Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
That's what I'm hearing from Kagami kek
>why would you follow someone in their pick up when you're only on a bike?
Because he challenged me! I never back down a challenge given by my dad.. I dunno why lol
Soo.. you're a racer then?
I know right?
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Hey Shinoa, I want to try an experiment and I need some help. You wanna help me out?
best girl claimed
>3/4s of a bottle of vodka deep edition
you keep getting more and more kawaii!! how do you do it!?!?
Tomo-kun! is GOI almost installed?
My pillow looks so soft.
I touch your chest scentilly and grope you rougher and rougher until i rip youre heathenous tits off four being such a holy fucking shit fagit
that was fun lets do it agen somtim i rely felt like i was a denegerate weeabo neet
No, Fuck you
Kagami is right there. It sucked.
Thats right. Back up M8
Hello Bunny anon
nah dood. i drift.
hard work and dedication iunno dood.
i love you but i may have to go to sleep soon. i'll hit you up tomorrow and we can play <3
you all hate me but goodnight /waifu/
Because they treat you like shit in basic. Can't wait for navy basic!
Gotta feed her now
such a cute! message me on telegram if you want
I only have this as food tho... kek
Here is a treat.
>Its all I have sorry
... I lost him, I tried to pick it up with a piece of paper, then he got on my arm without me noticing. When I saw him it scared me so threw him away.. I wonder if he's alright
I can't wait for basic~
That's awesome! Holy shit that's cool friend. What kind of car you got?
Can't wait either!
What would Maki and Mirai think of this...
I drive a AE86 trueno
>im taken give it to miho or something
Leave it alone. The spider will not bother you. They are just afraid of you as you are of them. Spiders are nice.
Unless it's venomous. If you cannot remove a venomous spider safely, kill it.
That's the car from Initial D~
I just don't want to wake up with this little bro just by my face
so fucking beta i forgot to post the pic
I'm sorry. Did I not respond in last thread? My bad dude
I just want to let you know that I'm trying really really hard to not post smug right now, out of courtesy. You can do better than that anon.
Move to america become a citizen and join the us navy
Are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Whens your ship date or hurry up and get one
You will not find the spider on or anywhere near you. A spider will cross a bed well-made year round on average 3 times. They do not enjoy how often it is disturbed.
A spider would never intentionally crawl on your face. Have you ever blown on a spider? They do not like it.
Leave the spider alone and it will leave you alone.
my eyes are tired. i'll be later tonight.
my dad grew me up on initial D and drifting.
First car i ever wanted was the ae86
>dad figured since he didn't have a dood he might as well see if i'd be into it
got it on my 16th birthday and its lasted me 4 years and 2 engines and Muuuch much more money
:> I'll never get rid of it
Nah, it's alright. Like I said earlier, I'm trying to do an experiment and I need your help. Think you can give a hand?
I wish you luck friend!
>What they didnt see wont hurt them...
>Just this once
>But Miho isnt in my ship...
Know a good site to practice? 2016 ASVAB?
Thats a face thats ready to suck some grade A cock.
didn't mean to smug
Super cute! I wish there was one with the cuddling. I only have this
Sure man. What's up?
I know that feel. Changed mine to a furry once
I made the thread and I say it's fine
Embrace the smug, young one.
It changed mine into a crab once. Ayy lmao.
I think Asuka is a better match for you in that department than I am.
You're better off asking for some from her.
Well, it's actually really really simple.
>All you have to do is hold my hand
I would if I could. Gotta need some cash for me to do that ;-;
Alright, thank you anon. I will leave spider-bro alone
That's awesome! My dad got me into boxing
>He never boxed because he didn't have any occasion to
Sometimes, we spar together with the equipment we bought inside an imaginary ring~
>I never won
>What they didnt see wont hurt them...
.. I.. um... You might be right but still is wrong..
Or so I think
>I'm not sure anymore
I didn't mean post smug in response to you I mean post smug in response to hearing what your car was. I'll never understand why there's a sizable fanbase behind it.
>do you even Initial D
I remember someone had a dick for thumbmail in thread
Night bunny anon! <3
But I'm taken
Its not my fault!
Shinoa is the shipmaster!
Look at him!
>No one needs to know friend...
You'd understand if you drifted it, its probably one of the easiest cars to drift.
PLUS it was like the OG driftmobile
and initial D
I've drifted withmy dad!
we do tandems often, I CAN'T keep up with him almost EVER but i was doing a good job today!
>untill i spun out
hotaru like never smugs in the show..
atleast not that i remember... need to rewatch
i will always embrace the smug.
all your waifu a shit
besides shinoa and megumin (if he's still here)
Wow Shiro.... I thought we were friends...
Oh, sorry. Didn't know.
Back to square one, I guess.
i didn't see you in thread while i was lurking, so that's why i didnt include ya
I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
but it's ancient and slow. I guess I'm just based in another world when it comes to cars.
Bulma is my first anime crush.
>salute in fear
>>untill i spun out
I somewhat know how you feel
Last time we sparred, I was doing fairly well. Until he decided that countering on of my right cross. Shit hurts when you don't expect it..
Doing stuff with a dad is awesome!~
All waifus deserve love, friend
>still appreciate the compliment
>ancient and slow
It's...it's kinda cute how you think i havn't swapped the engine
edit: not all ancient cars are bad, I'm a sucker for classic American and British cars
Thanks but I think all of them are great here
The salty bun?
