>WW3 breaks out
>you get drafted into the US military and sent to fight on the fronts lines in Russia against Putin's boys
>you get assigned to a unit consisting of mostly women
Ww3 is an impossibility. Reality sucks too much for something cool like that to happen.
take my time leisurely raping the entire unit. Start with the top bitch and work my way through the ranks. Once Ive had them all Id start at the top again, but this time get real weird with it.
Perfect crime. Theres no punishment for rape in the military
Defect and slaughter them all with Putin's boys.
> mfw I already read Russian
> mfw I no longer have a nigger president
> mfw I join their glorious chekist ranks
Never under-estimate their trickery. Also our government sucks Uncle Sam's dick far too much, and occasionally tickles his ass as well. It's not beyond a reasonable doubt that they'd let us be pawns in their twisted little game. At least in OP's scenario they're being decent enough to compensate us with some poontang for our troubles. It would suck so hard if you were gay though. Especially since military women are not very girly, so you wouldn't even get to enjoy the usual weird honorary girl status that you get as a gay man in civilian life.
i wouldn't say impossible. but as long as the markets are stable, there will be no war between nato, russia, china. so check frequently if bananas and coffe is stashed at your supermarket :)
if not nobody will be sent anywhere. mind the 300 minutemen with at least 4x 750kt warheads or more and the new topol 9m. 20-30 min after the last deputy war turns into open war, ww3 will be over.
>treaties out the ass
Like we're at a point in time where a major country vs country can't happen. We would rather negotiate before statring a war. It costs a lot of money, and every life is a special snowflake. So the loss of life would be unacceptable. Even on a small scale we freak the fuck out. We have police actions, and small conflicts over territory bla bla bla,but never anything major. Even north korea doesn't have the balls to start a full scale war, because we have the power to shut that shit down in a matter of hours.
>Not be a faggot and fuck them.
>As long as they had the same entry requirements as men or they're women for a certain reason (like being able to get closer to the enemy without raising suspicion) I won't be buttmad.
>If the above is not the case I will be buttmad but I won't be a faggot and I'd fuck them anyway.
Hide for one day in the Congo, so when the unit searches for me it will have its strength tested against gangs of a million rapists and return with only me and the few of the women who are truly strong.
This is bullshit, do you know how many retards support the war in the middle east? War makes a lot of people a lot of money too, a lot of technological advances have been made because of the war effort too. There's a whole industrial war complex that makes a killing off this kind of shit.
Obviously I'm going to hit on them a lot.
I'd ask them about their days, tell them they look pretty, sweet talk them. Drop jokes like "Well it looks like I'm not the only boob in this unit!" on them, slowly get them to all like me, then try to find one to date.
I thought they do for the front line. I don't know, I'm not even American, which begs the question why I would even be fighting in the US military in the first place. It sucks that they don't for the rest of the military though.
>Equal enough to serve but not equal enough to have the same entry requirements
I'm national guard. The government doesn't pay me, the state does. My "real" job is working as an emergency hazmat responder, and environmental remediation. I joined the army, for the free education, through army AIT. which landed me a pretty kickass job. In the confines of your basement, I'm sure you know all there is about how military finances work.
>trying to get out of the jam you are in, you offer Putin your entire unit for his raping pleasure.
>with a sly smile, he accepts your terms of surrender
>suddenly you remember that YOU are in your unit
>You only have moments to think about this, as Putin is rummaging around, trying to find his raping hat
i already thought of that before i surrendered :3
>Implying that WW3 would be fought with anything but nukes.
>Implying that Russia and the United States would engage in anything but a proxy war
>Implying that there would be a front line between the US and Russia
>Implying there'd be enough time to draft soldiers before nukes fall
>Implying there is no such thing as MAD.
I'm french, how long did our government resist the urge of surrendering to the invader ?
Ww3 is an impossibility. Reality sucks too much for something cool like that to happen.
Unlikely to happen, but not impossible.
Overpopulation+ a few climate disasters and here we go.
It could get a little rough for you, butt...
Also why the fuck are people thanking this faggot for having a fucking job.
WOW dude you earn money thank you for doing something any decent person does.
>Overpopulation+ a few climate disasters and here we go.
Like the climate disasters wouldn't help with the overpopulation and balance things out.
