Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
QOTT: Does your waifu have a trademark weapon? If not any tool/object that can be related to her?
My friend on steam sent me the original link on "How to slit your wrists" as a meme
Just been looking around, bored as fuck on a Saturday
>I'm not suicidal, fuck.
Never cut myself for self harm reasons
We all die
i guess jenny's jetpack can be. but nothing really trademark that isn't directly attached to her.
oh, it's that kind of cutting. i didn't bother watching it. i thought it was just surface level cutting.
>6-foot shitposter claimed
A camera and her hair band.
Does she ever!
Tentacles, deadly weapons.
A time manipulating shield that represents a watch and how important it is for Homu to protect a certain someone.
Kazuki trademark is a lie.
I've been doing this for 2 days now and I only got like 1/4 of it done... but im finding out tons of new music by DLing all half-decent albums of each artist and updating some metatags myself.
Aight you scared me for a while.
I'm alright. On the verge of sleeping. You?
バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ (ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ
More like this thread is never gone.
Also yea... the way I interpreted when you said last was that you wouldn't be able to log here again for some reason >-<
Lewd weapons from my experience in the internet.
>a bow that she can't use properly until she learns a skill that improves her aim
>QOTT: Does your waifu have a trademark weapon? If not any tool/object that can be related to her?
She has her dagger but her true trademark would be her Mystic Eyes.
hey mate! Nice weather ay?
Just woke up lel. What time is it for you, Miho?
Talk anyway, friend
No no no! Nothing like that! Sanae can confirm right?
Its quite dark right now... But I suppose it is.
>holy fuck its 5:30! I need to sleep!
But I don't really know what to talk about? And I wouldn't say I know you guys enough to just strike up a conversation either.
Why hello there landwalking cephalopod!
>maybe in 40 years
>who knows anymore
>we may all be niggers
Remember folks, inside everyone is a spoppy skary skeleton trying to get out. But are you gonna let him?
I think her mom's food is more iconic since she doesn't use the uniform much... but its by far my favourite uniform in the series.
Hey! Doing good, just a bit anxious.
If its not too spoiler-ish, whats special about those eyes other than being beautiful?
>still yet to listen to Exmilitary
No need to state the obvious.
Nah, jump right in. They don't mean harm.
Jaja, I'll explain tomorrow.
Miho? What? We spoke before! It's 7:35 a.m. here.
KILL FOR THE LIVING
My waifu is for lovin, not for fighting
signature hair clips nigga
Hey Renge, good to see you
Why are you anxious my qt?
That's why you strike up a conversation, silly, to get to know people better. You can talk about just about anything, and as a bonus you know that you have interests in waifus and anime and 4chan in common without knowing anything else, so you could start pretty safely in one of those areas. Do you have any plans for the weekend? Anything special coming up?
I don't want to make you explain the same thing a million times so I hope I will be there.
Arrows were OP in the series... Manato basically got one shot by one of them. If Yume could aim properly they would be killing goblins from episode 1.
I can't just jump in because I'm too shy.
>If its not too spoiler-ish, whats special about those eyes other than being beautiful?
Can see and interact with the death of all living things, even stuff you have to stretch to call alive such as magic, walls or a potential future. Nasu likes his conceptual powers.
You should, I ddin't like all the songs off the album, but I liked most.
KILL FOR THE DEAD
'fuck outta here
I'm sorry! I just woke up a few minutes ago and my brain isn't in gear yet. I have no idea why I thought I saw Miho in that picture. And you're an hour earlier than me and just now going to bed?
You too Akiko, how's everything going?
>so bad at pics. Must be a little too drunk.
When do we start?
4chan is a shit site so I wouldn't talk about it. Anime... I actually don't really watch it... Sorry. And waifus, read the second one.
Well I'm going to work overnight on prom night. Will be hell but let's hope for the best. Nothing special otherwise.
First time im getting something shipped to me from outside the Europe and its supposed to arrive on monday.
Im a bit confused, what happens if you kill a wall? Does it crumble? Sounds like you could write a lot of asspulls with a power like that.
Aight, I will give it a go today once im done with Juno Reactor most recent album.
>If not any tool/object that can be related to her?
I'll go with rope. She's often drawn with rope due to plot events.
