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how would you?
>>684269769
I would definitely how
>>684269769
First, I'd put that mouth to work and make you suck my dick.
>>684269769
raep her face
>>684269769
tell her to fuck off
>make her get a job
>take all the money she makes as my own
Make her work in the music industry
>>684269769
clean my house my clothes make dinner and if theres still daylight weed my garden
bed time is 10
don't wear pjs
>>684269769
make her a big plate of scrambled eggs and force her to eat them
>>684270230
Once was enough.
>>684269769
She scrubs the kitchen floor. Maybe I'll let her blow me later. Or just fuck her. Then strip her naked and sell her to some niggers.
>>684269769
Fucking use her like a toilet
>>684270348
all the eggs?
Prostitution
...
profit
>>684270401
>implying you're not a nigger
>>684269769
Find a hole to put my penis in obviously.
>>684270508
10/10 for creativity
>>684269769
get a permanent marker out (if i wasnt afraid of ink poisoning her) and write cuddle muffin on her forehead then use her as my own personal hot water bottle for the winter, get fit as fuck during the day, let her poop in a container in my room if she doesnt want to leave the house cause whatever social anxiety or whatever doesnt matter look after her clean her carry her love her
Make her play an acoustic rendition of sk8er boi
Clean your intestines with lukewarm chamomile tea. Kiss me. Get on your knees with your ass up. I will lick your asshole now for a while. Get ready to receive my 14cm (lol). I will now slide in and out your ass and cunt until I ejaculate. Bye.
>>684269769
I'd cut some of her hair and give her an awesome asian mustache.
What next?
>>684269769
Tell her the 90s are dead.
>>684271686
She'd look better with one cyclops eye
>>684269769
thats easy, id make her sing while hurting her ass from behind. once we had a song or 2 in the can id make her sing into my flesh microphone while stroking it till i came
>>684269769
I'd fuck her then take off my Oculus rift and then cry.
>>684270348
*bowl
This
>>684269769
I would get Lori Petty to scrape all of her make up off with a razor blade and then we'd do a dance number while singing "let's do it"
But could you all fuck her knowing that the lead singer of Nickelback has been in every one of those holes? Sloppy seconds to Chad Kroeger
>>684272380
Look at this photograph
>>684271806
Yeah, yeah I see it now. Good call anon.
Still missing something though.
this
>>684270460
she's done (doin') that.
>>684272380
nigger that would only fuel my boner
>>684269769
Her husband has a 10 inch cock and they bang at least three times a day. They've mentioned it in like every interview they've ever done.
0/10 wouldn't bother with her stretched out swamp.
>>684271686
>>684272762
This thread got good
>>684270454
ALL OF THEM
I like her outfit here biro
>>684269769
pleaase get me some food i am very hungery
>>684269769
Make her listen to real rock music so she fucking learns the difference.
>>684269769
>cut a hole on her stockings
>rape her from behind like a roadside whore
>kiss her passionately
>give her a name
>let her sleep in my bed
>spoon up with her
>call her my little sister
>take her from behind again but very gently
>train her to cum only when i allow her
>>684272762
lmao think she still needs a bigger nose
>>684272762
You guys stopped paying attention to her, she's crying now. I hope you'll feel bad and start making requests again.
>>684273574
>>684273695
Wow.
Guys she's starting to look real sexy.
Can we make her sexier?
ITT: cringe.
Replacement Avril
I knew her in the early 2000's. Total bitch. Tried to talk deryck out of marrying her but that faggot didn't listen.
>>684274482
No that bitch looks like an Alien
>>684274252
Cock tattoo on her right brestical maybe?
>>684269769
Have sex for the sole purpose of pro creation in order to make 2 - 3 children. Raise the children until they are old enough to move out on their own. Then we would grow old together.
>>684274760
I had actually gone ahead and given her a tattoo, I'll add your suggestion, but here's something while you wait.
>>684274737
Shut the fuck up son.
>>684269769
> get her cleaned up
> feed her a balanced meal
> tuck her in and read her bed time stories
> she fall asleep
> completely vulnerable now...
