how did anon first learn about what size condom to use and if your dick size is socially acceptable?
Never used one.
>>684281805
I got measured in the shop like everyone else.
>>684281805
Go to the dick molding store, get a mold done, then order custom made condoms at the condom shop.
penis inspection day, the public size comparizon chart makes it simple to determine the acceptability
you asked the chemist to measure your dick?
Condoms are pretty much all one size with a few exceptions.
Look at the picture on the box, you don't want one with a larger tip than the base if your dick is less than 7 inches long.
Any of the elaborate trojans etc will be like this. Avoid those, they like to slip off.
Normal ass condoms work fine and you can get a 50 pack of durex or trojans for like $20.
>>684281805
>got boner
>put regular sized condom on
>seems to fit
>good to go
Also magnums arnt the much bigger than regular ones, like an inch, condo a are also usually like 7 inches long
>>684282623
>tfw you can only afford medium sized condoms from the drugstore and not get a proper fitted one from the condom shop
>>684282725
Britfag detected
The reality of the matter is there is no such thing as magnum it is a marketing ploy. If you buy a magnum and think you are well endowed I have news for you.
>>684281805
always just bought regular , hated them , then my now wife said " You need to use bigger condoms"
Magnum XL god tier condoms now
>>684282636
Wow free bait
my neighbor molested me for around 10 years as a child and made me have sex with a lot of people
>>684283059
Magnums are too loose on your little fella?
>>684283123
Was it a woman
>>684283059
Virgin detected
You'd know they were bigger if you'd ever unrolled both condoms
>>684282948
We buy in bulk condoms are our only means of prevention and I was spending about $358.00 a month on condoms I learned to buy condoms in bulk amazon has 100 for $14.00 when you do the math of 14 condoms for $8 you will see you save a lot of money.
>>684282948
ha plebe
What size condom would you use on a 3 to 4 inch cock?
>>684283169
>>684283293
on the contrary, they fit fine but that's the point condoms are elastic they are made to fit any size. Now talk to me when you have actually stretched a magnum condom like I have.
>>684283368
Yeah but you can't get your exact measurement off amazon
Thats why I hate condom shops and how pricey it is to set up a measurement, let alone buy your size
>>684281805
Well it was afraid at first, very introverted.
But I told that dick, I told it that it had to get out more, you can't just be locked up in your parents house forever.
So I took my dick out for a while, it made a few friends. Started learning to be less socially awkward. Eventually my dick got it's own house and started paying rent.
The dick paid good and quick. He doesn't like condoms though.
>>684283368
*$358.00 every 6 months sorry.
>>684283368
jeezus.. sounds like birth control meds would be cheaper...
>>684281805
> Everyone in my high school joked about magnum condoms.
> Gf came over to fuck and I had a few condoms that my best friend gave me.
> He kept them under his bed for convenience
> Popular kid
> Condom didn't fit (too small) top lel
> Buy a pack of extra large magnums
> Mfw it fit
> Tried buying the specialty condoms (ribbed, flavored, etc.) But they never fit me
Above average cock reporting in
How do you avoid the embarrassment of buying a small sized condom in public?
P.S. am beta fag
>>684283558
Hah, i don't even use condoms
Ziploc bag massterrace
>>684281805
Condoms are supposed to fit very snuggly to prevent leakage. If you put on a condom and it doesn't actually hurt, it's not too small. If you can pinch the base ring and there is nothing gathered in the pinch it's fine. If anything gathers in the pinch, or if when you put on a condom there are folds/creases in the latex along the shaft the condom is too big for you. I educate inner city african americans about sexual health and pregnancy prevention, which is no real credential but is moreso than most of the 9th graders on /b/.
>Have free condoms from school
>Asian qt grill comin over for secks
>Asks "Do they fit?" before she comes over
>I'm like yeah they should
>After BJ put on condom
>Tight as fuck, boner dies
>Fuck her bareback
>Unable to cum
>Find city program that mails you free condoms
>Order Lifestyles Larges
>Fit like a charm
>Hype
>End of story
how does one purchase a condom for a chode and or pencil dick?
>>684283558
No they are not made to fit any size .... I can get a normal one on, but my dick turns purple. That was when I used condoms now I only use them if it's someone new or a quick strange >>684283558
>>684281805
Use medium, They stretch.
I have an extremely difficult time cumming with anyone that isn't myself to the point where for the first year or so of my relationship with my current girlfriend the only way I could cum without using my own hands is by fucking her ass. Now we've gotten to the point where I can cum from her mouth and hands as well but I just can't from her vagina and I have to blame the horrible variety of size options for condoms.
A regular Trojan would probably fit length wise but its so tight it feels like a boa constrictor torturing my dick.. I tried magnums and they're still too tight width wise and it still squeezes it pretty tight and hard. Magnum XL's are by far the best but they're still just a tad too tight. I thought maybe I'd try the ultra thin material condoms to hopefully make myself cum but they're tight as fuck, they feel better vaginally than the others but in terms of comfort it's horrible... I'm also 3 for 3 on those breaking while inside of her because they don't fit properly.
only ones that fit me
>>684281805
When I put on a condom my shaft seems to turn purple like blood flow just stopped and it hurts until it's numb.
I'm 5.9' long, 2.4' across, is it supposed to be that way?
I'm 19 and I've avoided sex this last weeks because although I'm a horny mother fucker I don't want to be a father.
