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Rate my dick thread
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you could cum in Muhammed's peadofile cunt with that cock 3/10
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>>684128598
post yours then faggot
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>>684128945
There is just so many wrong things about this sentence
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>>684129515
There ARE so many things you illiterate queer
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Would love all your dicks in my ass
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>>684128465
im super small but w/e
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>>684128465
would suck/10
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>>684129971
Nice leggings, though.
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>>684129971
fun size/10
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>>684130388
0/99
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>>684130388
/10
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>>684128465
Nb op, 6.5/10
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>>684128465
average size
great low-hangers
good plump head
nice veins

6.5/10
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>>684129834
Rate me and show more of ass
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>>684129366
very nice foreskin
skin looks rough
cant see balls or head really

5/10
better pic for rerate
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>>684130388
very very nice
so fat! must make ladies squeal
wrinkly handsome balls
good color

7.5/10
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>>684130596
I just cant even get into this again
Im in love with your penis
solid 8.5/10
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>>684130598
post harder pic for rating
cant rate floppies
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>>684130740
great shaft
nice veins, very masculine
overly triangular head
puckered piss slit?
dry-looking

5/10
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>>684131379
What would give it a higher rating?
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>>684130948
very pink head - nice
good size
foreskin pulled tight
balls match dick well - complete package

7/10
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plzzzz r8
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>>684131888
Complete package and only a 7?
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>>684131706
balls disproportionate
nutsack is too tight
slight discoloration - pink to tan to pink
those are the flaws

but honestly best weiner on b
I just rate very stringently.
A 10 is literally perfect, almost impossible
1 literally the worst Ive ever seen
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>>684131134
>>684131134
>>684131134
>>684131134
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>>684131984
hairy balls - nice
very masculine and hard
good upthrust
head a little small

6.5/10
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>>684130596
>>684132355
Cheers anon
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Opinions?
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>>684132035
Im not here to boost egos
honest subjective ratings of dick aesthetics is my calling

7/10 is a great score. probably in top 15 percentile of all dicks on planet
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Kik dinyh to start group
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>>684132613
what do you think about it from this pic?
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>>684132612
very very hard - always nice
two-tone in a pleasing way
balls too shiny/taut
kind of bumpy around head

6/10 would suck
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>>684132777
great upwards angle to it
best big shiny cockhead
balls big and manly
shaft short for head size
all around great dick

7/10
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>>684132847
Wow you're strict. What about me?
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>>684133030
honestly worse angle because of clothes
but nothing wrong with this
still a cock to be proud of
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>>684133462
Wow thanks! 7/10... I'll take it!
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>>684133019
very big
veins are so hot
skin pulled back nice
very hot brown dick
macho stud balls
Dad dick

7/10
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>>684133647
pink and lickable head
good shape
skin looks silky strokable
very average American dick

5.5/10
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>>684133777
you earned it Champ
great weiner
thanks for sharing
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>>684133970
pubes are great
nice thick handle
foreskin not as neat as it could be
shape bends in middle?

5.5/10
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>>684134455
good shape
nice n hard
prominent circumcision scar - I like it
pubes unkempt
noticably short

4.5/10
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>>684132731
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>>684134635
great length and hardness
veins look good
head cocked at "really?" angle

7/10
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I really want feedbacks
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>>684134817
cockhead long and plump
very hard
on the shorter side
but very well proportioned
skin on head irritated/damaged

suckable 5/10
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>>684135737
lol you have a funny way of reviewing
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>>684135955
Not a good picture so 6/10
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>>684134593
Jup, small bend
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>>684135196
so long and hard!
very nice
foreskin bunched up nice
Approaching pencil dick status
slightly unclean looking?

6.5/10
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>>684135305
veins are super nice
decent size
foreskin covers head well
too tapered toward head
end of foreskon looks monstrous

4/10
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>>684135510
I literally want to marry your dick
never been so impressed with a weiner
consistently awesome and horny looking
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>>684135955
need better pic
but looks like good solid veiny meat
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>>684129834
diamonds, post moar
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>>684135933
ok wow
this is a good one
thick dick - a real gagger
very hard
best upwards curve, looks fun
great coloration
balls tight

7.5/10
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>>684135811
sorry
nothing nice to say
not fully hard?

3.5/10
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>>684136100
low-hangers look great
best nuts in thread
great mushroom head!
good curve
could please any woman

7.5/10
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1/2
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2/2
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>>684136715
good pubes
adequate size
nuts are tiny?
good skin and veins on shaft
head slightly lumpy

5/10
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>>684137197
>>684137318
>>684137535
the real hero of the thread
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>>684137052
thick
nice balls
needs cockring

4/10
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>>684137187
you said it - diamonds!
hardest dick in thread
balls full and heavy
great upcurve

7.5/10
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>>684137959
wowee look at that
biggest mushroom head in thread
skin silky smooth suckable
bet it audibly "pops" from mouth
good two-tone coloration

7.5/10
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>>684128465
is there a Zumba tutorial in this thread ?
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heres mine
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>>684138106
good length
rock hard looking
bulging veins - so macho
ballsack merges into body weird?