> crack my knuckles
> get out of my chair
> see her sleeping angel face
> go to bed
lol you faggots
>>684274817
Jesus Christ that's grim even by /b/ standards.
>>684269769
make me a sandiwhch nigger lover
>>684274896
I've always wanted to lick her feet. I cant be the only one.
>>684274817
fucking subhuman degenerate.
>>684274760
There you go. A big black cock on her right titty.
We can still put another on her left arm. I also think she needs a new hat. Suggestions?
>>684273882
Jamel you're not the only one she wants to cum in her.
let her enjoy family life.
>>684275147
>>684275225
This is a tall order but do you think you could maybe get her legs behind her head and butt in the air showing off her gapping gash?
>>684275482
ha. at least one of you are with me. i knew it.
>>684274951
Stop posting your Alien fetish's
>>684275482
>>684275594
I'm here too niggers.
>>684275806
Any bare foot?
>>684275902
>>684275806
>>684275482
>>684275147
for the feet bros.
>>684273539
>>684273539
>>684275995
Don't mind if I do. Thank you stranger.
>>684275902
Avril's sister
>>684275806
>>684275482
>>684274896
Why doesn't this bitch get naked already?
>>684276223
Top man!
>>684276528
Needs a giant penis shark shooped in there about to eat her.
>>684276336
She looks kinky as fuck. Bet she'd be up for some femdom foot worship.
>>684272635
Fuckin lost
>>684276336
would have her tied up and sit on a sybian while i rape her mouth.
>>684274896
gettong old and fat
>>684276336
Isn't this the singer for evanescence?
>>684277307
Amy Lee
>>684277348
from evanescence
>>684277390
from her mommy's vag
>>684277372
Fuckun saved!
Why wouldn't you start with this one?
>>684277453
you are now thinking about your mothers vagina.
is it a bit hairy? or perhaps you mother is dead an her vagina is long rotted.
Avril's mom
>>684277830
You idiot that's Marge Simpson
>>684275517
Fuck you. Seriously.
>>684277956
Lisa
>>684277680
the best comes last
>>684275517
Whoops. Got the wrong one, they were both saved under fuck you, because fuck you.
>>684277992
Mods
>>684269769
Give me your money Avril, thanks, bye!
>>684277992
Yea like that but Avril cyclops doing it.
>>684277992
That shop
>>684278185
i am part of the 4Chan moderation team. thank you for the report, we are currently checking the image against our library of CP for a positive match.
>>684278098
Thanks and fuck you too. Have a nice fucking day.
>>684273107
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! </weeps>
>>684278075
True. Is that the grand finale then? Shame I was enjoying that.
>>684269769
I've had a long night going into morning
I just want to sleep, she can hold me.
That's kinda all i care about. Sleep is amazing.
>>684273291
>just
Avril's daughter
>>684269769
Well obviously she's gonna be eating my hairy asshole
>>684278185
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Tatiana_Sweet
It's okay you can have boner, she was at least 18 this time.
>>684278704
Oh no, that cum is about to go in her pee hole. She might get pregnant.
>>684279147
Peehole for you :)
>>684279391
Kek
Ugly white whore
>>684279391
Do you think she'll get pregnant?
Have wibbly wobbly butt babys?
>>684279762
girls can get pregnant from cum in the anus
>>684279616
Get out of here shaniqua
>>684279855
Is that a question or a statement? You really should use punctuation.
>>684278799
10/10 jewish rapefruit.
force her to become a rapper and take over the industry by calling anyone who dislikes her a misogynist
>>684280118
fact
>>684274817
You took it to fucking far you goddamn monster
>>684280118
fuck off this is 4chan puncuation takes way too long
>>684280592
Gospel? Or like medical facts that will change next year? At least the religionfag nut jobs are consistent and have been for over 2000 years.
>>684269769
I wouldn't do a Canadian
>>684281059
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3588534/The-woman-pregnant-anal-sex-Doctor-describes-incredible-case-patient-womb-connected-rectum.html
>>684281052
It's one maybe two buttons. Stop been so fucking lazy, you fat ass fucking faggot.