>>684284841
You put a muslim woman on b4 sex?
>>684283646
underrated post
>>684283744
online
>>684282010
this
I would buy 5 packs of bare skin a month those are the best condoms for feel. $40 dollars a month $10 cheaper than the pill but mine forgets to take pills. by buying 100 in bulk at 14 dollars I save $66.00 dollars in 2 months and 198.00 dollars in 6 months the brand I bought and have no complaints havn't had one break was life styles on amazon.
>>684284386
My dick also turns purple and I can move the blood with my fingers when I use one, is that supposed to happen?
>>684282010
Underage B&
>>684285249
Do you know how many beta virgins are on this board?
>>684283368
>not just pulling out
Amateur
> YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE INTERNET NAVY SEAL <
Reply "Sabotage the condom." and the Internet Navy SEAL will send fame your way.
>>684285750
Sabotage the condom.
>>684281805
Magnums don't even fit me right. Which makes since because they're barely larger then regular condoms.
I just have my chick get on the birth controle or I pull out, I fucking hate condoms.
another protip for you noobs on condoms buy flavored ones trust me she will want to try each flavor.
Wife allergic to latex so we used to buy extra expensive latex free condoms .
They squeezed me too hard so we sized up but even it was terrible . Now we use depo birth control and no Condoms
I'm only about 7in. but I have above average thickness so I think that's part of the problem .
>>684286527
>pro
>gets blowjobs while wearing a condom
>>684281805
read the box virgin
>>684281805
99% of condoms will fit 99% of men
magnums are hilariously over-rated
>>684283558
Remember kids, on the internet, EVERYONE has a 12" penis.
regular condoms won't fit me although I'm just 25' long, when I put them on I get visible tears on my shaft and blood spurts out of the tip - please tell me my dick is big
>>684287388
Especially the ladies
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2018 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a *ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight *ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother*ing fountains. Made the * beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.
>>684283558
>condoms are elastic
>are elastic
>condoms
>elastic
>>684281805
just pick a condom and use it ffs
i use magnum because the regulars make my head smushed and turns my dick into a smushed tube
>GF buys normal sized ones
>Fit ok, but they leave a purple bruise ring around Mr Pinky
>GF buys Magnums
>Fit great, no ring of pain afterwards
>GF buys "sample pack" on A&E
>Decide to try the coated numbing ones
>Way too fucking tight but whatever
>Wound up making me bleed towards the base
Said fuck it and she went on the pill
>>684282469
underrated post
>>684283477
"Cat" they're in the pet aisle.
That feel when no gf
condoms fit rediciously tight, are there condoms with more girth instead of length?
>>684283477
you don't have anything to worry about
stay away from durex they will squeeze the life out of your dick.
>>684283702
pic or didnt happen
>>684286733
Better protect yourself against gengivites
They told me on penis inspection day back in middle school
>>684287660
not being named chad, what a loser
>>684287622
There are no girls on the internet anon.
>>684285651
what is precum
yes even you with your negative 10 cm cock can get precum
>>684288633
I remember this.
>>684281805
I'm 15, don't ask me these questions you creap.
>>684289087
Chad is his brother, and his adventures are too fucking awesome for mere humans to even read about.
>>684281805
>be around 17 i guess
>already had sex 10+times
>always take time to put on my regular, sex ed / festivals condoms, struggle but it works
>one day just try to buy large ones, just to see
>it fits much better, never looked back since
>mfw currently discovering joys of no condom at 22, not with any girl of course
>was worth the wait, and still STD free
>>684289367
>thinking precum can get you preggers
dude its literally 2 different liquids.
>>684287400
Your dick is big, checkum.
>>684282010
muh man
>>684283587
Did you not get measured yearly on Penis Inspection Day at school? It helps predict your size down the line.
>>684287660
May I suck you?
How do you buy condoms when you're thick but only about 6" long? I just haven't used them cause regular ones hurt. I would imagine any "large" size one would be longer too and just slide off
>>684289992
thank you, anon, my personal well-being is highly dependent on the praise given to me by total strangers after I lie about myself, it's what they call 'being an alpha'
>>684288333
Full house
>>684289121
No just enormous faggots like you
>>684288633
What? Is that a real thing?
>>684290828
>not remembering penis inspection day
>>684288050
>>684288333
Check how small the ring at the top is.
Also just because it stretches doesnt mean it's not super tight and uncomfortable
>>684290828
what do you live in china or something?
they dont do it there because every chink dick is 1 milimetre
>>684290645
You are very welcome, may I suck you Mr. Alpha?
>>684291079
so what you are saying is that condoms are elastic?
>>684291042
No man, I grew up in a normal country. What fucking pedophily is that? "Inspecting" childrens' penises.
>>684291289
no shit m8
>>684291133
What the fuck man, what do they even inspect your penis for?
>>684291133
And I'm Dutch, btw.
What i learnt is that when a girl is laying naked in front of you size doesn't matter, you will squeeze that thing into whatever size condom you have at the time and wreck her.
>>684291136
there is nothing I would love more than to get my giant penis I just recently told you about out to prove that every word I spoke was true, but sadly I ... can't, because I ... have to do ... stuff
real shame, though!
>>684291565
Too bad, how about we exchange information in order to prove this ginormous penis?
>>684291477
hygiene, medical conditions, proper growth, injuries
>>684291456
glad to hear that, it sounded like this retard didn't think so
>>684287678
