Waifu claiming thread.
>Rules are Great Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rules are pretty good
Good, this has been most of it I think. Looking forward to shitposting late into the morning since I've got nothing to do all weekend.
>megumin is the most adorable cutie!!! and also a space marine
>she told me she consented
o-oh!!! ill tell the officer too kek
The rat, obviously
Going to go shower and probably eat.
Best waifu claimed
Now that you mention it that is anime as fuck
>off by one
>tfw I got that pun
I hope it does, I'll be releasing the demo once I'm done
That way I live I doubt I'll make it to 25
Why 25 though?
>isn't half so shitty as someone like Juri
You can always be worse of but that doesn't mean it feels better for me.
>weren't even supposed to be able to have kids.
Dude, you're like a lucky ass freak of nature
>tab here every once in a while
Yeah pretty much.
Best waifu has been claimed. We might as well pack our bags and fuck off
Healthy as fuck.
I do love milk (and chocolate) but now I'm hungry.
Yes it is
21 Gallons of a certain bodily fluid.
you got the daily reminder?
I know, man. Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right? And I'm really sorry to hear that about your family - I'm very close to my parents and it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship. I'm very lucky in many ways.
Out from my lurking hole. How has everyone's day been so far?
Ofc I do
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun.
Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
Good. How was your mad wank sess'?
nuh uh ur a liar
This my bitch
ERP and RP are pretty high up there. Like in the mid to high range
i murdered some briefings today!!! other than that nah lol, i know your legs are killing you right now, how did your day go besides that??
The female rat to the male rat
I dont think I have seen it yet
Nevermind. See it and like it
I don't hate you as much as I say I do.
But Christ sometimes you guys really disappoint me.
It's a terrible day, I'm going to bed. If I'm back in 20 minutes call me a faggot.
Better now that you're here
Well.. I bought my booze online and should arrive at my local liquor store by next week... That's pretty much all I did today besides killing my legs
Pretty darn good, as I hadn't in about a week. >>684179478
Have sweet dreams of you waifu Tats.
Hate me the most, i deserve it.
Was playing Hots but then I got bored after getting a blue screen 3 times.
Why do you have to order it, is it something fancy?
I can't wait to play it
So summary for me:
>got a dog
>hid my "medicinal" drugs
>closed the blinds
>waited for the Party Van
>didn't get caught downloading deadpool as the Party Van was at my house
Good luck getting rest.
>forget your priorities
you ordered it online?! i didn't even catch that lol, ill bet the wait will be worth it though~
That's great man
>Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right?
Boy do I know starving. Indeed, other people's misery doesn't nullify our own problems relevance
>it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship
I've never known anything different. I remember a happy time where we were like a normal family, , but those are overshadowed by all the memories of fights, arguments and misery
>I'm very lucky in many ways.
Your very existance is proof of that. You're like getting quints 2 twice in a row
It's great huh? I really like how he did the tentacles going around
Hey it's original Yuno
How are you man?
I've been playing a lot of Stellaris and Crusader Kings, Empire Building is fun.
Four away from quads confirm it won't be worth the wait.
What's up? What have you been up to?
Hooooooooo damn! A week?>>684179995
Off by 1
Yes you do deserve it you miserable sac of dirty nipples
Dio how old is your computer?
Then pat her head see if I give a fuck
Likewise anon, stayed watching akame for esdeath
Tired AF, and you my friend?
Hello Yuuko, good to see there are still constants here
lurking mostly, I'm pretty much vigil 2.0
I expect no less
Save it if you like, I made it myself
I'm gonna try some more DOOM.
It's kinda fun
You're a natural
There a few anons who refuse to leave.
It's too hard to let go.
You're on your way.
Somewhat I believe.. the nearest liquor store that has the bottle I wanted was 250 Km away..
>off by four
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>I hope it's worth the wait and money kek
I'm poisoned but good overall I guess, but getting tired now which makes me susceptible to feels
I know I'm new but shit it seems like your computer gets a blue screen multiple times daily
It really is. And then I almost died at only few weeks old because of pyloric stenosis. My whole life is a series of monumental gets. I hope that one day you can establish a family of your own, one that's a little more functional than the one you've known. You seem like a good person and no stranger to the problems that plague us all and I can only hope that you find peace in your life.
2-3 times? JESUS! Did you fucking cook with it?
Ah. Some pretty normie boring shit then
What do you do for work?
n-no, it'll be fine!!! trust me!!! you're gonna enjoy it!! how big is the bottle anyways???
What did you eat?
Replace an AC in a tight ass attic
It does, in fact I've got 6 in the last 4 hours.
You'd think I'd get used to it, but I don't.
That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;
It's fucking great dude
Hello shinoa bro, how goes your day?
>poisoned implying orally
>That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;
You don't want to.
I usually keep this thread open in it's own tab and check every now and then. Sometimes good stories roll through or something intreresting happens. Very rarely I even get mentioned
I thought the same thing lmao.