Ever notice how natural disasters mainly strike third world overpopulated shitholes?
All we have to do is sit back and stop sending help.
IF i was an american, I would collect all my survival/bushcraft gear. Get to Canada as fast as possible with my family, go deep into the woods.
I would get a better chance surviving this was then as a soldier in WW3.
Soldier are just people hired to die, so rich people can get richer. The governments try to but in somekind of honor into it, Sheep mentality lives on, but not with me.
AND i've taken my tour in the military btw.
>implying any communication goes on with Navy Seals.
That depends, do they look like your pic related or my pic related? I'll feel safe if they're built like my pic related but if they look like your pic related they will most likely end up getting me killed. Pic related btw.
>sent to fight on the fronts lines in Russia against Putin's boys
>you get assigned to a unit consisting of mostly women
Women can't into combat roles.
I would be happy that they sent me to some supply company instead of the front lines.
Never mind the fact that i live in a country that is not allied to either side of the conflict.
We might give the Russians a kick anyway if things aren't going their way, just for old times sake.
Hahahahaha i come from a third world country in South America
>Implying more than the 5% of help donation arrives
>Implying help organizations don't take pics showing their helping to make people donate while they actually take the 95% of the donation money to get rich
>Implying third world countries get any help that matters
>Implying we give a shit about your help
>implying we won't just get drone striked or be drone striking
Sit in my bunk and get pussy all day until I die or come back home
See? This guy gets it.
If only the useless fucks that donate $5 every time they see some disaster on tv would smarten up the whole "humanitarian aid" scam industry would die out in months.
You're an idiot. Do you think you wake up in combat, step outside, shoot a gun, then go back to sleep?
Modern small-arms fights take place between 50 and 300 meters. You get into these fights by finding the enemy, which means traversing over variable and hostile terrain while carrying the weapons, ammunition, body armor, food and gear that you'll need.
If you can't pull yourself up to a bar in PT gear, then how the fuck are you going to drag your ass + 80lbs of equipment over multiple hajii privacy walls in order to avoid being hit by IEDs?
You won't be able to. Back to my original point - you have no idea what you're talking about.
>You shitpost on 4chan waiting in anticipation
>Oh boy, anon, it's time!
>You rush to the microwave to get your totinos pizza rolls
>They're too hot to eat right now so you get a bit impatient but you can wait
>Continue to shit post
You might think being in the military is being a leech low-life fuck. But it still helps you stay inside to eat your hot pockets all day.
My rank is on my chest. I'm a 74D (CBRN).
No, I'm just a cynical asshole. No soldier wants to see combat.
You get it. I just do this because it's extra money in my pocket.
Well it is pretty much useless in war. If they denied that, they'd be a faggot. The only scenario where pull ups would be useful in war are where you're hanging onto a helicopter landing skid (which are rare these days, most big helos have retractable landing gear) or where you've been knocked off the edge of a cliff and have to pull yourself back up. That's not to say pull ups are not effective for building fitness, but they are certainly not very effective in most combat scenarios. Besides, this is not about seals. Women blow seals like an early 90s Honda Civic, but they can't actually be seals yet.
Wow. The neckbeard force is strong in you. Not once did I say that pull ups were not good for building your strength. I said that they have nothing to do with fighting. He was talking about fighting. Not about moving, marching, whatever the fuck. He was talking about how their lack of strength was not useful in combat, not fucking running about in the jungle, you demented fuck. I bet you have a cum sock and everything.
You sound like you're in 9th grade. Every adult should already know this stuff. Check out the military-industrial complex, "war is a racket", creation of the Federal Reserve...I could go on but I don't think you'll take the time.
Also, the Business Plot - which is was a planned coup by the rich/elite in the US to take over the government and turn it into a fascist dictatorship. Prescott Bush was involved and then, low and behold, his son runs the CIA and becomes president, then his grandson.
Here's a Guardian article: How Bush's Grandfather Helped Hitler's Rise to Power
Business Plot youtube
group up with the few men there are and systematically rape the women.
>1. Say women belong to the kitchen and are not supposed to be fighting.
>2. Women try to prove me wrong.
>3.Women try to do the fighting for me.
>4. Learn how to survive drinking 2l of vodka daily.
>5. Learn Russian, privyet motherfuckers!