You must be the pillow bitter?
Anything to get out of doing any work, am I right?
>>684269769
Mow my lawn you fucking cunt
>>684281276
Yea, not a big fan of clicking dodgy links on 4chan. I'll take your word for it.
>>684281512
This
A clean house tidy lawn and hot meals will always be better than good pussy
>>684275225
A fedora
>>684281789
Dude it's the fucking daily mail, are you retarded?
>>684269769
Like a Sk8er Boi
Is burn the masters to her music
>>684282189
It's not the destination it's what happens in-between. Only the the other night I was researching xss and it's left me a little bit paranoid.
>>684282100
Not bad.
Maybe we should decorate that gape next?
>>684282549
You're and idiot.
>>684282194
After a while they just stop giving it. Pussy has a shelf life
>>684282589
A demon from hell crawling out (also wearing a fedora)
Consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>684282664
*You're an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
:P (guy peeking round the corner wearing a baseball cap)
>>684269769
I would fuck her asshole until it prolapse
>>684269769
tell her to stop making crappy music
>>684269769
make me a sammich bitch and some coffee, and get me some KFC too, and walk the dog and wash the truck and get my guns cleaned too.
too ugly to fuck but she would be useful around the place here.
>>684283567
nigger detected
>>684283497
>>684283498
>>684283567
Fuck off! this thread was quite cool.
Now the fags have turned up to faggot it up.
>>684278799
Michelle Trachtenberg.
Would fuck/10
Also, just one year younger than Avril Lavigne. Avril is 31. She's 30.
>>684276336
I know this girl who claims she went to school with Amy-Lee... She also says Amy-Lee was famous for loving it up the ass.
>>684278185
that chick is at least 18
>>684283219
>>684282916
Got you guys covered.
Anything else?
(Had to make her gape bigger)
>>684284272
Someone should tweet this to her or something btw
>>684284116
thanks for sharing that piece of information. not sure of the relevance but thanks all the same
>>684277307
no, the picture naming is a trap.... oO
>>684284272
Fucking top kek mate. I'm still giggling away as I type this. Well done.
>>684284272
Guy peeking round the corner should have I luv avril on his neck
>>684284846
Added a little something to it.
Thread will 404 soon, love you guys.
>>684269769
And get lime disease? No thanks
>>684286013
Love you too, kek'ed so hard.
Fuck you,
Bye.
>>684269769
Vibrating butt plug up her ass, fuck her cunt raw and finish in her mouth.
>>684286816
Extra request dead quick?
That little dimple below her ass, can you add anouter ass hole with the thing crawling in?
>>684287576
>>684286013
Shit clicked wrong one.
>>684269769
I would make her make me a sandwich
The gime me a blowjob
>>684288060
Fuck off
>>684269769
"Make some good music"
I'd have her bring me toilet paper as i have the worst fucking case of diarreah in my life and im out of tp ._.
>>684287686
Yeah man. Not sure what you meant by "the thing" so I just improvised.
>>684274951
Ayyy lmao
>>684288541
I meant the ass end of the thing crawling out like the portal game thingy. leave the alien though. He's in the que.
>>684277956
zoz
>>684288541
This might help. Can't find one with all the legs.
>>684288951
Right, yeah. That's mufasa. Somehow hard to find a good shot but this is what I got.
>>684269769
win her sympathy, then her trust, until she comes to me and ask for love and fucks. then i´d use her breake her heart, and make her my slave for love-less fucks and simple housework , and finaly win her trust again, to get total controll of her.
>>684290009
Alot better than I can do, so I ain't complaining.
Thread would have 404'ed before i'd managed to cyclops her.
It's a bit shit though.
>>684290388
Yeah it is, but so was source material. there are only like three frames to work with and it's not like the rest of the image is done well either.
Honestly the only shop I'm proud of is 2nd gape.
>>684290009
Can you retry it with my image. Just cut him off at the neck or something?>>684289772
>>684290749
Yea 2nd gape was bang on pal.
