Ask a goatfarmer anything.
For all your (non)Agricultural questions.
Last thread was a succes,gonna try this again.
First, I'm a saxon Dutchman.
Second, the goats only need to breed once.
A male goat will try to fuck anything that looks like a goat.
I've never seen it happen, though hybrids do exist.
No I have not.
What's it about?
Pls provide an abridged version.
Sounds somewhat funny.
Witching "THE MOST WELL HUNG ANIMAL IN AUSTRALIA" right now.
I "hurt" my animals when it's needed.
But always supply them with an anesthetic.
I don't know why they're so cute, maybe it's the chronic confusion they're suffering?
Here's some kids.
2 hours old.
Have a dad who has a pigfarm.
Have swine flu happen.
Buy 600 goats.
Breed 1200 more.
No, but i have shot a Moroccan guy once.
That's technically a muslim, right?
What is a Black philip?
tl;dr Be born with silver spoon in ass.
They're fluffy because they just drank.
Al the energy of the body is used to processes the food, so they get cold.
Well, there is one particular goat whom has "Hacked the system".
I own a "rapid exit" Milking configuration.
When the fence lifts, powerfeed is released.
This goat climbs up the side and "steals" some powerfeed before the fence is completely lowered.
Pic related, Its the goat on top of the other goat.
Somewhat less than 100 goats have a name.
And i have a favorite goat.
"Vlekkie" it roughly translates to "spot" (pic related)
The goat to the left is called "evee". (Has a white "V" on her head.)
Mostly colored goats, and goats with peculiar behavior, or goats with receive a name.
The other have a number.
It's really hard to think of 1800 names, and track them all.
Never smelled a (sand)niggerpussy.
But goat(cunt) smells bad.
The gouv. won't let me buy more land.
As soon as I have permission they will be able to graze freely in the spring and summer.
it's tiring but really rewarding.
But i'm my own boss, so, I can get away with things a normal employee could only dream of.
np, will suplly moar wiht each answered question.
>How bad does it smell there?
>Do goats attack or cannibalize each other? Are there any particularity violent goats that are assholes?
>How many people work with you on your goat farm?
>If you're comfortable, how much money do you pull in from this operation?
>Are you happy?
Think ammonia, but you get used to the smell in a couple of hours
My goats do not cannibalize.
All my male goats are assholes once in their lifetime.
But then i teach them not to fuck with me.
I currently have 2 employees
Think about 120k a year, but i still have a big debt from the early years.
Yes, but I also have some private income on the side.
Oh forgot to tell.
"Vlekkie"kept escaping, she even stood in my living room one day!
Now I take her on a daily walk, and she's a good goat now.
Don't know, never tried.
Goats stop producing mil when you induce stress.
The milk is my bread and butter, Fucking with that will result in a cumsandwich.
I don't think i like cumsandwiches...
Hey OP! Awesome to see another farmer here, thought about making a thread like this from time to time.
Allthough im not a farmer myselfy, i work on a farm as a form of therapy and rehab (i live in switzerland). The hard Work and the Animals really helped me and i enjoy every bit of it, thank you for contributing to society in the way you're doing, awesome!
We have 80 cows, 50 pigs, 8 horses, 10 chickens and about 40~ rabbits.
Will construct own ASAP.
Nice. keep up the good work!
Goatmilk isn't even popular here in The Netherlands. but goatmilk is expensive.
They make Formula powder(milk for baby's) from it.
Chinese had a scandal 4/5 years ago.
That's when the price for goatmilk skyrocketed.
Been making major profit since.
I am glad i'm finally able to pay off my debt.
I have been thinking about taking part in a project as such, but it would conflict with my own habits.
As you see, I use animals to produce milk, not machines.
Thx anon, have a great day.
And pictures of goats, bitches love goats
When I was in northern Scotland and especially the isle of sky there was goat milk everywhere. It was in what was their version of 7-11 and it didn't cost much more than cow milk. They say it is easier to digest. I liked the flavor more than cow milk and wished I could have it more often.