What happened, superior Mugi? (Maka)>>684181176
People don't know much about you mysterious.
i would prolly get drunk off a quarter of a shot lol
im not sure if that's a good deal or not lol, all i hear about here is cheap whisky
I feel for you, I was running on some old WindowsXP machine until a year ago
I have no idea what's going on.
I've learned to find peace by making your expectations realistic. If I can have a place to sleep, food in the fridge and internetz I'll be happy. Of course I'll strive for more but I can appreciate what I have because I know what it's like to not have them
I got bitten by some critter. Arms all numb and itchy now and I have constant nosebleeds. Not too worried about it though
Youtube tutorials? I learned most of my shooping skillz from just constantly fucking around with it
This is your fault.
Don't worry, I don't either
That... should warrent a hospital visit.. no? I know they're jews but still..
That's the strongest drink I'll have to date kek
Getting drunk off a quarter of a shot?! You can't take alcohol at all lol I need 2 shots of 40% to get dizzy~
Good. Feels good when cleaning up mang. You?
Is it that bad?
Lol I do most edits on mobile. Like the thug pics
also post what you'll print ~
and change IP to order more ~
Taking it easy now, had a long day at work
Those are some nice repeated digits. I can hardly contain myself...
>You're perfect in every way
You and I think alike sir!
i haven't had alcohol lol, and im 59 kilos kek, i would get destroyed by 2 shots...
im gonna see if we have anything here that is that strong...
t-thank you, but why do you say that??
>Is it that bad?
I thought it looked good. I meant it like: the impression that I get is people who get really good at shooping spend a shit ton of time on it. The way you did it looked good to me but I know nothing about it.
>i-im not perfect, you're the perfect one in our ship!!!
I remember when me and my ex gf bought a bottle of 62%
However I don't remember drinking it anymore
Eh, I haven't heard of any dangerous venomous animals here, I'll just wait it out for now. Wouldn't want to feed the jews
Those are actually not that bad but Ps is just so much more flexible
I like saying that kind of stuff but also you have good taste and I've seen you around a bit
>always liked Kagami best
Good taste again
Well, it's better to not contain yourself. If you see what I'm saying.
I don't think a waifu thread will help your hangover.
oh!!! well thank you!! how are you doing today???
Never had any alcohol? I must be a dirty normie then since I first drank at 16-17..
>I'm not proud
The strongest you'll find will be around 40%
>unless you find something crazy like 60+%
You're perfect in my eyes~
Jesus, I hope you mixed it kek
I return the compliment to you!
Had a good night at least?
>I remember when me and my ex gf bought a bottle of 62%
That's a somewhat painful percentage. I once got a handle of some alcohol distilled by the People Party of China in Flushing, Queens. It was like 20 bucks for a liter of something like 150 proof. Me and a friend tried taking shots on the train but it was just painful. You could light it on fire though, which was cool.
Drink a lot of water and take Ibuprofen
Taking it easy with your wifey, hotaru?
That technical trips
so many requests for the pros. Must be tiring for them
And it looks funner to do too
Maki claimed- popping in for the thread edition.
Been at my parent's house yesterday and will be extremely busy tomorrow, I'll speak to you guys soon. I'll probably lurk for a bit too.
do you require assistance?
S.A.C.H.I would be willing to help
as long as it's your eyes, that's all that matters <3
no no!!! lol, im just strange i guess, that's usually when people drink kek
well tennessee is a huge whisky state....ill see if i can find some crazy stuff
I made this in PS because I had nothing better to do.
How bad does it look?
>or should I say afternoon
I think yesterday will be my first and last time drinking, I feel like utter shit...
Just some water, thank you.
rage quitted darksouls. someone make me feel happy
Sup Ms Vegetable
You just had too much and no other liquids / solids to help absorb it right
>I think yesterday will be my first and last time drinking, I feel like utter shit...
What did you drink? Moderation makes it better.
Great! Just enjoying the night with everyone here. You seem like you're on here a lot or maybe there's multiple Kagamins?
Oh its the one that fucks all the soldiers
I just said, I don't remember
Bottle was empty though
Eh, up here we seem to tolerate the sting from alcohol more. Everywhere I went people marveled at my ability to drink pure vodka without flinching, like it's some achievement. It still tasted like we were drinking disinfectant though, but with more berries
Can't kill that which has no life
Thats decent. I really like the subtlety in her look
Remember last time you requested that?
If you buy some, mix it first because you never drank before <3
>too bad I started with vodka kek
You should've drank with moderation, friend~ What did you drink?
I personally don't drink for no reasons whatsoever.
Shit forgot pic
mmm i think im the only kagami poster, but yeah....i am on here quite a bit lol
hahaha i will, i dunno if i wanna start drinking, thanks for the advice though~
And I said I hope you mixed it. But if it was shattered... that must've been a crazy night you don't want to remember kek
Knocked out a couple bottles of Carlton Dry last night with dad. Had a jolly time, so we just drank without thinking.
>My body feels like lead
Good night everyone!
Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
Why must you torment me like this?
always do emi!!! good night, sleep tight and sweet dreams!
You love it
You dont have to play Datk Souls anymore
Oh hi Mr Loli Hater