You should invite them to Camp Crystal Lake
I am not one to go after chubby types, but I would fuck the version of her from a few years ago just as much as I would the current thin version.
my friends sisier - Jovana
Miranda Cosgrove is my waifu.
I've been in love with her ever since I saw her on Drake and Josh 12 years ago.
I've watched every single episode of iCarly, not for the story or writing, but to see my beloved on screen.
Every night I masturbate to the thought of us having passionate, romantic sex.
Every morning I pretend that she kisses me goodbye before I go to work.
Every day I Google "Miranda Cosgrove boyfriend" to see if she's still available. As of right now she's still not dating anyone new after some asshole broke up with her several years ago. I like to believe that she'll come to my no-name town on the way to a tour or something one day, and that we'll meet and fall in love.
What's wrong with me, /b/?
>that moment when you realize you're almost 30 and the dating pool is just going to get uglier and fatter from here on out
Damn, she looks like a sexy Jeff Gerstman.
always wanted to fuck these girls in high school
which would /b/ fuck?
>/b/ would fuck a donkey
>/b/ would fuck a squirrel
>/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
>/b/ would fuck your mom
>/b/ would fuck your sister
>/b/ would fuck your grandmother
>/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
>/b/ would fuck your dog
>/b/ would fuck your house
>/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
>/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
>/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian incest sisters and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukelele
>/b/ would fuck you
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
>/b/ would fuck the sidewalk
>/b/ would fuck antything
>/b/ want to know why the hell you keep asking it if it will fuck something when you already know the answer.
>/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
>/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
>/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
>/b/ would fuck an octopus
>/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wriggle
>/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine.
>/b/ would fuck you, rip out your eyeballs and nose, then skull-fuck you while reciting Exodus while eating deep-fried bacon to the tune of Rebecca Black's Friday
>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, or five years
>/b/ is most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndoggieness
YES /B/ WOULD FUCK HER. She is substantiall less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given half a chance.
Are you happy now, OP? You miserable underage faggot? YES /B/ WOULD FUCK HER. /b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back.
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.