How often do you change your bed sheets? Is twice a year enough?
What the fuck???????
>twice a week.
Your shit must stank dude
No. It has to be done at least three times a month
I don't even use.
I sleep on a bare mattress with an empty duvet cover.
>>684204498
rofl
Me and my wife change it once there are too many sex stains. She squirts a lot.
>>684204689
You know that's her piss right?
>>684204014
>Is twice a year enough?
No, OP. That's not enough.
>>684204666
lol nice trips satan
>>684204982
ooooooh look at mister fucking standards over here
>Change sheets
>One of my kids wants to sleep with my wife and I
>nosextonight.jpg
>Kid pisses bed
>Change sheets
>Repeat
I drink her squirts all the time. We have contests where we 69 and both cum as hard as we can. We both try to swallow everthing that comes out. Player with least amount of mess on bed is the winner.
>>684204206
>Twice a week
Are you a woman? Or a limp-wristed beta?
>>684204776
Does it matter?
I wash them every other week and replace them whenever they get worn down
>>684204014
4 times a day. Gotta keep the customers happy.
Honestly, about once every couple months
>That foul bachelor frog life
>>684205268
Sounds like an easy win for her.
I only one 1 sheet and wash it about once a year. Seems fine.
>>684204014
I usually just vacuum them
>>684204014
It depends. How often do you have women over?
>>684205357
>>684205268
Cucks detected. How does Jamal's HIV spoodge taste while we're at it?
>>684205473
this
>>684205591
Yeah she usually wins. That means I have to clean out her ass with my tongue.
>>684204776
I'm OK with making a whore piss on my cock when she cums. Breddy hot, honestly.
>>684206025
I'm guessing you're both fatties.
>>684205189
>The year of our lord, 2016
>Getting married
>Having kids
kek why tho? You could literally have a new squaw in your bed every night and save so much money and time with no kid.
>>684205189
this
>>684205825
Never, i'm 30 year old virgin. But i roll up my blankets and fuck them daily. I wash my blanket every few weeks, otherwise it gets too gross.
>>684206467
They believed what tv and movies told them growing up. Laugh at their shit lives.
>>684206515
What a fulfilling life you must lead.
>>684205701
>Vacuuming bed sheets
It's hilarious when millenials try to act like actual human beings. They don't have the first clue how to do it. The baby boomer dun goofed raising yall muhfugguz.
>>684204014
bed sheets? whats a bed? i sleep on a couch, have for 15 years
>>684206515
Well...then you really never need to clean them, live life as a caveman anon.
>>684206915
Go on I'll bite.Story?
>>684206743
I have a good life. My job is ok (school janitor). I have xbox and porn mags. I rent a room where i have my bed and a desk. I have to go piss and shit outside, but thats ok. Next i save up for one of those $6000 sex dolls. r u jelly?
>>684206515
>Wizard detected
Really though, how do you make it to 30 as a virgin? Did you have to actively avoid it?
>>684206467
I don't want to be on my deathbed and realize I left nothing behind. I don't expect a NEET to understand that though.
>>684207419
Yes I'm very jelly m8
>>684207475
I work with a 30 y/o virgin, women actively avoid him.
>>684207475
I was raised by ultra religious parents that didn't let me out of the house much. When i finally was able to leave around 26 because i got a job, no girl would come near me.
>>684207419
Id like to have $6000 to spend on a sex doll. Id rather spend it on a small business, but hey whatever floats your boat
>>684207730
Leave behind for who? Once you're dead, you're dead, you really want to be some old fading photograph on a shelf for your great grandkids who won't care who you were?
>>684207419
kek, stop trolling, lad
>>684205853
Enjoying getting a woman off isn't cuck in you goddamned NEET. Don't get mad because you can't last more than 30 seconds you three pump chump.
>>684207997
>When i finally was able to leave around 26
You were doing well but you blew it.
7/10
>>684208261
So you enjoy Jamaal's sperm in your mouth then, ok.
>>684207419
Are $6,000 sex dolls a thing? You know how much mid-shelf cunt you could get for that?
>>684207997
Do you not shower or something? I get awkward but goddamn dude, even I can get laid....
>>684208261
I love getting women off, the second she pisses on my bed or in my mouth though she's getting ditched for someone with fucking hygiene.
>>684207315
i just dont like beds,they take up too much space, and i can never fall asleep in one, hurts my back to much, not much of a story
>>684207997
Just pay for it.
>>684208112
Like I said, I didn't expect a NEET to understand.
>>684208261
Pussy feels good, I just want to sleep anyway.
>>684208772
That isn't an answer.
>>684208772
God will you stop talking about how much you like nigger cum in your mouth? we really dont care
realdoll.com ... starting at $6000
>>684208460
Really? What is it with you and nigger jizz? You gay or something? Getting off on making a woman orgasm is about as far from being a cuck as humanly possible. That is me getting them off, not watching some subhuman writhe around on top of them ineptly spearing them. But again, you have the sexual stamina of a geriatric with cancer, so you wouldn't understand.
>>684209359
For real man, I think I speak for the group when I say we're done hearing about your fetish for Jamaal's jizz ini your throat, just stop.
>>684209359
>how Jamal likes you to dress
>>684208885
So when you see pussy is it like a slimy Rubix cube or something? Getting a woman off isn't that hard dude....
>>684208767
Dont want the std or aids. I try picking up some girls from nearby highschool but the candy bar offers are not working.
>>684209547
>>684209562
Projecting this hard....I mean, if you guys love nigger dick that's fine, just don't place your fetish on me.
>>684209562
He certainly is a dirty utility from what he's been saying. I wish he could stop talking about nigger jizz though, its starting to make me uncomfortable
>>684209834
You seem to be obsessed with nigger dick. I think you should see someone.
>>684209911
Your fetish is showing cuckules.
>>684209834
You're the one that keeps talking about it faggot. We dont care, you like jizz, cool, just keep it to yourself.
>>684208638
But.... when u cum like that u cant help it.
Is nig jiz white or brown?
>>684210086
Crime colored.
>>684210043
Am I the only one seeing this guy talking about how much he likes to slurp up nigger cum for breakfast? It ridiculous
>>684210181
So brown?
>>684210258
I know, I wish he'd stop talking about how much he likes black pudding with his suspiciously dark sausages of a morning.
>>684209665
More akin to 2048 or threes. No real strategy, just move shit wildly in random directions until the game is over.
>>684209562
lol Jamal met the business end of my Louisville Slugger when he tried to sexually assault my wife. And then my wife castrated the corpse for good measure. This cuck meme is dangerous as fuck for niggers.
>>684210379
We should just refer to him as puddin from now on, all that nut he slurps up.