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Any Britchaps having a few alcoholic beverages tonight?

Post what you are drinking

Poorfag here on the tramp juice
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>>684130473
frosty jake...
anon, sort your life out
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I stopped drinking 3 weeks ago. Feels good man.
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im on the turps m9
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>>684130473
Heading to Lidl shortly for a crate of dubious quality Perlenbacher.
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>>684131034
mahnigger.jpg

i normally get the cans of perly m8
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can you get shit like this in murrica?
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bamp
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>>684131308
I thought it was only in scotland? can you get it in england too?
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>>684131558
yea all over
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>>684130473
Ausfag here drinking shitty cheap wine and Heineken
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>>684130473
ahh frostys jacks, the memory's...

its nickname is frosty shite where im from, or just shite for short, e.g:
"what you drinking tonight lad?"
"bottle of shite"
"happy days"
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>>684131708
post pic anon
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>>684130473
That's some grim shit, OP. Luckily for me I live in Somerset, where a gallon of lethal Farmhouse Scrumpy costs a whopping £3.15, or £2.80 if you bring your own container...
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>>684130473
Frosty Jacks with a splash of Vimpto....glorious!
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>>684131759
call them Barrels of Doom here in north east
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we call it white shite in Stockton
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>>684132249
im about 20mins from stockton
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>>684132337
best keep 20mins away, for your own good. disease floats in clouds around here
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My local shop has sold out of battle toads here in UK so no drink for me as I'm sulking
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>>684132249
It's frosty jakes or junkie juice in Glasgow
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>>684132653
end of the day OP needs a new drink, scrumpy jacks is much nicer
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just bought my lass some frosty jacks, iv got Oranjeboom 8.5 % and weeeeeeed
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>>684130473
get some bukky fam.
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>>684132778
scrumpy is for old farmers
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>>684132864
caffeine would make my heart pop
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a few Stellas in me fridge cooling down

I might crack one open after I've finished putting up my new Debenhams shower curtain
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Just a few beers, then maybe go out alone and get drunk in bars

Also, Ive stopped drinking 2'5L+ of beer everyday by starting to smoke -kind of a distraction maneuver. What does b think?
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>>684131820
>Luckily
>Somerset
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>>684133334
what do you do when you go out alone?
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Grass flavoured vodka. Some novelty present from a while back and I can't be fucked to go to the shop
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>>684133397
It's lovely. Every day I look out over the beautiful Bristol Channel and am reminded that I'm thankful I don't live in Wales.
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>>684133793
Mind my own business, get drunk, then maybe socialize, maybe not
Not that I give a fuck

>inb4 tough guy, edgy, etc
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Dunno yet
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>>684131034

>lidl
>beer

dude, alter schwede, why?
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>>684133875
is that called bison grass or some shit? has a blade of grass in?
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>>684133927
How old are you? I've done it a couple times but always end up talking to people at the bar then asked to join them for the night. Even though I don't want to, I always do because I'm self conscious as to how I look drinking alone
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>>684134105
Yeah. Been putting it off for almost 2 months
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>>684134023
>>684134023
stella m8 or becks if they have it
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>>684130473

OP let me get this straight because i'm not a slav or bong. They sell 2 liters with applejuice and water + alcohol (only 7.5% for a whole 3 liter? My beer is 8.8% in 12oz bottle) at the grocery store for a few rupees?
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>>684130473
ayy its the frosty jacks /b/ro from that really old uk drinking thread, I remember chatting with you, am on the polish karpackis tonight, doing the job nicely, cheers!
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>>684134152
Wow youre a lucky dog.
Im on my 20's, and Im not the kind of guy that you invite to 'join you for the night' (6 foot, shirt of a metal group, black jacket, and everybody sees me as 'serious as fuck', although Im not aware of that). So... Yep, I will call my cousin and go out with HIS friends. Which is pretty pathetic
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>>684134468
ya wot m8
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>>684130861

Stopped 2 years ago, feels good
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>>684130473
you ever tried the pinnacle of tramp combo that is frosty jacks+cactus jacks apple sours= fractus jacks

gnarly as fuck
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>>684134723
>>684130861
You mean stopped COMPLETELY, right? Like, not a single beer
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>>684134468
You're retarded
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>>684134872
haven't drunk since i was bout 17, 23 now
alcohol tastes like shit and makes me feel like shit
real drugs are the way
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>>684134590
yep its me
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>>684134468
B-bruh...
Its alcohol / liter...
Not just absolute quantity of alcohol there...
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>>684134649
I'm mid 20's, probably the least threatening looking guy ever though. You sound like the sorta dude I prefer to drink with. Are your cousins mates alright at least? It's rarely good to drink with groups of strangers, you're always the odd one out and I regularly find my sense of humour isn't too accepted by norms
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>>684134468
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>>684132609
It mugs you down the back of the garrick if you dont watch yourself
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having a poor mans bbq
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>>684135479
Yep theyre alright, but it feels weird to hang out with them... Difficult to explain. Anyways, its that or nothing, so I'll probably do that.
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>>684135962
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>>684131806
really nothing exciting to show haha
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>>684131308
Belfast fag here, we get it too though I stopped drinking it when I grew up
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>>684136225
>>684135962
Dirty scum
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>>684135962
Wow
Brah
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>>684130473
Pic one...
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>>684137750
>talisker skye
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>>684137910
wheres the jack daniels?
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>>684135962
>>684137750
what a fabulous contrast
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>>684137750
Glenlivet
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>>684137750
>>684137910
samefag
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>>684131034
What about the glorious Graffenwalder?
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>>684138082
what?
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>>684138082
No.
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>>684131759
this or white lightning has to be the shittiest tasting thing ever
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>>684134254
Faggot. It's great with apple juice.
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>>684138810
That's kinda gay.
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>>684139327
Why?
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>>684130473

Jordan? Jodrell?
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>>684135962
>poor mans bbq
a picnic?
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>>684130473
Hawksridge + weed.
2quid for 2litres.

It's cheap, like the budgie.
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>>684130473
jesus man are times hard?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

Frosty Jacks.
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>>684135962
10/10 for effort tho
>music
>booze
>entertainment
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>>684138810
try drinking some onetime
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>>684135962
have fun, but dont be that little tramp who leaves his shit on the grass
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>>684140546
chucklebrothers meets the italian job?
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>>684140546
how these fuckers didn't go down in the bbc pedo scandal i'll never know
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