>>684269769
i'd go skateboarding with her then fuck her doggy for the whole park to see in the middle of the drop in bowl.
>>684290749
And the hat guy coz i wasn't expecting it. Made shit a brick.
>>684270348
why are you doing this?
>>684270348
that's some fine cuckery my good sire
>>684290905
We should give him shoes.
>>684291459
The guy likes eggs and is a chubby chaser. Leave him alone.
Who's hotter Liz Vicious or Avril? I'm going with Liz.
>>684291721
Good plan, batman.
>>684291721
add explosion to the background
>>684277956
Lisa needs braces
>>684269769
clean the slutty makeup off, and replace her clothing with someone that is sexy, but classy instead of trashy.
And then live an outwardly normal life.
Inwardly, she makes me cum, everyday, and the cum gets frozen.
Every six months, we thaw out what we have saved, and we make a day of her eating it all.
>>684292602
Six months? If this was me I doubt she could eat 6 weeks worth.
>>684292961
That's why it's fun.
180 days worth of spunk, and she gets to eat it all over the course of one day.
>>684292961
Apart from the fact there would be a lack of cum due to her been an ugly troll and a lion crawling between her ass holes. So yea maybe you was right 1st time with the 6 months.
>>684292234
Yes no?
>>684269769
gay sub slut looking for master
>>684293674
she's a beauty
>>684291927
Thanks robin
>>684293674
Dude? Do the shoes. Big black clumpy ones, you can draw them on if you want. Or curly BBC feet gripping onto her but cheeks. You can't tell me you can't find them images.
Also gud job.
>>684294178
Aw, you did the shoes faster than I can type. No wonder I'm Robin. Think she need a new tat on one of those butt cheeks? What do you think?
>>684294178
>>684294582
Here you go.
>>684294582
I agree. Tried placing it elsewhere but it was too out of place.
Just saw the new image that got posted, gonna add that to the other cheek maybe..
>>684269769
Damn she's hot!
>>684295579
Too little, too late. My photoshop gut would pwne you.
>>684295479
Pretty good suggestion. Other asscheek was too cluttered, I think it's better where I put it anyway.
>>684269769
She is clearly a vampire, since she doesn't age
>>684296139
That's ace mate. You're a living fucking legend.
What do you fancy doing next? We're nearly at bump limit.
>>684295579
Hey fuck off, go find your own thread, this one's mine.
>>684296139
give her a swastika tattoo on her thigh
>>684296464
>>684295579
ok ok , fair enough
>>684269769
make her tell me where the original Avril's body is buried...
>>684296571
Of course, swastika.
>>684296454
I'll see if anyone wants to keep playing if I make a new thread.
>>684296464
Got it! She need a Cuban cigar or a joint. Want me to find you one?
>>684297060
Give her a running nose.
>>684274737
lol you're right. can't unsee now.
>>684297257
Nah mate I got this.
>>684297680
Caught me right before uploading.
>>684297060
Yea but don't introduce it as a photoshop thread. Needs to have a good hook and start photo. Then you just start photoshopping shit out of it.
>>684274896
I'd still want a foot job from her
>>684297680
>>684298045
Yeah I'd like to see shit done to the guy who dies in Fargo.
>>684298100
kek me too, mate. I'd suck on them tootsies.
>>684269769
most of the time
>>684298264
I don't know what fargo is?
>>684270348
nice reference
>>684272782
sauce?
>>684298521
Always forget his name. Steve Buscemi. Fargo's a movie he dies in.
>>684298264
Can we put fuck life on her knuckles? Or slut life or any 4 letter words you think would be funny.
>>684270348
>y-you too
I mean, you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
>>684299012
Is he in My Name Is Earl?
>>684273025
I actually googled it hehe... the only things i could find is that he could suck his dick when he was young, that she told howard stern that faggot had the biggest dick she had ever seen, though not measured it, and that they had sex three times once on thanksgiving.
>>684273712
into the spankbank
>>684269769
How? Probably too rough. Not many are into that. I'm fairly vanilla though.
