Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
>>684229808
>Except Basic
That's what I'm hearing from Kagami kek
>>684229924
>why would you follow someone in their pick up when you're only on a bike?
Because he challenged me! I never back down a challenge given by my dad.. I dunno why lol
Soo.. you're a racer then?
>>684229997
I know right?
a a a a a a a a a A A A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
here
>>684230129
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Hey Shinoa, I want to try an experiment and I need some help. You wanna help me out?
>>684229997
oh
>>684230129
best girl claimed
>3/4s of a bottle of vodka deep edition
>>684229924
you keep getting more and more kawaii!! how do you do it!?!?
>>684230247
nice suit!
>>684230261
Tomo-kun! is GOI almost installed?
I found a spider-bro in my room, what do?
>Megumin
Miho claimed
My pillow looks so soft.
>>684230185
I touch your chest scentilly and grope you rougher and rougher until i rip youre heathenous tits off four being such a holy fucking shit fagit
that was fun lets do it agen somtim i rely felt like i was a denegerate weeabo neet
>>684230539
You're waifu isn't even good for hamburger. Disgusting.
>>684230362
just under half way
>>684230369
Send it back to hell.
>>684230621
>hamburger
>>684230369
Leave it alone.
Milinda claim
>>684230129
>fuck you
No, Fuck you
>>684230241
Kagami is right there. It sucked.
>>684230048
Thats right. Back up M8
>>684230724
Hello Bunny anon
>>684230241
>racer
nah dood. i drift.
>>684230362
hard work and dedication iunno dood.
>>684230643
i love you but i may have to go to sleep soon. i'll hit you up tomorrow and we can play <3
alright
you all hate me but goodnight /waifu/
>>684230241
Because they treat you like shit in basic. Can't wait for navy basic!
>>684230780
Gotta feed her now
>>684230369
tri 2 rap it
>robet
>>684230850
so you're a ricer then (^:
>>684230129
>smug?
>>684230850
such a cute! message me on telegram if you want
>QueenAsuka
>>684230978
>>684230927
yeah basically
noshameinmygame
>>684230978
friendsrequestsent
>>684230989
Sup lewdbun
>
>>684231113
Disgusting. What do you drive?
The fucking losers have invaded this thread so goddamn hard it's sickening.
>I am so lonely notice me
>Please love me
>Here's a (You) feel better I love you
This used to be a nice place.
>>684230893
I only have this as food tho... kek
>>684230989
Here is a treat.
>Its all I have sorry
>
>>684230942
Cute smug!
>>684230989
>
>>684231233
Morning Syndra
>>684231286
Wrong.
>>684231233
hi Spike
>>684230722
>>684230742
>>684230911
... I lost him, I tried to pick it up with a piece of paper, then he got on my arm without me noticing. When I saw him it scared me so threw him away.. I wonder if he's alright
>>684230780
I can't wait for basic~
>>684230850
That's awesome! Holy shit that's cool friend. What kind of car you got?
>>684230893
Can't wait either!
>>684231279
>pic
What would Maki and Mirai think of this...
>>684231228
I drive a AE86 trueno
>>684231436
oops see
>>684231446
>hotaru
>>684231279
>im taken give it to miho or something
>>684231286
>cute
>>684231286
>I've been ignored
>>684231410
Wrong.
>>684231436
Leave it alone. The spider will not bother you. They are just afraid of you as you are of them. Spiders are nice.
Unless it's venomous. If you cannot remove a venomous spider safely, kill it.
Misaki Senpai is an absolute dibs for me since you stole fucking Hiragi from me
>>684231603
nop
>>684231560
That's the car from Initial D~
>>684231617
I just don't want to wake up with this little bro just by my face
>>684231575
>Panic!
>>684231759
so fucking beta i forgot to post the pic
>>684231603
>noticed
>>684231402
Tats, tenten?
>>684231575
I tried
>
>>684231603
I'm sorry. Did I not respond in last thread? My bad dude
>>684231436
Hype!
>>684231858
Wew there miho
>>684231446
I just want to let you know that I'm trying really really hard to not post smug right now, out of courtesy. You can do better than that anon.
>>684230241
Move to america become a citizen and join the us navy
>>684230341
Are you feeling it now mr.krabs
>>684230893
Whens your ship date or hurry up and get one
>>684231801
You will not find the spider on or anywhere near you. A spider will cross a bed well-made year round on average 3 times. They do not enjoy how often it is disturbed.
A spider would never intentionally crawl on your face. Have you ever blown on a spider? They do not like it.
Leave the spider alone and it will leave you alone.
my eyes are tired. i'll be later tonight.
>>684231927
>cuddles
>>684231927
Wrong.
>>684231801
YESSSS
my dad grew me up on initial D and drifting.