You fuckong wot you little bitch? 1v1 me irl scrub I bet you can't even get out of your room because of all the dorito bags and bottles of mountain dew that are blocking your door. You could jump out the window but the pile of shit you've been taking out of there would block your fall
What's up Karen?
I'm tipsy on mead and mom just came back with something to eat. I'm happy right now
It's okay, slow and easy. Just say hi or if they're talking about something that interest you join in.
It's alright. Yeah work can really affect one's sleeping schedule. But I don't mind, I don't work today.
The Golden Sun of the Great East?
Nigga that was back in 2013.
I live under a rock. But I loved their older albums and was deligthed to know there was one more.
But I don't want to intrude... I feel too disrespectful.
>with a fire pokemon
Im a bit confused, what happens if you kill a wall? Does it crumble?
I don't think we ever actually(though my memory of Tsukihime is hazy) see either of them cut a wall, but presumably so.
>Sounds like you could write a lot of asspulls with a power like that.
Definitely, they're acknowledged as utterly broken in universe.
>catch other pokemon
>no other idea as to how to fight her with fire
Did she bring you your tendies?
What do you do for work, again?
What the hell are you ordering, Homu?
I know it's a shit site but you're here and I'm here so it's our shit site. What kind of work is it? And I assume that means you're not going to your prom?
Ignore misty. Continue down. Use only said fire pokemon.
I did that but then i get to her other pokemon and i get rekt
>more warhammer quotes
probably gintoki from gintama
more like when do we stop
got back to dorms, trying to listen to death grips but idk
there's something very mean I'm going to do to you later
did you reply to my chilli pepper thing? I think I missed it
You guys can't be serious with all these garbage tier waifus...
Im trying to beat pokemon
My next goal is Lavender Town
what's your team? i'm sure there's something you can do.
not much. just relaxing.
Not Vigil or hope?
Shiki waking up with her powers and promptly trying to crush her own eyes.
Hello QuickMemo+ / Mi Liou.
Did you train in the route above cerulean? Depending on your game version you might even catch a bellsprout/oddish there.
I didn't order anything but its from someone in the thread and he might kill me if I say.
Catch a grass type, any kind. Make sure it has a grass move. Rek.
Its Mc and it sucks. As for prom, its not my prom. I graduated 2 years ago so I don't have a prom to go to.
>he might kill me if I say.
It's a dragon dildo isn't it?
Just buff the fuck out of the fire type. Use slash. Win.
Evildogger is pidgey
Ohshitwadup is rattata
Datboi is Charmeleon
Batman is Zoobat
Geodude is obviously a geodude
And Snek is pretty obvious
>what happens if you kill a wall?
From what little experience I have, from playing Okami, it curses you a couple of seconds and then promptly explodes.
>tfw when you have two types of Guillotine
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here
Fire. Lots of fire and burning.
Checked dub dubs
I can't really get higher than 23 fighting level 8 pokemons
>I'll go with rope. She's often drawn with rope due to plot events.
Just use any attack move besides fire ones.....
Nah, you'll gather people that will know you in no time. It took some time for me too. But hey I'm one that you talk to.
Work at a food plant. Usually get out very late. 9-12hrs. shift.
Why to me?
Yes, I did reply. That's too much intake of chili!
Bang! You're conversing with others now!
All I can send you is my love, Homu
Ah, okay. Will it be a busier day or a slower day than usual for you?
recommend me songs tatsu
death grips I mean
but did your piss ever turn red?
also it's cause you always pull the lebo/brazil jokes on me kek
just do what rory said. buff up several pokemans and then use normal type attacks against them. you could try buffing datboi and use him as a last resort, and using batman and oshiwtaddup as mains.
Damn you got me there.
>Snek is obvious
It would be if you named datboi a frog and evildogger something that is not a bird.
We already do that to each other.
>Death Grips - Eh
Soft and listenable even if you're not into rap, if you want an entire album The Money Store is the easiest to get into.
Can't see any dubs from here
I have a yellow playthrough. Only using a Nidoking. Nidoking kicks ass.
Did you do the lvl 100 nidoking glitch?
Shit was kickass
Start with TMS, then Exmilitary, then the EP, then NotM, then Jenny Death, then Bottomless Pit.
In that order. Maybe listen to Fashion week after the fact.
As for notable songs, Get Got, The Fever, Spikes, Beware, basically every song from NotM.
No. Ill do that for my second Mew and use it as a HM buddy.
