more than ten miles.

I have to fix this somehow, and I don't know what to do, and my dad keeps saying "put dry gas into the tank it'll fix it" but I'm TERRIFIED to drive the car because it might die in the city and I wouldn't know what the FUCK to do about that if it happened. I am nearly in tears, and I know that the solution is to man up and go drive it somewhere, but I don't even know if the dry gas would help.

I just want to be able to drive my damn car without issues like the other kids, and I want someone who has the knowledge and isn't an abusive racist like my father to explain what I need to do.

Pls help me /b/ :(
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>>684297239
Those are hormone tits. You are a confirmed male.
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>>684297531

posted them bud

>>684297461

last time I checked
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>>684297531
they already posted em
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>>684296878

Nice titties. Vag please
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>>684297619
Like real girl or a trap?
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Set yourself on fire, dyke
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>>684297708

An actual girl, but I know i look like a trap. I'm just ugly

>>684297799

too hot, I'm a winter person
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>>684297799
Heydrich here to help
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>>684296878
o shit waddup
why do you hate yourself?
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>>684297897

I'd fuck your ass baby. Want to see more
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Toss out that kik.
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>>684297897
Kinda butter faced but Ive seen worse, still would. More nudesss
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>>684296878
What's wrong with your life and yourself?
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You forgot timestamp, how come all girls are retarded and don't understand anything?
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>>684297897
You don't look bad (my opinion)
Not a supermodel, but not bad at all
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>>684297897
let your eyebrows grow in c:
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When was your last orgasm?
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>>684297897
You're not ugly, you just have to work on being a little more feminine, I would cuddle with you
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>>684297897

Where do you live? Do you wanna fuck a fat guy?
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>>684298044

I like anal, let's party

>>684298119

Ugly, crazy, dead-end job and nothing to show for it

>>684298087
>>684298160

thanks, I appreciate that
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>>684296878
This thread belongs on /r9k/
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>>684298336

Alabama

>>684298251

like, an hour ago
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>>684297533
Stop being a fucking pussy you nigger loving faggot
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>>684298352

I want to cum in your ass
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>>684297436
>>684297461
>>684297708
Rule 30
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>>684296878
>Sup /b/. I hate my fucking life and everything about myself and I wanna die. What up?
I used to fuck a woman like you
Time stamp this thread or gtfo
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>>684298352
qt3.14
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>>684298352
I'd love to eat your ass. You look pretty good anyway, above average for sure.
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>>684298352
In what way are you crazy?
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>>684298352
ass now
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Pic with timestamp
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>>684298527
This guy is right
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>>684297533
>NEET
plz do kill yourself loser
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>>684298352
Feet pics when?
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>>684298352
Don't sweat it, we're ugly but we have the music.
Have you gotten your crazy checked and controlled?
Dead-end jobs suck because they suck the life out of you. Are you able to apply for a new one?

Either way freckles, life figures itself out. You'll be ok, even though it doesn't feel like it.
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>>684298527

please do! :3

>>684298502

im posting in my bed on my shitty tablet, I don't care

>>684298585

I'm bipolar and I've had problems with anxiety and depression since I hit puberty

this is my fav pic of me
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>>684297533
>Man up
Call a wrecker
Take to asc certified mechanics shop
>Man up
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I'd pay for some skype time. Wouldn't mind that tongue on my cock. Punk is win.
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>>684296878
>>684297897
>>684298352
when your face changes
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>>684298352
You're not ugly, crazy girls are waaaay better than regular girls, almost everyone have a shitty work, you're good to go girl, you just need to find someone, and by looking here, it won't be hard
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>>684297533
Drain gas
Your dads a fagget
Gas separates
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>>684298807
You look cute
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>>684298807
that is one hot pic not gonna lie
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>>684298946

thanks, I appreciate that

>>684298855

i probably wouldn't do that, but i appreciate the offer. like how much?

