Tell me your most offensive joke /b/.
What do you call a black woman whos had 7 abortions?
A crime fighter.
- What do you do with a nigger once you're done with him?
- Dig out the shit of him and use as a wet suit
- What do you do when you're done with the wet suit?
- Fill it with shit and use as a nigger
Why are blacks especially afraid of chainsaws?
When you start up a chainsaw, it goes RRRRUUUUNNNNN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGAAAAAaaaaa.....
How do you get a homosexual man to sleep with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
Q: What do you call a flying yew?
What do you call a black man in a suit?
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
I slow down for speed bumps.
How do you make a dike climb walls?
Put a crack in the ceiling.
What's the difference between a baby and a water melon?
I don't cum on watermelons before I eat them.
>Grade 11 history (French Immersion, am Canadian)
>Teacher is Tumblr-tier feminist
>Nary is there a day where the patriarchy does not oppress the Western middle-class woman
>One day talking about social rights movements in the States
>Feminist movement, surprise surprise
>French has two "noun genders," masculine and feminin
>inb4 apache attack helicopter
>Feminism is a masculine gender word
>You don't understand why?
>Neither does classmate
>"Why is feminism a masculine noun when it's about women?"
>Feminist teacher obliges him
>"I don't know"
>"That makes no sense," kid says. "I don't understand."
>"You know what I don't understand, male-pig student?"
>"Why table is a feminine word." (Une table)
>Other classmate leans in and whispers
>"Why, is it because a table can support itself?"
World's fastest record for reading was broken on 9/11 and still holding strong, 5 stories per second.