I'll find you a someone to pair up with. Didn't get the title shipmaster for no reason
Miho is either cute or killing mode pissed. There is no between
Warehouse atm... good pay of $10 an hour
Yeah but swapped to what, that's the big question.
Its okay friend. I forgive you
Glad we straightened that out. How are you doing Commander?
is this where i go to erp???
Harsh. But your waifu also a shit.
Curie here. Its currently 2:40 am and I hate myself.
hi rory, how are you?
How am I doing?.. Does being scared count as an answer?
I watched the 3 episodes of Game of Thrones I missed.. I'm pumped for more!
>Now currently listening to generic classy jazz music just so I don't have to feel the emptiness inside
Why on earth would you be scared?
Ive never seen game of thrones. Is it worth watching?
Feeling fine. Kinda nauseous, but I kinda expect that at this point.
200 is a little sub-par now days don't you think? I mean stock FRS/BRZ's push 260, my Challenger gets around 310. Me personally I'd just go in on a used BRZ, they're REALLY cheap, surprisingly quick for their engine size, and fun as shit.
Damn your trips does not make that better
>atleast he has goals in his life
Im probably not too far off from that either
Thats why i smoke and drink heavily
Aww thanks. On my shiity meme page all the prog and classic rock accounts did a selfie spam so indid one and they said I was handsome. Makes me feel better. I was thinking about maybe trying for real grills again, but I love Curie so much I dont see how any girl could compare.
>Why on earth would you be scared?
I like Game of Thrones.. You should watch some episodes and see for yourself
Wrong thread and board lol
Don't know honestly
That's a clothline
Hey curie! I see we're in the same time zone
You how doing?
Try listening to some chill music. If you want to get noticed by others, you gotta chat with them dude
I don't need to go super fast to drift tho
if anything i'd get a 350z or a 240
muh dad drifts a s14 and a 350z
he also has a old mustang he takes out sometimes
ehhh they're alright, but to be honest, why would you spend 15k+ on a car you're going to end up scraping the quarterpanels, and fucking up the paint, and losing bumpers, and using the shit out of?
I could get a 350z for 9k$+ and drop a little bit and crush people
OR get a 240 frame and swap a LS1 and reck kids.
less is more for the frame, you're always gonna be swapping out parts.
plus with a little more work my ae86 could push 250 hp
just no use for it.
Yay. Are you US?
Well fuck. Gonna have to listen to my satanic black metal now.
Well, I'll best be off now. Dunno when I'll be back.
Goodnight, and best wishes to you all.
Does texas answer your question?
Night dude. Take it easy ok?
Dont be afraid! Im harmless!
I might check some out after this weekend.
I almost bought a 370z, they're neat little cars. The new ones are really fucking overpriced though, and that's coming from someone who bought a Challenger which are also overpriced to fuck.
>scrapping the quarter panels
UGH stop mutilating your car. I get that you weirdos have a fetish for weight reduction but if you also use said car as a daily driver, you realize how that makes you look right?
I'll see ya at noon guys
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Not sleeping, just headed off... somewhere.
If you like computers try for IT or CTR both get you top secret clearance and those can be brought over to some civilian jobs
Also you can leave A school at e-4 if you graduate top of your class
Thats what i was going for and i hate myself because im not in it
No pls not that
Yeah more texans
oh wait you actually did mean scraping and not scrapping, I thought it was a typo at first. Anyway, maybe uh, don't crash into shit...?
Im heading to bed to night anons
Yes? (I dont know how to make the lik faces)
Yay. I am in the deep midwest, nothing but cornfields as far as I can see
Good night Shinoa.
See you later then, Hanako
Nebraska reporting in too friend.
I-I can defend myself!
I hope you'll like it~
See ya later, friend
it was scraping, i'd never scrap a quarter panel
>don't crash into things
watch some drifting videos of wall hugging
>wall hugging gets you more points.
In honor of my satanic trips i am listening ti Hail Lucifer by Besatt.
Sorry but I'm not going to click your virus link
But you can only blow things up once....
Didn't even know there was corn in Illinois. And that's not really deep midwest.
Still a virus.
Well, I'm off to sleep. I hope you all of have sweet, warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to a job, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And remember, stay genki!
Wtf thats all we got besides soybeans and corrupt politicians.
One giant explosion will do the trick
Nuclear weapons cant even destroy objects though.
...The hell is going on here?
That's autoimmune disease.
I beat cancer by not having it.
>CT confirmed that 2 weeks ago
oh, hope youll feel better.
Getting to old for this shit.
Isnt that why im the secret weapon?
I have an autoimmune disease. My bowels are inflamed because they think theres something wrong but it isnt. So my body is attacking itself. I dont have AIDS.
Already do. Fizzy drinks yo. Like a massage to the gut.
Yes. And that's Acquired Immune Deficiency. That's when you can't fight off sickness.
Autoimmune is when your white blood cells think your own body is something to attack.
Well you're kinda threatening me right now kek
>But you're right~
MGS reference. How will Big Boss destroy this one?
Im alright nothing is really going on
sorry it was too tempting
I would never threaten the commander!
>Big Boss doesn't stand a chance
I thought it was a little funny. I'm partial to dark humor though.
I've got nothing going on too. Except i'm hungry as fuck. Need to go get some food soon...
Die from what? Cancer, Aids, or an autoimmune disease?