>>684298805

I could get a new job i guess, I just don't have much motivation to do it. thanks though, I'm trying
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i hate my life too
im a dude living in socal
smoke weed every day, have a girlfriend, work when i want.
all i want to do is crossdress and suck cock and have someone tell me im pretty.
hate my life
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>>684296878
drink bleach
post results
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>>684296878
Are you a feminist? That will be the cause of most of your problems. Try ditching it.
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>>684299179
snoop dogg likes 4chan
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>>684299143

Depends on what your looking for. I'm open.
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>>684298159
>You forgot timestamp, how come all girls are retarded and don't understand anything?
it's a pain that all maletards think they shouldn't have to do. fuck you
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>>684298807
Are you on the usual regiment of pills? Or are you doing something else?
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>>684297897
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>>684299312
ill pay 50$ for her to skype me per minute
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>>684299237

I am. deal with it

>>684299312

you made the offer, make me one
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>>684299348
>feminism
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>>684298807
Nice pic
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>>684299179
At least you got something, I'm 21 y/o kissless virgin, who makes bad decisions all the time, and my life is going to an abysmal end faster and faster
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>>684299419
She posted tits already, faggot
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>>684299419

i posted tits, m8

>>684299404

I take meds, but i dunno, it's just a mental thing. i don't really like feeling dependent on things. i need some more therapy but I can't really afford it
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>>684299472
As a feminist would shitting in my mouth make you feel better?
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>>684297436
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>>684299558
lol kissless got kissed at 6yrs old
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>>684299472

100 for half an hour. Just cause I'm curious.
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>>684298352
would you post feet?
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>>684299656
Damn ur lucky care to share your secrets?
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>>684296878
then why dress like a fucking faggot?

i would hate myself too mang
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>>684299744
tbh I don't have any she was just a whore and I was the first ugly guy to say hi
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>>684299558
i make bad decisions all the time because none of them lead me to what i want to be doing
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>>684299604
Love is the best therapy, and I'm talking in personal experience, not trying to be cheesy
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>>684296878
why? you are gorgeous
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>>684299656
Thx that made me feel better
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>>684296878
OP. Self loathing is unavoidable for simple-minded, passionless egoists. All failures are exactly where they belong. If you really wanted to be something else, something more than what you are, then you would've done what it takes to get there. But if you want to feel something else for a change, there's a cure. Find a vision for the future. Devote yourself to it. Work for it, struggle for it, fight for it. Then if you need to, die for it.
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>>684299544

i like your cock

>>684299641

nah but I can peg you if you want

>>684299712

for what? a pleasant conversation?

>>684299714

maybe. lemme think about it, i might take some more pics for you guys
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>Every picture is different
>Not providing timestamp
Sorry, I don't believe you a single bit until you post timestamp
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SUICIDE BITCHT
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>>684298805
>we're ugly but we have the music
Cringe thread
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>>684300081
>don't believe you a single bit
Nobody cares fam
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>>684300070
God no. I'd be paying for you to moan like a fucking dirty whore.
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>>684300070
Post some more pictures. Feet, pussy, legs
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>>684299604
How old are you OP?
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>>684300161
>fam
Leave
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>>684296878
Does being an edgelord come naturally to you?
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>>684300486
37
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>>684300486

I'm 22

>>684300330

tell me more, I'll think about it. sounds like fun.

>>684300388

this is prolly a bad idea
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>>684300604
hes speaking the truth HURSH
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>>684296878
>suicide

What a weakling fag.
I'm a 27 year old virgin, never been on a date even. My teeth are bad, I'm short, and I work 10 hours a day to pay my rent.
All I do in my little spare time is play video games, masturbate and read books.
This has been going on, the same, with no real events or development occurring, for 8 years now.

And I would never, EVER seriously consider suicide.
Fuck, even eating a delicious red apple is enough joy to keep living.
I hope you are just seeking attention and not pathetic enough to wish to end your life.
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>>684298352
hell yeah anal's great but I'm a germanfag and my dicks aint that long. dont think ya that ugly either btw and im just sitting here beeing stoned and fucking lonely sucks aswell
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>>684300686
That ass
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>>684300686
spread
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>>684300834
seig heil
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>>684300686
You get on skype and slip your fingers inside yourself while moaning and telling me about how badly you wished you had a big cock inside of you. Before crying out while you cum all over your fingers.
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>>684300834
God I hate Germans stupid nazi
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>>684301145
stupid american o wait I am american fuck you still seig heil
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do you have a picture of yourself with long red hair? or at least long hair?? i think you wiil look nice if you act and appear more feminine. pls post a pic of yourself with long hair
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>>684301086

cam or audio? are you on cam/audio too?
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>>684301145
Nazis are the best that could have happened to the world
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>>684301264
Both.
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>>684300686
i'm interested
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>>684301255

