Can I has some chav
Bonus points if from central
South euro fag
Will be spending a lot of time in UK, London based, in the coming months (work days.. On weekend except some times, I'll be flying back home)
How do I hookup with this kind sluts? Do I find them in pubs? Clubs? Zoos?
Clubs and stuff. There's actually fewer English girls on nights out in London than there are foreign whores looking to fuck on their holiday. Chavs are mainly outside London, lots of them in the North.
All these girls remind me of the spanish chav girls, they're pretty alike, and I love 'em.
At uni atm, and not used it properly when down in LDN. Mates have though and it's pretty good, tonnes of slags, and depending on where you live you can get a good mix of rich/poor, and ethnicity if you're in to Asians/Indians/Arabs/blacks. Possibly the best place to use tinder
well my friend, that's probably because most of these broads aint real chavs
more likely middle or upperclass ho's dressing up for a girls night out at some upscale club.
i doubt their shoes touch pavement for more than the few seconds it takes to get from the taxi to the club door, ergo; you'll never see them.
OP here, portuguese, living in battersea. Never seen such women around here. Then again, I don't go clubbing much - everything around here is ridiculously expensive. Definitely don't see them at pubs either. Shame.
How do you identify a chav exactly? Like how do you know these whores are from the UK even? Couldn't they be Americans? I get that the degree of sluttiness is definitely higher for the most part in the UK but is there some way to definitively tell?
Jesus, whilst they're hot and love to fuck, I have literally zero rapport with this kind of girl. I do get girls but not this type. I'm too 'alternative' for these pop culture vultures. There's no way I'm going to brush up on my Emmerdale and I'm not going to be one of those male chavs in sportswear obsessed with football, fighting and Subaru Imprezas
Up north at least they have this major bitch shield which, tbh I can understand them needing to have to shake off the dicks but I really cba getting through it, besides i kinda feel too proud to be yet another guy that they brush off with their overly inflated ego.
Why are British people so ugly?
Not trying to bait, just curious why I am not attracted to them at all. Deutchlander here by the way, is it because the people around me are structurally different in the face . I'm really curious now.
Everyone keeps sayign "clubs" lets get specific...I assume we're not talking mayfair clubs, because i rarely see girls like this there as the clientele too high end (although the finest persian and arabic hookers ive ever seen, but i digress)...so are you guys talking about shoreditch hoxton area clubs? As for the north...where in islington are you going out? PS - Bethnal G here.
"Bethnal G" now that's new...
It would have to be the outskirts somewhere. Even shoreditch is too high-end for chavs. That said... There's a place near old street roundabout I've seen hen parties around.
I doubt you'll find these kinds of chavs even in pubs/bars around Bethnal Green etc, I don't doubt they exist, like there's lots of estates around there, but the chavs in these pictures will all be from smaller towns in the north or around London. You might get some really trashy pussy in shoreditch/hoxton etc but it's not what I'd call chavy.
Yeah Bethnal is much more skinny jean hipster/bengali burkas...plenty of council flats but seemingly very little in the way of sexy little sluts running around.
what a shame...i love these little scallys
the result of british people inbreeding and having a smaller genetic pool every year due to the hordes of islamic refugees coming here in preparation for the storming of Europe by Isis in a few years.
We are powerless to defend ourselves because we are so scared of appearing intolerant or bigoted.
that is why we are ugly cunts.
By the way , that observation is pretty rich coming from a square faced square headed Kraut cunt
Can anyone kindly give us a simplified summary of the species you call Chavs?
-Why are they called that?
-How do you get to fuck them?
-Are they marriage material? One night stand? Serious LTR?
She is my soon to be wife. Sometimes she dresses like that and lets me fuck her face as hard as I want. End of this year she will get some nice fake tits. I have a great life.
Men: imagine a the dude broist dude bro you know. Make him proud of his ignorance, but let him know that he's the best thing ever. Slap him in a track suit, and tell him that he's actually black. Chav.
Women: imagine the sluttiest, dumbest bitch you know. Like, really fucking dumb. Like, revels in their own ignorance, and goes out of their way to not know anything. Cross her with the sheboonest sheboon ever. Slap her into a mini dress and send her clubbing eight hours a day. Chav.
Never get involved with chavs.
I'll answer your question with a prayer
> Chav stands for "Council housed and violent" they're basically hoodrats who live in welfare estates/come from a working class background
> Fucking em is pretty easy, If you have a car & are willing to pay for alcohol/drug/whatever they will pretty much do whatever you want - they can be found at any shitty nightclub that has a "Student/cheap night" where drinks are half price - just approach and see where it takes you.
> Literally just ONS material, and I'd always wear a condom/use a fake name because these bitches are turbo sluts who usually end up pregnant before 21.
^ These are pure chavs, the really skanky bitches - most of the bitches in this thread are lower-middle class white teenagers who get dressed up in cheap slutty dresses with a pair of platform heels who generally end up fat and disgusting in their early twenties.
Not one of these is a chav and not a single chav has been posted in this thread yet
None of the pictures in this thread are actual chavs
Chavs can be identified by: Burberry or other cheap brand name clothing, white lightning or other cheap alcoholic beverage consumption, council estate or other cheap communal housing, lack of education, welfare/government support, etc
Sweeping generalisation there, Helmut - some are pigs, some are fucking lovely, just like everywhere else. And the reason you're not attracted to them is because they are:
B) Not covered in shite
Hope that helps, you twisted square-head shit-fucker.