>6. Accept Putin as our Lord and Savior.
Liberals can't see this though because they've been brainwashed through formalized education (by liberal teachers), the media, and society in general to believe that they are the most special snowflake on the planet.
Established, powerful people know that it's easier to control a disorganized group of selfish individuals than it is to try and tame a group with shared values, direction, and purpose for existence. We're all going to die, some people just want to stroke themselves off their whole life rather than putting away their dick and doing something of value.
>He was talking about fighting. Not about moving, marching, whatever the fuck. He was talking about how their lack of strength was not useful in combat, not fucking running about in the jungle
You have no idea how infantry works do you son?
Even mechanized infantry still rely much on personal fitness to accomplish their goals.
Did you think soldiers just ride around in tanks all day shooting at random houses until they think they got the right one?
You work a job that exchanges a good chunk of your life so that rich people can get richer. Then the government takes a good chunk of that value that you worked for and takes care of poor people.
The point is that if you're a decent, honest, hardworking person then you're fucked either way. Why run to Canada and hide?
I would gladly supply the Bio-weapon but I'm of no use on the battlefield or battleship when the gut busters come swinging multiple times a day. I imagine that the ladies of a squad would be triggered somehow if a canister of colon napalm misfired onto them
>Dying or risking your life to guard non-existent borders
>Seeing honor on that
>Call brainwashed the people that doesn't give a shit about that
Being this brainwashed
ah fuck you man... for the last time... I'm not talking about infantry, seals, whatever the fuck... these are women. And yes they would have to be fit anyway, even if their main duty is pushing a pen. This statement has nothing to do with what you have to do to get to the battle, it has to do with what happens when you are there. And that usually is shooting your gun in the general direction of the enemy without aiming it.
You must have ridden the short bus to school. Strength has everything to do with fighting. Combat is three things: shooting, moving, and communicating.
You have to locate, close-with, and destroy the enemy by fire and close combat. Do you really think that you're going to just walk somewhere and then take a pop at the bad guy? Do you think that it's not physically and mentally exhausting?
You're wrong and you can't accept that you have no idea what you're talking about because you're a weak little bitch who lives in mommy's house.
Again - you don't magically show up at battle. You have to get there. Just accept that you're wrong and don't have a clue what you're talking about. Everyone already knows you're a faggot.
People who think we don't get taxed or have half taxes is fucking dumb we have to pay taxes like everyone else the only thing that's different is we don't get to sit in our mothers basement and live of someone else's freedom
Let me explain something to you.
People in private sector jobs earn money from their employer, who gets that money as a result of the good produced by or services rendered from the employees.
In the military, the money you "earn" is already the result of taxes taken from taxpayers in the private sector. You get taxed on it, yes, but that was already tax money to begin with. Which is one of the many, many reasons why nobody takes you people seriously.
Wait, really? Fucking a, I'll work as a weapons manufactoring supervisor on US soil and fuck the troops' wives. I'll help the art majors finally get employed manufacturing rounds. And if they bitch about SJW shit I'll execute them for heresy/treason and no one would complain
Thank you Americans faggots, because of you and your provocation towards Russia it will strike to Finland and we have to really fight like men, unlike your pussy soldiers who shoot couple of rounds to air and then call airstrikes.
regards finnish apu apustaja /help helpper
Absolute fact... most soldiers except for hardened combat veterans will miss their target most of the time. In fact many soldiers won't even have a target, they'll just shoot in the direction that they think the enemy is. It usually takes experience and seeing a few buddies die before a normal man becomes a killer, despite the best efforts of the military to overcome this. Those that can do it effortlessly will usually fail psych eval.
not a looker in the bunch
Cold War is over but that doesn't change the reality of what a nuclear war would be.
Furthermore, the United States and Russia both still possess large stockpiles. Attempts at disarmament are acts of grandstanding.
Follow her orders. We can do it. We'll fucking kill the enemy and drink ourselves blind on commemorative anniversaries. We won't be men and women, but brothers and sisters—albeit, there are plenty of you in /b/ rather interested in incest. So, not you people.
Hope for the best
Most female troops are fucking bitches. Wish they find me attractive and insert my noodle in her ravioli in hopes of neutralizing their hostility. Do whatever it takes avoid war.