Yeah but the only reason I talked to you was because I stumbled into here and I saw this picture(you know what I mean).
I guess but I can't really hold conversations. I always end up losing them on one word comments because I usually don't get that far in actual conversations.
Its going to be jam packed. Prom night will happen and high schoolers aren't rich enough to eat anywhere else.
No..... That's why not too much peppers! Come to think of it. I eaten very spicy foods with peppers and never had a problem.
But you and Brazil act the same!
If you missed.>>684260235
> I always end up losing them on one word comments because I usually don't get that far in actual conversations.
I'd like to say I could relate, but it's mainly me being an anti social annoying fuckwit
>Not too much peppers
Night night, little robot.
So you purposefully don't talk? That's not what I see in these threads.
What is your home board?
Uhh, /mu/, obviously.
There's nothing inside of Kamukura except for his immense talent and boredom, though he is the most beautiful of the candidates.
Out of all of the candidates, I hold the highest reverence for Hawke. So I chose him. However, Hinata-kun is probably be the better choice.
I didn't want to use something like that. I guess that I should have.
Nope. I just don't know what the hell to talk about most of the time.
I fully regret making this Yellow a Nuzlocke. Fuck it. Cancelling Nuzlocke. Full abuse of everything.
/b/. All Ive ever visited.
SOUND OFF ROBOTS
spanish people love lots of spicy foods too?
RIP. Did you get to release any poké? Any special rules on the locke?
Sorry for the late response, I zoned out for a moment. This mead is good shit but after downing half the bottle I noticed it's 16,5%
What are tendies? No she brought me a sandwich from the sandwich lady in town. We also heated up some spicy asian food leftovers
You live in a communal building with other students too? ever had anything happen to your food or other kitchen related stories?
Greetings, H.A.N.A.K.O, I suppose there's no hiding from you.
Catch only the first poke every route you encounter. Given pokes are exempt.
Name if you want.
If a poke faints, release. No exceptions. If during elite four, do not revive and release on losing. Whole party dump.
If you black out, you lose.
So far, Ive just beaten Nugget Bridge and I have a level 27 nidoking, 7 Pidgey + Pikachu (literally unable to release), a lvl 2 Rattata and a lvl 3 Caterpie. Cancelling Nuzlocke because fuck it.
Zero releases anyway.
Same. But look at your pervious posts. They're not one word replies. You're doing just fine.
Don't be hard on yourself. You're good at keeping conversations. Just need a bit of improvement.
I don't want to give myself intestinal problems. But I do love intense spiciness!
Lots, always look forward to them! You?
I was gonna say you finally slept well but then I did the math and its still early there. Good morning!
I don't really know either.
>strained self to think of something but can't.
Well one word was exaggerating. I meant like short answers.
I'm a true /b/tard but I do frequent /pol/
nice entrance there Kagami
I'm tipsy on mead and I'm happy as fuck
How are you?
>It's 11 PM here
I have a tongue made of iron
>But a stomach made of soft shit
>Literally gets upset at the slightest disturbance
>But fuck it spicy food
And how are your recent exploits lately?
nothing of the sort desu
I never go out of my room unless it's to go to school or visit my tiny, tiny group of friends.
in another dorm.
kitchen and food is inside room and door handle is broken so nobody can get in without key
is happy, what's your dorm like?
I think all arabs like spices. red paprika is my favourite. Especially on labneh or sliced tomatoes.
I actually looked up the english translation for labneh and it translated to strained or greek yoghurt. tatsu do you eat this also?
/waifu/ is all I do anymore. My full history went /b/ -> /u/ -> /s4s/ -> /b/ -> /tg/ -> /waifu/
Nice morning trips there Kagami, how are you?
Yikes, that sounds rough. Can't say I know much about food plants.
That's so lame. At least try to go somewhere a little nicer than fast food on prom night, I'd think.
Sorry, was in the shower
lol, i haven't been able to sleep past 8 recently, thanks homu!!! how did you sleep???
sounds like fun, im doing fine, just waking up
oh! well good evening to you! how are you H.A.N.A.K.O.?
Couldn't sleep to well because I had a slight headache when I went to bed and woke up with a slight headache... but im fine now.
I don't know.
It goes well, although it'd definitely be better if you were around. Not too sure what I'm going to do today.