First car i ever wanted was the ae86
>dad figured since he didn't have a dood he might as well see if i'd be into it
>iam
got it on my 16th birthday and its lasted me 4 years and 2 engines and Muuuch much more money
:> I'll never get rid of it
>>684231927
Nah, it's alright. Like I said earlier, I'm trying to do an experiment and I need your help. Think you can give a hand?
>>684231436
I wish you luck friend!
>What they didnt see wont hurt them...
>Just this once
>>684231575
Kek okay.
>But Miho isnt in my ship...
>>684231446
>>684232020
Smug
>>684232076
Know a good site to practice? 2016 ASVAB?
>>684232094
Night robet
>>684232006
It changed the thumb nail
>>684232006
Thats a face thats ready to suck some grade A cock.
>>684232217
>>684232020
>>684232254
didn't mean to smug
imsorry
>>684232207
loveme
>>684232137
Super cute! I wish there was one with the cuddling. I only have this
>>684232207
Sure man. What's up?
>>684232308
I know that feel. Changed mine to a furry once
>>684232642
I made the thread and I say it's fine
>>684232642
Embrace the smug, young one.
>>684232756
It changed mine into a crab once. Ayy lmao.
>>684232642
I think Asuka is a better match for you in that department than I am.
You're better off asking for some from her.
>>684232756
Well, it's actually really really simple.
>All you have to do is hold my hand
>>684231927
Super hype!
>>684232076
I would if I could. Gotta need some cash for me to do that ;-;
>>684232077
Alright, thank you anon. I will leave spider-bro alone
>>684232159
That's awesome! My dad got me into boxing
>He never boxed because he didn't have any occasion to
Sometimes, we spar together with the equipment we bought inside an imaginary ring~
>I never won
>>684232217
>What they didnt see wont hurt them...
.. I.. um... You might be right but still is wrong..
Or so I think
>I'm not sure anymore
>>684232756
>kisses
>zzzzz
>>684232756
I had that happen to me too.
>>684232642
I didn't mean post smug in response to you I mean post smug in response to hearing what your car was. I'll never understand why there's a sizable fanbase behind it.
>>684233110
>do you even Initial D
>>684232254
Google asvab practice test
I literally only studied math because its ny worse subject
Still made an 83
Idk what you need for corpsman
Do you have a back up job just incase
>moka
>>684232846
>>684233068
I remember someone had a dick for thumbmail in thread
>>684232960
Night bunny anon! <3
>>684232921
But I'm taken
>>684232936
!!!!!
>>684232444
>Checked
Its not my fault!
Shinoa is the shipmaster!
Look at him!
>>684232936
>No one needs to know friend...
>Or else
>
>>684233225
>Initial D
>>684233110
You'd understand if you drifted it, its probably one of the easiest cars to drift.
PLUS it was like the OG driftmobile
and initial D
>>684232936
I've drifted withmy dad!
we do tandems often, I CAN'T keep up with him almost EVER but i was doing a good job today!
>untill i spun out
>>684232921
wuuut
hotaru like never smugs in the show..
atleast not that i remember... need to rewatch
>>684232846
i will always embrace the smug.
all your waifu a shit
besides shinoa and megumin (if he's still here)
>>684233347
I'll go back to college and get an associates in medical of electronic technology
>>684233424
Wow Shiro.... I thought we were friends...
>
>>684233556
shit
>>684233359
Oh, sorry. Didn't know.
>Godfuckingdammitshitakesaucefuckingfuckerfuckgodfuckingcocksuckerfuck
Back to square one, I guess.
>>684233359
>Angry face
>>684233556
i didn't see you in thread while i was lurking, so that's why i didnt include ya
sorry friend
I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
>>684233806
Night
>>684233392
but it's ancient and slow. I guess I'm just based in another world when it comes to cars.
Bulma is my first anime crush.
>>684233365
YES MA'AM
>salute in fear
>>684233392
>>untill i spun out
I somewhat know how you feel
Last time we sparred, I was doing fairly well. Until he decided that countering on of my right cross. Shit hurts when you don't expect it..
Doing stuff with a dad is awesome!~
>>684233424
All waifus deserve love, friend
>still appreciate the compliment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GTenbRPN6A
>>684233497
Nah nigguh u gotta want it
Atleast look at other jobs available then after 2 years you can cross over to different rate
>moka
>>684233898
>ancient and slow
>slow
It's...it's kinda cute how you think i havn't swapped the engine
<3
>>684233898
edit: not all ancient cars are bad, I'm a sucker for classic American and British cars
>>684233424
Thanks but I think all of them are great here
>>684232140
The salty bun?