>>684269769
Make her shit in my mouth, twice.
>>684299259
Idk, maybe.
>>684299127
I think I'll use this image to hijack sometimes.
I have the ability to disconnect looks from personlity. I dont even know what she's like, and I don't care. She's really hot, of course i would fuck her, so would everybody who posted in this thread.
>>684299259
no that's Giovanni Ribisi you're thinking of
I would put hot water up her nose, swish it around, drain it out, distill it and collect the precipitate, and sell the resulting undoubtedly pure heroin that undoubtedly was left.
Probably worth more than she was.
>>684299900
I wouldn't fuck her if you did. You seem like kind of a fag. I'd make her jump through hoops and get STD tested if she wanted my D that bad.
>>684300067
Correct.
Found a new image bank full of faces. Unlimited potential.
http://www.chud.com/community/t/130268/recast-your-favorite-movies-2011-edition/2650
>>684300609
I approve.
>>684300969
Last request. Can you put lilluke and timestamp as a tat. UK time 20.07 or 8.07
>>684301351
Okay if it doesn't hit bump limit first.
>>684273107
Goddamnit, settle down, Mao Hitler-Stalin
>>684301745
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>684301351
There you go.
HOw IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING
>>684269769
make her sing and pic up all the money
I'd make her shower...she looks like she smells.
>>684302074
20/07 dude that's not the date?
I'll take it though....
>>684274482
Too spicky for my taste
>>684302146
my same thought
>>684275806
>that nigger tier tattoo
Dropped
>>684302335
Yeah I don't know why you gave me the time in date format, just thought you were from the past.
>>684302335
Here, this better?
>>684302549
Aw shit sorry I'm drunk. 14/05/2016 20.19
Clean the house, mow the yard, cook meals, don't talk
>>684302799
10/10
Maybe add Cory from Cory in The House at the bottom right corner
>>684302799
THAT IS FUCKING EXCELLENT PAL. I have no idea why I want it but I'm gonna save it. Maybe one day I'll try and rip you off and pass your work off as my own but I doubt it.
I'll be more than happy to join your next thread though and shout out suggestions. If you make one? I'll also help find images if you need it.
>>684303347
>>684303194
I made Waldo harder to find. I never liked his stupid hat.
That's cool lil' luke but I'll probably end it when this thread dies, maybe make a new one tomorrow.
Got a little honey starting to ask for my attention.
>>684270484
I actually feel like I've achieved something in this thread. Yet all I've done is type retarded comments. But you know when you build something you feel good, except you built it.
>>684304112
We had fun, all that matters. Also, hijacking a thread is always good.
Fuck OP, that faggot.
>>684269769
make her carry me bridal style everywhere
>>684303980
No you didn't you just placed some slut behind him. And yea i get that I have been kinda needy this thread. But I can say it's been a pleasure coz you've made me kek more than once. You are a ledge. Now fuck you and fuck off, fucking photofag.
fuk me in de ass
dafuq is this thread?
>>684269769
I've got a ton of laundry that needs doing. Also i need a haircut.
>>684304724
Fuck you I gave him a new hat
How about this shit. Only sherfags will find him now.
>>684270052
best answer
>>684305303
>>684305303
I can only find his hat. Is he actually there?
>>684305933
Check previous pics. He's been in there a while. You guys didn't notice?
Fuckin' amateurs.
I'll take it all. All.
>>684305303
I'm calling bullshit! He ain't there!
>>684306124
No, you're not even photofag.
What's the bump limit? I thought it was 250.
>>684305303
Fucking hilarious
I love you man
>>684306436
>>684306276
Look at >>684296464
I put it there when I asserted dominance. None of you fucking fags even noticed. Now feel stupid.
>>684307014
Dude I'd already seen him. I thought you'd moved him. We had a convo about it. Ehhh you're not photofag either are you?
>>684307442
Yeah I don't know who the fuck >>684307014 is
Anyway it's been real but I've gotta go for real now.
(Gave her a clit. Old one was too hard to find)