I haven't had long hair since i was like 13, man. i don't care about looking feminine

>>684301394

you could get the same thing from a lot of people for probably cheaper, I think i would disappoint
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>>684301698
Which kind of men are you attracted to?
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>>684301698
What's your dead end job?
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>>684301698
Most likely. But I'm interested
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>>684300686
Moar :'c
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>>684296878
Why are so depressed about yourself. Look at all the attention you are getting by simply having a vagina and tits.
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>>684301698
Post your feet
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You egdy cockfuck faggot
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>>684301985

I'm bi with a preference for women, honestly. I don't have many preferences for guys. if they're nice and clean and compatible I don't really care

>>684302040

i work at a Walgreens

>>684302259

so i have people that wanna fuck me, that's fun, but who cares. i'm not sad when I'm fucking people but that doesn't last long
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>>684302259
We men are weak
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Whatsapp Threadie

>>684301833
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>>684302403
At least you CAN fuck people and have people that give enough shits to look at you. I could only wish for as much.
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>>684302403
I would do more than fuck you, I would take care of you, make you smile, and protect you
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>>684302403
Would you like a small dick inside u bb?
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>>684302571
Wut
I haven't seen this shit before
I guess it's new
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>>684302403
No college?
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>>684302403
You better post your feet or i'll rape you
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>>684302711
oh MY
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>>684302682
Come on anon, there have to be people out there that would love fucking you
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>>684302711
Old as fuck, actually
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>>684302881
I'm with him, some of us are unfuckable, we were born to be lonely, I'm kinda accepting it now, but I still cry myself to sleep every night
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>>684302403
What does your pussy smell like?
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>>684303157
Probably like fish
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>>684302571

omg sounds excactly like those tumblr bitches, 10/10
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>>684302403
I'd actually date you, take care of you, care for you, buy you things and make you feel loved and happy. I'd pay for your meals and whatever you want to buy. But the reality is a girl like you would look over my shoulder to a chad.
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>>684302571
What faggotry is this? Fuck are cummies?
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>>684302571
the original one had emoji's
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>>684303439
Holy shit dude. Could you have possibly revealed your neck-beard in a more obvious way?
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>>684303439

what the fuck is a girl like me? I'm a crazy bitch with no friends, you'd be a blessing

>>684303157

heaven

>>684302756

be still my beating heart

>>684302712

i dropped out
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>>684303439
Welcome to the real world, dear fedora bronny
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>>684303323
I'm so terrible with girls that i once paid a girl i met online to send me her used panties..told her to cum in them and make it smell like her pussy..when it arrived in the mail i was so excited but it just smelled like shit...i will never trust girls again
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>No timestamp
To the trash it goes
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>>684302571
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>>684303768
can you post some more pictures of yourself naked? i think all of us would enjoy more of that, thanks in advance.
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>>684303768
Have any hobbies?
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>>684303768
How come you dropped out? And what were you studying?
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>>684303439
A tip of the fedora to you, my enlightened brony
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>>684303768
POST FEET NOW
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>>684303768
Crazy bitches are the best, I don't get why people don't understand that
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Tell us how you manage to sex anyone, looking like that
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>>684296878
You look like a dude, and you look edgy as SHIT.
I just said the obvious, I know, but whatever.
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>>684304868
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>>684296878
You get Outside much? Ive hear stories of people with depression get better just by getting some sun. Depression makes u wanna stay inside but that shit just makes it worse, try going on a walk 15 min a day to get some sun. Not gonna work instantly but hopfully after a couple weeks u will be able to notice a difference.
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I hate myself to but one thing I do think "today is a good day" even when it isn't. That gets you through certain things. There are moments that'll make you sad. There are moments that'll make you cry. But just remember you can move on.
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>>684304947
OP is gettin paid on skype
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die and get off my board you fucking dyke
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you have atencion now. for nobodies... you know that? this peopl state here for mer entertainment.. your need love baby. all wee need is love. i hate everything my love but i dont have other life, other oportuniti, im goin to party now, think this and good bye pretty.
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>>684296878
What happened, puss out last week?
>oh look, this thread again
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Is OP gone?
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>>684308574
Like your chances of finding happiness bro
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