Thou refuseth to talk in ye olde English
My sides man, my sides, thank you OP for this thread
behold the field upon which I grow my fucks, lay thine eyes upon it and thou shakt see that is is barren
M'lords, shall we discuss a most troubling of events, it appears that some kingdoms have allowed savages of dark skin to rule over them. This must surely be done kinds of evil madness that has befallen them.
Mine kingdom of Sweden hast been rapidly descended into feces. Wherefore this has occvrred I do not know. It seems like every person of qvestionable descent dost get a free pass for rape and pillage becavse they art of a dark heritage. I shall go on a qvest to clean the popvlation of mine kingdom and cleanse the plavgve that is sand negroes. In the old days we raped and pillaged with honor and pride, when the men of other villages were gone, now they dost integrate in ovr society to blend in and later commit these acts without inclvding yovrs trvly. These are dark times indeed.
Digital painting highly related, mine collective of brave knights who shall purge the plague with me.
How can this be? It is proven that their skulls are nearly entirely constructed of bone, hence the ease to which they accept blows from my mace. They are incapable of forming even the simplest of thoughts.
With all due respect my lord, how can our superior intellect and force of numbers be conquered by such disorganized rabble that has less value than my mules. Shall we not band together and destroy the darkness with the hammer of God as was fortold oh so long ago?
Buffon, I will dine in the halls of Valhal, dance around Yggdrasil with Freja hand in hand while consvming copiovs amovnt of mead, slowly getting too intoxicated and have Thor himself carry me to my straw bed where he shall kiss me good night and lie down beside me and whisper in my ear that I am his hero.
I dost care in thine crusade my good sir, I merely believe and wish that I shall perish along with my party in a glorious death in combat. Therefore I solemnly believe we shall not ever meet.