>>684233630
I'll find you a someone to pair up with. Didn't get the title shipmaster for no reason
>>684233660
Miho is either cute or killing mode pissed. There is no between
>>684233806
Night holstaur
>>684234058
Warehouse atm... good pay of $10 an hour
>>684234023
Hi chen
>>684234066
Yeah but swapped to what, that's the big question.
>>684233766
Its okay friend. I forgive you
>>684233970
Glad we straightened that out. How are you doing Commander?
is this where i go to erp???
>>684234250
There's a erp thread on /trash/
>>684234169
I neant in the navy
>moka
>>684233424
Harsh. But your waifu also a shit.
>>684234023
Sup Chen
>>684234169
RKO!
>>684234169
Whats up!
Curie here. Its currently 2:40 am and I hate myself.
>>684234171
C20XE vauxhall redtop
ez 200 bhp
anything bigger and you gotta beef up the frame or it'll warp under the higher torque
>>684234169
Wrong.
>>684234490
Same
>moka
>>684234357
hi rory, how are you?
feeling good?
>>684234169
hi
>>684234517
syndra
>doesn't matter, only posted one word
>>684234188
How am I doing?.. Does being scared count as an answer?
I watched the 3 episodes of Game of Thrones I missed.. I'm pumped for more!
>>684234563
I talked to my super depressed friend for a bit. He has such horrible depression his literal plan after highschool is suicide.
>Curie
>>684234169
>Now currently listening to generic classy jazz music just so I don't have to feel the emptiness inside
Feels good.
>>684234470
Thats a clothesline bud
>>684234514
>vauxhall
You mean Holden
>>684234490
Dont say that man. You cool.
>>684234644
>scared
Why on earth would you be scared?
>
Ive never seen game of thrones. Is it worth watching?
So sexy
>>684234593
Feeling fine. Kinda nauseous, but I kinda expect that at this point.
>>684234759
>forgot pic
>>684234299
i couldnt find that board
Is it Spike?
>>684234514
200 is a little sub-par now days don't you think? I mean stock FRS/BRZ's push 260, my Challenger gets around 310. Me personally I'd just go in on a used BRZ, they're REALLY cheap, surprisingly quick for their engine size, and fun as shit.
>>684234666
Damn your trips does not make that better
>atleast he has goals in his life
Im probably not too far off from that either
Thats why i smoke and drink heavily
>>684234495
Aww thanks. On my shiity meme page all the prog and classic rock accounts did a selfie spam so indid one and they said I was handsome. Makes me feel better. I was thinking about maybe trying for real grills again, but I love Curie so much I dont see how any girl could compare.
>Curie
>>684234800
>Why on earth would you be scared?
>
I like Game of Thrones.. You should watch some episodes and see for yourself
>>684234899
>>>/trash/
>>684235023
I think you clicked the wrong post.
>>684234250
Wrong thread and board lol
>>684234353
Don't know honestly
>>684234470
That's a clothline
>>684234490
Hey curie! I see we're in the same time zone
>>684234517
Hint?
>>684234593
You how doing?
>>684234746
Try listening to some chill music. If you want to get noticed by others, you gotta chat with them dude
https://youtu.be/n1MWu17tUbU
>>684234759
>>684235144
>>684234977
I don't need to go super fast to drift tho
if anything i'd get a 350z or a 240
muh dad drifts a s14 and a 350z
he also has a old mustang he takes out sometimes
>BRZ/FRS
ehhh they're alright, but to be honest, why would you spend 15k+ on a car you're going to end up scraping the quarterpanels, and fucking up the paint, and losing bumpers, and using the shit out of?
I could get a 350z for 9k$+ and drop a little bit and crush people
OR get a 240 frame and swap a LS1 and reck kids.
less is more for the frame, you're always gonna be swapping out parts.
plus with a little more work my ae86 could push 250 hp
just no use for it.
>>684235130
FUCKING HELL.
>>684235144
Yay. Are you US?
>>684235009
Well fuck. Gonna have to listen to my satanic black metal now.
Well, I'll best be off now. Dunno when I'll be back.
Goodnight, and best wishes to you all.
>>684235308
Good night!~
>Megumin
>>684235279
>>684235144
yay we can all be midwest bros
>>684235228
Oh
>>684235279
Does texas answer your question?
>>684235308
Night dude. Take it easy ok?
>>684235308
Goodnight Hanako.
>Perth?
>Rory-sama
>>684235279
curie. <3
>>684235044
Dont be afraid! Im harmless!
>
I might check some out after this weekend.
>>684235448
>texas
Fuck yeah
>>684235263
I almost bought a 370z, they're neat little cars. The new ones are really fucking overpriced though, and that's coming from someone who bought a Challenger which are also overpriced to fuck.