If I wanted to drink two cups a day for personal consumption how many goats would I need? Do they get lonely if it's only 1-3 goats?
Grandpa, and pa had a pig farm.
I took over for my pa.
Swine flu happened.
Had to clean up my farm.
Gouv. compensated, rebuild farm.
buy 600 goat, breed 1200 more.
I invest my energy and life in this company.
Yes. goats hate silence.
I supply them with oldskool metal.
Only 1 Nubian goat.
But 1 goat gets lonely, unless you are with her all the time. Lonely goats stop eating and die.
Get some pygmy goats to accompany her.
Find him and kill him,.
FOR TEH HORDE!
Goat-Anon, you sound like a nice person and a good goat farmer.
All the best for you and your farm and greetings from Germany!
Do you supply your goats with any possibility of climbing?
My neighbors, are also farmers.
And the only people i get tot talk to are people from food supply, vet's other farmers, and such.
The web is my only link to the outside world.
I have a "Hooiruif" (don't know engrisch word) and i am building a bigger scale "goat tower".
I already have 2 employees and they give me enough headsores lol.
>Applicating on /b/.
>Not a good place /b/ro.
I have been born with a silver spoon up my ass.
I've inherited this company.
See me as a humble monarch.
Pasturize that shit first.
Denpend's where you live.
It cost al lot of money to keep a few animals.
When you keep more, the cost per goat decreases.
Damn, and kek I know; but I'm stuck in the city I grew up in and need to get the fuck out. Dealing with people's a pain in general so managing has got to be a bitch.
Thinking about living out of my car in a different state, but eh I'm not sure.
Interesting. There is a trend in the us to drink non pasteurized non homogenized milk bc supposedly it keeps more of the good nutrients in it. The government is against it. The only people that are for it are some farmers and they say they have had raw milk their whole life and attribute the safety of it more to the cleanliness of their production more than anything else. These farmers say that if you know and trust a small scale farmer and he is clean than the risk of something bad is very low. What say you?
I found a spotted goat for €100 euro's
Will cost about +/- €20.00/day if they don't get sick.
If you drink the milk form a single goat, and you know everything about the goat, it still bares some risk.
If you keep more than 200 goats it's very hard to keep track of them.
If a pathogen is carried trough the milk, people will get sick, and possibly die. (think of Q fever, and M. paratubercolosis)
to be completely sure, you'd have to run daily bloossamples, i'm not stick a needle in my animal, unless it's completely necessary .
I don't like cows, they're to boring.
A goat fights, jumps, demolishes, talks, plays, and is way more active than a cow.
Plus they look like stoned people.
I have male goats tot do that for me.
Cows are chill they mind their own fucking business and don't start shit.... also is it true If you put a pair of work boots on the front of a goat and try to push it over a cliff or something it will just keep backing up onto your dick?
That's precisely why i think of them as "boring"
Not really, they try to eat you sometime's
But there were a lot of pigs i was attached to.
I almost shat my pants when i heard of Q fever.
I thought I had to live trough that all again.
I'm sure I would rather "an hero" before killing all my animals again.
The only thing close to a hobby is browsing, Music, and blazing.
But all of them are practiced at work.
It's not the same barn anymore. and I sure hope they don't.
Tho counteract the haunting, you scare the evil pig-spirits away with my herbs.
old goat you know since birth.
(they always stay fluffy in your mind!)
but that is a cute kid tbh
All goat's are hellbent on spreading destruction and mayhem, despite unknowingly.
Maybe it's the metal, maybe it's the funny side of the goat.
It still is one of the reason I like goats so much.
But never had an evil goat in particular.
I need to post a big machine to regain some feeling of manliness though.
it varies from -1 to 11.
i have one goat that's to stupid to be called a goat.
constantly gets stuck, or hurt, and still tries to fight some alpha goats.
