Sex change. Work out your ass and become a bottom for lads or dominatrixes. Become a cuckold. Get the same penis attachment surgery FtMs get, no orgasm but not as much shame.
I feel bad for you bro. I'm still self conscious with a 6.1(to very base) by 4.5-4.9.... Hopefully reincarnation exists and were luckier next round!
Start liking traps. Focus your sexual energy on anal orgasms. Shave your asshole, be a fag, OP.