Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

/b/ I'm really constipated. what do?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 29
Thread images: 6
File: stomach.jpg (29 KB, 640x362) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stomach.jpg
29 KB, 640x362
/b/ I'm really constipated. what do?
>>
>>684177676
take a shit
>>
>>684177676
take a shit
>>
>>684177676
take a shit
>>
>>684177676
Enema clears you right out
>>
Get a laxative to help you shit. It's not good to be backed up. Eat more fiber.
http://www.poopdoc.com/problems-ignore-symptoms-constipation.htm
>>
File: 1462645536535.png (448 KB, 900x900) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1462645536535.png
448 KB, 900x900
>>684178517
>>684178548
>>
Take a shit, come back and post a picture
>>
>>684177676
take a shit
>>
>>684177676
Try some taco bell? Idk...
>>
Drink a lot of prune juice.
>>
>>684177676
take a shit, if you cant punch yourself in the stomach really hard so you have to shit
>>
alternate sips of hot coffee and ice cold water
>>
Get some high fiber cereal. Eat that for breakfast.

Then snack on almonds throughout the day, and have a salad for lunch.

Then have salad, veggies and chicken for dinner.
>>
>>684177676
Stop shooting heroin.
>>
>>684177676
Dude the jalepeno fresco chicken sandwich is back at Wendy's. It's delicious and you will shit fire from your asshole
>>
Put a bunch of marshmallows in your ass.
>>
Fuck a horse in the ass!
>>
>>684177676
30 cc Milk of Magnesia with 10cc Cascara Sagrada
>>
ʇıɥs ɐ ǝʞɐʇ
>>
File: image.jpg (71 KB, 678x381) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
71 KB, 678x381
>>684179079
Forgot pic. This op. Eat this
>>
>>684180090
I'll go take a drive
>>
Imodium to the max
>>
File: 1431786747515.jpg (150 KB, 852x1041) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1431786747515.jpg
150 KB, 852x1041
>>684180090
UR MOM!
>>
>>684180378
No u
>>
>>684180090
It tastes like shit so it may actually help you.

White castle is guaranteed to make you shit. They are called sliders for a reason.
>>
>>684177676
i love getting constipated that means I can down some lax and turn my ass into a fucking rocket shuttle

the porcelain is the canvas and i am its artist
>>
File: Awesomecrystals.jpg (61 KB, 509x596) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Awesomecrystals.jpg
61 KB, 509x596
>>684177676 (OP)

>take a shit
>place straw in ass
>awesome crystals
>post result
>..
>profit??
>>
Use your garden hose or a funnel to put water up your bum which will both soften it and add a bit of back pressure to help you push it out.

You could also try an air compressor.
Thread replies: 29
Thread images: 6


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.