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All of /b/ now lives on the Enterprise.
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>>684157885
I call captain and I demand you all report to your battle stations and shit your chair
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So where's the fuckroom? Or do I gotta share my fucking room.
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>>684158655
Holodecks on deck 69 sir
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Witness my trips. I'm the captain now
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>>684158811
Thank you boy, those are nice dubs. Don't tell anyone but I keep three hoes under my bed. One is dead and the other's are in critical but still breathing so youre more than welcome to fuck the dead one.
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>>684158655
This is your Captian speaking this >>684158811 is correct but they are communal so please wipe down your load
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I am fully functional...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev1ec0Z0GI
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>>684157885
CAPTAIN
JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE
U
S
S
ENTERPRISE
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>>684157885
God dammit Data will you keep that fucking cat of yours locked up!?
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Dudes like can you use a replicator to replicate another replicator?
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WHO THE FUCK LEFT THIS TURD IN MY SPACE TOILET!!!
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Are we there yet....
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>ITT : VIRGINS

KILL YOURSELVES
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I have to poop.
OH FUCKING SPACE MCDONALD'S!! I WANT AN APPLE PIE!!
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>>684159044
....captain. Why was this still loaded on the holodeck after you left?
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Hey guys, it's cool if you wanna gang bang Taylor Swift in the holodeck but seriously you guys have to clean up after yourselves. I almost broke my neck skippin on someones jizz
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>>684160051
Because your Captian is into some freaky shit

Now drop your pants, it's your turn
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>>684157885
Shotgun captains seat
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So I saw bangin this bitch on the pleasure planet, and I'm like, I'm not pulling out she can't get knocked up by a human!

Oh Lt Riker >>684160051

....but anyways now I guess we have Predator as a son and he's a diiiiiiick man
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I'll be in 10-forward
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Can reading rainbow's sun glasses detect feminine penis?
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>>684157885
Life sucks, I am going to live stream self destruct
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>>684159474
fuck the cat
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>>684159873
Overheat the warp engines,
all none virgins teams evacuate to the escape birds.
Self destruct

INITIATED
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Holy shit, I saw warfs dick in the bathroom one time, and Jesus Christ that thing had pincers on it
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>>684157885
You would NEVER see anyone faggot, all of /b/ would be in the holodeck fucking traps and twinks and shit
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Looks like I get to kill that little faggit Wesley Crusher
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I'll be in 10 Forward with Robin if anyone needs me
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>>684162509
Sign me up then, nothing wrong with fucking a trap up the ass
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>>684162509
Truth has been spoken.
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>>684162368
Did you offer to suck Mr. Warf off at least?
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>>684157885
Faggot, that is the USS Odyssey, not the Enterprise.
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>>684162509
I would be doing exactly this, have like 5 or 6 bailey Jay's fucking and I would be in the middle of it
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I wonder if Q would make my penis bigger?
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On my planet its tradition to cum on the fotone torpedos before we go into battle
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>>684162944
Neeeeeerd! Also check'em
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>>684162944

Q detected.
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Captain, would you like to hear a joke?
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Ferengi are the jews of space!
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They need to be eliminated
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>>684162944
Actually faggot, if you read the registry... it is the Enterprise. Someone rendered a scene from DS9 and didn't change the registry on the galaxy class model.
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Soooooo
How about a disgusting,sick alien
Circeljerk?
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