6.5/10
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>>684138742
hard and horny
like the veins
adequate size
head slightly stubby

5.5/10
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>>684137696
skipped dick/10
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>>684139473
9/10 great dick dude

maybe needs a little better angle and lighting
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>>684139473
wow I could/should take care of that
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>>684139811
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So much circumcised dick. My girlfriend would love this thread
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>>684129971
I'm about half that...looks like a damn acorn
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>>684139713
the nerve.. i guess no one like my dick.. lel
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>>684139473
jeez
Thats not a dick, its a club!
ridiculously masculine
fat thick with great length too
perfectly round nuts

8.5\10
may be best in thread
need more pics to tell
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>>684140148
does she like sucking dick?

>>684140383
eh its about a 7.5 to me anon
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>>684140148
>>684140544
She loves it. But jokes about me being uncut
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>>684139811
nice banana shape
very thick
real lady pleaser

7/10
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>>684132731
>>
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>>684139788
>>684140544
>>684137959

same dude? dont want to rerate same anon but got to reiterate - awesome mushroom head
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>>684140988
So good. Id let him dip into my gf >>684140663
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>>684140908
bro your dick has me panting like a dog
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>>684140663
eh cut or uncut doesnt really bother me

is she from the US?

>>684140988
ya they are all me, im a dick spammer lol

>>684140958

pretty nice, 8/10, need better lighting though

>>684140908
8.5/10 very nice dick, show more of it though
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>>684140958
great hardness
love the upcurve
pubes look good
ball high and tight
lighting terrible - throwing color all off
gulf between head and bunched foreskin too deep

7/10
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>>684141305
Do you have kik?
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>>684141371
This is another one, is very small, but ty
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>>684141305
recognized by that huge cockhead
real evolutionary advantage to that
besides just looking hot
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>>684141574
much much better
skin looks healthy and smooth
in light of new data
7.5/10
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>>684141421
ya my kik is "velikynovgorod" if you wanna hit me up

>>684141574
8/10, good size and shape, probably needs a slightly better angle though

>>684141637
thanks, i like it when people like my dick's head, some people say it looks dumb lol
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tribute?
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1/5
6 inches
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2/5
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>>684128465
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3/5
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>>684128465
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4/5
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5/5
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>>684141952
sexy nuts
huge urethra - would like to see you cum
very hard
good size and shape

7/10
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>>684142065
proud firm dick
good pubes
small nuts?
skin too discolored

6/10
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>>684142106
best fuzzy nuts
nice and thick
head too red & wet-looking
all in all good dick

6.5/10
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Rate?
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>>684142263
need better pic to rate
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>>684142286
8/10 nice head and shape

>>684142866
7/10 not bad

>>684143046
7/10 need a better pic
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>>684142342
heavy nuts
good size
gets thicker towards head - very hot
overall very masculine
piss slit looks weird?

7.5/10
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>>684142866
hpv or just really really dry?
not very hard looking

2.5/10
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a bunch of grown men comparing dicks. What a bunch of pathetic faggots you all are.
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>>684143046
bad pic/unratable
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>>684143435
>afraid he doesnt measure up
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>>684140908
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i need to shave but rate anyway
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Never done this before xD how is it?
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>>684144171
you cant sneak that magnificent beast in here
still nearly perfect

8.5/10
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>>684144681
decent length
vein running up is hot
puckered foreskin - sexy

6.5/10
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>>684144015
best pic of the best dick
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>>684145071
It's perfect. No flaws
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>>684144089
good length
looks hard
hot coloration

6.5/10
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>>684144967
Thanks :)
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>>684144165
o.k. size
very nice foreskin
veiny and masculine
balls pushed up weird?

6/10
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>>684142617
thank you :)
you cant tell but it's very curved. i have to hold it forward because of that in the pics
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>>684145557
very nice size
real womb-knocker here
big mushroom head
skin a little dry?

7/10
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>>684144839
have you seen me before or something? Thanks, that's quite the compliment.
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>>684145835
curved dicks are sexy, can we get a pic from side angle?
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>>684146146
thought I recognized you from previous thread
could be mistaken
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>>684146146
can we see with nuts in shot?
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r8
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>>684146358
yeah i have posted before, not in the last day or so though

>>684146422
can't right now, sorry
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>>684146509
gr8! 8/8
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>>684148306
very sexy curve to it
good coloration
love how it gets pinker towards head
foreskin bunches nicely
good size

7/10
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>>684148496
looks very hard
nice and veiny
super masculine
almost animalistic

6.5/10
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>>684129366
I like. what kind of undies you got.
7.5 out of 10
clean however foreskin placement I cannot see the entire head
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rate please
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>>684146219
I'll give you two diff angles of it. one without me holding and one with me barely holding :)
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>>684149572
Woops... idk how it went upside down lmao
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Do itt
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>>684149265
very good nuts
nice and hard
good size

6.5/10
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>>684149572
>>684149776
Hhhhrnggh
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>>684149355
hard and proud
good color
dry skin

6.5/10
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small like an aspirin
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>>684150715
I'd rate 5, i could never deal with that dry skin
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The French D
Thoughts?
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>>684150154
decent size
huge purple head
seriously monster cockhead, geez
veiny, very manly
piss slit huge and bright red?

7/10
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>>684151029
damn thats hard
perfect upright rocket shape
big balls
head slightly sallow
wart or mole on sack?

7/10
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>>684151350
Thanyou, and I dunno what that is. Always wanted to get it removed. Why nly 7 ?
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R8 plz
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52 year old penis - has been in over 200 women
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>>684151786
Lol/10
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>>684135196
would ride/10
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>>684150154
want in my ass/10
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