>scrapping the quarter panels
UGH stop mutilating your car. I get that you weirdos have a fetish for weight reduction but if you also use said car as a daily driver, you realize how that makes you look right?
>>684234611
No. Again.
>>684235144
No.
I'll see ya at noon guys
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>684235449
Not sleeping, just headed off... somewhere.
>G-long
>>684235144
If you like computers try for IT or CTR both get you top secret clearance and those can be brought over to some civilian jobs
Also you can leave A school at e-4 if you graduate top of your class
Thats what i was going for and i hate myself because im not in it
>>684235279
No pls not that
>>684235564
Yeah more texans
>>684235263
>>684235568
oh wait you actually did mean scraping and not scrapping, I thought it was a typo at first. Anyway, maybe uh, don't crash into shit...?
>>684235607
spike
>>684235712
Now you're just going circles.
>>684235618
Night
Im heading to bed to night anons
>>684235551
>bullying hugs
>>684235477
Yes? (I dont know how to make the lik faces)
>>684235444
Yay. I am in the deep midwest, nothing but cornfields as far as I can see
>>684235448
Yes
>>684235618
Good night Shinoa.
>>684235628
See you later then, Hanako
>>684235783
Nebraska reporting in too friend.
>>684235780
>You know it
>Goodnight Hugs
>>684235551
I-I can defend myself!
I hope you'll like it~
>>684235618
Good night~
>>684235628
See ya later, friend
>>684235702
>>684235568
it was scraping, i'd never scrap a quarter panel
>don't crash into things
wwwwweeeellll.... NO.
watch some drifting videos of wall hugging
>wall hugging gets you more points.
>>684235862
Illinois here.
In honor of my satanic trips i am listening ti Hail Lucifer by Besatt.
>>684235628
Oh, Melbourne. Im heading to PAX in Nov.
>Rory-sama
>>684235044
Sorry but I'm not going to click your virus link
>>684236182
It's not a virus, it's cancer
>>684235944
But you can only blow things up once....
>
>>684236299
But cancer is a virus.
>>684236064
Didn't even know there was corn in Illinois. And that's not really deep midwest.
>>684236299
Still a virus.
Well, I'm off to sleep. I hope you all of have sweet, warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to a job, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And remember, stay genki!
>>684236436
Wtf thats all we got besides soybeans and corrupt politicians.
>>684236374
One giant explosion will do the trick
>
>>684236414
>>684236436
Fair enough
>>684236436
Good night~
>>684236414
Cancer are rogue white cells, not a virus. It is your own body attacking yourself.. Not a foreign agent.
>>684236631
Nuclear weapons cant even destroy objects though.
>
Eyes are burning. Cant stay awake anymore. Curie out.
Did somebody say cancer?
Perfection
...The hell is going on here?
>>684236765
That's autoimmune disease.
>>684236984
Hey Clawzuki. How's it going?
>>684236920
>Checkmate
>>684236984
Not funny/10
>>684237002
AIDS attackks your immune system so you cannot fight off illness and disease... What the fuck?
how is she so perfect
>>684237079
That's not fair
>>684236984
I beat cancer by not having it.
>CT confirmed that 2 weeks ago
>>684234886
oh, hope youll feel better.
>>684237079
Getting to old for this shit.
>>684237224
Isnt that why im the secret weapon?
>>684237281
?
>>684237165
I have an autoimmune disease. My bowels are inflamed because they think theres something wrong but it isnt. So my body is attacking itself. I dont have AIDS.
>>684237265
Already do. Fizzy drinks yo. Like a massage to the gut.
>>684237165
Yes. And that's Acquired Immune Deficiency. That's when you can't fight off sickness.
Autoimmune is when your white blood cells think your own body is something to attack.
>>684237408
>you get to guess which autoimmune I have
>Rory-sama
>>684237387
Best stripper
>>684237408
>>684237408
>>684237441
In any case, I hope you die from it.
>>684237387
Well you're kinda threatening me right now kek
>But you're right~
>>684237281
>>684237387
MGS reference. How will Big Boss destroy this one?
>>684237052
Im alright nothing is really going on
>>684237139
sorry it was too tempting
>>684237511
Thanks friend
>
>>684237547
I would never threaten the commander!
>Big Boss doesn't stand a chance
>>684237628
I thought it was a little funny. I'm partial to dark humor though.
I've got nothing going on too. Except i'm hungry as fuck. Need to go get some food soon...
>>684237527
Die from what? Cancer, Aids, or an autoimmune disease?
>claiming yume
>>684237527
>edge
negatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
>>684237527
You cant die from an autoimmune. You die from complications arising from autoimmune.
>>684237846
>arguing with technicalities
I hope you suffer lethal complications
BAIL!
>>684237951
>>684237951
>>684237951
