/b/ has turned into a massive house party. What do u do?
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/b/ has turned into a massive house party. What do u do?
>>684139902
Leave
>>684139902
find nearest comp. get on b. loop into metaphysical eternity.
Burn the house down
Drink. A lot.
Why does the kool aid taste funny? Guys?
>>684139902
Plot twist
>all the girls are underage or feminazi bigots
>All of the men are mentaly ill
>Everyone is sticking sharpies in their ass.
Bake some cum-brownies.
Shitter already clogged! Fuck it shitting in the Tub.
Slip a jimmy in the drink of the girl I wanna fuck the most.
fucking plebs
>>684140424
I've got some sideway chalk too anon!!
>>684140424
I'd give everything to snort some gator tails of shitty cocaine.
>>684140390
Tub is clogged too.
>>684140035
All three hundred and sixty degrees.
>>684140035
this is 90% of /b/.
me personally, I'd drink and smoke like I do normallly at parties. could actually turn out to be epic. there's some weird fuckers on /b/, and some not half bad looking chicks.
>>684140575
im actually glad u noticed the quality
OP here: U see these two grills smiling at u. Wat do u do?
>>684140583
Ok sink still looks good
>>684140724
ask them what the fuck they're smiling at and palm the hottest one in the face and walk away
>>684140724
Throw up because no feminine penis. Gross
>>684140724
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Follow around the guy rolling up the blunts
>steals all the valuables
>>684140724
could they unclog the shitter? as cleaning is women work
>>684141058
>implying there's anything valuable to steal besides virginity
>>684140345
and crying about their "feels" and jacking off on themselves
>>684141267
edgy
I'll be creeping in the corner, as usual
>>684139902
go find teh kitteh
there's a kitteh around, right?
there better be a kitteh
>>684141267
You fucking deserve this.
I forgot.
>Everyone is looking for a "Femenine penis"
>>684139902
I'd crawl into a corner and try not to throw up from the sensory overload.
You think hypersensitivity is fun? Be like a real-life superhero or some shit? Hell naw.
>RAPE ALL THE DRUNK GIRLS THEN STUFF EM IN MY TRUNK FOR LATER RAPING
I'd call the cops so I could have some peace and quiet
>>684141766
Hipersensitive to sound.
It's a piece of shit, you end up blocking everything in your mind and people will keep calling you and you will not give a fuck about it.
>>684141383
Fuck Shouldn't have eaten 50$ worth of Tacobell before coming. Shitter, tub and sink clogged as faminazis are to lasy to clean. Montezuma's wrath has to be unleashed somewhere. go to creepy furry fuck stalking in the corner and unleash it
Everytime i come here you scream at my cheese pizza 'MODS'
>>684141730
Sauce?
OP here: All of a sudden this guy shows up at the door. Wat do u do?
>>684140685
It's not something I'm proud of.
>>684142550
I don't know, it was posted here a few months ago.
>>684142719
dear sir would you like some pork or loos change?
>>684140828
Sink clogged too
>>684140926
so you'd walk into them?
>>684139902
Bring snacks
>>684142719
Ask people to help gather money to pay the rent.
>>684141865
No 12-year-olds allowed unless they are receiving the raping
>>684142719
Open the oven
>>684139902
steal the family photos for my family photo room
>>684142287
>>684143096
already started shit pile in the corner with the creep, fell free to add
OP here: Anyone can have the aux cord btw.
<This is wat we're currently listening to
>>684143619
classical Misfits
>Eagles dare
>Last Caress
ty
>>684139902
GET MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP WITH MY BROS, Then take turns with the fuck room with all the /b/tard sluts that dont "exist" (ops pic is very relateeeee)
>>684140724 ask them why they fucked my shirts up and tell them to give them back jokingly, implying I wanna see some titties.
>>684143222
You didn't say you were putting it away for later
>>684144143
/b/tards sucking each other off in the fuck room, then starting threads about their mental illness
>>684143794
>classical
>misfits
pick one.
>>684144356
I think he means from the danzig era
I look for the furry obviously
Roll some blunts
420 blaze it faggots
>>684144347
hold up, I thought this was a party. Not a faggot hoe down. I think you're confused with the house up the street, FAGGOT.
>>684140049
Underrated post
>>684144823
Nope, I see furries, hairy fat trap wannabes, fedoras, and waifu pillow. This is definitely a /b/tard event.
This party sucks
>>684140724
Is that Oprah
Turn 360° and gtfo
Urinate in kettle
Ejaculate on switches
Shit in the toaster
Tape a spoon to the inside top of the microwave
Cover the cat in talcum powder
Tinfoil anything not nailed down
Turn the garden hose tap on and leave it on
Draw swastikas on the carpet in permanent marker
Summon Cthulu in someone's bedroom
Tapered metal king present, how you plebs now ay? Hey? Hey?
>>684147000
Trips=troothings
Kill my parents (that's what that guy did before he threw that party)
>>684147180
On the switches? you do realise how many cumshots that would require right? Should we call an ambulance for your imminent cardiac arrest?
I'd try my hardest to look hard and never, ever smile. I would say "what's up" to everyone in coldest way possible, unless it was one of my "boys;" then we would hug and secret-handshake each other in an extremely faggy, over-elaborate and tribal manner.
