YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>684272429
Fuck off Randy Bobandy.
>>684272429
Fuck off randy
>>684272528
fuck off randal
>>684272429
Fuck off Randy.
>>684272528
Are you out prostituting yourself off for burgers again?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>684272967
nice filename faggot
>>684272893
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684272893
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
>>684273077
i did this to my litle girl cousin
>>684272787
>>684272849
how about you mongoloids quote the correct post
>>684273326
you did good
>>684273488
Thanks, Lori
if dubs, banana will stay old and classy and sumo pear will die
attempts left: 3
>>684273449
tfw i noticed what i did after i did it i think im actually retarded
or i can play this off as u got epic trold :^)
>>684273580
attempts left: 2
1???
>>684273580
id like them to both die, dat boi is the way to go. Oh shit waddup!
THANKS, LORI
>>684273372
story please
>>684273706
here come dat boi!!!!!!
oh shit waddup!!!!!
>>684273240
>>684273273
>>684273303
>>684273332
>>684273368
>>684273402
>>684273467
>>684273520
>>684273552
>>684273584
>>684273654
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
>>684272893
Idk why this shit turns me on
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pear, and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit
>>684273817
Copypasta fag
>>684273817
>mfw none of these posts are mine
you did good. even though both memes are equally cancer there is no reason to make a new one.
>>684273949
yes you do
>>684273983
>>684273719
>cancer, or other cancer
wow, doc, you're not giving me much of a choice here.
RARE, DO NOT STEAL
Who has the picture of the thread with that guy who only listened to linkin park like 30,000 times
if you sumo posters keep calling them sally and daughter, where is the vagina?
>>684272429
Fuck off Randy
>>684274293
here you go anon
itt severe autism
>>684274333
and worst of all: why do you guys keep drawing dicks?
>>684274459
okay that joel joke was unintentional
>>684274192
Nobody's going to steal a shitty meme no matter how rare it is
>pic related, superior meme
REQUEST FRUIT SALAD TO BE DELIVERED TO THIS THREAD
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/684257347/why-am-i-such-a-faggot-and-like-shemalestraps#bottom
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/684257347/why-am-i-such-a-faggot-and-like-shemalestraps#bottom
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/684257347/why-am-i-such-a-faggot-and-like-shemalestraps#bottom
>>684274386
Thanks lori
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
WTF is this new sumo fruit cancer meme? Somebody please explain.
>>684274424
lol the cocksucker again that doesnt know how to create images programmatically xD.
posts them all by himself alone in his ylyl thread.
These threads are pure cancer now. Can't we get a worthless meme board?
>>684274687
The latest in forced memes
>>684274953
we already have one, it's called s4s
>>684273719
But they both end the same. So why does it matter what I pick?
>>684274803
how fucking stupid are you?
thats was a spambot with 4chan gold account.
not like you fucking idiot, post them all by youself wasting hours of you life.
>>684274386
I hate you
>>684272429
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462791832597.webm
Compliments of /gif/ . Prepare to lose
>>684274905
Christ, which publisher are crazy enough to pass this furfag fanfic on to the public?
LOL NIGGERS AREN'T REAL PEOPLE! FUCKING BLACK COONS! SUBHUMAN TRASH! FUCKING DRINK SOME GRAPE SODA OUT OF A HOLLOWED OUT WATERMELON WHILE YOU STUFF YOUR FAT GREASY APE FACE WITH KFC, YOU'RE A LIVING TURD! NIGGER, GO BACK TO THE COTTONFIELD LIKE THE SLAVE YOU ARE, PIECE OF SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FOflVEmeCY
>>684273326
It's the same people that post Spiderman pics and that ugly girl from gay's of thrones. Yes. Gays of thrones. Bunch of fags.
>>684272429
>Fuck off Randy
>>684272429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwE8ihax95Q
https://youtu.be/ifMWnOtKpbw
>>684273326
is dat copypasta?
>>684273706
That shit made me lol. Oh shit
>>684274905
twilight breaking taboos again
bestiality ftw.
>>684275138
kek, thing is it starts fine. Like lord of the ring with moles but half way through the author goes mole sex crazy.
>>684273997
When world's collide.
>>684272923
Is it step 3 4 or 5 that makes the mustard gas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavI_fuu1c8
Add more to my picture plz
>>684276076
>the heavily addicted mole, asks his dealer for another £10 bag on tic
>he declines
>#knowyourmolejabroni
>>684276450
Nigger
>>684276450
Nigger
These threads fucking suck now.
>>684275138
That's a weird way to ask where to buy it
>>684273335
that is depressing get out of here
>>684276450
Nigger.
>>684276450
Fucking nigger
>>684276450
Fuck off, Nigger
>>684276234
>corn starch
>mustard gas
the fleshlight thing actually works. I wouldn't use a glass cup though, probably plastic instead just to prevent shattering. Definitely don't put the hot glass in the freezer as soon as you take it out because it will shatter. If you gotta use glass just let it cool to room temperature first before freezing it
>>684276450
Nigger fuck
>>684273335
this copy pasta is from the sally meme and someone modified it, fucking fake cunt
pic related
>>684276450
Nigger fuck.
The autism is off the charts in here.
>>684273612
this is now my background ... thks
>>684276076
Is that the author that did the chipmunk and squirrel war stuff?
>>684273463
Want uncensored
This is one of the best YLYL in years. I am dead serious
Also hilarious that the newfags never learn and still complain about bananapear
>>684272429
>i hope you burn in hell
>>684278004
It's 2007+9 /b/
What do you expect?
>>684272429
Fuck off Randy.
>>684276659
>>684273372
>>684273738
Seconded
>>684273580
Attempt 3
>>684277553
No, I think you're thinkingof Brian Jaques.