>You've gotten quite bold with the others
>Intelligence units do not miss a thing
I take it overheating hasn't been an issue, dearie?
It'll go away over time here. Trust me.
That's the way to do it!(sometimes)
Awesome! Would like to try other countries';spicy food!
It'll do for now. But still looking for another job too.
But I'm not going to prom. I had already graduated. Plus its my job so I can't just leave because I want to.
Im losing basic functions. Too much scotch. Goodnight all
im good renge! how about you? you got anything goin on this weekend??
ouch, that sucks!! glad to hear you're fine now though, i guess that's why you went to bed so fast yesterday lol, i hope you get more sleep on sunday!!!
whaddya mean?? are you feeling okay?
good morning!! how are you doing??
Nope! Your upgrades were great.
>Bold with others
>Intelligence units don't miss a thing
Oh really? Tell me, what have I done so far with the others?
No, no sorry! I didn't mean you, I was saying all the high school kids who come in to nickel Ds on prom night. Especially if they've got dates, I'd think they'd try to go somewhere a little nicer.
That's me and the warehouse at the moment.
Fast depends on the perspective, I got home at 3am and couldn't bother to turn on my lappy just to say goodbye.
I wouldn't mind being asleep until monday.
that's what i meant!! awwww, don't do that lol, but if you have to....
that's a lot of sleep!!!!
I live in a building with at least 11 others but we only have 1 kitchen. I tend to avoid the others but once a day I have to get out and make food. I've postdd a bunch of shenanigans about the kitchen already on here
Order some online, it's more expesnive than wine but cheaper tthan liquor
I hope you're rested
Man, I slept so fucking good last night. No night terrors for once
>tfw dreamt of her
You did it to yourself m8
better to stick with mead and enjoy it all day and night
>insert picture of actual time ika actually makes this pun.
>mobile a shit
Nothing major planned, just some cleaning, maybe some baking. What about you, champ?
I need not verbalize, but it's nice to see you getting close to others around here.
>I just want to get my hands on those circuits again
>My little H.A.N.A.K.O is all grown up
Hibernating sounds like a great thing to do. But doubt its easy when you're anxious.
Mikan, you still here?
I thought you would enjoy this, if you weren't here that is.
Nope. I just feel numb, in a sense. I can't feel anything.
>Just realized that gif is lewd
>MISSION STATUS REPORT:
>EFFORTS TO FIND A PARTNER UNIT HAS BEEN...
hell nigga, that sounds fucky as hell
do they ever bother you when you're in the room?
tatsu look here >>684262466
you're greek yes?
Goodnight and take care.
What games do you play on the DS?
I only Pokémon and S.S.B.
It'll be alright.
Jaja, nice to share a kind of similar situation.
I'm Alright, it's very rare for to be on at this hour. I'm night shift thread. Any plans for today?
hmmmm. i might do that....
i am, kinda lol, as long as i sleep any amount ill feel rested
>that sounds like the best dream ever!!!
you got anything for the weekend???
ooooooo, what are you gonna make?? i got nothing lol, same ol same ol !!!
true!!! are you anxious???
hmmmm, is something the matter?
Thank you. Yes, I missed it. For a all-seeing force, I'm not very good at my job.
By the way
Wot is nugget for?
Oh yeah I know... Any other place is better than mcdonald's. We have other 24hour places too like IHOP and Denny's and others that I can't think of. But mcdonalds will never be empty. That's the true curse.
Not really. Just feeling bored and empty, I guess.
Am I seeing a piece of history?
I wouldn't if Friday 13th was a lucky day for me like it normally is.
Just don't say so...
Do either of you have the old post (iirc Tats or Tomoko) about the current state of /b/ and in defence of these threads?
You're always being too harsh on yourself.
Fuck yes, I eat Greek Yogurt. Shit's creamy as fuck.
You haven't even tried to get first image. Maybe taking time off will you good
damn....you don't have any games to play???
im gonna have to break the truce kek, but im sorry it didn't go as planned, and i don't want you to lose sleep over that
I got those 2 plus fire emblem, animal crossing, monster hunter, fantasy life... I can't think of other ones but I got more. Just ask if I have it if you ever wonder what else.
No way! I didn't know a country so far away eats it as well.
How do you eat it? With a spoon? Do you use olive oil also?
Here we eat it with bread. sometimes with sliced tomatoes or cheeses on the side. It's a great breakfast.