I suspect this goat of having some form of "goat down syndrome"
Her kids are normal goats though.
She's called "spookie" it roughly translates to "Ghost".
Deep purple, black sabbath.
The early "relaxed" kind of metal
Gloryhammer, amon amarth, slayer, fleshgod apocalypse, heidevolk are my personal favorites.
Most of my goats are 1/8 nubian, and 1/4 alpine.
The external characteristics always varies.
They are what I think the best milking goats.
All goatfarmers think they have the best breeding program, including me.
I really liked their song "Year zero"
Cracks me up every time.
Oh, and i only picked the songs in the same bpm range.
It optimizes production.
I supply it to other farmers, who use it to fertilize the soil.
Circle of life.
Thx anon, horns up! \m/
>Indestructible animal that destroys everything it encounters, while joyfully displaying impressive acrobatics, and get's stuck while doing so.
I need about a cup and a half to get my arm in there when they have trouble giving birth.
With big ass manly machinepower!
Goats! defend you liege!
Woden is with us!
The aftermath of birth.
Stop living a comfortable life while other people are starving.
It gave birth to three kids.
pos a non-wrecked goat pussy close up. come on you know damn well you have pics of them.. everyone who works on a farm has at least 1 person who likes to jackoff to farm animals and/or fuck them
incoming random porn *definitely not spam* hub comments pasted onto goat pictures dump
here you go.
I produce more shit, than milk.
nice to see someone else has an appreciation for the same things i do
I don't do that.
I regulate the food intake precisely to the goats need to optimize production.
Take more loans.
Build barn and get milk machine.
But more land to grow food.
thx for keeping my thread bumped anon.
no prob man, goats are goat
I've always wanted to ask a goat farmer this...what is the best time of year to plant goat seeds for the optimum crop yield?
are we at the top of the catalog yet?
Maybe because i'm dutch?
not a middle eastern.
nope, but goats are racist though.
A colored goat is always outranked by a white goat in the hierarchy.
Racism is completely natural.
male goats do make this sound when chasing a goat.
no, think more like;
and i thought no one was paying attention
Nah, I lurked before, as i said before, the web is my only line outside.
Well i'm just glad there are people who know how to program.
about 9 ha for housing and storage, and 12 ha for crops.
>well, I'm just glad there are people who know hot program
>well, I'm glad somebody else is better, because I'm retarded and I suck at life
>well, you funky clever kids go ahead and make the world better, I'll be here masturbating goats like I'm a retarded 3yo
>well, we are all different, some people know math and science, and some people just know how to feed a goat, all activities are equally good, and income inequality is a drag
Cool story, bro.
explain goatmagic please
fuck off retard, youre just jelly you dont have such an impressive goat harem.
that's the end of my goats
i really need to set aside some time and add to the collection
Goats can defy laws of physics, simply because they don't give a shit about it.
Seems since the previous thread.
Only "Vlekkie" defied the fences.
I simply put an chain to close the gates, while the goats can simply jump over the fence standing still.
But they don't...
Makes you think about society.
I saw this on the internet before, can't wait till the taboo's on genetic engineering are lifted, so we can make more progress, and not only with livestock.
Maybe we can improve the human design to make humanity more intelligent.
Intelligent people = less butthurt.
Maybe because compared to a human, goats are retarded.
A person that stand against a wall whilst facing it, and doing this for hours, can be viewed as retarded.
I'm jealous of your lifestyle, Goatman. I'm going to strive to do something like this.
I honestly hope you succeed.
just remember to smoke your veggies everyday.
or else you will become a grumpy farmer like my pa and grandpa.
It's the sound they make when spotting a female who's "willing".
the female goats make that sound when they are picking a fight.
I get them out of the herd asap.
Light a joint in honor of fallen Valkyrie warrior.
Then let "rendakk" (dead thingey disposal service).
The bearn the goat like the old heathen kings.