>>684275994
It is now anon
>>684272429
Fuck off Mr. Bobandy
>>684272429
frig of randy
thanks lori
This thread is especially cancerous.
>>684273240
Anyone else imagine this thing having Wanda Sykes' voice?
>>684272893
Log in / Register
r/copypasta
There he goes again, the Banana guy.
u/ScootaliciousScooter272d
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Here's how I see fags who post fruits
>>684272923
Anyone know how how to make a dildo?
/thread
Abandon pls
>>684284017
this really gets my goat
life is like a wagina
sometimes
all you want is a wagina but you cant kill yourself no matter how long the noose is
sometimes
you smell like a wagina but really your covered in shit
sometimes
you think you feel a wagina but its really your father touching you
sometimes
you wake up with wagina end this eternal suffering
sometimes
you think youve fallen in love butt wagina
sometimes
you realize your sad and worthless but you can still feel wagina deep inside
wagina is love
sticky sweet so nice to eat
rub your meat
its a treat
sometimes
you feel sad because of your inferior micro penis but wagina is long like the suffering known as life
sometimes
you feel true love from wagina and know the day will be ok no matter how many tomatoes are forced into your ass
sometimes
you sell yourself for 30 cents on the street and not even wagina respects you you fucking slut
sometimes
after the bleeding stops you look to wagina an are heel
i cant see hope
sometimes
when u feel the wagina you can have a cake
sometimes
when you pay the bills and have no money you can sell wagina on the street it will still love you because its inside you like your father was when you were small and helples
sometimes
not even a dog will look you in the fuckng eyes its because your worthless
sometimes
when a wagina and a wenis love each other very much they get married and then domestic violence and divorce
sometimes
wagina will come to u and you will see why people kill themselves
sometimes
when you look to wagina your eyes will bleed im dead inside
>>684274075
ah, the original.
>>684272429
Fuck off you greasy burger balloon.
wow this thread is cancer
>>684276450
nigger
>>684284391
Well written...
>>684274953
We have one. It's where these posters came from. We call it Reddit.
>>684272923
Don't do this guys. My cousin did it and he then passed out from mustard gas and hit his neck on an aquarium and knocked it over. He is now paralyzed from half his body and deaf in one ear because one of the tad poles went into his eardrum and was wriggling around till it died, they didn't find its body for days.
Old but gold
>>684272849
a man's gotta eat
Recently I really need something to laugh at and I'm always let down so hard
>>684272528
Fek you rundel
>>684274075
Oh shit waddup
>>684278004
You fucking serious? There's hundreds of millions of pics of girls sucking off and you need this particular pic to wank? Jesus...
>>684280742
>>684280776
Took years but i finally lost it to a banana related meme
>>684273979
She could go back to the bunny tho.
>>684276234
You are a fucking retard
>>684273326
It's only still around because faggots like you still rage over it.
>>684275755
The imp is not ghey.
>>684272429
Testing
>>684289977
joint ruined
>>684283439
shit in a condom and freeze it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfOt8emr_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qeDr8KtWZU
>>684291483
>>684283439
anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
>>684273979
fuck im on lsd right now and all these bananas are giving me panic attacks
>>684288890
bud light is piss not alcohol
>>684292241
SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking sumo pear, and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined 4chan
Fucking losing my shit
>>684292868
you are an evil, evil person
>>684292241
Why are you on /b/ if you're on LSD? Surely there is something better.
>>684291483
sauce on this? its so ridiculous that its gotta be fake
>>684276450
Nigger
>>684295282
Just say "black person"
>>684292868
spidder
fcking plebs
>>684273817
Jesus fucking christ what happened to the internet.
>>684272429
wtf is this man
>>684295679
Nigger is shorter though
>>684276450
nigger
>>684296740
How about "blerson"?
>>684288890
hurrhurrhurrhurr ima get in mah truck and drive to my shitty warehouse job derkader murica beards and flannel fox news
Confirmed!
>>684273463
is this real?
ha
>>684296946
>mfw this is real
>>684296740
Much like your penis.
>>684273706
This is the most fucking idiotic meme ive ever seen kys before natural selection kicks in
>>684283816
I want it NOW
>>684296461
Wtf is that phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
>>684298006
:O how did you know? xD rofl
This dog's fucking face everytime.
>>684273368
When did this become a cringe thread?
>>684273368
If he was any thicker he'd set.
>>684273077
lmao
>>684288890
>bud light
>beer
Pick one
>>684273062
retard detected
>>684297686
Oh shit! What up?
>>684299069
Fake quote, but in that interview, he actually says he's for universal health care and choice.
>>684299069
This reminds me of that movie where 2 business owners make wager for a dollar that they can switch two people or something.. what if it's like that. Trump and Hillary fighting over a dollar.
>>684291483
what about the stomach section?
>>684298429
japanese people still have flip phones
that is probably some variant of it
>>684274681
Shadow should be flipped the other way.
What is he leaving?
Fail
>>684299545
It looks like a fucking flip tablet
>>684299376
>Fake quote, but in that interview, he actually says he's for universal health care and choice.
Even if the quote is fabricated it probably pretty close to the truth
>>684300165
Those those are called "laptops" you fucking chugnut
>>684300129
Your right the shadow is the wrong way top zoz the 9gag fag failed. ZOZZLE
>>684291483
>>684294587
fairly sure this is supposed to be Wing-Tsun. it's pretty autistic in a fight too, I got my buddy to drop it and move on to Ryoku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqNRagw0NE
>>684295679
>as if they're people.
>>684273488
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
>>684284017
Wormrot fucking rips.
>>684298429
Note 5 with a slide on physical keyboard that uses BT.
>>684301172
So edgy
>>684288890
tbf if a beer that big got side to side with a chick, i'd be pretty worried
>>684299854
Please let that doh fuck her and post picks
