this is 90% of /b/.
me personally, I'd drink and smoke like I do normallly at parties. could actually turn out to be epic. there's some weird fuckers on /b/, and some not half bad looking chicks.
You fucking deserve this.
>Everyone is looking for a "Femenine penis"
Fuck Shouldn't have eaten 50$ worth of Tacobell before coming. Shitter, tub and sink clogged as faminazis are to lasy to clean. Montezuma's wrath has to be unleashed somewhere. go to creepy furry fuck stalking in the corner and unleash it
GET MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP WITH MY BROS, Then take turns with the fuck room with all the /b/tard sluts that dont "exist" (ops pic is very relateeeee)
>>684140724 ask them why they fucked my shirts up and tell them to give them back jokingly, implying I wanna see some titties.
Urinate in kettle
Ejaculate on switches
Shit in the toaster
Tape a spoon to the inside top of the microwave
Cover the cat in talcum powder
Tinfoil anything not nailed down
Turn the garden hose tap on and leave it on
Draw swastikas on the carpet in permanent marker
Summon Cthulu in someone's bedroom
Tapered metal king present, how you plebs now ay? Hey? Hey?
I'd try my hardest to look hard and never, ever smile. I would say "what's up" to everyone in coldest way possible, unless it was one of my "boys;" then we would hug and secret-handshake each other in an extremely faggy, over-elaborate and tribal manner.